Cancer

Water Sign – The Crab – June 21 – July 22

Stoner Cancers are exactly like their symbol the crab: A hard outer shell protects a soft inner soul. These protective creatures find themselves puff puff passing amongst close cannabis companions more so than large smoke circles. But their favorite smoke spot is a soft warm private sanctuary.

The well balanced nature of the stoner Cancer leaves all sacred strain possibilities wide open. However, the stoner crab has a higher proclivity for food and baked treats. A deep dive with an edible in comfortable space is heaven to the stoner Cancer.

These stoner crabs are also more likely to find connectivity with their third eye through meditative smoke sessions. The mystical magic of the sacred herb can be honed and amplified by this stoner star sign.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Cancer the weight of cosmic waves of influence may have you feeling sluggish and stagnate lately.  But, you can expect a new spring in your step as the days grow longer, and brighter skies appear on the horizon.  Of course, you can help yourself by getting back to the basics. Stick to strains that will promote energy, and an elevated mood.  Super Silver Haze, some Sour Tangie, or the ever classic Lamb’s Bread can all assist in rejuvenating the spirit as you rediscover your groove.  Outlook is not the only thing that will improve by finding the best green for your needs. Overall creativity and increased problem solving skills are welcomed changes expected early in April, and will only increase as you progress through the month.  

Be forewarned stoner Cancer:  On your journey to greater heights, be on the lookout for those who want to bring you down.  This is especially true in the workplace. There is no use wasting time trying to change a critic’s opinion. Instead, team up with peers who are focused on getting the job done.  Focus on producing measurable results. Do not waste energy on those throwing shade on others’ successes. In short, be yourself stoner Cancer. Whether it’s your coworkers or members of the smoke squad, don’t waste time listening to the naysayers. If someone doesn’t like you for you, it might be time to find new people for your canna-crew. Sharing is caring when it comes to the green stuff, not unwanted negative opinions! 

Stoner Cancer one realm where you will have nothing to fear is on the homefront.  You’re safe there. While we are not quite to the summer of love, things are heating up!  Both romantic and platonic relationships will expand, evolve, and deepen. As the trees blossom, connections with your closest buds will grow, flourish, and become stronger than ever.  Please remember, just like cultivating the greenest gardens, maintaining healthy relationships takes work. Unlike the workplace, compromise will be key to keeping close ties with your cannabis companions. Keep communication a two-way street stoner Cancer. If tensions do develop, there is always the great equalizer in the peace pipe.  There are few issues that can’t be resolved by sharing a bowl, talking it out, and trying to see the other person’s point of view. As long as you are willing to meet in the middle, you will always have those who are ready to roll one up and down to ride.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Cancer March could be seen as walking on a bed of hot coals.  Scary, with the potential for danger, but rewarding and empowering after completion.  The planetary forecast this month is cloudy with a chance of sunshine. A bit rainy at work with a high probability of sun breaks at home.

Know thyself stoner Cancer.  Toke time this month for meditative smoke sessions focused on how your stellar star sign traits reflect out into the world.  Looking in the mirror can be difficult, but great terrestrial knowledge could be looking back at you. Holding feelings close to the vest could be perceived as cold hearted.  Your perception of privacy within professionalism can be perceived as cold and insensitive. Avoid defensive reactions, and understand the perspective of others. You don’t have to break with your perception of privacy within professionalism to communicate more within the work sphere.  You don’t have to change who you are, but understanding how you come off is crucial. Often, clear communication can solve problems with perceptions.

All this third eye vision focused on self reflection to fight negativity in the workplace fits perfectly into the planetary positioning of personal influence.  Deep dives into the reflection in the mirror should be coupled with concerted moments of self care in March. Thus, these medicated moments all lead to an opportunity for self improvement, and a mental health breakthrough.  Meditative smoke sessions in March will lead to self repair and self care. Within your quest to see how you are perceived by your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts there will be Easter eggs of enlightenment on your path toward better emotional and physical well being.  Supplement the solo smoke sessions with a regiment of CBD medibles. Analytical staring in the mirror can bring anxiety to the surface. The CBD regiment will assist dampening the negative effects of these deep dives into self.  

The full Moon on the 9th is an important date.  The cosmic influence of March will shine brightest on this date.  This will be the perfect time for that deep medicated solo dive into self.  Looking into the mirror to analyze your reflection can be scary, like that hot bed of coals; but after your journey is complete, the rich rewards will propel you toward emotional progress.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to improve your connection to smoke circle canna-buddies and coworkers. You are so brave my stoner Crab, you can do it!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

Whoa stoner Cancer, the New Year got off to a smokin start.  In January the pressures of a cosmic existence shaped you into a dank frosty nug.  In February the pressure will ease, but important terrestrial foundations will start to form under the surface.

