Leo

Fire Sign – The Lion – July 23 – August 22

Stoner Leos are the leaders of the stoner pride. Passionate and theatrical, you can’t miss this stoner in any smoke circle. Capable of beer bongs and big blunts all in the same night, this stoner likes a challenge and loves the spotlight.

Although unapologetically selfish, the stoner Lion makes up for this with loyalty, consistency, and stability. They may not pack the bowl or offer a light, but they will always be there to share kind buds with cannabis companions.

The stoner Leo has no sacred herbal strain to avoid or lean on. The courageous lion gains insight and empathy from meditative smoke sessions. On the rare occasion this stoner finds a sour mood, seek a solo session to see things from a higher perspective.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Leo this month while everyone is roasting beneath the Summer sun, you will be a source of refreshing relief to your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. Like a cool, smoke-filled oasis in a hot and hazy land, others cannot help but to be drawn into your welcoming orbit. You keep people intrigued, and amazed, by your seemingly endless optimism; but the secret is simple:  You just want everyone around you to have the best time possible!  Whether it’s giving a few nugs to a friend whose stash is getting low, or sharing a bowl while a cannabis companion decompresses after a rough day at the office, everyone who crosses your path will leave with their spirit lifted.

Stoner Leo off the clock you are known as the wild Lion, always down to light one up, and ready to embark upon innumerable endo-excursions with the cannabis crew. But, when it comes to getting work done, you are often the first one to show up, and the last one to leave. Everyone knows you are serious when it comes to business matters. This sometimes means long hours at the office, but your persistent grind is certain to catch the attention of peers and higher-ups, and may result in an elevated position. New hires, and longtime coworkers are certain to notice the roaring pace at which you get the job done. While you aren’t the only one who is working hard, you can help to harness the team’s creativity, and channel the energy into tangible results. Under your leadership, when it comes to progress and achievement, the sky is truly the limit.

In your eagerness to help your fellow stoner space travelers, to lift their spirits, you sometimes put off addressing what it is that makes you a happy stoner Leo. But, others notice. Whether it is your closest cannabis cohorts, or your lifelong partner-in-chronic, remember that you are surrounded by others who want nothing but to see you smile. Summer is certain to be filled with good vibes and endless good times, as long as you keep your jars filled, and a bowl packed for two. Know that if sharing is caring stoner Leo, you possess a lion’s share of both!

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

This summer, the stoner Lion should always aspire to reach a higher plane.  Light one up and get lifted stoner Leo.  Leave behind the naysayers and critics.  The only person you have to please this July is you!  While you will begin the month feeling on fire, ready to take on the world, it will be important to find a steady maintainable pace.  Summer is just getting started, and you don’t want to burn through your stash, or your energy reserves, too early.  Top on your to-do list should be seeking out, and finding, the sweetest smoke spots.  Whether you bring a friend to share with the hazy days, or fly solo for your smoke sessions, outdoor adventures will be good for both the mind and the spirit.

Stoner Leo, while a win for you is a win for the entire team, don’t sell yourself short when it comes to taking credit where it is due.  Dividing up the project into smaller, more manageable tasks will lighten everyone’s workload, but it is okay to acknowledge your personal contributions to the bottom line. Similarly, you can lend a helping hand to colleagues if needed; but at the end of the day, you can’t do the work for them.  Sometimes your greatest contribution is simply to lead by example stoner Leo.  When your peers, smokers, and non-tokers alike, see you operating and achieving on a higher level, you will be uniquely positioned to elevate the whole team’s spirits.  

You will be feeling the heat in July stoner Leo.  Both from the summer sun, and prospective cannabis companions.  While increased intimacy with a bud-loving counterpart might be exciting and enticing, remember there’s no need to rush.  A good gardener will wait for the right moment, when cannabinoid content in the plant is at its highest, before they harvest.  It will be important to apply this patient approach to both romantic and platonic endeavors.  You may be tempted to aim high, and move to the next level in your relationships; especially when things are going well.  No one is saying you shouldn’t be passionate in your pursuit of your partner-in-chronic, just make sure you have given enough time for these connections to fully flower before making your next move.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Leo June is an opportunity to party!  Comparatively speaking, you will be one of the few stoner star signs that are able to avoid cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  As long as you keep a cool head within the smoke circle, and juggle multiple projects at work, this month should be as pleasant as the weather.

