Aries

Fire Sign – The Ram – March 21 – April 19

Stoner Aries is the youngest of the Zodiac. The stoner Ram matches their youthful enthusiasm with bold straightforward actions. This stoner would be voted most likely to start the smoke circle session, and probably knows where all the adventurous smoke spots are located.

Passionate and headstrong, stoner Aries avoid the complexities of life. Thus they should avoid deep Indica strains. Couchlock stuck in their own head is not pleasant for an Aries. But at the same time, added beats of contemplation could lend the Aries much needed time and perspective to think things through more thoroughly.

A Sativa dominant hybrid would best match the attributes of the stoner Aries. Excellent for matching the energetic happy-go-lucky nature of an Aries, yet cerebral tones to assist in responsible decision making.

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Aries January 2015

The month of January will be a tough month for you Aries.  Just because you’re fiery, don’t blaze away all month and think you’ll make good tracks.  Beware of the negative energies working through you this month as you will not want to spoil the kushy emotional highs it has in store for you.

It may seem you want a vacation after all the holiday fuss.  Don’t pack those bags for Jamaica just yet.  As the Bob Marley song “Rat Race” says:  “you’ll feel the working mans woes” this January.  If you own your own business the mice will play when the cat is away!  Stay focused, check and recheck all details of your work to avoid any mishaps.  For those literally in the rat race of working for the man: Keep your head down and stay busy. It is not the month for attracting attention from management. In other words leave that dug out at home.

On a brighter side, all those hard hours of work will be smoothed over in the realm of your personal life.  All Rams will be a bit more charming this month.  So pack up your favorite piece and enjoy a little Indica and get cozy. Your romance should be on fire towards the end of the month.  Single? You’ve got the power of influence and charm working for you this month.  It’s time to go after that burning relationship you have been wanting.