Air Sign – The Scales – September 23 – October 22

The stoner Libra is an asset to any smoke circle. Always seeking balance and harmony, the stoner Libra is the Zodiac sign most eager to match bowls. And the fact that they value relationships above self, make them wonderful cannabis companions.

Do you need information on cannabis strains? The stoner Libra may be the one to ask. Their high degree of intellectualism ascends them to the top of the cannabis connoisseur ranks. Don’t bring any schwaggy buds around this particular stoner.

Ambivalence and indecision are the drawbacks of this people pleasing stoner Zodiac sign. There is no sacred herbal strain to help with decision making, but perhaps this intellectual stoner could use more internal meditation with the sacred herb versus chatty contemplation canna-buddies. Self confidence and a deep connection with their inner voice may supply the harmony they seek.

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Libra September 2015

You have the support of many astrological entities this month and September should prove to be a very positive time for you.  Stoner Libra, your drive for life and spreading the good vibes is one of the most admirable things about you.  You might feel slightly overwhelmed at everything you have planned this month between fun and work.  If you can plan appropriately, you won’t miss a beat.  I suggest a nice hybrid, to keep your body and mind feeling alright. September, like you, is all about keeping that balance.

The most exciting thing about your life right now is that you’re starting to truly realize what’s most important.  You desire a more “back to basics” lifestyle.  You’re starting to acknowledge that you might not need that $300 dab rig right now. Before making any purchase, stop and ask yourself, is this REALLY going to make me happy?

“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively” – Bob Marley

Your loved ones and close friends are the only people you’ll want to give your time to this month.  Recognize who and what is bringing negativity into your life, and cut them out immediately.  Life’s too short to hang out with bad vibes.  You will also start to feel a shift in your thoughts towards having a partner. What used to seem like an inconvenience, no longer seems so bad.  And maybe, just maybe, that joint would be better smoked with that special someone.

Stay positive and one love!

Libra August 2015

Stoner Libra, the month of August may be crippling to your standard ebb and flow of gracefully coasting through life.  Although minor problems in public settings may seem to repel from you, larger ones are smoldering beneath the surface.  You will lack a large supply of energy, but you have enough to be able to handle and effectively resolve any of these issues as they come.  The lessons you gain from this could potentially be life changing in a positive way.  Keep your sights set on the future and remember:  “This too shall pass”.

Don’t expect any amazing accomplishments or rewards in the workplace.  Use your energy wisely, as supply is limited.  I recommend you use that same strategy when it comes to the herb.  Keep a one-hitter around for emergencies, but I would try to keep the leisurely smoking to a minimum.  You need to keep your mind clear of the fog.  You might find yourself seriously questioning your life purpose and career path at this time, so it’s important that you be intuitive and pay attention to what your heart is telling you.

You may also start experiencing issues with your partner.  You are already mentally drained, so try to avoid turning the small disagreements into catastrophic situations in which you can not come back from.  Do your best to listen.  If you are unsure how to react, maybe you should seek the advice of a trusted friend.  Just like your career, it may be time to sit back and ask yourself, “what the hell am I doing?”.   Stoner Libra, you are destined for great things, you just have to figure out what that is.   Time is ticking.

Libra July 2015

Stoner Libra, the planets are aligned in your favor and you will feel the strength of their unwavering support throughout July.  You can rest assured that this month will be filled with positive energies, emanating from yourself and those around you.  It will seem that every aspect of your life is radiating and prospering.  Seek out a nice hybrid strain for your herb of choice this month, as it will appeal to your natural desire for balance.

The world is your oyster right now!  Your mind will be flooded with new ideas and opportunities for growth will seem limitless.  It is important that you do not spread yourself too thin.  The actions you are making now will directly impact your future, and can potentially pave the way for bigger and better things.  If you are unsure of what’s most important right now, take a timeout for a quick smoke break and reflect.  When you smoke the sacred herb it reveals to you, your true self.  The sacred herb will also help you realize your true desires.

It will seem that your friends and family will be riding the same high as you.  More than ever, it would be in your best interest to seek out their company whenever possible.  Remember, you’re trying to find that perfect balance between work and pleasure.  Plan a relaxing get away with a small group of those you consider closest to you.  You will surely enjoy their company and good conversation.  Use their positive force field to continue to build yours.  You will come back feeling reset, recharged, and ready to tackle anything!