Be the bright light in your smoke circle stoner Leo.  Lead like the happy lion you are.  Toke time to recognize that many members of the stoner pride will be battling messy cosmic influence this June.  Lead from the front, and leave a trail of buds behind so others may follow.  During dark times of cosmic storms, the stoner pride needs the lucky Leo to stay steadfast as a positive example.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  The stars may be bright in your cosmic house, but the storm clouds in your cannabis companion’s house will be visible and impactful.  Keep your chill vibes stoner Leo.  Puff puff pass on needless sharp reactions to your frazzled cannabis cohorts.  Let the little things go, and move forward with a positive blank slate.  If you stop to battle petty little things, the cosmic storm clouds may transfer from your canna-crew, to you.  Subtle nuisances can nag, and eat away, at your shiny exterior if you don’t leave them behind like the trivial obstacles that they are.  Sometimes blissful ignorance is active leadership stoner Leo.

Multitasking is an essential trait in the workplace to find success in June.  Various projects will see halting moments of progress.  Without other bowls burning, you could be out of smoke this month.  Keep your to-do list organized so that when you hit one dead end, another productive road is sure to be found.

Enjoy the party stoner Leo.  Toke time with the sacred herb in many moments this month to appreciate your position, and center your Chakras with positivity.  Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts are sure to find those nugs you’ve left along the trail.  Welcome them with a happy heart and a warm flame when they catch up to you.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Leo where are you, and where do you want to be?  May will be filled with these types of conundrums that at face value may seem easy to answer, but cosmic clouds of confusion will obscure reality.  Even a confident Lion can be perplexed by a complex puzzle.  This is not the month to charge straight ahead with a confident stride.  Toke time to stop once in a while.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye.  Where are you within your intended plan?  What direction are you headed?  These simple questions, coupled with assistance of the sacred herb should help you navigate through the cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  Just remember stoner Leo, there is nothing wrong with turning around, and taking a different path.  Stubborn Leos will have more obstacles in May than those that self assess, and adjust to changing conditions.

Stoner Leo there is a particular window within the business sphere that may glean more promise than any other time in the month.  After the New Moon on the 22nd is the best time for projects, pitches, and collaborative adventures.  Keep the pipe loaded with Indica strains in the first part of the month to better deal with the herky-jerky nature of cosmic winds in the workplace.  Then after the New Moon, be sure to load bowls full of energizing and inspiring Sativa strains to pack the biggest punch surrounding those important meetings.

May requires special words for single stoner Leos:  Perception of intent within personal communication should not be solidified as fact.  Chill stoner Leo, slow your roll, and toke time to enjoy experiences without expectation.  A dance, a phone number, or an invitation to hunt for a secret smoke spot, doesn’t always come with intent for romance.  But at the same time, if you wipe away romantic expectations, then the story is still left unwritten with boundless possibilities.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Leo April poses an interesting problem counter to your nature.  With the magical properties of the sacred herb, and a solid plan of action, you will finish the month stronger than you started.  This interesting month is marked by a significant period: The Full Moon of the 7th through the New Moon of the 22nd marks a time where the stoner Leo may pull back from their social self, and seek progress from within.  Uh oh, yes, that means self reflection amid moments of smoked out solitude. You can do it stoner Leo, just make sure to set time aside for yourself. The New Moon marks that moment where the stoner Leo will break out of their shell once again, and strut with open confidence on the terrestrial plane.

Difficulties may surface in the personal sphere of love during April.  Get out of your own head stoner Leo! Comparisons of equality and fairness within the sphere of love can be problematic.  We all have our own perspectives and journey on our cosmic spaceship. Toke time to float high above the terrestrial plane with your cannabis rocket ship when there are moments of anger, envy, or discrimination with your cannabis companion.  From this higher perspective you may see the current feelings of inequity may simply be the natural rhythm of give-and-take that comes with a close relationship. But also stoner Leo, this is important, toke time to forgive yourself. We could all use more forgiveness, even towards ourselves.

Rest, repair, repeat stoner Leo.  Challenging moments during the month, whether they be cosmically inspired or self inflicted, will bear a toll on your cosmic spacesuit.  The solution to these potential physical aches can multitask with the solution to the trepidation of your emotional journey in April. Find a safe space, and a relaxing space, to meditate with the sacred herb.  Fly high above the terrestrial plane. Seek clarity and understanding from higher perspectives. Forget about two birds with one stone! You can solve two problems with one bowl stoner Leo. I recommend a stoney hot yoga session mid month to work through both physical and emotional issues.

Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and keep in mind that after the New Moon you will be back on your blessed cosmic course with that Leo mojo we all love.

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Leo let’s look at March as a tale of two periods.  In the first half, the work sphere will take precedence as hard work and focus on communication will rule the period.  Eventually the economic grind will flow into a period of great personal importance.

First, let’s focus on the first half where you will be grinding more at work than chopping up the great green at home.  The great news about the cosmic influence during this period is that it flows right into your strengths stoner Leo. The key to unlocking great grinding success at work will be your strong communication skills.  But be forewarned: Important communications should be done in person versus over the Internet or telephone. When opportunities for toking do come about in the first half of March, keep the smoke sessions lite. Perhaps smooth smoking on a high CDB strain will maintain the connection with the sacred herb, while leaving you connected to the terrestrial plane. 

The second half of March will have a more personal focus from the universal influence.  Save the Spring cleaning for after the work is done stoner Leo. Don’t rush large home projects, there will be plenty of time this month.  More notable will be the breadth of sacred herbal strains available in the second half, and the learned opportunities that will come from your terrestrial adventures.  Expand the mind and feed the soul during this period. Use the sacred her as a catalyst to seek out information and answers to great internal questions.

Don’t ignore the unassuming tokers in the smoke circle this month.  They could be puffing on quiet wisdom. All you have to do is share a bowl, and perhaps this meek canna-buddy has the key to unlocking a breakthrough of understanding.

The full Moon of the 9th marks a great opportunity to begin physical preparations for summer.  Yes stoner Leo, this may mean curtailing the snacking, and getting on the bike once again. Have you lost the impetus to maintain a healthy spacesuit?  The full Moon comes with great cosmic energy to reinvigorate a healthy regiment. Puff puff pass on lazy attitudes!

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

Drab and dreary may describe the weather stoner Leo, but it will never describe you!  However, this month it will be necessary to take boring restful breaks to accommodate and accelerate exciting progress.  There is much to do, but the current planetary alignment only supports a rested and ready Lion.

Activities in February require a thoughtful sacred herbal prescription.  Furious energetic activities must be balanced by deep restful moments. Thus, the stash box must be loaded with opposing cannabis varieties.  Bowls to get up and get going must be paired with bowls to sit down and sink in. This Yin and Yang lifestyle, and cannabis balanced diet, will ensure success and progress during February.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to set you off on the appropriate mission at hand.

Busy busy crossing out the to-dos, don’t forget to keep your third eye on the grand plan.  Toke time to get lifted and rise high above the terrestrial plane. View the current list of to-dos within the broader scope of your life plan.  You have the energy to spin your wheels, but are they moving forward toward progress or just simply spinning? As you meditate with the sacred herb, make honest judgments about the efficiency and effectiveness of your time and tasks.

Frivolous change can bring excitement and a sense of newness to a dark winter month. Step out of your norm.  Change a repetitive pattern.  This change doesn’t have to be drastic, but it might give a little spark to keep that engine driving forward.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Other star signs might not be receiving the same energetic impact of their planetary position.  February won’t be the month of lit smoke circle bowls. Puff puff pass on the expectations of others.  This month you are more than capable of burning your own bowls without the support of cannabis companions.  Perhaps in between task mastery and contemplating the grand path of progress, you will find the opportunity to brighten a fellow toker’s bowl.  You are blessed stoner Leo; don’t forget to share your blessings with others.

Leo Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Leo January will be a foundation for 2020.  Perhaps even a road-map for the entire year can be written in the first month?  Ah, but to accomplish all of this terrestrial planning, you must go through the mental and spiritual exercise of self assessment.  Don’t worry my lovely Lion, I’m not talking about deep introspective dives; but rather simple mental and spiritual exercises combining intent with inventory and direction.

Whoa stay with me!  Take a few tokes of the marijuana smoke.  Relax. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through the complications of the economic grind and the emotions of relationships.  Clear the cluttered mind so that you only see yourself with no outside influence. The meditative exercise required this month is mainly about three things:  Intent, Inventory, and Direction.

Intent:  A brave stoner Leo may want to meditate on this first step with a powerful edible.  But any amount of the sacred herb will do, as long as you locate your mediation in a comfortable quiet place alone.  Once the mind has been cleared of all thoughts regarding the economic grind, smoke circle acquaintances, and even cannabis companions, you must ask and answer one simple question:  “Where do you want to go stoner Leo?” Or phrased another way, “Who do you want to be?”

