Aquarius

Air Sign – The Water-Bearer – January 20 – February 18

The stoner Aquarius is the fired up activist within the smoke circle. They are the stoner star sign most likely to bring conspiracy theories to the smoke session conversation. Although eccentric and nonconformist in their lifestyle and attitude, the stoner Aquarius is always ready to match bowls and toke time for others.

The stoner water-bearer always keeps a portable smoke kit on hand. They never know when a protest might break out, or the next turn in their eccentric adventure. These terrestrial tokers are considered aloof by many star signs. With all the large changes required in the world, who has time for pleasantries!

The Bubba Kush Indica strain is a perfect match for the complex Aquarius. Large perspectives and elaborate concepts are not lost on this stoner. However, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can ground the stoner Aqaurius, and help them to slow down to appreciate immediate surroundings.

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Aquarius January 2015

Aquarius, you are very aware of one the most primal stoner protocols — if there is Green in the mix then the rules are as follows:  puff…puff…pass!  Although you are not one to pass the offer to share a bowl, you will find that being more selective with who you’re tokin’ up with will give you more chance to grow specific relationships, particularly that special smoke buddy.  This doesn’t mean you have to give up smoking circles. But, as the circle shrinks to a square, then a triangle, you will eventually come to the realization that the closest distance between two points is a straight line.  Once there are fewer distractions in the way, you will discover yourself ready for a new kind of relationship, even if it’s just the next level with your current love affair.
Remember, Aquarius, that there are worse things to have to admit than to say, “I don’t know.”  Due to your vast canvas of contacts, you are surrounded by endless knowledge and advice.  Don’t be afraid ask for help.  If a person’s garden gets bugs, wouldn’t they be much better off asking a more seasoned grower if they know any tips or tricks?  Instead of wasting time trying to pick off your problems one by one, it’s much better to work with a partner to figure out a solution that tackles the whole problem.  When this lesson is realized, even a stoner’s biggest problems will be up in smoke.