Libra June 2015

Stoner Libra, you will receive strong and positive support in all life aspects from the Universe this month.  If you decide to be proactive and use these energies to their full potential, the results could be life-changing.  Do not let change frighten you, Libra, you are all about balance and you will do just that this month if you stay attentive.

Your career has a very bright outlook, presenting you with many unique opportunities that could change your job for the better.  It would be silly if you didn’t take advantage of them.  During the beginning of the month, you should focus on planning a new project, or tackling a current one with a new and clear perspective.  If you run into a mental block, take a couple puffs of a nice sativa strain to boost your creativity and come back to it.  If you are working for someone else, this could be your start towards a promotion.  If you work for yourself, or hold a management position, it is likely that if you are going to gain a strong and loyal partnership if you are attentive to those around you.

The love front will be of most importance to the Libra this month.  Libras long for companionship; the successes and beauties of life are just as meaningful without someone to share them with.  Have patience, stay true to yourself, and do what you believe is necessary.  During the third ten day period of this month it is likely that you will meet that special someone who will enhance and change your life for the better.  If this someone turns out to not be a lover, possibly they will be a life-long Cannabis Companion.  The only thing that stands in front of you and destiny is you; do not be afraid to act.  If you are already in a relationship, it will be in your best interest to pay special attention to your lover.  Now is the perfect time to plan a trip, just the two of you.  This could be the one of the best times in your relationship.

Libra May 2015

Stoner Libra, are you so full of life this month!  No negative influences will be able to hinder the incredible positive energies thriving inside of you at this current stage in your life. Use these energies proficiently and you will thrive.

Your career and your financial situation are both going to receive tremendous boosts, but don’t expect to have it come to you for free.  Even though it feels as if the universe is looking out for you during this time; you will not be able to rely on the flow of all the good things happening to carry you on it’s back.  Success is in the books for you, but it directly relies on how much you work you are willing to put in for it.  Nobody is going to load that bowl for you.  It’s time to turn your brain on, and get to work on those big projects awaiting you.  Mindless actions will not get you very far.

During the first ten days in May, you may have to make some definitive decisions.  These may seem insignificant to those around you, but do not dismiss what is truly important to you and your future.  Everything you do today shapes your tomorrow.  While a decision is necessary, be sure to think it through before you take any affirmative action.  If you are in a relationship, it might be time to decide what is most important to you:  Your relationship and the life you have together, or your own personal happiness and the life you desire to have.  Any decisions that you need to make should be made before the new Moon on the 18th.  If left alone, the issues at hand will become much worse and much more difficult to resolve.  Thus potentially interfering with your ability to handle much more important things in your life that truly do need your attention.

If you are alone, do not fear.  This gives you just enough time to prepare yourself to meet someone new.  Whether it’s a new cannabis companion or a new love interest, you are surely to meet someone around the third ten day period of May.  Be sure to make yourself available.


Libra April 2015

Stoner Libra, April may prove to be a slightly more difficult time for you.  You may have quite a few issues knocking on your doorstep.  How you handle these problems is what will make or break you this month.  Luckily, you will get a much needed boost of energy after the first ten day period, so try to ride on those positive energies and influences, and spread that big beautiful light to those around you as much as possible.

You will need to go with the flow of your career.  Don’t get too hung up on specific plans:  Odds are they will not go how you had hoped, but there is no use crying over spilt bong water.  Face life’s curve balls with confidence and you should be able to solve any problems with minimal setbacks.  If you start to feel overwhelmed, try to make a list of all necessary tasks and prioritize them.  No one expects you to get every little thing done, but if you can knock the important tasks out you will be able to relax a little.

Your personal relationships won’t be much easier.  Mixed emotions, stress, and the crippling effect of the Black Moon will make it difficult to be non-confrontational, but you must do your best to avoid arguments with your partner, or it could open a can of worms in your relationship.  Try to shower your partner with attention.  Go on dates.  Surprise them with a gift.  Perhaps there is a pipe they’ve had their eye on?  Libra, I know you can do this.  The first half will be a struggle, but towards the end of the month the storm clouds will break and you will see the light on the horizon.

