Gemini

Air Sign – The Twins – May 21 – June 20

The stoner Gemini is the social butterfly of the stoner Zodiac. No smoke circle is complete without this chatterbox keeping the conversation flowing while the bowl is puff puff passing. Just don’t expect them to hang around too long because they will quickly find another circle to chop-it-up with.

Passionate and intellectually curious, the stoner Twins find the most satisfaction with any high minded energetic strain of the sacred herb. Deep Indica strains capable of couchlock should be avoided by this stoner who is always on the move, both physically and mentally.

The Flower Power Sativa dominant hybrid strain is a perfect match for the busy multitasking stoner Gemini. Creative and communicative are excellent traits of these cosmic astronauts, and the herbs they smoke.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

Get out among the broader smoke circle stoner Gemini!  Universal influence in April supports a social Twin.  That’s right, guard your eyes and step out of your home and comfort zone.  That’s the Sun that is blinding you, and it comes with energy and adventure.

But there is a danger in this expansive motive for April.  Adventure on the terrestrial plane is not an all-you-can-smoke buffet.  At times during the month, you may want to do it all, and do it now!  However, the bountiful opportunities must be sifted with a keen third eye.  That do-it-all mentality will certainly burn more than just bowls if it is not tempered with common sense and thoughtful planning.

Sometimes the cosmic influence beamed in from our ruling celestial bodies counterbalances stumbling blocks built into our nature.  And sometimes we need a little guidance to make the best of our cosmic opportunities.  This month could be a little tricky for the stoner Gemini at home.  Make sure the sacred stash jar is loaded with the two opposing cannabis species.  Energy, fun, excitement, and adventure out and about on the terrestrial plane will certainly be complimented by the Sativa species.  However, in those in-between moments, you must find your chill and calm with the Indica species.  Those within your canna-fam may not appreciate you bouncing off the walls as you anticipate the next stoney adventure around the corner.  Find your inner chill in those stagnant moments waiting for the next trip, and unleash your bright energy when you finally get to those anticipated moments.

Finally stoner Gemini, I have a helpful tool that will assist you in all facets of the second Spring month.  It’s time to take up journaling!  Not only will you be able to document the grand adventures of April, hunting secret smoke spots with your best buds, but it will also give you something to submerge yourself into during those chill idle moments at home.  Perhaps this new habit of journaling will lead to progressive breakthroughs for yourself, and perhaps it will help you recount your stoney adventures to future smoke circles.  No matter the result, I’m sure you will have plenty to fill those pages!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Gemini you can expect March to be a double header: Grinding hard in the early days then slowing your roll to focus on peace and relaxation. It is recommended during the ‘work hard’ phase that you put down the pipe, or at least keep it at home. No one is saying that you have to give up the ganja completely stoner Gemini. But, the best advice to offer is this: Know when to hold’em, and know when to smoke ‘em. Keeping cannabis consumption and work separate will ensure you make notable growth in both your career and personal realms. 

At work, a clear head will not only increase efficiency, it will help you to avoid confusion when communicating with your coworkers. Attention to detail will be especially crucial to maintaining forward and upward momentum. This keen observation also means keeping an eye on how your peers are feeling. It’s not babysitting stoner Gemini, but during this period you will be called upon to lead the team through the more complicated projects; and at times, to simply be an encouraging voice. Your charm and creative brain will help reassure those you work with that together, you can, and will, get the job done. But, don’t worry stoner Gemini! Smoke-free only applies to the nine-to-five grind, or on-the-clock hours. Free time and weekends are, and always will be, four-twenty friendly. 

Stoner Gemini, by the middle of the month, it will be time to pivot to the play hard and puff hard portion of March. Instead of focusing your efforts outward to creating a better cosmos, turn your third eye sight inward, and invest your contemplative energy in yourself. This doesn’t mean something is wrong, or you need to start reading self-help books, stoner Gemini. Rather think of this time as a season for self-discovery. Whether you are tokin’ solo, or a part of a hazy smoke circle, light up and dive deep. My stoner Twin, you may already know your passions; what makes you curious, and what inspires you. But, what are you doing to pursue, or manifest, those dreams? It only takes one step to begin your journey.  Just one spark to fire up a sweet smoky bowl. So, light one up stoner Gemini, and blaze ahead to where you really want to be.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Gemini the last period was all about a self disciplined Positive Mental Attitude.  The February time period will assist this internal work with positive outward celestial influence.  If January was all about hard work internally, then February could be considered the period of pay-off.

