From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.
Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.
Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.
Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.
Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.
Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.
The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.
The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.
Stoner Cancer, there is unfortunate news from the cosmos in the final summer month. You should not rely on any extra support from your planetary patrons. However, there is good news! You have plenty of friends who will be there to help get you by … Thank goodness for best buds. As long as you toke time to soak up some of the summer sun and burn one down with your closest partners in chronic, you will be able to make it through the hazy days in the highest of spirits.
Your energy will be best spent focused in the workplace, Stoner Cancer. This doesn’t mean you should neglect other aspects of life, rather it will require less effort to keep them in positive standing. Be confident in your contributions, but remember to listen to the input from others. You will experience the best results if you team up on the tough problems facing the crew.
Don’t waste time butting heads with those who doubt successful outcomes. Seek out those you work with who want to reach the next level of greatness. Some believe the grass is greener on the other side. You and your closest cannabis comrades at work understand that a garden only produces as much as you put in. So, as long as you keep investing yourself fully into each project, the harvests will always be worth the heavy grind.
Because of your insistence toward spreading the good vibes, you are likely to be surprised at your own ability to turn foes into friends. Even the greatest grudges can be no match for the peace pipe! The healing powers of the sacred herb can overcome the deepest divides, and help to create long lasting bonds. Just be sure to pay attention to the intentions of others. Not everyone wishes you harm, but some will hold you back from your full potential.
It will be important to find this balance. Not everyone will always be headed in the same direction. Just know where you want to go, and align yourself with those who are down for the ride. While you may not always agree on how to get there, your true partners-in-chronic will always stick with you through the hazy times to get to the final destination.
Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send out into the universe, you will get back more than twice fold.
It will be important you set aside time for meditative smoke sessions. Your inner peace will extend outward, and our sacred herb will certainly help with expanding the good vibes. Be confident! Your efforts to propagate peace will benefit all those around you. When facing such a prosperous time, it will be your responsibility to share the good vibes with all those you encounter. Now is the time to substantially expand your smoking circle. This does not mean you have to burn one down with every person you encounter, but rather your odds are increased of toking one up with those you do encounter.
The good news, Stoner Cancer, is that you will be able to take it easy on the work front this month. This does not mean you should shurk your obligations or duties. Instead, you will take the role of the slow burning instigator. Your steady glow of inspiration will be the fire needed to ignite those around you. Instead of taking the role of passive onlooker, you should remember that you are the fiery catalyst that keeps the whole joint burning.
On the home front it is recommended you keep the peace pipe packed, and at the ready. While July may provide the sunny backdrop needed to set the stage for encounters with the fam, the ganja may be the required supplement necessary to keep interactions moving forward without conflict. The best advice for all parties involved is to get outside. There is no better remedy for getting back to the basics than a freshly packed bowl and a sunset worthy of photographing.
The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.
Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.
On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.
This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.
It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!
Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.
Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.
Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.
May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.
Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos? April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life. This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path. Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.
So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period. But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility. There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride. Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.
Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April. This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month. Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb. Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations. As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.
Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance. As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral. Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts. But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!
Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.
You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.
The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.
Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.
Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it also comes with dangerous prospects. Another way to think of this cosmic alignment is by placing yourself near the sun. Hot and bright, but all your senses will be exposed.
Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Your focus and attention must be placed squarely on preparation for the raw emotional exposure you will go through. Clear your mind. Find a mantra with control and calm at the heart. With raw emotions exposed to solar flares, your temper can explode under pressure. But hey, stoner Cancer, you are a chill terrestrial astronaut right? February will require you to embrace your stoney chill side. No matter the species or strain, the sacred herb will be your spirit guide away from the searing heat of the solar flare. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.
The workplace has an equal opportunity for dynamism. When it comes to interactions with coworkers, please keep the above words in mind with calm and control. You do not want to deal with coworkers with white hot raw emotions at the forefront. Every explosive situation can be circled back once a chill spirit has been summoned. As for a change of jobs, this is also possible in such a dynamic period. Have you consulted your inner voice? Have you medicated with the sacred herb and floated high above to see your life plan laid out? A job change in February could be an amazing pivot point in your life stoner Cancer; but only if your actions are centered from logical thought and not raw emotion.
Slow down stoner Cancer, enjoy the bright moments, but avoid the moments that are too hot to hold.
Stoner Cancer, it can be readily said the new year brings all the promise and possibilities a fresh start can offer. This does not mean that you will not have to exert any effort at all, but rather all of your investments will be certain to produce positive results–all you have to do is try. Overall, you will have time to do it all, so take time and be deliberate in all of your actions. You should diversify and explore the many strains and varieties of our favorite herb. Sticky sativas will provide those extra creative energies to help you to tackle tricky tasks that lie ahead. While it is advised to explore indicas to help you to relax and recharge your spirits before undertaking new projects.
While you should definitely take time to plan any future endeavors, don’t stress on getting every detail perfect. Plans are subject to change and you should be flexible so you can avoid being disappointed when not everything plays out exactly how you expected. Your efforts at work will be noticed by supervisors and higher ups. It may actually be time for you to join the ranks of management and expand your responsibilities at work. Which means you are best advised to keep the pipe at home. If you are able to keep work life and herb life separate, you are certain to get the best of both worlds. Whether you are looking to advance through the ranks at work, or if you just want to do your job the best you can, you are entering a time of great prosperity and success. Do not worry if you do not receive immediate praise for your accomplishments. Remember that you are playing the long game, Stoner Cancer, accolades and acknowledgement will come in their own time.
For Stoner Cancers in an established relationship, it will be important to pay close attention to your partner’s needs. It will be likely to encounter a few rough patches, none will be so serious as to be unsolvable. The best remedy to counter romantic troubles is to double down and be honest with our feelings. Those who may not currently have an extra special bud should expect to encounter potential suitors. Regardless of relationship status, you should pack all of your bowls for two. You never know when those closest to you may need a little pick-me-up. Your kind smile and kind bud can make a world of difference to those who might need a little help from a friend.