Stoner Leos are the leaders of the stoner pride. Passionate and theatrical, you can’t miss this stoner in any smoke circle. Capable of beer bongs and big blunts all in the same night, this stoner likes a challenge and loves the spotlight.
Although unapologetically selfish, the stoner Lion makes up for this with loyalty, consistency, and stability. They may not pack the bowl or offer a light, but they will always be there to share kind buds with cannabis companions.
The stoner Leo has no sacred herbal strain to avoid or lean on. The courageous lion gains insight and empathy from meditative smoke sessions. On the rare occasion this stoner finds a sour mood, seek a solo session to see things from a higher perspective.
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Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here. There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month. But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period. Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of introspection in my cannabis infused astrological guidance. That struggle is for another time period. Perhaps this month could be looked at as a break from the normal terrestrial grind. Perhaps June will be a cannabis inspired vacation of sorts from your key characteristic drivers.
Let’s look at a bowl matching sessions as an analogy for the flip flopped nature of the June time period. Typically you are the one loading the bowl, and sharing the pipe. You have all the information, and convey that to your canna-buddies. When the match comes back, you are more keen to experience the action and the fellowship more so than the information contained within the process. The universe is sending waves of support to a passive stoner Lion in June. One that truly hears and responds to the genuineness of information puff puff passed.
You are the leader of the stoner Zodiac. Usually it is you who gives the review of the latest cannabis strain combusted in your pipe. You are typically a giver of information, and less likely to receive opinions and anecdotes of others. There are true benefits to flipping this script once in a while. As you follow your own path, sometimes you may find the herd has wandered off in another direction. Now look at this scenario from another perspective: Has the herd wandered off, or have you? The first Summer month will be a great time to sit back, listen, and watch your smoke circle. Find new information through passive puff puff passing. In the end, this market research may open your eyes to a new path of leadership in future periods.
Stoner Leo there is great progress that can come from feedback from your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill in June stoner Leo. Now is the time to stock the stash jar with deep Indica or Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains. As you practice being a passive participant in your terrestrial travels, there will be moments of epiphany that may be difficult. Guard yourself from defensive reactions stoner Leo. Find your inner chill with the assistance of the sacred herb. You will be back leading the stoner tribe by the end of the month, and you will be armed with so much new information to guide your pride.
Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only as long as it takes to puff, puff and pass the bowl; others will come into your stoney sphere and become a permanent part of your orbit. Whether it’s with cannabis companions from years gone by, or recently acquainted terrestrial tokers, now is the season to live, laugh, and light up often.
Stoner Leo in recent months you have been inconsistent in performance. You have sprinted ahead of the pack at an unstoppable speed, while at other times you’ve fallen behind the rest of the pride. This May, you will establish a more consistent and sustainable pace as you move towards the next chapter of your career. Whether your goal is to move up the corporate ladder, or to excel in your current position, you will have the opportunity to really shine. But whatever your aspirations stoner Leo, be careful to avoid burning the blunt at both ends! While you are busy establishing new, and more efficient routines, don’t neglect your recreational hours. After a long day burning through the to-dos at work, there’s no better way to unwind than to burn through the sacred stash at home.
You are the king or queen of your jungle stoner Leo. You make the rules, and you welcome everyone as long as they follow those rules. And right now, the number one rule in your home should be this: Good vibes only! You are always excited to meet new smoke buddies, but this month your greatest joy will come from connecting your fellow stoners with each other. Throughout the month, your dwelling will be filled with the smell of good ganja, and the voices of great people. Whether you supply the session from your own sacred stash, or the canna-fam brings the buds, there are sure to be hazy happenings in everyone’s future.
The natural habitat for the stoner Lion is out on the terrestrial plane leading the pack. This month your charm and enthusiasm will be best focused internally. Although this may seem like a negative premonition due to your natural state of being, it is very much in concert for the Zodiac leadership of the stoner Lion.
Think of it this way stoner Leo: Smoke circle expansion is not in perpetual motion. To be the hearty Lion you must take care of yourself. There will always be periods of consolidation to strengthen the foundation of the canna-fam. April is one of those periods.
