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Aries October 2018

Stoner Aries October may feel as if you’ve finally exited the rat race only to be unceremoniously dropped into an episode of the Twilight Zone. There may be very strange days ahead for you in this period of finicky cosmic winds.

Despite strange days ahead, this will be an energetic period for you. You will find that for the tasks you take up, everything you need to accomplish them is within you. This energetic time isn’t just for your own benefit, but for those around you too. October is a time of service, to self to family, to your smoke circle, and to those you encounter in life who need it.

For this fickle month, even the best laid plans won’t help steer the course. And that’s alright, because you’ve got the skillz to pay the billz. Or shall I say the energy and instincts to react accordingly for changing situations, or spur of the moment opportunities. Embrace the chaos stoner Aries because positive action leads to positive results. On the flip side, turning a blind third eye to the opportunities or obstacles you encounter will surely lead to negative paths. React quickly and decisively, but do so with your cannabis companions in mind. You can help others in this time, but remember that path works both ways. Between you and yours and a packed bowl, there’s nothing you can’t achieve.

Your work sphere calls for action, decisiveness, and task mastery. Right now mulling over options could lead to unfavorable circumstances. Generally with decisions an herbal medicated mulling never hurts, but in the present you need decisive confident action. When in doubt, collaborate! Together, there’s nothing you and your crew can’t do.

The same theme applies to your personal sphere: action and decisiveness. Contemplate too deep and you could undo an opportunity, or enlarge an obstacle. For the single Aries, you’ll be entering a bright period of smoke circle expansion. Enjoy life, don’t worry about the significance of others, just enjoy them. For the partnered Aries, dive deep into family. Dependability can create unbreakable familial bonds. Strengthening those bonds will allow for expansion of influence in the future. With an earnest effort, all returns will be positive.

Aries September 2018

Stoner Aries, in the first month of fall you may be feeling like you are going nowhere fast. Instead of chasing after personal goals, you will feel more like a rat, running in a race you’re not sure you signed up for. But don’t be discouraged, Stoner Aries. Although it might take you longer to reach your final destination, be confident you will ultimately make it to wherever you want to go. The stars simply have a different path for you at this point in time. .

You have two ways you can respond to these unexpected detours, stoner Aries. You can complain and whine about how events didn’t happen exactly how you wanted them to; or you can light one up, burn one down, and remind yourself you are simply taking the scenic route. It’s usually a matter of perspective. If you don’t like the view, it won’t hurt to see things from a higher vantage point. You will not need to change your plans, only your attitude … and maybe the bong water on occasion won’t hurt.

Dedicate time specifically for meditative smoke sessions. Remember that those sacred flowers are there to help. In the workplace, they can help you find an agreed upon path forward. With direction obtained from your third eye wisdom, you will not waste precious energy on arguing. Time saved can be better spent working toward success.

Stick with the tried and true at work. September is not the time for pipe dreams. It is the time for a get-the-job-done approach. If you are able to remain focused on the bottom line while on the grind, there will be plenty of time later to burn some fresh green and savor the sweet flavor of success.

Stoner Aries keep the pipe packed and the hemp wick handy on all your worldly adventures. Avoid starting new projects at home. Summer has been a busy season with good momentum regarding personal relationships. So be sure to finish strong and avoid burnout with the end so near. Keep your best buds in mind when embarking upon any end-of-summer trips. You know your closest canna-companions are always ready to spark one up, and are forever down to ride.

Aries August 2018

Stoner Aries the stars have aligned in the final summer month to bless you with a psychic understanding of situations and opportunities surrounding you. Don’t think of this power as super-stoner psychic skills, but more like a finely tuned third eye vision. Nothing can sneak up on you in August! But to use this cosmic tool you must remain true to yourself and take care of your cosmic space suit. Confident, not cocky stoner Aries.

