The Stoner Pisces swims through life like a fish in water. Their meditative smoke sessions often involve creative ways to help others.

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Pisces December 2015

Stoner Pisces, being an inner-workings kind of person, it is safe to say that you know yourself best.  All those moments invested into self-reflection have been your saving grace, and now these introspective habits help you to avoid the miscommunication that other signs frequently encounter.  So, keep it low-key Pisces.  Indicas are going to bring you the relaxation and recreation that the mind requires.  But, don’t try to over reach your potential.  You have all the resources that you need to maintain your inner peace, just be sure to stay rested and ready for your day.

This month, plan a peace pipe session with those closest to you.  If not for your benefit, then consider that those who may make your guest list are in need of your positive presence.  One thing to avoid this December is rushing; when in doubt, burn one down.  You can only improve your outcomes to tricky situations when you allow yourself the time needed to fully focus on the issues at hand.  Perhaps it’s the perfect season to bake up some tasty, herbal-remedies for the wintry blues.  A nice medible may just be the perfect way to unwind, clear the mind and get ready for the coming year.  Remember, that although friends may come to you for guidance, you will be unable to provide useful advice unless you ensure that you take care of your personal needs first.

Although your loved ones will look to your shining light during cloudy times, don’t forget that it is okay to rely on them as well.  It will never be a bad idea to get a second opinion.  If you have a significant other, then access to kind words or insight is right at your fingertips.  Never fear reaching out to your confidants.  They will never mind the burden and both parties will reap the benefits of being able to rely upon having a best bud.  

Pisces November 2015

Stoner Pisces, this November the best plan of action may be as simple as making good plans.  Maybe there is a new art exhibit in a nearby town you’ve been wanting to see.  Or, a new hiking trail a good friend recommended to you that you’ve been aching to climb.  Be sure to pack your bowl, but also, wait until you’ve reached your final destination before you spark it up.  The light may be dwindling as the seasons transition – but this just means you have to be more selective with how you spend the waking hours.

There may be those in the workplace that are looking to veer you from your path of progress.  The best bet is to let those who are bent on creating confusion to be left to their own devices.  You can rest more peacefully knowing that at the end of the day you have your own (smoking) devices to come home to, so don’t worry too much.  Your goals will be easily accomplished as long as you avoid the negative distractions that others hope to send your way.  You can only control your own actions; if someone is trying to throw you off, that just means that person is wasting their efforts because guess what, you got this Stoner Pisces.

Your lover, if you have one, will embrace your peace with you and all should be well.  With no significant complications in the foreseeable future, enjoy and cherish these moments.  If nothing else, break out the ganja and get to celebrating.  While other signs may be struggling with the weather changing, you and yours can toke it up knowing that the universe smiles kindly on you and offers you support in pursuing your loftiest aspirations.

Pisces October 2015

The days are dwindling in their light, stoner Pisces, but your energies are telling you to reach for the stars.  This month may feel like an all-time high, but be sure to not lose sight of the ground.  If it feels like your accomplishments are coming just a bit too easily, don’t fret, it just means you’ll find something else to be excited about.  You have enough “can do” attitude to complete your to-do list and help others accomplish theirs.

 Pay attention to your closest buds.  They may need you to lend them an ear…and a bowl.  But you will be strong enough to provide the support that they require.  Enjoy these moments of peace and pipe, rushing from problem to problem can be more tiring than anticipated, and stoner Pisces you have much to get done.  Stay away from the more ‘grounding’ strains.  It will be better if you can keep light on your feet and ready for what surprises may be next.

Although you feel upbeat and that the sky may be the limit, focus on those closest to you.  Spreading yourself too thin will only limit the help you are able to provide to loved ones.  Keep to the Sativas, as the uplifting qualities of this sacred plant will support your feelings of inspiration.  Remember that just because you yield to a lover does not mean that you’ve lost your own will.  Sometimes it is better to meet that person in the middle and find a path that the two of you will be excited to explore.

Pisces September 2015

Perhaps Pisces, it is time for you to get back to your roots.  Maybe it’s a hobby that you haven’t practiced in a long while, or a relationship with someone that you just don’t feel as close to these days.  Whatever they might be, pursue your passions.  As the weather slips into the vague grayness of fall, having these outlets of friends and pastimes will keep you focused during a time when you may feel easily distracted.

