Decisions, decisions, decisions! Yes stoner Cancer making decisions is what you will be up to this December. Not to fret, as each possibility will peak your interest. You will need to stay busy and keep a nice hybrid in your pipe this month; as the harder you work the more positivity will flow to you.
In your personal realm things should be calm and relaxed as if everyone around you dipped into the medibles. You’ll find that if you are attached things go ever so smoothly this month. For the single stoner Crab take your time and get to know new people. Starting a new relationship is not in the stars for you at this time, but it will come soon. Every stoner Cancer should take some breathing space for themselves at every opportunity they can. November was a tricky month and you need to recover before the New Year! If you have not made your NYE plans I suggest you do something out of the ordinary to bring in 2016 with a cheer!
Treat the beginning of this working month with kid gloves. Be efficient in your daily tasks and go home and relax with the sacred herb. As your energy builds this month you will see the decision making process creep up on you. Do your best to wait for all possible offers before jumping into anything. You may take on more than one, but be sure to only take on what you can finish. Overloading your plate will not necessarily fill your pipe in the end. All your work this December will pay off big in 2016.
Stoner Crab your strong convictions and emotional self will be empowered by your aggressiveness and intensity. Keep your vape full of indica as you must master these feelings in order to be most productive in all areas of your life. Utilize the indica for its calming properties but do not allow yourself to overindulge and become latent. You will need to keep your driving gloves on as you must be capable of maneuvering around some sticky situations.
Speaking of sticky situations: The love life of the stoner Cancer is likely to be… well sticky. Your situation can be sweet or icky. It will depend on you. Many of your cannabis companions and your even your lover may throw you a few loops to jump through. You can puff, puff, pass your way through these situations by not being judgmental, not interfering where it is not directly your concern and putting your foot down in matters that do concern you. Put those sticky situations in your pipe and smoke them. You own your personal life this month Crab.
This is a month to keep your hands busy and flow through your working world. It is not a time to start setting large scale goals or trying to go above and beyond. The minor nuisances that pop up this November should be easy for you to shrug off and continue going your own way. Keep your calm and dab on this month and you may find that your work ethic allows for some nice leisure time away from work. If so enjoy it to the fullest!
After last month’s fiery cataclysm, stoner Cancer, you need to relax a bit. Find your favorite smoke spot and vape away some of your woe. Be conscious of the burning embers of last month; if stoked they will set aflame quickly and wreak havoc once again.
This October is not the time to set new limits for yourself in the working world. Nor is it a time to make any big waves. You know yourself well by now Crab, stay on track and do not “overwork” yourself in any way. Give your best efforts on the job and keep communication open with the powers that be. Make sure after work you give yourself plenty of time to meditate with a nice hybrid and see all that is laid out before you in your career.
Love may not be on the front burner this month, but no one will be stabbing daggers into your back either. In fact, everyone will bombard you with “helpful” guidance. They truly have your best interests at heart but, you need only heed advice that you truly believe is right for you. More than likely you will come up with what is right for you during a nice smoke session with those closest to you. Share your plans with them. Although you must continue to meditate on when to take action, as October is not the month for moving plans forward.
Stoner Cancer the month of September may have you wrecked like that medible you ate last weekend. All your past decisions will be up for trial this month so hold on tight and do your best to stick to your guns. If you were right before you are still ahead of the curve. Although, any past mistakes are likely to rear their ugly heads one more time this first month of fall.
It is not a month to dab dream, Crab. You will need every ounce of your wits about you. If you are in need of a break or motivation; stick with the sacred Sativa or nothing at all. You will encounter problem after problem in every part of your life. You have to remember to believe in yourself and face every issue head on. Do not mindlessly do as you are told. Do what is absolutely right for you. This is especially true for you this month in your business matters. Be quick to take action and make your moves as you see fit.
In matters of the heart you will feel like a volcano has erupted and the molten lava is burning away all the houses you’ve built over the years. Just because issues are flaming high this month it does not mean you need to get all hot and bothered. Take on each situation one at a time. Keep your fire in your bowl and a level head in conversations. Sometimes burning away the old is the best way to find new and greener pastures of prosperity.
Life force up! Strength up! Determination? Well, my stoner Crab, you will have to rein in all your positivity this last month of summer. Concentrate all your focus on being in the moment this month. Keep a hybrid close and lean on your sacred herb as needed for you will be hurdling some pretty heavy life changes this August.
Cancer your working world is asking you a question: Are you where you want to be? If so then you need to use your intuition, work ethic and positive notions early in the month. Any partners or managers will be pleased to see you shining. Do not allow your enemies to overcome you. Please note that this is not the month to play fair. By no means should you purposely go out of your way to damage them, just show your competition up with your superior “know how”. You will soon see those co-workers disappear off your life map. If your world of work is daunting and you have no where to move up; it is time to go. Take some time to meditate with that hybrid on non working hours to decide if a career change is what you want. If so, move on that decision now.
It is time to bring your relationship with your lover to a new level of understanding. Do this before mid month and August should be a favorable time for you. There is a trickster in your personal realm. Things may look amazing, but be wary of someone trying to play your hand to their own personal satisfaction. Take heed my dear Crab: If you do not clear up your personal relations this month the trickster will easily cause you more drama than necessary. Take time with your favorite cannabis companion to talk this situation out. They will be your biggest support system. Make sure you listen to the advice they give you.
Breathe in life’s energy, breathe out success. Breathe in the positivity of the universe, breathe out happiness. Breathe in your favorite trees, breathe out your worries. My Stoner Crab you have an extraordinary month ahead of you! My only serious note for you is to remember you are not a superhero, invincible, or even unbreakable.