It’s time for the hard work and preparations of the past to come to fruition. The seeds planted long ago will now bear the sweet flowering fruit of your nurturing. Could this be professional advancement, or a new business adventure? Only you know stoner Aries because it will only come from the seeds planted in previous periods. Without the seeds of projects, ideas, or inspiration planted in the past, you will not have a positive garden of change to tend to in August. However, do not despair; this period is full of cosmic support even without preparations from the past. Learn from your mistakes! Pay close attention now more than ever to take advantage of opportunities and even plant new seeds for the future. With diligence now you will not miss out again on such a bountiful harvest of cosmic support.

Trust yourself and the blessings of the universe. Such a positive celestial position will be sure to offer many opportunities of companionship. However, be forewarned stoner Aries: These opportunities all come with responsibility. Do not receive blessings from the cosmos blindly without contemplation. Look at it this way: You always carry a pipe and a lighter for a stony adventure. Be sure to find the same preparedness for romantic encounters.

Enjoy the blessed time period stoner Aries. Be sure to stay hydrated and pack plenty of green for the road. If you question if something is too dangerous or risky, it probably is!

Aries July 2018

Stoner Aries be prepared for a high energy – high impact July. You will celebrate the birth of the United States with cosmic support for all aspects of freedom. So get the barbecue fired up and pack the bowls for blazing, you should expect one kick ass second summer month. #Merica

Our phones are amazing! Stoner Aries can you believe how much social interaction we can achieve with our fellow terrestrial astronauts through social media apps? From Instagram to Tumblr, there is an app for every lifestyle. Well, it’s time to take a break from scrolling feeds with an envious eye. July will be the month to get out and create your own post-worthy moments! Instead of chatting through snaps and DM’s, arrange actual meet-ups to explore the wonders of the world with your cannabis companions.

Entrepreneurial stoner Aries should expect a bright month filled with task execution and achievement. When there is space, meditate with a Sativa dominant species of the sacred herb. There is an idea or a project you have neglected or paused for a good reason. Now is the time to reassess!. July is the perfect month to pour yourself into completing big ideas. Toke about it with a friend or mentor. Sometimes a simple conversation flushes out the answers or directives that were simply hiding behind silence.

Stoner Aries stuck in the grind of our economic system will be blessed with universal insight in the second summer month. Spark one up, and look deep inside yourself. How long has it been since you have truly asked yourself what you are interested in, and passionate about? Do these feelings and desires line up with your current occupation? The blessing of our vast economic system is the freedom to move. Nothing is holding you back stoner Aries! Once you find your passion, there is a job waiting that is aligned with your core desires. Big moves to high places are possible; you just have to envision it, research it, and execute steps towards it.

Aries June 2018

Stoner Aries many cosmic blessings await you in the first summer month. You can put the work sphere on auto pilot and focus on yourself and your love life! Work must be done, but it will all come from within yourself. Early in the month get in touch with your third eye through a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on communication, attention through observation, and understanding through empathy. June will be a period of growth and recuperation.

Universal support will be enough to tackle all obstacles in your way in the work sphere. Clear communication is all you need to see you through the first summer month. But remember stoner Aries, communication is the act of receiving a message as well as delivering it.

With work on cruise control, take advantage of the first month of summer! Get out in mother nature. Take a break from the pressure of society, and connect with the spirituality of the environment. A deep meditative smoke session out in nature will be a wonderful tool to help center and connect you with the oneness of all things. Allow the sacred herb to take you high in the clouds. See yourself and your place in society amongst your cannabis companions. Think of yourself floating high above the terrestrial plane in your own societal observatory. A closer look at a broader perspective will assist you in understanding your role within the hive.

Look deeper into your smoke circle. What are your intentions? Are these relationships more about the kind instead of your kind buds? Each one of us has our own role to play as terrestrial astronauts populating our cosmic spaceship named Earth. Perhaps you will see more in your cannabis companions once you look past the smoke clouds. For committed Aries this deeper dive into those around you could lead to meaningful and loving experiences. For single Aries, this compassionate second look might lead to a smoke circle expansion, and thus more possibilities of love. Perhaps that love interest has been a canna-bud all along, but the smoke clouds obscured your attention.