While on the job, keep your head down and keep pushing through.  If somebody you work with wants to pass you the pipe, it may be best to pass on the grass while on the clock.  It may take extra energies to complete all of your tasks at work this September.  Ergo, in addition to avoiding slowing yourself down with too much ganj, remember to keep in mind that we don’t always know the “behind the scenes” intent of the person packing the bowl.  But, you pave your own way stoner Pisces.  So, if at the end of the day you are feeling held back, check first to see that these feelings aren’t self-inflicted.

By making time to do the things that inspire you, you will return to a place of peace – and those closest to you will notice.  Whether it’s a friend that you’ve lost touch with, or maybe you’ve not been able to give enough attention to your significant other; go ahead and pack a bowl.  A bowl is usually better when we get to share it, and this person will appreciate it more than you realize.  Catching up will take planning, but the payoff will be worth it.  Reconnecting will bring you a calmness that may not have been felt for a while, and it will be even smoother sailing welcoming back an old friend who’s down to ride – whatever the weather may be.

Pisces August 2015

Stoner Pisces, sometimes that joint we just rolled gets a run in it that makes it completely unsmokable, no matter how well it was rolled.  This doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy that herb by packing it into a bowl.  Just because you fail at a task the first time, doesn’t mean that you can’t achieve that goal overall.  If it seems at first that the situation is off to a bad start, it could be seen as having the opportunity to transform a negative experience into something much more positive.

Failure is not a guarantee, however — far from it.  What happens externally is out of your control, but how you respond is up to you.  At work, narrow down your goals and give your full energies into each, one at a time.  You may be pleasantly surprised by how much your own efforts affect and inspire your peers around you.  Don’t waste this noticeable forward momentum you’ve developed.  By keeping work and relaxation separate, both will be more satisfying.

When it is time to unwind, allow yourself to do so completely.  Whether you’re hitting the trails or hitting your piece, bring along a friend to share the air with.  Fresh air will help to bring clarity to the mind and getting back to the earth can be humbling.  So, go ahead and grind up some “indoor” and go outdoors with your favorite pipe and person and enjoy the sun the way it was meant to be.

Pisces July 2015

Stoner Pisces, this month, your event calendar may be particularly full, especially for events that include other people.  Allow yourself to take the time that each given task will need to be completed properly, especially in the workplace.  Avoid rushing through your days; there is a lot to get done, but also a lot to learn along the way.  Taking it a bit slower will allow you to give your full attention to those with whom you’re sharing that experience.  This attentive approach will also give you more insight into finding allies to accomplish group projects.

Be wary with whom you share your sacred herb with this month.  Sometimes there will be nothing that you can do to please a critic.  One of the best things that you can do in this case is to remember that “sharing is caring.”  If someone is complaining about the quality of herb that is being shared with them, that person probably has other issues going on behind all of those bad vibes.  Yes, sharing herb with someone can be a bonding experience, but it can also be a time where we learn who we DON’T want to smoke with.  Cannabis should be calming, not chaotic—so find smoking buddies that you can be yourself around.

While others distract themselves with what other people are doing, you will be able to pursue your own goals.  Be selective in your investments into specific projects.  Give yourself the time to contemplate the big ones.  If this means taking the time to smoke on it, go for it.  Taking the time to reflect on the big picture will make you more helpful to the situation at hand and everyone involved.

Pieces June 2015

Stoner Pisces, the month of June brings you all that is good, bad, and bumpy.  Know this for certain:  For each bump, twist or turn there will be an equally smooth section of travels on this road called life.  For the best results you should meditate with a nice indica and try to identify which parts are which and adjust yourself accordingly.  It will do you well to not waste energies and efforts on the uphill climbs.  Instead, save those positive energies for coasting on the downhill.

In the workplace, your focus should be on deciding who you consider to be a bud and who is a dud.  A bud will be by your side helping when and where they can to keep you moving forward.  A dud, well it is just better to avoid their advice, usually these folks would rather see you stumble versus succeed.  Even though it may be others who begin disputes, be kind in your conquests.  Whether you are met by success or failure you are the one who will gain knowledge and understanding from the situation.