Your love life: What you think about, you will bring about. No one will offer up opportunities for you here. Who needs opportunities to be handed to them this month when they are shining with possibilities? Not you my candid Cancer, not you. Your energy alone will help you create every possible outcome you would like to see unfold. Do not be ostentatious as it will not bid fairly for you especially if you are looking for love. For my attached Crabs, you may come to a point with your lover that you have to give it your all this month. It will be worth it so do not give up on yourself.
In your wondrous period of amazingness, know that work will require all your brain power in July. No Cancer, you will not have to work hard in July to produce results, but you will have to be attentive! If you need your sacred herb during working hours, I suggest a nice sativa to keep your mental powers moving forward. It will help you to hash out all the new opportunities that are coming your way. Do not try to take them all on! Take time to listen to your heart as what you choose will require you to be into it wholeheartedly. Enjoy this month Cancer! You’ve earned it!
My dearest Cancer, this month will be tiresome. You will have to work very hard to maintain equilibrium. Do not fall into the laziness that will call your name from the indica strains in June. Keep your friendly sativa near to you throughout this month as it will help you with focus. You will need focus this month!
Work will be a bit of a badger this June. Pull together all your wits and energy to throw yourself into work to raise the bar. Do not allow small problems to get in the way. You can easily overcome them with the right attitude. It is a time to remember to take breaks, meditate with a hit of sativa and enjoy music when you have some time during the working days this month my smoking Crab. These breaks are crucial to maintaining your usually strong work ethic. Working for the man? Show them what you are made of; that you won’t let circumstance slow you down. Working for yourself? You’ll have a much easier time this month. Do not let that make you lazy!
Your love life is extremely important this month Crab. Your lover will be your source of strength. Though things may seem to be a bit cool for the lover in you, value your lover to the utmost this month. They will be your salvation. Listen to them and be there for them as much as they are for you. Do not get caught up in your drama outside of your relationship. Loner Crabs need to break out the hookah, turn on some Grateful Dead and chill out. Getting upset will not make this month easier for you. Show some character and work on yourself. You’ll be happy you did as the one isn’t too far from your reach.
Dearest Cancer, May will be an enigmatic time for you. You will feel the universe pulsating through you in very empathetic ways. If you are utilizing the medical properties of the sacred herb for psychological benefits: Don’t leave home without it. On that note this is not the month to change up your regimen. Stick with the stains that work best for you.
Work will prove to have many circumstances that make you feel held back. Remember you are capable. You can work through this. Stay positive no matter what is thrown at you. This is not a time to slack! Throw yourself into your work and show your co-workers and competition your strength by doing. Keep your vape loaded for when you arrive home; as you will need to take time each day to reflect on what is happening around you. My stoner Cancer, your working world will be complicated for some time. Keep your wits about you and continue to lay the best foundation you can. Eventually this will be your springboard into a much more profitable and enjoyable work environment.
Praise the universe in May as you will have luck, harmony and love on your side. Your personal relationships will shine this fine spring month! In the realm of a lovership be prepared for an astonishing and lavish feeling to touch both your souls. It is a time for celebration! Take a vacation, hit up the closest festival or go bungee jumping off the tallest building you can find. It may be the first time you’ve ever felt this way. Make sure you never forget it!
That being said, do not put off your loved ones! Make sure you give them the time and connection to you that they are asking for. They need you this month too. So while you may want to go gallivanting across the country, go home for Sunday dinner on Mother’s Day.
Stoner Crab, are you ready for this month? In April you will feel life’s forces running rampant through your veins. Yes this is the break you’ve been waiting for. The only stipulation with this energy is to use it wisely and save some for the future months where you will need it. It is like you have received a gift of the finest medibles. Do not consume all at once.
The clever Crabs will blossom in their working lives. It is a month to find the love of what you do and do it simply for that. The material gains will follow only if they are not your main focus. Take on those projects with zeal and enjoy them as they will turn out better than expected. If you are not working in a field you truly enjoy it is time for some hybrid meditation sessions this month. They will lead you down the right paths to find your true calling.
You may be feeling invincible this month and you should revel in it. Enjoy these feelings and all they have to offer. A word to the wise: Be very careful how you go about swooning, seducing, or even just playing the moderator in a sticky situation between friends. The power of your influence is HIGH and will evoke many strong reactions. This is where you need to conserve a bit of the life force you’re feeling. Personal conquests will prevail, but to whose expense and when will those consequences show up? Be very wise on how you play with the power the universe is shining on you this month. You won’t like it when those consequences sneak up on you like the red hair creeper you love so much.
Put on your dancing shoes and groove your way through the month of March my sweet leaf smoking Cancer! It seems nothing can stop you this month. Although nothing new will pop up and change you drastically; many things you were working towards will open up and bloom. So get ready to skyrocket down those well thought out paths!
In your working world get ready for some heady situations. You will be blessed with many opportunities that you thought were closed off to you. All smoke signals point to a business partnership this month. Are you working for yourself? Have you been paying attention to your competition? Are they struggling? Maybe suggest a way to work together? It will be a an amazing venture for all involved. If you’re the worker bee and not the Queen of a business then step it up! Keep your attention focused at work and take on that responsibility! A promotion is in order.
Have you met your one and only someone to share that pan of mmm mmm medible brownies with? If not you are on a path to meet that person this month. If you are already attached you will have to choose. These lovers will not be kind if you try to have them both. It will be ok to let one go. Do not second guess your choice as it will be the right one in the long run. In fact you should celebrate with a “Hookah Smoking Caterpillar” kind of party for all your loved ones this month. Stoner Cancer March is truly shining on you! Breath in all the fabulous-ness you can and let the universe wrap it’s arms around you.