Cancer

Water Sign – The Crab – June 21 – July 22

Stoner Cancers are exactly like their symbol the crab: A hard outer shell protects a soft inner soul. These protective creatures find themselves puff puff passing amongst close cannabis companions more so than large smoke circles. But their favorite smoke spot is a soft warm private sanctuary.

The well balanced nature of the stoner Cancer leaves all sacred strain possibilities wide open. However, the stoner crab has a higher proclivity for food and baked treats. A deep dive with an edible in comfortable space is heaven to the stoner Cancer.

These stoner crabs are also more likely to find connectivity with their third eye through meditative smoke sessions. The mystical magic of the sacred herb can be honed and amplified by this stoner star sign.

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Cancer January 2015

This will be an interesting start to your new year Cancer.  This month you will find yourself biting your tongue, restraining your feelings and have a bridge or two to cross.  Break out your thickest skin and keep the Pocket Bub full of a nice Sativa.  Depending on your life course, you will be faced with a decision or two that will most definitely lay down the pathway of your year.  You will not be ambivalent about this decision, rather, you will have to stand up and own the decisions you make this month.  Be sure make them with solid facts and on solid ground.

Steer clear of all medibles when it comes to Finance and the Workplace.  Who wants to be couch locked when the cosmos are clear for you to move forward with those plans you’ve left on the back burner.  Whether its a new business venture or a promotion you’re looking for, you’ll want to play it cool because everything you need is in order.  In the workplace upper management will be paying attention.  Don’t get paranoid!  They are seeing your natural charisma, leadership and your ability to follow through as a means of possible advancement.

In the evenings this month you’ll want select a hybrid in a peace pipe to keep your mind open, uplifted and your spirits high.  If you are in a relationship, know that bullying any idea will ensure trouble. Your partner may not be picking up what you’re laying down at this time.  Instead hit that peace pipe and remember you can talk about this next month.  If you’re single do not loose your temper with your overbearing relatives.  It will get you no where.  Everyone needs to be themselves this month, even you.  Don’t forget your pipe or your water sign superpowers to get along with everyone this month.