First, stoner Leo, are there any lingering problems or obstacles left over from the March period? You will see universal support for solving these nagging issues in the second Spring month. Toke time to self in the first decade of April. A solo smoke session will be illuminating. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to confront the obstacle or problem. Our sacred green goddess has a way of unveiling new pathways to success. Perhaps you just needed to quiet down the noise, and seek all the answers from within.
Second, after the New Moon of the 11th, you may appreciate time to yourself to pursue learned endeavors. The cosmos is sending a warm breeze of inspiration to sharpen your wise wit stoner Leo. Our great ganja goddess has a way of showing us broad perspectives. Perhaps you will see with an enhanced third eye vision that a personal mission to learn a new skill, or research an interesting topic, isn’t selfish, but necessary! Use our cannabis spiritual guide to sink deep into that subject, topic, or activity, that will push you toward being a better you. Do this for yourself, and in the end it will prove to be in the service to others.
Finally stoner Leo, the month ends on a sharp note. Be weary of the Full Moon on the 26th. All this internal attention during the month might cap resentment and anger toward a frenemy or smoke circle acquaintance. Pressure will build behind the restrained damn. Blow O’s instead of your top stoner Leo. If you release the pressure in the wrong way it could dampen the results of a great month of internal work.
Be prepared for an interesting start to the Spring season stoner Leo. The month of March will bring with it a sense of tranquility amongst your cannabis companions. The cold winter months are nearly over, and with the warmer weather comes even warmer relationships. Though be forewarned, stoner Lion, the entrance to Spring will begin with your mind on heavier topics such as debts, and material possessions. Fear not stoner Leo, with a perfectly packed bowl and stress relieving tokes, all will be well.
The end of the winter season brings peace and harmony within your smoke circle my stoner Lion. The cosmos is blessing you with even more charisma and charm than usual. Your persuasive nature will be highlighted throughout March, and you’ll find yourself particularly diplomatic this month. Stoner Leo, use this energy, and a well stocked stash jar to communicate your more eccentric ideas to your closest cannabis companions. Gather your partners in chronic together for an endo-excursion. Go on a hike or plan a picnic. Just get outside and combust the sacred herb with your ganja gang. Share your favorite smoke spots, and puff puff pass the good vibes. With positive cosmic waves, and a proactive approach to smoke circle expansion, this month will see your pride grow to an even higher level.
Stoner Leo March will likely have you focused on monetary matters. Now is the time to use your powers of intuition, and a few meditative solo smoke sessions, to address any issues related to debt, and material possessions. Perhaps your gut is telling you to focus on something in particular, go with it! Sit down with your corporate canna-crew and bounce ideas off one another. Your success on this terrestrial plane is only limited by your own efforts and imagination.
So stoner Lion, grab your traveling piece, a fresh jar of your favorite cannabis strain, and a few of your closest partners in chronic, and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous, but aligned with your best buds, you and your canna-crew prove to be an unstoppable force!
Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive. Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you. February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac.
Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo. However, this support will not extend far from home. Toke time to assess the partners in chronic that are close to the center of the smoke circle. It is in these relationships where the most impact will be felt in the final Winter month. This progressive impact will come in both the personal and work sphere. The sacred herb can be used with a two pronged approach to create the most positive impact.
First, toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a third eye enhancement. Rise high above the terrestrial plane, see the broad landscape of life, and how you and your closest cannabis companions relate to each other. Again, this should be applied both personally and professionally. It is from this medicated meditative smoke session that you will gain the wisdom of direction, and inspiration of leadership.
Second, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring your cannabis companions onto your wavelength so they can see your vision. This second action may be more difficult, but with positive cosmic influence, your own natural communication and leadership skills, and the connected help of the sacred herb, it should be well within your means. Remember stoner Leo, you are sharing your vision and vibration, not imposing it.
I know you aren’t all about the woo, and the mystical underpinnings of our terrestrial existence stoner Leo. But this month carries a subtle frequency from the universe that will open your eyes to supernatural aspects of our connected worlds that usually go unnoticed. Feel the connection stoner Leo, with your closest partners in chronic, and the invisible hand of our infinite world.
I received a vision from the cosmos through my sacred meditations regarding the stoner Leo for the January time period. It’s of a physically fit Lion pulling its hair out! This made me think of my favorite cartoon from the 90’s: Joe Normal .. “I’m normal! I’m normal!” The bottom line to January is that things could be worse, and everything is going to be ok.