Since the workplace may be called unstable at best this month, it is a good thing that home can be called your sanctuary.  After days that may seem never ending, get home, grab the sack and pack a bowl of that green goodness.  You have friends who are more than willing to help you with this particular task.  It’s June and summer is almost here—the season for ultimate growth.  Even if your goals seem far off the path will be illuminated by the light from you and those surrounding you.  As long as you keep doing you can keep dreaming.  It’s okay to have your head in the clouds if you like the view that you find.

Pisces May 2015

Stoner Pisces, it is important to remember to remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop—May has the potential to be a little bumpy.  Now, the good news is, you’ll be ready to rock it.  Your obstacles may be many, but you have the means and that particular Pisces finesse to turn each unfortunate situation into a personal win.  Of course, that’s the upside.  The downside is that this may mean you are loading fewer bowls and picking up the pipe a little less.  Be prepared as this will bring you a sense of alertness that will benefit problem solving in the long run.

In the workplace, it is recommended that you handle the small issues before they become big.  It may be wise to try to mimic the trees, but not the ‘trees’.  Like a new growth, be strong but limber.  Stand your ground, but don’t be stubborn.  This flexibility will allow you to be sturdy and at the same time stand tall against confrontational winds.  When time permits, grind up some green and allow yourself to get a little grounded.  Simply being more selective with smoking occasions will allow for more productive work, and also more productive relaxation.

And, what this means for love, is don’t go looking for fights.  Although the usual hiccup on the home front is sure to pop up, it is best to let trouble find you.  When it does, you will be able to charm it into submission.  This should not be seen as manipulative.  It is more than fair to pursue your personal goals, just do your best to guide with a gentle hand when doing so.  Remember that peace can be both a journey and a destination.

Pisces April 2015

This month, Pisces, remember the old saying of, “what goes around, comes around.”  So, hopefully you’ve been passing around some kindness and maybe a bit of the green stuff.  Some situations may leave us feeling a little overwhelmed and unsure of where to head next.  Spend a little time picking out the stems and the seeds and you will find that the bowl you’ve managed to scrounge up isn’t so bad looking.  And even a few extra bowls this month could actually be to your benefit as we don’t want to be making decisions too hastily.  By taking the time to sort through the abundance of what seems to be chaos, you will learn that the directions of where to go next were already there.  You just need to look for them in the trees.

A midst all the hustle of the work place there is no need to make any drastic changes.  Do what is needed to stay on a focused path, April is not the time to be taking big risks in unexplored territory.  The best advice is to stick to what we know.  Keep to familiar strains to avoid unnecessary surprises.  By knowing what kind of affects your greens will have, you will be able to more efficiently apply those herbal remedies.  This same advice can be used with personal relationships.  By sticking to the tried and true we will be able to find support and guidance even when the trail appears hard to follow.  Don’t use up all that precious energy trying to go at it alone.  Investing into those who have been there all along, particularly that special someone, will remind us that it’s okay to lean on that person from time to time.  After all, it is much better to find ourselves lost with a friend than alone with our problems.

Pisces March 2015

Pisces, it may be true that there are plenty of fish in the sea, but this month it may be best to let them keep swimming by.  Don’t spend too much time seeking out a special someone.  Better sun is on the way as spring approaches, and all that energy it brings could be better spent on ourselves.  Maybe you’ve been waiting for a good time to start going a little greener?  More green in our bowl and more greens on our plates will increase that feeling of brightness and healthiness.  That extra energy you get from the feelings of well-being will make you a mean, green, goal-accomplishing machine.

Don’t be surprised to find your work and even your finances flourishing this month, and remember that it’s not by accident.  Feel confident in the work you do, and try to avoid any paranoia-producing strains you come across.  The only person that that will be able to hold you back this month is you.  So, if after a good days work you have plans to hit up your favorite outdoor smoke spot, don’t worry about the rain…just bring an umbrella.

Once you feel that your own growth is where you want it to be, you may feel more comfortable in inviting someone to get to know you from a closer perspective.  Use the creative powers of those sativa flowers to keep things fresh and out of the box.  As someone once sang, “The sky’s the limit”.  For you Stoner Pisces, this isn’t just a good tune to listen to this month, it’s your anthem.