Aquarius

Air Sign – The Water-Bearer – January 20 – February 18

The stoner Aquarius is the fired up activist within the smoke circle. They are the stoner star sign most likely to bring conspiracy theories to the smoke session conversation. Although eccentric and nonconformist in their lifestyle and attitude, the stoner Aquarius is always ready to match bowls and toke time for others.

The stoner water-bearer always keeps a portable smoke kit on hand. They never know when a protest might break out, or the next turn in their eccentric adventure. These terrestrial tokers are considered aloof by many star signs. With all the large changes required in the world, who has time for pleasantries!

The Bubba Kush Indica strain is a perfect match for the complex Aquarius. Large perspectives and elaborate concepts are not lost on this stoner. However, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can ground the stoner Aqaurius, and help them to slow down to appreciate immediate surroundings.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Aquarius you will have to grasp an interesting concept in December that flies in the face of our terrestrial programming.  December 31st marks the end of the year and the first winter month. We are programmed to think so much in terms of time periods. The concept of new beginnings between years, that in reality are merely minutes apart, is an interesting human construct.  Any labeled time period for that matter is simply for organization and communication purposes, when in reality we all live one moment to the next in an ever changing reality. Ok, let me put down my joint, and get to the point: A new cosmic phase of influence is coming right now stoner Aquarius.  Do not wait until January to shift into a new period of thought and expectations.

But wait, there’s more!  Not only are you entering a new phase of planetary influence, but this phase is filled with cosmic challenges and obstacles.  But don’t fear my stoner Water Bearer, you won’t drown from this new cosmic influence. All challenges and obstacles will be within your ability to solve and overcome.  Puff puff pass on the stress, and seek confidence in self. Your stoner prescription for December will be a heavy does of the sacred Sativa strain. As you enter this new phase you will need focus and attention.  Use the sacred Sativa strain as a catalyst to maintain clarity of thought and vision as you roam the terrestrial plane.

Find time for a medicated meditative smoke session early in the month.  As we humans like to do with the beginning of a new year, this new phase in December is an opportunity for new beginnings.  The sacred Sativa strain will assist with energy to begin and stick to a new plan. As with any new beginning or change of directive, discipline and awareness are key.  There is no time for excuses or couch-lock in December stoner Aquarius.

This is your warning or your wake up call!  Discipline is the key to this new beginning.  Developing good habits is an important start to any high minded plan.  Furthermore, getting off to a positive start increases the likelihood of success and happiness.  Avoid overspending during this holiday season stoner Aquarius. An excessive financial burden could add unneeded stress to your new beginning.  Find gifts from the heart instead of the wallet. Not only will you save money, but your cannabis companions will appreciate you even more.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

What a year it has been stoner Aquarius. Hard work, stressful support, and the various adventures of life have worn you down. You may not even realize the rabid pace you have been pushing, but a careful look back to previous periods will clearly show your enormous efforts. But there is good news for the final Fall month; November brings an opportunity to rest and recharge the spacesuit for future cosmic adventures.

Stock the stash jar with your favorite sacred Indica strains. Rest, recuperation, and self appreciation will be the themes of your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

First, let’s rest stoner Aquarius. Look back on the rapid pace of past periods. At some point you have to get off the hype train, and toke some time at a peaceful destination. Find cozy and comfortable moments with only yourself and your pipe. Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and seek restful moments of relaxation. Rest, heal, repeat.

Second, actively seek recuperative measures this month. You have been trimming obstacles and grinding tasks at a relentless pace. The current planetary alignment supports slowing down, and toking time for self. Seek enjoyable experiences that don’t require a to-do list of preparations. Perhaps as simple as trying that restaurant you’ve had your eye on. Possibly an afternoon away to seek that stellar smoke spot from a mountain vista. Whatever you come up with, make sure it is at a relaxed pace, and be sure to pack a kind bowl for the soul.

Finally, you must use this cosmic break in relentless action to appreciate yourself. A solo day trip with a powerful sacred edible could provide the necessary connection between your outward intentions, and your inner desires. Often we use the sacred herb to view the terrestrial plane from a higher perspective. This month, be sure to include your place in this cosmic analysis. A kind heart, and empathetic attitude must be cast inward to appreciate and love thy self stoner Aquarius.