The cannabis prescription for the second Winter month could be a little tricky. Everything physical will be going great guns, but mental stress could derail your good vibes. It could be all in your head; so smooth tokes of the marijuana smoke might slow you down enough to gain perspective, and ease through those stressful moments. However, nothing is more terrifying for a stoner Leo than to be trapped inside their own head, which could compound the stressful feelings. Therefore a CBD heavy hybrid strain will work great this month. The CBD will help you lean into the satisfied physical state with a healthy cannabis regiment. But the mild THC will give you that head change to rise above the stress of the day without trapping your head in consuming clouds. If the head change becomes a bit much, or maybe not enough, just remember stoner Leo: “I’m normal! I’m normal!”
The great blessing from the universe during January will be in the sphere of personal relationships. That hybrid cannabis prescription should keep you chill as you bounce from one smoke circle to another. Enjoy and appreciate being in your element. Close cannabis companions and even distant smoke circle acquaintances will all notice something different about your strut. Pay attention during your sacred smoke outs to the subtle nuance of each individual. The true blessing this month won’t be anything you receive, but instead the strengthened bonds you secure within the canna-fam. Stoner Leo January will be an additive experience to the progress of your life. With the sacred herb as your trusted chill side-kick, you will sure to be a networking superhero on the terrestrial plane.
Stoner Leo the holiday season can be a time of great stress …. But not for you! Wonderful calming cosmic winds of influence will blow into your house this month. It’s not that life will become easy or obstacles will part as you approach; but the calming cosmic influence blowing in December may just help you deal with terrestrial tasks with grace and chill.
There is an important prescription to receive the full benefits of the coming calming cosmic storm. First, load the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains. Second, find a safe space free of distractions. Third, get creative! They are no rules stoner Leo. The only prescription required to receive the sacred blessing from the universe is creative output. And it’s all about you stoner Leo. No matter the style, medium, or material, creativity is all that is required. Once you are in your safe space, light up the energizing qualities of the sacred Sativa strain, and jam, paint, write, or tinker. The ‘how’ and ‘what’ is up to you. The ‘why’ is to relieve stress and receive blessings.
Stoner Leo this creative prescription will impact every aspect of life. Burn time with the cannabis crew might seem a little more lit. Communications with cannabis companions might seem a little more easy. Work tasks might come and go with a little more ease. Your creative outlets will provide balance to the machine world of the terrestrial terrain. You might enjoy your time so much that you may daydream about getting back to your safe space, where a fresh bowl and creative passion awaits.
Just remember stoner Leo: Don’t neglect your sacred prescription for cannabis infused creativity. These imaginative smoke sessions will be the key to an easy roll through life in December. If you neglect this prescription, then you might get stuck in the grind. I’m already wondering what smoked out expressive fun fabrications you will be working on.
Stoner Leo it’s time to breathe a satisfactory sigh of relief. Universal influence dispatches the introspection of past periods, and invites a more buoyant cosmic vibe for November. Wake up! Pack your bowl with sticky Sativas. Instead of looking within, now you can finally focus outward, and roam the terrestrial plane with a confident strut and stride.
Be forewarned stoner Leo: Optimal success in this period directly relates to the internal sacred meditations of past periods. If you haven’t put in the work on self, then outward progress on the terrestrial plane will be more difficult. I know you are stubborn stoner Leo. If you did not toke time with self as prescribed in past periods, I can give you a shortcut to advance in November. No cheat codes are completely fulfilling, but they do exist. Set aside 30 minutes early in the month my stoner Lion to meditate with the sacred herb. Any strain or method of delivery will work. Use this time to think about why you skipped the prescribed sacred herbal meditations of past periods. Burn sage during this short meditative exercise to cleanse the after affects of stubborn malignance.
The introspective periods during 2020 will pay off stoner Leo, and maybe faster than you think. There will be great opportunities for deep conversations with cannabis companions, loved ones, and distant family members. Keep sharable cannabis supplies in your smoker’s box this month. Important emotional progress may come from a shared joint with a loved one. Or perhaps a nondescript vape pen might be the connecting cannabis tool between family members. No matter the circumstance or method, you will do great, and feel the flow stoner Leo.