Libra March 2015

Stoner Libra, your main focus will be on your personal relationships during March, casting an uncertain shadow on your career and finances.  This month may put your emotions in the spot light.  Your emotions should not be feared, but should be used as a tool to better understand what it is that you’re looking for.  Being the sign of balance; use your smoke breaks to find equilibrium with both your logical and emotional sides of yourself.

The overall outcome of your relationships will be up to you.  The planets are lined up to cast a slight negative shadow of doubt about yourself, or your current situation.  Don’t expect any useful guidance from friends or family.  You are going to have to figure this one out on your own.  Listen to your heart and stay true to yourself.  The best thing you can do in uncertain times, is to keep moving forward, one brave step at a time.  If you begin to feel like it’s hopeless, just remember that there is no need to rush.  All the good things that you deserve will come to you in good time.  Just keep putting out those good vibes.  Despite the planets attempts, March still has the potential to be a very positive one for your personal life, especially if you already know what you want.

With the vast majority of your attention being put on your relationships, your career will almost feel like it’s an autopilot.  Overall, your job will be stable.  If you are in a managerial position, or someone who is used to being in charge, you will not face many problems, but you also won’t be receiving much support from others like you’re used to.  Create a list of all the goals and tasks that you need to accomplish.  By putting your work into an organized list, you can start to tackle the work load one item at a time.  Seeing the tasks crossed off as they are completed can also help motivation levels.  Now, if you are someone working in a lower level, or you’re used to being a passive person, you might have a few more difficulties.  Nothing really exciting has been happening, or you might be feeling more comfortable in your job.  Try not to coast for too long, or you could lose it all if you’re not mindful.  A nice Sativa strain might get some creative energies flowing, and be just the trick you need to get off this plateau.

Libra Feburary 2015

Stoner Libra, the universe is on your side during the month of February.  But then again, when isn’t It?  While you sail smoothly along for yet another month, life may not be a jar of nugs for those around you.  Try to be sensitive to the problems of close friends and family.  Even if their issues may not seem important to you, it’ll be in your best interest to be there for them if they need you.  Remember, they are not asking you to solve their issues or cast judgement.  Just lend an ear, and if appropriate, bring some of that magic healing herb.

The Goddess of Love will have her influence in your personal relationships this month, bringing you many positive encounters that you could potentially stand to gain from.  Be ready.  A large scale event is coming your way:  Whether it’s a new love, a new baby, new business partner, or even a new smoke buddy, it will be something positive and maybe even life changing.

In the workplace, your actions will speak much louder than your words.  You may be receiving negative energies from colleagues or competitors, but don’t let that kill your good vibes.  Try to use these and past experiences as a learning tool.  Don’t lose sight of your goals.  Working hard and staying on track may open the door to new business opportunities.

Your health is really the only threat you’ll be facing this month.  If you’re unable to manage the stress that may come along with your career it will become problamatic.  Although balancing stress should be no problem for your mellow tempered self, it can occasionally creep up on you.  When you feel stress levels rising, grab your vape pen and hit the outdoors, even if it’s just for a quick walk.  Nature always brings out the best in you.

Libra January 2015

It is important that you stay motivated and focused during the month of January, Stoner Libra.  Possible stress or conflict may have you feeling slightly out of your element for the first half of the month, but don’t worry about a thing.  If you start to feel overwhelmed, take a short break and let the herb free your mind.  This will help you maintain your desired inner-balance and allow you to make more clear-headed decisions.

Stoner Libra, now is the time to focus on your career.  January will bring many opportunities that will be highly in your favor if you aren’t too stoned to miss them.  Keep your eyes on the bigger picture and really evaluate all possible outcomes before making any big decisions.  You’re likely to have increased cash flow this month and, while you must be careful not to overindulge, feel free to treat yourself to that over-sized blunt wrap at the end of the week.

You’ve earned it!Now is also a great time to strengthen old friendships, as well as create new ones.  Libra, you are known for your charm and charisma but you are at the top of your social game in January. Your optimism and good humor are contagious, making others feel drawn to you.  (Or maybe it’s the sweet smell coming from the baggy in your pocket attracting them. Who knows?)