Inventory:  Another word for the second step could be appreciation.  This inventory has nothing to do with accounting or reconciliation.  Now that you know your intent, use the sacred herb to enhance the clarity of your third eye.  See the truth in what you have accomplished, or where you have traveled, at this point in your spiritual quest.

Direction:  Now for the hardest part stoner Leo.  With a clear understanding of intent, and appreciation of where and how you arrived at this moment in your progressive story, you must calibrate those two with your desired direction.  This final sober task can be accomplished in various ways. Perhaps an email to yourself with instructions will be your road-map. Or a ritualistic magic creation box to tuck away desired goal posts.  A logical timeline with progress markers might do the trick.

The bottom line is not the method of the final task stoner Leo, it is the holistic approach of the complete exercise.  You are bound to find your own way by completing these three heady exercises. Happy toking, you’ll find yourself stoner Leo.  I believe in you.

Leo Stoner Horoscope December

Beaming from cosmos, the stoner Leo will be granted great third eye vision in December.   This enhanced third eye vision will not give you psychic clairvoyance, but cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will be deciphered under a new light.  This keen cosmic blessing will assist the stoner Leo in assessing their place within the work sphere and the smoke circle.

Sour Diesel is the perfect strain of the sacred herb to enhance and connect with the new cosmic perspective placed on the Leo’s third eye vision.  The new optical perspective will require focus and clarity. Combust the sacred herb, fly high above the terrestrial plane, and seek clarity from this enhanced viewpoint.  Do not forget to view yourself, and your place among the smoke circle during these vision quests.

Warning stoner Leo:  Cosmic construction zone ahead.  This new third eye vision could cause a strain on relationships.  Perhaps issues or traits of cannabis companions, ignored or unseen, will now come into focus.  This new vision won’t be dramatic, but the world will be viewed with a new filter that could affect all spheres.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb: This new perspective and vision must be tempered with kindness and understanding.  A thoughtful approach to new information should come before consequential reactions. This temperment of temper could save heartache with cannabis companions and guilty frustration in the workplace.

Stress is a consistent factor in life.  But the second half of December could see a release of pressure.  This pause in tense moments creates a wonderful opportunity for a medicated meditative smoke session to celebrate and commemorate the triumphs of 2019.  Near the end of the month, sink deep into this meditative exercise. The natural flow of herbally enhanced reflection will lead to inclinations of future forecasts.  Ending the year with clarity of third eye vision will be the perfect catalyst to launch into a new year with a fresh attitude and directive. Always one step ahead, the stoner Lion leads the pack!

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

When describing the comfortable leadership of a stoner Leo, I have said they operate with an unapologetic selfishness. Some stoner Leos nod with a clever smirk. But some stoner Leos become offended. This ability to be unapologetically selfish is what separates the stoner Leo from the rest of the Zodiac smoke circle. The leader of the pack can’t be weighed down by all the trivial nuances of perspective and feelings. With kindness at heart, they make decisions and behave in a way where their example is what is most important, not the perspective of their cannabis companions.

Load up the stash jar, pack a few bowls, and get ready for a smokin November stoner Leo. The current planetary alignment will give ultimate support to those brave leaders of the stoner Zodiac smoke circle that roam the terrestrial plane with an unapologetic selfishness. For those Leos that already walk with a pep in their step and approach daily life with confident direction, the blessings of this month may go unnoticed. Those Leos probably wouldn’t ever read a horoscope anyway. This horoscope is written more for the reluctant stoner Lion. There are many Lions that roam the terrestrial plane without a pack, or see themselves more as just another cosmic astronaut in the smoke circle of life. November could be the month these Leos come to understand and grasp their role as the leader of the stoner pride. Let’s get your mojo back stoner Leo. Yeah Baby!

Keep the couchlock deep Indica kush for another time. You are on a mission to find your mojo stoner Leo; sexy stoney Sativas only this month. Toke time early in November for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Contemplate all those wonderful Leo characteristics you want to exude: Cheerful, charming, caring, energetic, magnetic, resilient, motivated, and honest. With all those wonderful traits, it is no wonder that these successful leaders behave with an unapologetic selfishness. After all, the leader of the stoner pack always knows where the smoke circle is heading. With this early meditative dive, seek understanding within yourself as to why you have been a reluctant leader in the past. Use this sacred herbal smoke session as a cleansing to move forward into the month ready to take hold of your birthright. With kindness at heart and a fat nug in your pocket, the entire stoner Zodiac will follow the confident Leo to the next level.