Now don’t misinterpret stoner Gemini, action will still be required to receive the blessing of cosmic influence in the final Winter month.  But this action is your jam!  All cannabis strains are open this month.  The action required to find the flow of positive cosmic waves will be to lean into your creative passions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to sink deep into your desired creative outlet.  Whether this passion is a learned project, or an adventure out on the terrestrial plane, seek opportunity to quench this passionate thirst.

Be forewarned stoner Gemini:  The blessings of February will drain the energy of your cosmic spacesuit.  This is not an ominous premonition.  Energy levels will have peaks and troughs like a wave form.  Your primary missions this month will require your focus and energy.  Therefore you must prepare yourself for the inevitable depressions in the wave of cosmic energy.  Although the cannabis recommendation is open for the month, be sure to have Sativa strains of the sacred herb on standby for the troughs of cosmic energy.  Lean into the helping hand of the sacred herb to rise high above any cosmic malaise.  After all, you have exciting things to do this month!

This is a progressive period for the stoner Twin.  The cannabis prescription may be open, but be sure to toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate what progress means to you.  Don’t just submerge yourself in a passion project in February.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how this activity will lead you to the next station of life on our cosmic spaceship.  A happy person seizes the day.  A wise person creates more opportunities for days to seize in the future.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

2021 kicks off in proper fashion for the stoner Gemini!  With the right attitude, and a sense of adventure, the Twin will be burning nugs with many smoke circles in far-flung locations.  The natural flighty flow of the celestial influence will only require a couple things.

First, stoner Gemini, you must find positivity and optimism within your terrestrial travels in January.  This PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) will serve you well as obstacles or tasks could transform into opportunities or adventures with the right third eye gaze.  The Lamb’s Bread cannabis strain is perfect for stoners seeking PMA.  But beyond the attitude enhancements with the power of the sacred herb, make sure to enlist an internal positive mantra throughout the month.  If you tell yourself to look on the bright side, it is far more likely to become your terrestrial truth.

Second, my gregarious Gemini, you must engage the broader smoke circle with active terrestrial travels.  Put the Indica strains of the sacred herb away for the month.  Active engagement is the key to unlock positive adventure, and connected memorable moments.  Lamb’s Bread works well for this second task as well; but if you want another strain for the stash jar, seek out the cannabis hybrid Light of Jah.  This Sativa dominant hybrid will keep the momentum going from one smoke circle to the next, but also provide a chill mood to keep you vibing with your cannabis cohorts.

January is sure to be a canna-blessed month stoner Gemini.  Keep your head lifted with a positive mental attitude, and seek the companionship of your canna-fam.  It should be easy to look on the bright side once you are burning bowls with your best buds.  All of this positivity and activity will surely lead to smoked-out adventures on the terrestrial plane.  Be sure to bring a camera!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Gemini the holiday season will be more about personal relationships than the broader smoke circle.  Universal influence will push social frequencies to extremes.  So personal feelings within close connections will be at heightened metrics.  This of course could mean expansive deepening of relationships with close cannabis companions, but it also foretells heightened anxiety with poor relationships within close proximity.  Chill out stoner Gemini, I have the prescription to navigate through this high flying holiday season.

First, let the good times roll.  Embrace the positive intimacy of the cosmic course.  Keep your stash jar packed with a variety of cannabis strains.  Pick the right strains for the right moments.  Cosmic influence will push wonderful adventures within close cannabis companionships.  Within these moments, embrace the blessings.

Second, chill out and smooth the peak turbulence of frenemies within the inner smoke circle.  Once again stoner Gemini, make sure the stash jar is loaded with a variety of cannabis strains.  There will be testy unavoidable moments this month that will require a cooler canna-head.  You won’t need to cope or attack, but instead chill, and float through these moments.  After all, there will be another bright smoke spot ahead within good time.