Once these restful and recuperative actions are complete, your cosmic spacesuit will be ready to launch toward new endeavors. For now, rest, heal, repeat stoner Aquarius.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

Although temperatures are cooling, the stoner Aquarius’ spirit will be as lifted as ever. Throughout the month you can expect to soar! Flying higher than a kite, riding the supportive cosmic winds to new elevations. Keep in mind however, other stoner signs may have different influences impacting their lives; not everyone will be met with such good fortune in the second Fall month. Tread carefully and avoid unsolicited advice. Best intentions and desire to help can backfire, and be seen as invasive or critical. During these times, the best remedy is to be a friend with a packed bowl and open ears. Sometimes your presence and fresh nug is all that is needed to raise up downtrodden spirits.

The stoner Aquarius runs the risk of emotional breakdown if this advice is ignored . Your reaction to the struggles of a cannabis companion could cause a strong reaction from them, and the cycle continues until everyone is brought down to further lows. This downward spiral of expanding negativity could be avoided by simply invoking the power of the peace pipe. Allow everyone to tend to their own struggles. Instead of advice and instruction, light one up and puff puff pass through the rough times together.

Unfortunately, external actions do not always match with our inner workings stoner Aquarius. Internal insecurities can dampen positivity and passion if investments are not made into proper self care. Maintain upward momentum through a consistent routine of herbal meditations and marijuana musings. Find a hybrid strain close to 50/50, or one leaning a little heavier to Sativa. When you feel your mood dipping the Sativa attributes can help put the pep back in your step. If you feel like your head is too high in the clouds, the Indica influence can be the mellowing medicine needed to balance even the worst manic maladies.

Positive cosmic winds in October could provide the propellant to settle old scores with cannabis companions and loved ones, or even blaze new trails with the team at work. Communication and healing should be at the heart of emotional engagement. This doesn’t necessarily mean romantic emotions, but emotional intelligence and compassion will be the crux of long lasting partnerships. Just like a small seed needs to be planted in nutrient rich soil and tended to by many green thumbs, supporting each other creates a strong foundation for seemingly endless interpersonal and occupational growth.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aquarius September will mark a period of great transition. Courage has been building like water behind a dam. This month the dam finally gives way. Bold decisions will be allowed to flow freely to their natural progressional position.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce confidence. Repeat the mantra of famed psychologist Stewart Smalley, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gonit people like me.” This change has been building for some time. The planets have aligned to create a window of opportunity that supports this bold move. Seek clarity of insight with a balanced hybrid sacred strain this month. Find the inspiration of the creative Sativah, and the nerve soothing chill of the Indica. You will need emotional balance to execute this physical change.

Of course this transformation will be unique to each stoner Aquarius. No matter the size or depth of the decision, each stoner Aquarius must seek the confidence and resolve to execute their grand plan. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout the month. Solo sessions are advised, but sometimes a deep intimate session with a cannabis companion can inspire confidence, and strengthen resolve.

Whether your grand change is as large as moving your physical location, or as basic as a new hairstyle, the effects of this change will reverberate through multiple perspectives. Fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will now see you differently, and perhaps you will see yourself in a new light as well. Confidence in self and understanding of shifting perspectives will be a large aspect of the meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Smoke on this stoner Aquarius: You cannot control the reaction of cannabis companions, but you can control your expectations of their reaction. Limit your expectations, and focus on yourself.

One big blessing of this transformative period will be the potential additions to your expanding smoke circle. Tons of fellow midnight tokers and backyard puffers will be buzzing about. You may not be able to puff puff participate in every pot pow-wow, but the options and opportunities will be like a warm smile from a new friend.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

The opening days of August will have most stoner Aquarius feeling that something is askew. If this is the case, the bad news is that the stoner Aquarius will have only themselves to blame. These funky and depressive phases are born out of trying to compete with, or compare yourself to, your cannabis companions, or even stoney strangers. Remember, there will always be someone who will have more fun, more energy, or more success than you. Don’t dwell! This stoned cold truth is not meant to get you down, but rather to reveal this notion: There is no need to get caught in the haze of what others are doing. Instead, focus on your own accomplishments. Ruminations will only result in a restless mind, and will be detrimental to personal progress.

While the forecast is looking cloudy for the first part of the month, rest assured there are brighter days on the horizon. The early start may be marred with difficulties and a healthy dose of depressed contemplation. However, the latter half will be a welcomed contrast bringing relief from anxiety, and personal successes in the form of spiritual growth. The full moon on the 15th will mark a literal and figurative split between the pains and pleasures of the period.

You are not helpless stoner Aquarius. The feeling of being lost or left behind can be all consuming. But, you have the power of choice. So puff, puff and pass on the internal judgements. Seek comfort and healing in the sacred herb. When the opportunity arises, seek comfort with your best buds or cannabis cohorts.

