Cancer

Water Sign – The Crab – June 21 – July 22

Stoner Cancers are exactly like their symbol the crab: A hard outer shell protects a soft inner soul. These protective creatures find themselves puff puff passing amongst close cannabis companions more so than large smoke circles. But their favorite smoke spot is a soft warm private sanctuary.

The well balanced nature of the stoner Cancer leaves all sacred strain possibilities wide open. However, the stoner crab has a higher proclivity for food and baked treats. A deep dive with an edible in comfortable space is heaven to the stoner Cancer.

These stoner crabs are also more likely to find connectivity with their third eye through meditative smoke sessions. The mystical magic of the sacred herb can be honed and amplified by this stoner star sign.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

It’s a new moon, stoner Cancer, and November brings all the promise of a new you! The trees are losing the last of their leaves, and this period offers you the same opportunity of shedding old tendencies to make way for new beginnings. The thought of change might at first sound scary; but keep calm and toke on, stoner Cancer. Don’t stress out! Not everything needs to happen all at once. The beauty is you get to set the pace. As long as you light the fire of progress in the early weeks, you will be able to maintain a slow and steady burn throughout the remainder of the month. Remember, a thriving garden does not manifest overnight. Plant the seed of influence: With patience and persistence you will ultimately end up with a beautiful and bountiful harvest.

My lovely Crab, it’s not that struggles and troubles will be less in number or intensity this month. In the spirit of new beginnings, a fresh and novel perspective can make all the difference. November is an ideal time to branch out and try new greens, especially Sativa dominant strains. You are working to expand your horizons, and the creativity invoking properties of sweet, sticky Sativas can help to elevate your consciousness to higher levels. During this expansive exploration, don’t neglect your mental health. You will know best, but seek out the settings that you need to keep the good vibes going. When you’re feeling low, gather the cannabis crew to spark one up and get lifted. If you feel like you’re moving too fast, toke time for self with a medicated meditative solo smoke session.

Day to day you may find yourself wondering what’s missing. A better way to frame it is this: What’s the long game stoner Cancer? You may not necessarily feel stuck, but are you where you want to be? To get to great rewards, we at times have to take on some risk. Get out of your comfort zone, but be deliberate in how you proceed. Now is a time to reflect on how you allocate your resources. This means your monetary finances, yes, but also your human resources. You wouldn’t want to blow through the bank account, anymore than you should burn through the whole stash jar in one smoke session. Similarly, you should be strategic as to how, and who you invest your energy. It may take more than sacred cannabis consultations to figure out a balanced budget. Sometime during the month, you will have to put down the pipe to pick up the pen and paper. Just know that once you have leveled out the ledger, you will be free to light one up and rest a little easier.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer your true nature will shine in October. The stoner crab is soft on the inside, and hard on the outside. The second Fall month will be split into two halves in which both of your characteristics will protect and pull you forward.

The two halves of October will be split by the Full Moon on the 13th. A natural ease of movement in the first half will be replaced by a protective stagnation. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for intuition and perspective. The keys to this period will be a connected third eye and increased communication.

The full moon on the 13th divides universal influence. Socialization with smoke circle acquaintances will be easy going before this mark. After, you may become stuck in your own head with constant contemplation. The second half of the month will be great for tuning into your internal self. Self discoveries from internal deep dives with the sacred herb will assist in long-term progression. These discoveries won’t be broadcast to coworkers and the smoke circle, but it will help you relate to all of them. However, during this introspective time, you must force yourself to interact with cannabis companions. Completely shutting yourself off from fellow toking terrestrial astronauts could lead to a downward spiral of self reflective depression. Toke time to share a joint and communicate with your close canna-buddies.

As a general sacred herbal prescription for October, consider a strict diet of Sativa strains. They possess fun uplifting energy for the easy flowing early days of the month, and anti-anxiety clarity for the latter days. Sacred Sativa strains are also beneficial for intuition and communication.

Stoner Cancer don’t sweat the workplace drama. At times you may feel cold, excluded from the activities at the water cooler. Remember stoner Cancer, you are there to work. The idle drama of coworkers isn’t something you are missing out on, it’s something you are avoiding. Soar high above the gears of the economic machine, and see your place within the grinding mechanism. Do you take pride in a job well done, or knowing all the business of coworkers? Puff Puff pass on inconsequential pressure of the workplace.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

How are you feeling stoner Cancer? How are you really feeling? Of course, you are the only one who can answer this question. This month will be one long journey of figuring it out. Slowly but steadily your emotional enigma will begin to take form as you figure out where each piece of the puzzle fits. It will be a long process; but eventually the fragments will come together, revealing the bigger picture of something beautiful. In the end, you will emerge feeling more complete and confident. But know the process and path towards this end will be dynamic, demanding, and at times … daunting.

Sometimes in order to know where you’re headed you have to look back on where you’ve been. Medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout September will help you contemplate harmful emotional situations of the past. What decisions contributed or caused these undesirable outcomes? What path might you have traveled differently knowing what you know now? While you can’t go back and change them, you can use this knowledge to help influence future endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye. Sweet and stimulating Sativa strains will be the most beneficial to this cause. They can contribute to clarity of the mind and sharpness of the spirit.

Stoner Cancer there will be times this period when the only way to settle the inner voice of apprehension, is to engage it. There might be a part of you that constantly wants to point to “what happened last time.” It is important to acknowledge this, but it is also okay to puff, puff and pass on the fear that is holding you back. Self care will take you much further than self harm, even if that harm is hesitation. You can combat this stagnation by establishing a self health regiment: Exercise, create, recreate, recharge and repeat. What inspires you, my stoner Crab, can ignite you. Allow your inspirations to be a driving force, and let your passions burn away the doubt.

The highs and lows of the period will be felt, both socially and in the workplace. You may find it difficult to hide your inner struggle from your peers. Communication will be at the heart of the emotional roller coaster. Seek out a higher vantage point with the sacred herb. Understand that communication is a two way street stoner Cancer. You must be willing to meet your cannabis companions on the same level. The message you send may not always be the same as the message received. If confusion persists, don’t let it linger. Toke on it, and talk it out. Don’t let misunderstanding cloud the conversation of life.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

August will be a time of repair and reflection for the stoner Cancer.

The final summer month should not be labeled as selfish, but cosmic influence will support an internal focus. There will be many opportunities to steal away from the hustle, bustle, and drama of the terrestrial world. Your mission is to seek out and toke these opportunities where they come.

There is no sacred strain prescription for you this month. Moments of clarity and internal connection will be found in unlikely places. Even though a medicated meditative deep internal dive with the sacred herb in a quiet dark room is on the agenda, energetic activities may also provide moments of deep internal contemplation. Pack a bowl and seek your soul whenever the opportunity arises. Even within crowds of terrestrial astronauts you will be able to float away to the depths of your being.

Use these solitary moments of contemplation to align your terrestrial experience with your cosmic mission. Often we veer off the path of progress when we battle the obstacles of the material world. There is something your internal guide needs to share with you. Perhaps there is something wrong with your cosmic spacesuit you have been ignoring. Or there is an obstacle you’ve been avoiding that is blocking your path. The meditative sessions with the sacred herb will illuminate these issues, and allow you to truly see what needs to be accomplished. Not for the world around you, but for yourself.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: Do not lock yourself away for all of these medicated internal journeys. This temptation may persist throughout the month. Even though the dramatic noise of smoke circle squabbling can distract you from your internal thoughts, there will be moments available with the cannabis crew for deep introspection. However, if the noise of fellow terrestrial astronauts is too much to hear yourself think, be sure to have your escape hatch ready for launch.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power for the stoner crab.

Keep calm and smoke on stoner Cancer. Maintain a keen third eye on internal grounding. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for adjusting your desired temperament. Balance will be key, so stock your sacred stash box with hybrid strains. Select a Sativa dominant strain for those powerful confident moods where your new super power is ready to be unleashed upon the world. Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety with an Indica dominant hybrid when the unusual planetary alignment creates an unsorted feeling.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: July’s cosmic turbulence is like surfing a wave. Balance and stamina is the key. If you lose focus or determination, you could risk drowning under the wave.