In the end, this month may play out with a day-to-day chop instead of a weekly flow.  Now is the time to understand the landscape, and more importantly understand yourself.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  There may be days to relax and chill.  There may be days to step out and enjoy companionship.  With the sacred herb as your third eye enhancement, try to see the day ahead before it unfolds.  But most importantly, take your own position within the terrestrial plane into account when formulating short term plans.  Don’t fight your mood, instead use it as a guide for sound decision making and planning.  You are in control stoner Gemini, choose love and light over hate and fight this holiday season.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Gemini the transition from Fall to Winter is upon us.  Days are getting shorter, and perhaps so too should your smoke sessions.  Positive cosmic waves of progress will blow through your house this month, but balance will be required to ride them to success.

Your voice will be requested in the work sphere.  These opportunities may come with short notice.  Don’t let circumstance affect your ability to perform.  You are in this position for a reason.  Use your strongest stoner traits to excel.  Your adaptability and intelligence will come through in these moments.  All of this push for confidence at work comes at an opportune time.  Universal influence will accentuate all progressive efforts in the work sphere in November.  

Stoner Gemini this is where the presence and assistance of the sacred herb can really help you in your endeavors.  This new deserved pressure in the work sphere is an important moment in your broader timeline; but it could cause imbalance within your cosmic spacesuit.  Late nights, or over cooked smoke sessions, could leave you open for fits and stutters in crucial moments.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with a CBD heavy hybrid cannabis strain.  Seek balance within smoke sessions, not escape.  Perhaps this is the perfect time to try those CBD gummies you have heard so much about for night time sleep assistance.  This sacred prescription should assist in keeping your mind, body, and spirit in balance for important serious moments.

Balance stoner Gemini.  The key word to the month also applies to your terrestrial mission in the personal sphere.  To avoid burnout from work pressure, you must find time for self.  Not through deep meditative dives this month, but instead through energetic experiments with passion projects.  You are in work mode stoner Gemini; no sense in wasting it all on the company.  By taking time with the sacred herb and a passion project, you will keep your attention and energy levels high, while creating balance within the spheres of life.  With balance achieved, all other aspects of our worldly endeavor will also be supported.

Work work work!  I know stoner Gemini, productivity matters little to the heart.  Perhaps a meditative smoke session can be applied early in the month to contemplate and manifest positivity with the realm of the heart.  Genuine loving moments occur when we least expect them.  There is nothing in my sacred vision for November that says that while you grind at work, and play with passion projects, opportunity for love won’t present itself.  It is in those moments when you are tuned into the universal wave that magic can occur.  Balance stoner Gemini, ride the wave.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Gemini put on your thinking cap, and engage your third eye vision.  October is full of positive contemplation and meaningful moments of progress.  But it will take a slow burn of thoughtful analysis to stay on the right path.

Know yourself, and your surroundings stoner Gemini.  It would be best to avoid any deep Indica strains of the sacred herb this month.  You must avoid floating through life in a cloudy haze.  However, pure Sativa strains could also throw off your game of progress.  Frizzle fried energy could hasten decisions unnecessarily.  The best cannabis match for the month is a sweet heady balanced hybrid.  Or even a CBD heavy hybrid so that your feet stay on the ground, and your head stays in the game.

Stoner Gemini cosmic winds of chaotic influence will blow through your house in October.  Not chaos in a dangerous or fate-filled sense.  This chaotic influence will bring loads of decisions and options to bear.  There will be lots of opportunity for transitional moments and actions, but you must be engaged and aware of the process.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision in October.  Create a fun game of weighing the options with each turning point moment on the terrestrial plain.  Toke time for small smoke sessions to seek insight and depth within decision points.  Drawing out your list of pros and cons will help you better assess which way to go, or which canna-bud to smoke with.  It may seem monotonous stoner Gemini, but there is power in October from thoughtful analysis of each contemplative step.

My energetic Twin, remember balance this month.  Toke time for smoke sessions focused on centering yourself when you feel decision points slipping away, or moving too fast.  You’ve got the guts.  You’ve got the green.  You’ve got the energy.  All you need to make October a month to remember is a little contemplation with cannabis to make all the right moves.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Gemini the month of September brings a cosmic opportunity for a fresh perspective.  The planetary alignment will not whisk you away into another terrestrial existence, but instead you must be the champion of your own change.

The magic of the sacred herb is awe inspiring.  One of the gifts of cannabis is the power to transport your mind from a solitary existence to different plains of perspective.  Take a trip early in the month stoner Gemini, and transport your mind high above your solitary existence.  See yourself among the smoke circle, and work crew, from a 50,000 foot perspective.  Perhaps you’ve become fixated on a person, a project, or an obstacle.  Take a step back through the magic of your bowl.  Lift the soul high above, and see the situation from a new higher perspective.  This meditative exercise could be the breakthrough you didn’t know you needed.  And your cannabis companion, coworkers, and canna-buddies will thank you.