You know yourself best stoner Aquarius: If socializing is not the best cure for your summer blues, know that there is equal comfort and honor to be found in solo smoke sessions. Whether it’s passing a Jay with the smoke circle, or packing solo bowls in your safe place, pursue your peace and puff towards your bliss stoner Aquarius.

In the end, this month will be a practice in perspective. Whether through medicated meditation or making the most of the summer sun, the season will be a mirror into being your best self. Once it is understood that perspective is only how you view yourself within our human experience, then you can you truly progress. Improve your self, and reveal to the cosmos all that you can accomplish.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Aquarius summer is in full bloom. You can expect every meaning of the word to manifest in excess this season. You are heating up and should make necessary preparations for the hot streak that is your future. It will be important to nurture your physical needs first; then proceed full speed ahead with your mission of channeling creativity into a greater, greener cosmos. Maintaining a well nourished, and hydrated cosmic spacesuit will keep your spirits feeling fresh, your mind finely tuned. Hydration is crucial as you embark upon a real life game of chutes and ladders. You can expect a persistent series of ups and downs. Ease the mind and rest assured stoner Aquarius. Burn one down and light one up when necessary. Vertical progress will be high and frequent, with downward slides being few and with only shallow dips.

Hard work and concentration will be required for every success in the work field. During July there will be overwhelming opportunities, with what might feel like too little time. Call upon the sacred herb to maintain a can-do attitude while creating cosmic beauty all around you. It’s advised you stick to Sativa or Sativa dominant hybrid strains this month. This prescription will invoke inspiration, and boost energy to help you multitask your way to higher levels of achievement. Puff puff plan to feel overwhelmed at times; the month really does hold that much potential and promise. Don’t forget to stop and smoke the flowers stoner Aquarius. Checking off the to-dos and completing grand projects should be a priority; but it is also important we take the time to acknowledge and admire our accomplishments. After a job well done, you can enjoy a joint well rolled while preparing for your next series of successes.

Between the work realm and home life, the theme of the season will be shared: Knowing when to give freely, and when to hold something back. You do not need to reveal every ingredient of your secret-to-success sauce. Some sneaky peekers may try to overtake your operations if they know your inner workings. While you want to help the group as a whole, sometimes it’s okay to leave a little something to mystery. When it comes to your cannabis crew, you will always find truth in the saying “sharing is caring.” By the end of the month, you may notice your smoke circle has grown. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw like minded tokin’ terrestrial astronauts into your orbit, and together your cosmic adventures will bloom bright for all to admire.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Inhale, breathe deep, and let it be stoner Aquarius. The month of June sets up to be a reparative relaxed time. The planets have aligned into a calm configuration where troubles and obstacles will be resolved with ease and without harm. All strains of the sacred herb are at your disposal this month. With this calm cosmic configuration, focus can confidently be placed on internal ambitions.

The first summer month may feel like time is slowing down for the stoner Aquarius. However, this won’t be the case for all your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. The key to June will be understanding and perspective. Not just understanding the pace of others, but also understanding your own internal situation. Do not expect others to travel at your pace, and certainly avoid any pressure to match their speed. Live and let live, or smoke and let smoke can be your motto in June.

Keep your stash jar loaded stoner Aquarius. Puff puff pass on the stress of a deadline, and sink deep into internal contemplation. Thorough analysis of an obstacle or situation will lead you down the best path to success and progression. June will not require you to morph into a stoner Buddha, or a weed infused philosopher; but the business and personal spheres will be best navigated with your thinking cap firmly fitted.

During this melodic and methodical period, toke time for meditative smoke sessions focused on self. Keen insights will be gained during June, drawing you closer to your internal self, motives, and destiny. With the right blend of the sacred herb and introspection, the stoner Aquarius could reach internal breakthroughs that launch them toward progress in future time periods. Blast off my deep thinking terrestrial astronaut. Cosmic understanding will be found at the deep edges of yourself.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Aquarius the final Spring month is upon us. This means more sun, and more hours to get things done. You will have no problem filling up your calendar with adventure and tasks. But if you feel like the to-do list is too much to handle, please remember this mantra for May: Stay calm, and smoke on. Be confident, you will be in no short supply of grit and energy to get the job done. In fact, you will likely be working on more than one task at a time. While there are circumstances when it is better to tackle obstacles one after the other, May is the period for setting high goals, and putting forth maximum grind. Multitasking will be crucial in order to unleash your greatest potential.

