Stoner Gemini, brace yourself this month. September brings on an awkward period for you. Neither your professional career, nor your personal life will be flying high. The planets positive and negative emanations will be blocked out by each other, neutralizing most of their support or bad influences. You’re not winning, you’re not losing, you’re really just staying afloat. But hey, don’t you worry! As Bob says: “Every little thing is going to be alright”. Normally a Sativa strain is your best bet, but a nice Indica hybrid might help you mellow and find some inner peace.
Try not to overcompensate for your lack of “achievements” by over exerting yourself. I know this may be a hard concept for your attention-driven, go-getter attitude to grasp; but, excelling should not be a top priority for you. After so many consistent months of kicking ass at your job, I think you’ve earned a break from your T-break. Now I am not suggesting that you sit in a foggy haze of stale smoke for the next month. I’m just saying it wouldn’t kill you to “smoke two joints before you smoke two joints”, if you are picking up what I’m laying down.
The one thing that you are probably aware of by this point, is that your non-existent love life has finally received a little planetary support these last few months. It’s exciting, and you will finally be sure of what direction you want things to go. However, your words and actions are not coming across as clear as you think. Be mindful to the way you portray your feelings or you might be as deceitful as that huge wake and dab you’re never sure why you thought was a good idea. Every success you have remains entirely in your hands this month. Only you can light that bowl, but don’t get carried away, or you’ll roast the whole thing.
Stoner Gemini, the month of August will prove to be quite an interesting time for you. The general sphere of things is looking bright and favorable for you. Although the potential for negative influences is always present, you will receive an undeniable amount of support. This support may come from rather unusual sources, who in most circumstances would be the source of your demise. It’s like a world where medibles give you super strength instead of force you to become one with the couch. Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it?
You have continued to put forth your best efforts into your career, and it shows. The never ending workload will continue (surprise, right?). Have no fear, you have more than enough life energy to accomplish the tasks ahead of you. You’re only flaw is trying to do too much as once. This might be a time for you to reevaluate the actual importance of all of the projects you have scattered about like ashes in the wind. Put your goals in focus and knock them down, one hit at a time. I recommend a sativa hybrid to keep motivation going without letting your ideas wander too far away.
Gemini, get excited! For the first month in, oh I don’t know… EVER… The goddess of love is looking out for you. Don’t be surprised if you meet a few potential love interests. It’s okay to play the field and have a good time, but you also need to know when to admit that some of them might just be new smoking buddies rather than your one and only. Honesty is the best policy. Don’t avoid the truth for fear that you might hurt someone else. The longer you allow it to continue, the more damage you will do not only to them, but yourself.
Stoner Gemini, July will bring you many successes, positive energies, and a heightened sense of creativity will surge through you. The only potential drawback for you this month will come from your personal relationships, although, with your natural wit and charm it is nothing you can’t handle. Just remember you can’t appreciate the good without the negative. A good Sativa strain will be your trusty ally this month. The sacred Sativa strain will keep your motivation and creative juices flowing! It will also act as a mood booster to deflect any negative energies trying to bring you down.
You are a force to be reckoned with in the workplace,Gemini! Your creativity and ambition will guide you to many new projects and opportunities. Your successes will seem to come effortlessly. You’ll be “feeling good, feeling alright” about yourself and the direction of your life, which will result in optimal productivity.
It will be difficult to deal with any negative outside influences that may arise, whether it be from your lover, family, or friends. This is especially difficult when you feel like you’re on Cloud 9. You might feel as though they are trying to rain on your parade, resulting in anger and defensiveness. My advice? Smoke about it, forget about it. That does not mean to be disrespectful and ignore the situation all together. Rather, realize that at this time it would be best to revisit this issue at a later date, instead of feeding into it. Don’t let petty arguments distract you from your goals
May is your month to shine, Stoner Gemini. The Universe is on your side, and is providing you with an incredibly positive time in your life. You will experience a great energy shift, and you will be able to apply this to all aspects of your life, remaining unburdened by any serious issues or obstacles.
Your career will definitely benefit from the surge of energy coursing through you. Your positivity and go-get-it attitude will be the direct source of your increased productivity. There will be many new and exciting opportunities that are presenting themselves to you, but don’t think that they will effortlessly come to fruition. You cannot expect results without putting in the work. If you are in a “higher” up position, pay special attention to your colleagues. Someone may have a secret agenda that you should know about. Still working hard to get to the top? Put all this energy to good use. Put you work in overdrive. Your hard efforts will be noticed and rewarded by the end of the month, which could potentially land you a promotion of sorts. Remember, the level of your success is entirely up to you. You have the herb and the papers, but nobody is going to roll that joint for you.
On the love front, May will bring you some interesting news (FINALLY!!). While at the time it may seem irrelevant to you but, have no doubt, it will directly influence your life down the road. If you are in a relationship, be extra attentive to your lover and display your feelings towards them more vividly. With your friends, assume a neutral position. Right now is not the time for silly feuds. This month you have the ability to resolve any issues that may arise. Your positive energies will be contagious. Use your influencing powers to help spread love and happiness to all those who come into contact with you. Bond with old and new friends with the help of the sacred herb whenever possible. Just do more sharing than smoking. Now is not the time to get in a couch-lock, you have important work to do!
May will be a trying time for you, Stoner Gemini. You are likely to have some difficult times ahead in all aspects of your life. There will be many curve balls coming your way, but it’s nothing you can’t handle with grace.
It is likely that you will experience a moderately negative event in the workplace that throws your chakras slightly out of balance during the beginning of the month. Do not worry about this too much, the outcome is not as monumentally life-altering as you think. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. Smoke about it, forget about it; just like everyone else already has. Have the confidence to keep moving forward. Be sure to pay close attention to details, especially when handling important tasks. Life may seem a little gloomy for you, but you actually stand to gain much more than you think right now. Have a good grasp for where you stand, as well as the desires and intentions of your co-workers.