Most of the beautiful images we see of lush green cannabis gardens come at the peak of cultivation.  What is not seen is all the hard work, nurturing, and effort put into our little sacred ladies. That magic garden all starts from a simple seed, and a lot of love.  February will be a time to plant the seeds of success for future harvest in 2020.

Unleash your creativity stoner Cancer.  The Chemdog strain of the sacred herb will assist meditative smoke sessions to delve deep into self, and bring out those cosmic seeds of inspiration.  Toke time throughout the month to connect the inner self with your outward direction. Now is the time to discover where it is you want to be when your garden grows.

This is also the time to build solid habits.  You are going to be a fountain of ideas. If you don’t record them, how are they going to sprout into saplings of progress?  It’s time to start an idea journal stoner Cancer. For each person this will come in different forms, but the action to memorialize these sparks of creativity is what is necessary.  What may seem far-fetched at the moment might be the missing piece for progress in future periods. Keep it. Hold on to it. Build on it.

A special date for you this month is the 23rd.  This marks a New Moon. Seek comfort and companionship with your smoke circle and close cannabis companions.  Roast celebratory bowls to feed and celebrate friendship. Perhaps this ganja gathering will provide the nutrients to grow your grand ideas into a garden of accomplishment.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

Quick!  Stoner Cancer, prepare yourself!  Puff puff pass on the stress early in the month.  Pressure of the economic grind will weigh you down early in January.  The weight will not be crushing, but the potential to frazzle your nerves will be high.  Seek the calming nature of the sacred herb to soothe the nerves, and see through the stress as a momentary blip within the grand cosmic design.

Once you make it through the rough start, the stress from the workplace will be counterbalanced with personal enlightenment.  Whoa dude, lots of heavy notes in this cannabis vision. All of these things correlate to each-other. Think of the pressure packed beginning to the month like gears loosening within the cosmic machine.  These same types of gears will loosen for you personally also. So the cosmic influence that creates pressure and stress in one factor of life, could also cause enlightenment and progress in another. Contemplate that over a joint!

If you need a bottom line to the cosmic confusion, it would be this:  Whether you are ready or not, you will be traveling a great distance in January.  Both positives and negatives come from such a heady excursion. Remember you are not on this terrestrial plane alone.  Cannabis companions are there to give you comfort and fellowship. Over a shared bowl you might find they are dealing with their own chaotic cosmic moments as well.  With cannabis communion, we are stronger together. 

Stoner Cancer the beginning of the year will be a fluid situation.   You may feel different vibes from the universe, depending on what gear has been loosened in life.  Approach the period with flexibility in your sacred strain selection. I would recommend keeping a cannabis tool kit of sorts to deal with the roller coaster of emotions.  Sativa strains for those breakthrough manic moments when you are ready to take on ambitious tasks. Indica strains for those moments when you need to take a break to view the pressure packed moments from an alternate perspective.  Perhaps a high CBD strain to recover from the weight of pressure, or the flight of ambition. With contemplative thought applied to your sacred herbal assistant, you should travel through all situations safely. Godspeed stoner Cancer.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Cancer as we transition from 2019 into the great unknown of the year to come, one thing is certain:  You are going to be noticed. While the days grow darker more quickly, your glowing aura will be impossible to miss. This means you can expect great growth in interpersonal relationships, both platonic and romantic. New relationships can grow quickly, from the smallest seedling of attraction, to fully blossoming love, and all the stages in between.  If you are not prepared for this bountiful endowment of affection, you may find yourself feeling a bit out of your depth. Remember, knowing is half the battle stoner Cancer. You may not know what romances are around the corner, but you know best what you need to maintain your spiritual equilibrium. Before you pursue potential partners in chronic, or a cannabis companion finds you, be sure to find your own center.  As long as you ground yourself firmly, and let your roots grow deep, you will be ready to weather whatever the cosmos brings.

Work life will be demanding stoner Cancer.  This increase in demand will not be daunting, but rather many parties will beckon and compete for your attention. This does not mean every twinkling eye or simple smile is secretly seductive. There is an acknowledgement of your consistent work ethic, and a desire to get your constructive opinion.  You can use this close proximity to your advantage: Make your ideas heard! If you are fortunate enough to have an occupation where you get to puff, puff, puff towards progress with your coworkers, then be sure to capitalize on such an opportunity. Creative smoke sessions can result in next level thinking, and endo-expansive ideas.  While some say the sky’s the limit, it is advised for the crew to revisit all high minded ideas during more grounded mindsets. If the plan still sounds solid under these alternative circumstances, then green lights are a go.

