Stoner Cancers are exactly like their symbol the crab: A hard outer shell protects a soft inner soul. These protective creatures find themselves puff puff passing amongst close cannabis companions more so than large smoke circles. But their favorite smoke spot is a soft warm private sanctuary.
The well balanced nature of the stoner Cancer leaves all sacred strain possibilities wide open. However, the stoner crab has a higher proclivity for food and baked treats. A deep dive with an edible in comfortable space is heaven to the stoner Cancer.
These stoner crabs are also more likely to find connectivity with their third eye through meditative smoke sessions. The mystical magic of the sacred herb can be honed and amplified by this stoner star sign.
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Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here. While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the past few weeks…month…year. It’s understandable if you’d rather keep it low key, and close to home while you wait for the cosmic winds to calm. You may not travel very far, but with the sacred herb as your guide, June will be a time for spiritual exploration!
Stoner Cancer, if work requires you to collaborate on any projects this month, be sure to keep the group limited to those who are crucial to getting the job done. You’re not the only one who is feeling a bit off balance. Your peers may also be working through their own unseen cosmic turmoil. And if you get too many hazy brains together, you increase the likelihood for miscommunication, and potentially hurt feelings. You can avoid unwanted conflict by making sure you express your ideas as clearly, and concisely, as possible. Now is not the time for half-baked suggestions, but for well thought out plans ready to be implemented. For the first couple weeks of the month you should put the pipe down, at least while you’re on the clock. In other words, keep your buds and business separate stoner Cancer. Of course, at home you can toke all the time you want to relax and recreate with your favorite strains; but during the nine-to-five, your team will need you fresh, focused, and ready to grind.
Stoner Cancer it can be nice to reminisce; to reflect on the highs & lows, and all of the grade-A ganja from days gone by. Just be cautious you don’t spend too long scrolling through your old pictures, or you will risk missing out on all the new photo ops, and adventures ahead! While you might start out the month feeling like a lethargic homebody, by the final days of June, you will once again get your Crabby groove back. During this time, you should try to avoid those in your canna-crew that you feel are putting off negative vibrations. It’s not that you can’t empathize when someone is having a tough time, but negativity can be caught like a cold.
Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and exhausting lows. While this might sound daunting at first, remember stoner Cancer that you are the captain of your own cosmic spaceship! With your keen third-eye sight, and with cannabis as your copilot, you can navigate your way through the cloudiest and most challenging of circumstances.
Stoner Cancer, career life will be no less stimulating, and equally full of surprises. There may be deadlines that get moved up, or unexpected obstacles which may require next level troubleshooting. With everyone working under increased pressure, it can be easy to point the finger at peers and coworkers when emotions run high. While some might see sensitivity as a weakness, it is precisely your expansive emotional intellect that will help keep the peace in the workplace during this tumultuous time. If things get too heated, take a bake-break stoner Cancer. Instead of grinding your teeth in annoyance at each other, maybe you and the crew grind some sacred buds and toke a different approach. Breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and exhale the underlying tension. Then spend the weekend hitting the pipe, and ultimately the reset button. Once everyone is feeling calmer and more refreshed, everyone should start off the week with clearer minds and higher spirits.
At the beginning of the month, with uncertainty being the only guarantee, you may be tempted to hit the open road to avoid the cosmic chaos. Go ahead my curious Crab and give into your wanderlust! Escape away to your favorite secret smoke spot, or hit the road in search of new ones. Enjoy an adventure to a new destination where nobody knows your name; a spot where you can be free to laugh, to cry, and to be your quirky sensitive self. Towards the end of the month, after you’ve traveled the wider world, it is best to keep your wanderings closer to home. Spend a little time with your favorite cannabis-loving companions, smoking bowls and sharing stories about your endo-excursions. Relax and refill the reserves stoner Cancer. Summer will be here before you know it, and there will be no slowing down once the season is in full blaze.
Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s the point of grinding as hard as you do if you don’t enjoy the rewards. With spring in full swing, and the days heating up, it’s time to get outdoors; to take in the greenery blossoming all around, and toke up the greens in your pipe. Stoner Cancer, if you are simply feeling too energized, and don’t think you can slow your roll, then at least switch paths, and take the scenic route.
You are not one who usually craves attention in the workplace my incorrigible Crab. Most days you are happy to let others take center stage while you work behind the scenes. But this month, don’t sell yourself short. Take the kudos when they’re given, and credit when credit is due. In fact, your coworkers are likely to elect you as the chief-kief-in-command for the big projects. Are you up for the task? Of course you are stoner Cancer! But, balance will determine how high you will fly. Being able to identify when you are ready to grind in high gear, or when you need to set aside extra time for extended smoke sessions, will help you to maintain a steady and productive pace throughout the month. As long as you keep your mind grounded, and your spirit high, you will be able to ensure that you and the crew are ready to blaze the trails of success.