Stoner Gemini along with the cathartic herbally enhanced exercise in perspective, you will have an excellent opportunity for passionate progress in September.  No, not passions of the heart, but more like passions of interest.  Toke time to ask your inner self what interests you?  The meditative smoke session doesn’t need to be elaborate.  Use the magic of the sacred herb simply to contemplate the question.  Cosmic waves of positivity will support new interests and passions in September.  Whether it is exploring the terrestrial plain for that secret smoke spot, or that artistic 420 hobby you have been thinking about, now is the time to make your smoke session wonderments a terrestrial reality.

Stoner Gemini, in many ways the September time period is all about you.  Ah, but you have to put the work in to take advantage of this cosmic blessing.  Smoke a bowl to gain perspective, and puff puff contemplate the next passionate endeavor.  The cosmic ingredients are all prepared, you simply have to meet the challenge.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Gemini this could be the Summer of happy Twins.  The sun is out, the bowls are lit, and the Twins are content.  The current planetary alignment ensures mutual admiration within relationships with low resistance toward progress.  Now that’s a Summer forecast I can smoke to.

First, this is great news within the work sphere.  There will be numerous opportunities in August to participate, and share, within a team dynamic.  Relax my lovely Twin.  Personal progress can come from the collective achievement of the team.  Flow this month without restriction like a natty perc that operates with open diffusion.  Bask in the glow of success without the worry of credit or accolades.

Second, there is a great opportunity for collective magic within the smoke circle this month.  Treat your broad smoke circle with trust and compassion stoner Gemini.  It will be like a mutual admiration toker’s society in August.  Let interpersonal relationships flow with ease, but make sure to reflect back the admiration and respect you receive.  Matching bowls leads to matching inspirations.

Toke notes with the cannabis smoke this month:  A sharp tongue can wound close cannabis companions.  We all know you are funny stoner Gemini, but sometimes there is a fine line between funny, and hurtful, with your daring adventures in comedy.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek clarity, caution, and wisdom with internal dialogues before they become external painful pranks.  Sometimes the sharpest witt, can cut.  Using a higher perspective will save face, and leave room for stoney Summer stories another time.

Don’t get jumpy at the end of the month stoner Gemini.  Stagnant cosmic air should be used for planning and task execution.  Just because the universe leaves room for adventure, does not mean it comes without risk.  Avoid whimsical leaps of chance at sudden opportunity.  An expected fat celebratory bowl could likely turn into a bunk bag of schwag.  Stoner Gemini stick to what is known and proven in the final trimester of August.  Quickly developed decisions with risk will not be rewarded.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Gemini July marks a period of freedom and rebirth, and it comes quick!  The themes of June carry forward into July as the universe is not finished with your internal closet cleaning, and smoke circle purging.

The 4th of July marks a clear line of progress where the internal analysis of June turns into action in July.  Toke time to puff puff pass on hesitation and insecurity.  Prepare yourself before the 4th with a solo smoke session to clear the air, and prepare the mind.  Last month we discussed how your tendency to morph into what you perceive others want you to be is toxic and unnecessary.  Did this ring true?  Did you toke time to notice who in the smoke circle truly knows you, and accepts the real you?  Final analysis must be completed before the fourth.

The American Independence Day does not mark just the birth of a nation this year, but also your own birth of freedom.  After the 4th, all this analysis and contemplation will turn into action.  It’s time to put away the masks you wear because of your own perception of how you are viewed by the canna-crew.  Breathe stoner Gemini, inhale the sacred herb, and allow yourself to be free.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of confidence to find your own independence from the mirage of internal expectations.  You be you, and don’t let anyone, including yourself, stop you.

All of this self actualization of positive internal progress will spill over into the workplace in July.  And why not?  Be sure to check the mirror often stoner Gemini.  You will like what you see, and this boost of self esteem will have you winning at work.  July will be a great month to multitask smoke sessions with wellness initiatives.  Whether it be yoga or a brisk hike, take time for health during toke time in July.  

Look in the mirror stoner Gemini.  Smile.  Love who you see looking back at you.