While you are unleashing your mind and body conquering conflicts, and creating lasting results, do not neglect the spirit stoner Aquarius. In between spurts of success, take time to pause, pack a bowl, and ponder the future change you would like to see. Contemplative meditation with the sacred herb will be a must during this arduous journey. Exercising the brain and refueling the soul will be crucial to help envision the magic you wish to manifest. Keep the sacred stash jar loaded, and your closest partners-in-chronic on speedial. Working hard will be the secret sauce in this month’s recipe for success, but you will not get much accomplished if you are weary and worn down.

When it comes to the work sphere, any and all positive changes will be possible. Toke time to contemplate the change you would like to see by invoking the help of herbal inspirations. Remain focused on desired outcomes. Like the other aspects of your life, the universe, and everything, work will be one wild and rewarding ride. Keep the momentum flowin’ and those bowls a glowin’ stoner Aquarius.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: Do not use a sledgehammer when a gentle nudge is all that is needed. Brute force will not work in May. Remain fluid, and use your adaptive skills to work your way through tenuous circumstances. While strength can be an asset, skillful direction of perspective and perseverance will produce stronger results. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, every investment will blossom, and will be a part of the perennial process of progress.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since the stars do not have a path already charted, you will be the captain of your own vessel, and ultimately responsible for your final destination. So stoner Aquarius, chart a course, have a backup plan just in case, and set sails on your merry way. Since you are not on any particular timeline, you are invited to take the scenic route. Grab the snack pack, your favorite travel tokin’ piece, and take as many smoke breaks as you want. Whether you spend time getting hazy at your favorite smoke spot, or discover new lands to take herbal vacations, in April everywhere will feel like home. All this positive power will come as long as you are willing to adapt to new surroundings.

Remember stoner Aquarius, old endeavors can always lead to new beginnings. April represents a shift in cosmic phases. Problems or failed investments from the past will give way to new challenges and lucrative opportunities. Sometimes what we need most is not a change of scenery, but a shift in vantage point. It’s okay, and sometimes required, to hit the reset button. For you stoner Aquarius, this may mean retreating with a deep solo smoke session in order to meditate and get some ‘me time’. Or, you could seek a more social spiritual setting, and gather the cannabis crew to share the sacred herb. Whatever your approach, do not be afraid to invest the time needed to advance your story to the next chapter.

In matters close to home and the heart, be sure to solve conflicts efficiently. Don’t let issues fester or get out of control. It is easier to pull the weeds before they become unmanageable. Information is crucial in this sphere. As situations change, so might how you respond. Assess before you react in ways you might regret. Whether it’s an apology, renewed investment into better communication, or simply listening, don’t put it off. When in doubt smoke-it-out stoner Aquarius. If things get heated between you and your cannabis companion, harness the fire and burn a joint instead of burning bridges! In some situations take a break from the conflict, and try to find a little peace with your favorite piece. Once everyone is on the same level, you may have trouble remembering what the issue was to begin with.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Aquarius you will go through the month of March with pep in your step, and plenty of green in your pipe. So don’t worry, be happy. After all, what’s there to be down about? The birds are singing a song of love to announce the arrival of spring, and flowers are starting to bud. The cosmos will offer universal support in all matters of the heart. Not only in the romantic sense, but with friends and familial relationships as well. Your good vibes and attitude will be contagious. Your aura is sure to attract more positive minded canna-buddies, than negative naysayers. We cannot always stop the haters from hating, but you can choose who you include in your smoke circle. If you are selective with your strains, and who you decide to smoke them with, you will always be able to rise above the fray.

The work sphere will be all about collaboration this month. While you are ultimately responsible for the quality of your work, teaming up will mean more minds for troubleshooting the tough issues. This will allow you to break down big daunting tasks into smaller manageable assignments. Whether your peers at work are cannabis enthusiasts, or straight edge entrepreneurs, partnering up will open endless opportunities and help maximize creative energy. Now is the time to take a chance on ideas that may have previously sounded too far on the fringe. Those stoner Aquarius’ who are willing to explore the edges of creativity and implement unconventional strategies, will reach greater levels of success in March. Save the tokin’ for appropriate times stoner Aquarius. Not everyone is good with the ganja; so get a feel for collaborator’s comfort level before you invite them to spark one up.

Stoner Aquarius you have too much good will going to let the haters get you down. Stand up for yourself, and share your kindness with all those you encounter. And with those who are down to light one up, be generous with your sacred herb. Take time to soak in all the wonders of the world. March will include perfect moments of reflection to count your blessings. You don’t have to look for greener gardens stoner Aquarius; you are already surrounded by a thriving, lush environment. Be sure to toke time to smoke a bowl for the soul: Sometimes you need to look inward to better understand the outer world around you.