Ok, now that we are all on the same page, let’s get to the November blessings of our cosmic cannabis universe. How long has it been since you have adventured with an edible? The roller coaster of ups and downs associated with the cannabis effects can be exhilarating, confusing, and scary all at the same time. Now throw in being in public as a stoner leader of the Zodiac. The painting by Munch The Scream comes to mind. All universal systems are go for a face melting edible adventure stoner Leo.
Stoner Leo October continues a similar thread of self awareness for 2020. I know I know, give it a rest already right? Self reflection isn’t your thing. However, with the magical insight of the sacred herb, and an honest effort, these meditative practices will loosen gears that have been grinding you down.
Stoner Leo have you been stuck stationary with cannabis companions or smoke circle acquaintances due to stubborn fits and tiffs? Early in the month toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb. Select a cannabis strain like ACDC that has a high amount of CBD and low THC. This solo sesh should focus on forgiveness. First, forgive yourself stoner Leo. It is in your nature to have a steadfast stubbornness. It’s one of the traits that make you the leader of the Zodiac pack. Next, forgive your cannabis cohorts; they may have similar stoner star sign traits of stubborness. Once this meditation with the sacred herb focused on forgiveness is complete, perhaps you will be better prepared to engage and solve the issues that have been jamming up your smoke circle vibe.
Do you feel it stoner Leo? There is a cosmic wind of creativity in the air. Perhaps you can feel or hear the vibrational hum from the universe … like a zing! Let’s lean into this cosmic vibe! Make sure your stash jar is packed with a high energy Sativa strains like Durban Poison throughout the month. Think of your smoke sessions as a bowl for the soul my stoner Lion. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw out your passionate insights from deep within. Blow creative clouds wherever you go in October.
Stoner Leo there are positive emanations of romance in the second Fall month. However, be forewarned: Positive cosmic winds of romance will be most felt by the stoner Lion who completed the self reflective meditation earlier in the month. Once the progressive work on self is complete, your heart will be full, and open for meaningful communication. Suddenly you will love to look in the mirror again, and your canna fam and cannabis crushes will surely notice.
Stoner Leo September sets up to be a tale of two halves. The first being all about internal reflection within the smoke circle. The second all about your external ambitions on the terrestrial plain. With the sacred herb packed and loaded, and an action plan ready, you will smoke all the challenges and obstacles in the first Fall month.
Flow like water within interpersonal relationships stoner Leo. Flexibility and attention must be paid to your fellow cannabis cohorts. The Sativa strain Harlequin is a perfect match for this period. This strain of the sacred herb is known for its assistance to rhythm and flow. To gain the most from the planetary alignment during the first half of September, you must toke time to reflect on your place within the greater smoke circle. Support your cannabis community with genuine care and attention. Leave self indulgent behavior for another time stoner Leo. There are times to lead with ferocity, and times to join the pack. This period demands you give yourself to the canna-crew fully.
Listening skills, care, and attention will be tested this month. But in the sphere of love, great understanding and progress can come from this exercise. This test from the cosmos could lead to a pass or fail situation surrounding a love interest. Use the Harlequin strain of the sacred herb to feel the flow of your cannabis companion stoner Leo. You got this.
The second half will be split by the New Moon on the 17th. You will feel the direction of cosmic winds changing. Now is the time to build and progress with your ambitious plans on the terrestrial plain. Load your stash jar with a sacred herbal strain low in THC and high in CBD. Situations could change quickly during this period, and you don’t want to be caught in a cloudy haze when the mission changes. This period will be specifically highlighted with learned endeavors. Confronting new skills, and diving into new passions will give this period long lasting impact in the future.
Stoner Leo there is always a back-up plan to a great adventure! Keep some Chemdog cannabis strain in the stash jar in case of emergency. There may be a time where creative juices are needed to mine solution oriented ideas. This strain should do the short notice trick nicely.
Whoa, there is a lot of information there stoner Leo. Especially for a stoner star sign more used to flying high by wire. Let’s make it simple. Be kind to others in the first half of the month, and learn new tricks of the trade in the second half. Everything else is good green gravy.