Aries May 2018

Stoner Aries, you can expect this particular month of May to be straight fire! You have the sun at your back and green pastures at your feet. However, this doesn’t mean you won’t have to grind. It would be silly to assume that gardens yield spectacular harvests without getting your hands dirty. Be prepared to get a little messy this month Stoner Aries. The world is your garden and you have plenty of work to do. To ensure efficiency is at its highest levels, you must tackle properly developed and planned projects. Once you have accomplished your current list of to-dos, you will have plenty of time remaining to burn through your net passion project.

Stoner Aries there will be more hours in the days in May. Your biggest challenge will be to determine how you will spend them. Opportunities are only as rewarding as your willingness to take them. If you are in a position of leadership, it will be even more important for you to take initiative prompting those you lead to pursue spectacular successes. However, this may require you to be stern with subordinates who are not completely convinced such great feats can be accomplished. Be kind, but be candid. Whether you are leader of the pack, or working your way up the ladder, Stoner Aries, it will be important to keep the peace at work, and the peace-pipe at home. While there are certainly times when the two can mix, business and bud-ness should remain distinctly separate this month.

Whether single, or with a special stoner companion, you will have the opportunity to take time for self reflection. Take a chance on investing in yourself, Stoner Aries. Perhaps you will embark on hike to your favorite smoke spot. Or, you may indulge in an all-inclusive smoke session with your closest partners in chronic. Just remember, you have special someones who are relying on you to bring the goodness and the green. When others are involved, there will always be bumps in the short term, but you can rest assured there will be few bruises in the long run.

Aries April 2018

Stoner Aries universal influences will support a positive and prosperous April.  With Spring in full effect, it will be imperative to organize and complete projects already underway.  The full moon on the 31st of March represents an opportunity for the stoner Aries to cleanse the past and prepare for the future.

Think of the beginning of April as a vision quest.  Puff early and meditate often. See the year unfold.  Perhaps you can enhance your medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb by trying something new to connect with your inner voice.  An internal journey within a float tank is a wonderful conduit to better self understanding. Perhaps a long hike in the majesty of our terrestrial plane will inspire your vision.  Maybe a medicated hot yoga session is just what the doctor ordered to expel toxins and breathe in new energy. No matter the tools of your quest, find the time early in April to open your mind to your internal voice.  Seek your true desired direction.

Smoke some flower stoner Aries.  Dust off the leaves that clutter your environment, both external and internal.  Once your vision quest is complete, the next step will be to complete all projects already established.  Leaving loose ends can trip you up as you run toward your future. You will find the pace of your work and mental analysis will increase tremendously now that you have found your true direction.  What can you do now to reach this vision? Once you have your direction established and work in progress completed, waste no time in executing forward progress toward your future.

Don’t spend all your time in a yurt on a mountain top visualizing your future stoner Aries.  After your vision quest early in the month it will be crucial to connect with your cannabis companions, loved ones, and smoke circle acquaintances.  It’s possible these connections will help actualize the vision of your future.

Aries March 2018

Stoner Aries the March period will once again be a thematic continuation of the first two months of 2018. So let’s recap the important points of the February stoner horoscope. Trust in yourself, do not rely on others. Do not try to solve the mystery of paranoid smoke clouds, move on quickly to the task or direction in front of you. A steady pace should be kept, no racing or jumping ahead.

How did you do with your cosmic mission in February? There is plenty of universal support and positive planetary influences surrounding you. In the end, your happiness or sense of accomplishment all lies within your sphere of influence. Once again balance and an even pace will be important as you navigate terrestrial obstacles. A nice balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be your rocket fuel as you dance amidst the stars. Moderation will also be an important aspect to your meditative smoke sessions. Blasting off with too much fuel may send you off course and too close to the searing sun.