Although you are approaching the end of this particular year, toke time contemplating the importance of returning to the beginning.  It is not intended to expand the ego, stoner Cancer, but ultimately, it all starts with you. You will have many opportunities for social interactions; a plethora is by no means an exaggeration.  So, it will be up to you to decide when you need to seek out social smoke sessions with your tokin’ partners in chronic, and when it is time to seclude yourself away for solo, meditative smoke sessions.  Both will be required to finish the year off right, but it is up to you to decide which is needed and when.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

It’s a new moon, stoner Cancer, and November brings all the promise of a new you! The trees are losing the last of their leaves, and this period offers you the same opportunity of shedding old tendencies to make way for new beginnings. The thought of change might at first sound scary; but keep calm and toke on, stoner Cancer. Don’t stress out! Not everything needs to happen all at once. The beauty is you get to set the pace. As long as you light the fire of progress in the early weeks, you will be able to maintain a slow and steady burn throughout the remainder of the month. Remember, a thriving garden does not manifest overnight. Plant the seed of influence: With patience and persistence you will ultimately end up with a beautiful and bountiful harvest.

My lovely Crab, it’s not that struggles and troubles will be less in number or intensity this month. In the spirit of new beginnings, a fresh and novel perspective can make all the difference. November is an ideal time to branch out and try new greens, especially Sativa dominant strains. You are working to expand your horizons, and the creativity invoking properties of sweet, sticky Sativas can help to elevate your consciousness to higher levels. During this expansive exploration, don’t neglect your mental health. You will know best, but seek out the settings that you need to keep the good vibes going. When you’re feeling low, gather the cannabis crew to spark one up and get lifted. If you feel like you’re moving too fast, toke time for self with a medicated meditative solo smoke session.

Day to day you may find yourself wondering what’s missing. A better way to frame it is this: What’s the long game stoner Cancer? You may not necessarily feel stuck, but are you where you want to be? To get to great rewards, we at times have to take on some risk. Get out of your comfort zone, but be deliberate in how you proceed. Now is a time to reflect on how you allocate your resources. This means your monetary finances, yes, but also your human resources. You wouldn’t want to blow through the bank account, anymore than you should burn through the whole stash jar in one smoke session. Similarly, you should be strategic as to how, and who you invest your energy. It may take more than sacred cannabis consultations to figure out a balanced budget. Sometime during the month, you will have to put down the pipe to pick up the pen and paper. Just know that once you have leveled out the ledger, you will be free to light one up and rest a little easier.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer your true nature will shine in October. The stoner crab is soft on the inside, and hard on the outside. The second Fall month will be split into two halves in which both of your characteristics will protect and pull you forward.

The two halves of October will be split by the Full Moon on the 13th. A natural ease of movement in the first half will be replaced by a protective stagnation. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for intuition and perspective. The keys to this period will be a connected third eye and increased communication.

The full moon on the 13th divides universal influence. Socialization with smoke circle acquaintances will be easy going before this mark. After, you may become stuck in your own head with constant contemplation. The second half of the month will be great for tuning into your internal self. Self discoveries from internal deep dives with the sacred herb will assist in long-term progression. These discoveries won’t be broadcast to coworkers and the smoke circle, but it will help you relate to all of them. However, during this introspective time, you must force yourself to interact with cannabis companions. Completely shutting yourself off from fellow toking terrestrial astronauts could lead to a downward spiral of self reflective depression. Toke time to share a joint and communicate with your close canna-buddies.

As a general sacred herbal prescription for October, consider a strict diet of Sativa strains. They possess fun uplifting energy for the easy flowing early days of the month, and anti-anxiety clarity for the latter days. Sacred Sativa strains are also beneficial for intuition and communication.

Stoner Cancer don’t sweat the workplace drama. At times you may feel cold, excluded from the activities at the water cooler. Remember stoner Cancer, you are there to work. The idle drama of coworkers isn’t something you are missing out on, it’s something you are avoiding. Soar high above the gears of the economic machine, and see your place within the grinding mechanism. Do you take pride in a job well done, or knowing all the business of coworkers? Puff Puff pass on inconsequential pressure of the workplace.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

How are you feeling stoner Cancer? How are you really feeling? Of course, you are the only one who can answer this question. This month will be one long journey of figuring it out. Slowly but steadily your emotional enigma will begin to take form as you figure out where each piece of the puzzle fits. It will be a long process; but eventually the fragments will come together, revealing the bigger picture of something beautiful. In the end, you will emerge feeling more complete and confident. But know the process and path towards this end will be dynamic, demanding, and at times … daunting.