And get ready to ride immediately stoner Cancer. The newfound powerful tone will present itself in the workplace early in the period. Are you strong enough to wield this power? You can do it! Start off the month with your Sativa dominant hybrid. Use the Indica dominant hybrid to fall back and reassess if things don’t work out. As turbulent as this cosmic wave may feel in the moment, you have limitless options to find positive progress.

For single stoner Cancers, this dynamic period will be positive and rewarding. The versatility in your lifestyle will give you the necessary flexibility to maintain balance in a shifting environment. Be sure to stick to your own instincts and internally guided path. Do not let others lead you in July. For stoner Cancers with a partner-in-chronic, July is optimal for planning and familial gatherings. Ride the chaotic wave to positive blessings.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Cancer the planets have shifted past their bright and energetic phase of influence, and now the celestial climb has changed to freedom! This new planetary alignment will assist in freedom of movement. Progressive anchors will be lifted, and you will be free to move toward internal desires and destinations. Toke a moment with a Sativa hybrid to consider what would bring you joy to your life. Dive deep with this meditative smoke session. Do not focus on the now, but the long term. When your destination becomes visible on the horizon, focus on the path and push ahead.

No nets of life can contain the agile, troubleshooting ways of the self motivated stoner Cancer. This period is best traversed by eager Cancers that are self motivated. After your true internal direction is attained, leave the deep meditative dives behind. While walking the path, internal contemplative soul searches will only lead to more questions, and obscure your grand vision on the horizon. Keep your smoker’s travel kit packed with airy Sativa strains of the sacred herb. Remain focused and motivated progressing toward your desired reality.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere may feel like rowing up a sand dune in a paddle boat, staring at the same palm tree in the distance wondering, “Why?” Remain steadfast and keep your third eye gaze on the prized oasis ahead, and don’t question management’s bizarre methods. Instead use these moments to check everything over in detail. Be sure to dot your I’s and cross your T’s. It should all make sense in time.

June’s terrestrial travels will require some attention to your smoke circle. This could also mean finding new canna-buddies. Don’t shy away from opportunities to find budding friendships! Understanding that we’re all in this journey together, and leaning on one another for assistance or advice in times of need, will be crucial to overcoming the obstacles of the first summer month.

A final kernel of wisdom my dear stoner Cancer: Any monetary assets gained in this span could be put to better use in future periods. It is suggested to save now for a more fruitful harvest ahead.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the right tools to keep you flying high in May.

The beginning of the month will be crucial. Early in the month toke time for a solo meditative smoke session focused on confidence and direction. Center yourself before embarking on your terrestrial travels in May. The strain or species of the sacred herb does not matter. The energetic influence of the universe will not matter if you are not firm about your internal confidence and progressive direction.

Buzzing energy will draw bees to the hive, and you will be the honey. Watch out! Common sense and a little restraint may be required to make it through May unscathed. First, my lovely single stoner Cancers: Don’t over do it! Sprinkle in a measure of responsible consideration before buzzing about pollinating all the flowers. Second, my strong partnered stoner Cancer: Focus solely on your cannabis companion. If you go play to close to the sun, your domestic shelter may not be there next time it rains. Remain grounded, but enjoy fluttering your flirtatious wings. Keep smoke sessions light to keep your head from getting lost in the clouds, but impactful to maintain your internal grounding.

This connection to your internal self will be crucial to success in May. The strong flow of energy will be great for work and activities, but cannabis companions may be in a different planetary alignment. Short sighted impulse can hurt the stoner Cancer in May, and cause problems with canna-buddies who may not understand the frenetic energy of the period. Smoke on it stoner Cancer. New information in May must be verified before action results. Act with full throated desire once accurate information is obtained.

Avoid burnout stoner Cancer! After the full moon of the 18th, the energetic action of May will kick into another gear. Lean on cannabis companions and canna-buddies when the dynamism and chaos reach red line levels. Brief smoke sessions with a balanced hybrid strain could help see you through the dynamic end of Spring.

In the end many lessons will be learned, and an epiphany of self discovery is probable. You got this stoner Cancer.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Seek the positivity the universe is shining down on you. Find the blessings of your cosmic position with a deep medicated meditative smoke session.