You should feel confident within the work sphere in March. Keep in mind my lovely Aries, an even pace does not mean relaxed. All tasks and obstacles should be dealt with directly. With concentration and a willful intent there will be no obstacles that hold you back. Stay on task. Take other’s opinions and analysis into account, but remain steadfast in the intent and goal of your mission.

Be forewarned stoner Aries, there will be moments in March where you will feel like you are traveling in a bumper car. Negative energy may not directly impact your situation, but as a cannabis companion is negatively impacted, that energy may careen into your sphere of influence. Once again, solving the mystery of the situation will not be as important as moving forward dealing with the dilema. Inhale, breathe, and let it be.

Aries February 2018

Stoner Aries the February time period will be a continuation of what you were able to establish in January. This can be a positive period filled with personal growth and achievement. Speed and pace will be important to monitor. A balanced hybrid strain should be your go-to sacred herb for the month. It will be important to maintain a steady pace chasing after your goals. Avoid racing ahead or a serious crash may occur. Avoid lethargy or opportunity may pass you by. Everything you need to achieve your goals is within yourself.

February will be rolled up with mystery, just like a kief topped joint. Be forewarned stoner Aries, do not turn the mysteries of February into puzzles that need to be solved. Planetary influences will support you in your endeavors. When plans change it will be more important to deal with the new direction than figuring out the hows and whys behind the change. Proceed with confidence. Do not get stuck over analyzing minutia or interpreting paranoid smoke clouds.

Stoner Arians should expect progress in the workplace as warm cosmic winds will bring a comfort during the winter month. Do not mistake this for good fortune however. Diligence and concentration will be required to reap the benefits of this warm cosmic breeze. There will be no problem or obstacle you cannot solve as long as you keep your third eye open and alert. As advised in January, a change in approach will serve you well against pesky problems.

Don’t get caught without a packed bowl for your travels. You will not find support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts this month stoner Aries. Do not pass off important tasks or crucial decisions to any cannabis companions. Your steady pace, positive attitude, and confident demeanor will be the cure for any situation that arises. Remember stoner Aries, it’s not a mystery, just the circumstance.

Aries January 2018

Stoner Aries should expect to experience an intense beginning to the 2018 new year; intense, but enjoyable in the same breath. You are likely to discover new insights into the inner workings of those closest to you, but be assured the greatest lessons learned will be in the realm of self realization. Be warned, however, not all of your discoveries will be positive in nature. However, as the first sign of the stoner Zodiac, you need to remember you are in direct control when it comes to how you respond to these situations. Sometimes in life you may not get the best grade of smoke, but you can always upgrade your smoking device. The point is these are the times when it is more effective to change your approach, not the problem.

While the weather this time of year often motivates people to stay inside where it is warm and cozy, you can still make productive use of this time. You certainly want to avoid couchlock or becoming stagnant. This down time is the perfect opportunity to make plans for when the weather warms and spring brings back the sun. Stick to the sativas, Stoner Aries, they will help keep you moving, at least mentally. You have plenty of creative ideas that you need to get down on paper, the cerebral highs of sativas will magnify these tendencies, as well as help keep you motivated when chasing fervently after your goals.

Avoid unnecessary conflict in the workplace. Although this advice is good year round, January is likely to bring additional troubles. The good news is most problems you encounter can be easily cleared up by using your words. The worst thing to do is to waste energies or engage in arguments over simple misunderstandings that could have been avoided if all parties involved took the time to actually hear what the other were trying to say.

When it comes to loved ones or lovers, Stoner Aries, the best you can do is to be a good listener. It isn’t going to hurt to have the peace pipe ready with a freshly packed bowl, it can be a great equalizer. Undeniable is the truth that “sharing is caring.” You may even change someone’s day for the better without even knowing it. While others will certainly benefit from your kindness, there is a great deal you will gain by considering your friends’ and family’s perspectives when contemplating your life, the universe, and everything. As much as possible, do not rush to make decisions. Be sure to weigh potential outcomes before taking action, and when possible get a second opinion on the bigger choices that may result in more substantial transformations.