Your relationship with your partner may become one of irritability and disagreements. Be open and flexible. Do not try to force them to see things your way or you will find yourself in many useless arguments this month. Sometimes things are out of your control and life can a rollercoaster, but you will always thrive in your group of friends. Let yourself escape in good conversation and fun times. You need to take it upon yourself to plan events for you and your friends to come together. Even if it’s just a quick smoking session. Don’t let your friendships get stagnant. This will be your saving grace during May.
Stoner Gemini, April will have it’s testing times, but the good will outweigh the bad in the end. You win some, you lose some. As usual, your career will continue to be your strongest suit, while your personal relations could suffer if you’re not careful.
Although you will continue to shine as the bright shining star you are, there is someone that you’ve suspected has been trying to bring you down for quite some time now. You can’t keep ignoring the problem, and you may realize that there are too many “noncontributing” heads on this blunt. Don’t let your natural instinct to not upset the heard conflict with what you know you have to do. If you are confident and fair in your decision, you will not have any regrets. If things take the path they are supposed to, a potentially life changing event could be in store for you at the end of the month. For the entrepreneurial Gemini, it’s time to think about re-organizing, updating, and upgrading your environment.
It’s easy to get caught up in the smoky haze, but you need to be extra attentive to your partner this month. When things are rocky, the lightest hit can make the whole thing come crashing down and the outcome could be quite devastating to certain parties. Be calm, yet ready for anything. If a problem arises, you will need to weigh out the pros and cons of any decisions that come about. Do not act impulsively,but, you don’t have much time to mull it over either. I would recommend keeping a chillum in your car and take a puff or two before going home. That way you will be relaxed and less likely to take out aggression and annoyances from work out on your partner.
Stoner Gemini, the month of March will be an overall positive and productive time for you. Despite the continuous hard work load, your energy levels will reach all new highs, allowing you to really put forth your best efforts.
All twins will continue to shine in the status of their careers. You will feel an overwhelming amount of support, giving you the confidence to show your true colors and letting your work excel to new levels. You may be asked to take important responsibilities, or maybe even a raise is in your near future. If you own your own business, you may have a partner shed light on a new idea that could open the door for many great opportunities. Do not be afraid to step out of the box, for there is no great reward without great risk. If you can manage to stay organized and be mindful of your schedule, you will be able to drastically increase your productivity. With all the hours you’ll be putting in this month, keep your favorite chillum on stand by for the occasional stress relieving toke.
For those of you that are single, your personal relationships might feel like they are at a standstill. If you are currently seeing someone, you might feel slight tension between you and your partner, especially during the beginning of the month. Recognize these tensions and excuse yourself from the situation to avoid getting sucked into pointless arguments. Anything said or done in the heat of the moment should not be taken to heart. Smoke about it, forget about it. The Gemini might also feel a little “off” with friends, but don’t start writing anyone off. Patience is key. Although it may feel nice to be in control, sometimes you just have to take a back seat and let things play out the way they should. Shake off the little things, and put your effort into the things that are working in your favor.
February will yield two very different paths for you, Stoner Gemini. Venus and Jupiter will team up, and their negative influences will be quite apparent in your personal relationships. Luckily, Mercury will have your back, providing assistance in your career successes.
With Jupiter and Venus working against you, you are likely to face a significant amount of problems, especially in the first ten day period. If you’re still looking for that special someone, don’t expect to be struck with the love bug this month. If you are currently in a relationship, you and your significant other may not be seeing eye to eye. Now is NOT the time to push for resolution on pressing issues. Sometimes you just have to breathe and let it be. Meditating may prove to be an incredibly helpful tool for you during hard times. If you are able to withstand the inevitable while maintaining your composure, you should be able to make it out of February barely scathed. When you feel your emotions running high, do not act or make hasty decisions. Keep calm, dab on, and remember that this too shall pass.
Keep your head up, Gemini. Mercury will be able to bring some light to the darkness that is February. Your planet ruler may be your only ally this month, bringing you a couple of positive opportunities. Be ready to jump on them like a spider-monkey. You would be extremely foolish not to embrace these opportunities as they present themselves to you. Although your opponents will be in full swing at this time, pay no mind to them. Their efforts will be shattered faster than a cheap import pipe. Concentrate on yourself. Your career can thrive if you are able to channel your energies into your work.
Stoner Gemini, January will be a positive and productive month for you. You will carry over the trend of 2014, and continue to keep your career as your main focus. At times, it may feel like daily tasks and responsibilities hinder your efforts at success. Just keep the positive vibes flowing, and keep at it. Try to abstain from medicating until you’ve finished all of your tasks for the day. Using it as a reward will keep you motivated. By achieving your professional goals, you will notice things just start to fall into place.
However, you may experience a few surprising and potentially unpleasant situations. Don’t be quick to place blame or make rash decisions. Be empathetic and try to see the issue from all perspectives. It may shed a whole new light on the problem at hand. If resolutions can’t be made, you’ll just have to take the HIGHer road and cut ties.
In January you will rise to new levels of self-worth and self-respect. Take a look at your life and think of ways you want to improve your overall happiness: Start a new hobby, take a college course for your own enjoyment, start eating a healthier diet. Be sure to keep a list of your goals and ideas to help yourself stay on the right path, because let’s face it, your short term memory isn’t all that great.
Whatever you do, don’t let yourself be a complete hermit all month. You are a social butterfly at heart, and by mid January, when your stresses start to lessen, you’ll start to feel that familiar itch for excitement and adventure start to creep in, so roll a couple J’s and check out a local band or take a hike.