Sometimes in order to know where you’re headed you have to look back on where you’ve been. Medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout September will help you contemplate harmful emotional situations of the past. What decisions contributed or caused these undesirable outcomes? What path might you have traveled differently knowing what you know now? While you can’t go back and change them, you can use this knowledge to help influence future endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye. Sweet and stimulating Sativa strains will be the most beneficial to this cause. They can contribute to clarity of the mind and sharpness of the spirit.

Stoner Cancer there will be times this period when the only way to settle the inner voice of apprehension, is to engage it. There might be a part of you that constantly wants to point to “what happened last time.” It is important to acknowledge this, but it is also okay to puff, puff and pass on the fear that is holding you back. Self care will take you much further than self harm, even if that harm is hesitation. You can combat this stagnation by establishing a self health regiment: Exercise, create, recreate, recharge and repeat. What inspires you, my stoner Crab, can ignite you. Allow your inspirations to be a driving force, and let your passions burn away the doubt.

The highs and lows of the period will be felt, both socially and in the workplace. You may find it difficult to hide your inner struggle from your peers. Communication will be at the heart of the emotional roller coaster. Seek out a higher vantage point with the sacred herb. Understand that communication is a two way street stoner Cancer. You must be willing to meet your cannabis companions on the same level. The message you send may not always be the same as the message received. If confusion persists, don’t let it linger. Toke on it, and talk it out. Don’t let misunderstanding cloud the conversation of life.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

August will be a time of repair and reflection for the stoner Cancer.

The final summer month should not be labeled as selfish, but cosmic influence will support an internal focus. There will be many opportunities to steal away from the hustle, bustle, and drama of the terrestrial world. Your mission is to seek out and toke these opportunities where they come.

There is no sacred strain prescription for you this month. Moments of clarity and internal connection will be found in unlikely places. Even though a medicated meditative deep internal dive with the sacred herb in a quiet dark room is on the agenda, energetic activities may also provide moments of deep internal contemplation. Pack a bowl and seek your soul whenever the opportunity arises. Even within crowds of terrestrial astronauts you will be able to float away to the depths of your being.

Use these solitary moments of contemplation to align your terrestrial experience with your cosmic mission. Often we veer off the path of progress when we battle the obstacles of the material world. There is something your internal guide needs to share with you. Perhaps there is something wrong with your cosmic spacesuit you have been ignoring. Or there is an obstacle you’ve been avoiding that is blocking your path. The meditative sessions with the sacred herb will illuminate these issues, and allow you to truly see what needs to be accomplished. Not for the world around you, but for yourself.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: Do not lock yourself away for all of these medicated internal journeys. This temptation may persist throughout the month. Even though the dramatic noise of smoke circle squabbling can distract you from your internal thoughts, there will be moments available with the cannabis crew for deep introspection. However, if the noise of fellow terrestrial astronauts is too much to hear yourself think, be sure to have your escape hatch ready for launch.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power for the stoner crab.

Keep calm and smoke on stoner Cancer. Maintain a keen third eye on internal grounding. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for adjusting your desired temperament. Balance will be key, so stock your sacred stash box with hybrid strains. Select a Sativa dominant strain for those powerful confident moods where your new super power is ready to be unleashed upon the world. Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety with an Indica dominant hybrid when the unusual planetary alignment creates an unsorted feeling.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: July’s cosmic turbulence is like surfing a wave. Balance and stamina is the key. If you lose focus or determination, you could risk drowning under the wave.

And get ready to ride immediately stoner Cancer. The newfound powerful tone will present itself in the workplace early in the period. Are you strong enough to wield this power? You can do it! Start off the month with your Sativa dominant hybrid. Use the Indica dominant hybrid to fall back and reassess if things don’t work out. As turbulent as this cosmic wave may feel in the moment, you have limitless options to find positive progress.

For single stoner Cancers, this dynamic period will be positive and rewarding. The versatility in your lifestyle will give you the necessary flexibility to maintain balance in a shifting environment. Be sure to stick to your own instincts and internally guided path. Do not let others lead you in July. For stoner Cancers with a partner-in-chronic, July is optimal for planning and familial gatherings. Ride the chaotic wave to positive blessings.