I have the perfect meditation tool for you this month stoner Cancer. 432 hertz is the harmonic healing frequency. Utilize this magic frequency with your herbal inspired meditation. Use this frequency as a tuning fork to connect with your inner voice and desire.

Alas stoner Cancer, April isn’t about meditating your way to a high consciousness! It’s about testing your desires and ideas in real world action. Use the sacred herb as a surgical tool. Utilize a deep Indica strain for solo harmonious meditative dives to connect your inner being with positive cosmic vibrations. Contrast this meditative herbal inspiration by utilizing a rich Sativa strain for real world terrestrial action.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, this harmonious period will be wasted without action. For every stoner Cancer the plan and action will be different, but the rewards from the cosmos the same. Celestial alignment supports harmony between internal desires and physical manifestation. These words are true in your personal and work spheres. The action may be different for each stoner Cancer, but the first step is a shared experience. The blessings of the universe are reaching out, but you must first seek harmony with the celestial bodies before moving forward with your terrestrial adventures.

The full moon of the 19th will mark a transition from heavy work to a brighter social period. Once the full moon passes, all the hard work and energy applied will seem like an investment in contentment. Seek balance in the final 10 days of the month with a low THC, high CBD hybrid strain. This change-up with the sacred herb will help transition periods and avoid hard charging burnout after intense deep focus and hyperactivity. Nobody likes a burnout stoner Cancer. Toke time for personal care before the end of the month.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won’t be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come from. While you do not want to live in the past, getting in touch with your roots will be a crucial prerequisite to future growth. Close friends and family should be the focus of attention and efforts in March. While it can be nice meeting new people and making new canna-companions, stoner Cancers should keep their smoke circle limited to familiar faces in March.

Deep rooted stoner Cancers should feel more secure mingling among their fellow bud-loving bees in the terrestrial hive. You and your canna-crew are sure to create a buzz among the stoner community. You will see that your optimism and good vibes are contagious! Get out there! Mix it up, and pollinate positivity to the wider budding world around you!

Stoner Cancer when it comes to your work sphere, be diligent and be deliberate. It is best to take your time, and ensure accurate execution in all your tasks. This month you will be successful in your undertakings if you follow the three A’s: Assess, Address, and Act. Be sure to gather all relevant information so you can thoroughly assess what needs to be done. Only then will you be able to address each aspect of a project and properly prepare. Lastly, you must act! A plan is only as successful as its implementation. Move forward confidently in your ability to produce results stoner Cancer. Potential allies in the workplace and new cannabis companions should be approached in a similar fashion – with positive and clear intentions. While it can be exciting tokin’ out with new acquaintances, be sure to let the smoke clear before establishing lasting connections.

Remember stoner Cancer, not all self discoveries come from quiet contemplative thought. This month, instead of a deep meditative personal dive into one’s self, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek personal progression in your surroundings and the magical marijuana community. Socializing with the swarm will lead to elevated adventures, and a higher hive consciousness.

Cancer February 2019

February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the lookout for the next smoky sensation to sidestep into your life.

Spontaneity has universal support in February; so contemplate creativity with your upcoming obstacles and solutions! Know that there will be moments ahead in which you will feel stretched thin with all of the possible options laid out in front of you. Fear not stoner Cancer! Trying to please everyone, or accomplish every single task will leave you drained. You know what to do. Trust yourself, and make choices and decisions that feel right to you.

This month is also an ideal period for personal growth. Whether it’s a new hobby, interest, group, or club, just get out there and get involved! Social interactions will be smiled upon by the cosmos on the whole. Meditate and contemplate with the sacred herb if you need inspiration. Seek understanding from your inner guide on a personal direction. Make sure you don’t ignore digital socialization, but don’t rely solely on it either. Get out with your smoke circle! The bottom line is simple: Do it all! Flutter on by like a butterfly catching an updraft on a warm summer breeze. Just float on, you beautiful social creature you.

In your work sphere, now would be the perfect time for a good old fashioned collaborative think tank. Teamwork will help get you through the toughest decisions and obstacles. Hit the drawing board without limits or expectations. Even if your ideas are inspired from your hazy smoke filled dreams, they are worth considering. Thinking outside the box with a few creative cannabis solutions could be exactly the thing you need.