Stoner Cancer, the smell of the sweet sensimilla won’t be the only thing permeating the atmosphere this month. There will be romance in the air also. If you already have that extra special cannabis companion, now is the time to make efforts to show them that you care. Remember stoner Cancer, it doesn’t have to be over-the-top; maybe make them their favorite munchies, and watch their favorite movie; or perhaps a surprise picnic at their favorite smoke spot. If you are a single stoner Cancer, you are certain to cross paths, and pass the chronic with new and amazing token’ terrestrial astronauts. And whether romantic, or platonic, relationships grow from these encounters, they are sure to be the kind of people with whom you would gladly share your top shelf stash!
Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating. It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be ready for any extra feels the cosmos might bring. But, if at any time you do feel like you’re approaching your limit, take a pause, toke a puff, and find your peace. It is advised you avoid Sativa cannabis strains this month, and stick to Indica or hybrids. Stoner Cancer, you will already be vibrating at a higher frequency in March so you definitely won’t need any additional stimulation. Instead, find strains that will help you stay grounded, and centered amidst the swirling solar winds.
Stoner Cancer, your first instinct might be to hide your heightened sensitivity in the workplace. Instead of avoiding your emotions, embrace them and channel them into creative and productive outlets. Throughout the month, your dedication and determination will be noticed by your higher ups, and your analytical skills will be sought out by your peers to help solve the tough problems. Inspiration can strike at any time, so keep your notebook at the ready. Some of the best troubleshooting can happen while off the clock. You might find you do some of your best brainstorming in the quiet of your smoke filled living room; just you, your favorite bong, and a fresh bowl of the sacred sensimilla.
This month, be the chronic-loving Crab with a plan stoner Cancer. As long as you know where your final destination is, it will be okay if you have to take a few detours along the way. In fact, with the days growing longer, you’ll have more time to take the scenic route. Just make sure you have all the necessary supplies before you embark on your next adventure. Grab your favorite toke tool, make sure your stash jar is full, rally the partners-in-chronic, and get to blazing new trails!. Summer will be here before you know it stoner Cancer. Seek out new smoke spots now, so when the weather does finally heat up, you and the canna crew will know all the best places to light up.
Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with a clean slate. Now is also a good time to go through the stash box, and get rid of any greens that have gone brown, or strains you know that you’ll never actually smoke. Whether it’s starting over with an updated to-do list, or purging your herbal supplies, February will offer the much needed reevaluation of projects and priorities.
Stoner Cancer don’t take any tensions in the workplace personally this month. While you may be party to the problem, it will be important to remember that everyone is experiencing heightened emotions during this time of cosmic miscommunication. The remedy to opposing viewpoints is open conversation and communal commitment to getting the job done. Not everyone has the same taste stoner Cancer. Some are team Indica, some are forever team Sativa. Just like your smoke sessions at home, it will be up to each member of the team to find their own preferences and strengths. Blaze ahead until you’ve burned through all the work that needs to be done.
Stoner Cancer, even in the most tumultuous times, you will always be able to get by with a little help from your friends. Even if your coworkers question your motives, or if you doubt your abilities, you have partners in chronic who believe in you. Those in your inner smoke circle will always be ready to help you haze up the room and clear your mind. My feisty Crab, you will always be safe to explore life, the universe, and everything when in the presence of your closest cannabis companions. Whether your travels lead you to your favorite remote smokespot, or your journey is as far as your couch, you will always be ready for the next adventure when you have good greens and great company.
Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk neglecting your own needs. Start off the new year by looking inward my stoner Crab. Solo smoke sessions will be a must in the early days of January. Every moment spent meditating with the sacred herb will sharpen your third eye sight; helping you to see through the haze, and realize your highest potential.
Your coworkers are always glad to have you on their team stoner Cancer. You are reliable and resourceful when it comes to tackling the tough tasks, and getting the job done. This month you will have the opportunity to take the lead on important projects. It will be a chance to show the crew that you are truly the stoney Crab with a solid plan. While you may be excited by the prospect of bringing everyone to the next level, such success can bring more attention and praise than you are accustomed to. It’s okay to accept the kudos! Especially when they have been earned. Just remember there is a difference between confident and cocky. So, keep it cool stoner Cancer. After a long day’s work, light up a bowl in celebration of a job well done. While the sacred herb can lift your spirits, it will also keep you humble. A reminder that even if the sky’s the limit, you have to be firmly grounded if you want to grow.
Stoner Cancer January can be a time for fresh starts and resolutions, but you don’t have to change everything. You can also choose to nurture seeds you planted long ago. Maybe this means dusting off the old paint brush, and creating something new. Perhaps you will try crafting some of those tasty cosmic cookies you always meant to bake. Whatever your inspiration or interests are, make time for old hobbies and new passion projects. Share these stoney activities and your most excellent endo, only with your closest partners-in-chronic. Sharing is caring, but keeping the smoke circle small during this season will ensure you are not burning your cosmic candle at both ends.
Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to get some rest. It’s not that there will be no stems or seeds in the bag of life, but you get to decide whether or not you smoke them stoner Cancer. In other words, it’s ultimately your choice how sweet and smooth, or how bitter and harsh the days of December will be.
Relations in the workplace will not be unmanageable, but will require a little finesse on your part to keep things moving smoothly. You have the knowhow and ability to get the job done, but there may be coworkers who will try to harsh your high. There will always be critics my hardened Crab; but remember, you don’t always have to listen. When haters try to bring you down, light one up and rise above. Let the saboteurs and negative Nancy’s do their thing, while you stay steady on your grind. After all, you have bigger goals stoner Cancer. Your performance in the past months have resulted in the higher ups taking notice. But, that promotion is not guaranteed. Find your voice, speak up, and let them know you are ready.
Stoner Cancer during the holidays, sharing is caring. There will be plenty of good cheer to spread around. Cannabis companions may even be skeptical as to what’s got you in such an elevated mood. The big secret to your special spunk is simple, sweet greens and good people. It has been a long and trying year stoner Cancer, but you get to choose your future. You can fire up a bowl and fret about all of your shortcomings, or you can light one up and imagine all the positivity on the path ahead. As long as you take each day one puff at a time, you are certain to start the new year with the highest expectations.
Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago. Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing. Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance. But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, so too will they grow back. Don’t worry about outer appearances and how others see you; instead look inward, and get back to your roots. Spend time with your favorite sweet, sticky sensimilla sacred strain, and turn your third eye sight inward. Some will see you blowing smoke and say you have your head stuck in the clouds, but you know that the sacred herb can do much more than just get you high: It can keep you grounded. Find the center and plant yourself there.
Stoner Cancer during this time of new growth, you will have a unique opportunity to try out new approaches to lingering obstacles in the workplace. Not every idea will be a good one, but you will be in a position to flex those creative muscles. The best strategy will be to start with quantity and transition to quality. Sow as many seeds as possible in the early days of November. By the middle of the month you and the team will know which ideas should be nurtured, and which should be weeded out. Be efficient with the renewed energy and resources you have stoner Cancer. If a project is not yielding the predicted outputs, don’t waste time trying to ‘make it work.’ Instead, redirect your efforts into those that produce actual results. Just remember that the success of any endeavor will require collaboration with all your peers. Even if it was your idea, it will take the entire crew to put it into action. While this means you are likely to have to share the credit, remember that a win for all is also a win for one.
While you can’t predict what lies ahead this season, you will always be able to rely on your stoner fam to weather the worst of storms. Whatever the cosmos has in store, together you can help to keep each other’s mood bright. And it won’t take much to keep spirits high stoner Cancer. Sometimes all you need is good green, and an evening tokin’ and talking with those you care about most. This month will be a reminder it’s not always how far you travel that makes a great adventure, it’s who you choose to share your pipe and journey with.
Stoner Cancer you were burning at full flame throughout the Summer months; so much that you may not always have taken the time to look before you lept. With endless Summer days to adventure, it didn’t matter as much which path you chose, they all lead to a hazy and happy conclusion. But now as you transition into the Winter months, you will have to be more decisive with your next moves. At least for the first week of October, make time to take a pause and toke a few puffs before you push forward. You don’t have to plan everything for the rest of the year my contemplative Crab. Just spend some time with the sacred herb, and envision where you want to be. Of course you may stray off course, but as long as you start your journey with your center grounded, and your smokeables well stocked, you can progress in peace knowing you will ultimately reach your desired destination.
When it comes to work, you may be feeling like a cog stuck in the machine: Spinning nowhere fast in an endless grind. It might sound cliche at first, but you are in control stoner Cancer; you can be the change you want to see. Whether you see the stash jar half full or half empty is just a matter of perspective. If worklife is feeling like a slow burn, figure out what you need to do to turn up the heat! Maybe there is a passion project you’ve been dreaming about for a while. Well it’s time to turn these herbally inspired ideas into action! Enlist like minded peers who share your aspirations. Together you can bring innovation to daily operations, and lift the company to a higher level of accomplishment and efficiency. At the end of the day, you don’t always have to envy greener grasses stoner Cancer, sometimes all it takes is a little more effort, and investment, to make your own garden flourish.
Stoner Cancer this month your home will be a vibrant hub of beautiful chaos. It’s a high likelihood that the stoner fam, and your closest cannabis companions, will choose your house as the designated smoke spot for October. While you might welcome the company, and the smoky nights spent with your best buds, don’t let it come at the expense of your own needs. Speak up stoner Cancer. If you need a break from the social scene, take one. It’s always nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes what you really need is to sit alone in a quiet space, and pack a bowl for you.
Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted! Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles. While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months. Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon. Stay diligent until the job is done. Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor. You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free! And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations.
Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green. Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season. Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing. Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now! Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business. Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie. If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer. But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.
When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either. Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer. Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers. The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective. My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges. As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation.