Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months.  Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon.  Stay diligent until the job is done.  Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor.  You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free!  And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations.

Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green.  Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season.  Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing.  Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now!  Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business.  Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie.  If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer.  But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.  

When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either.  Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer.  Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers.  The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective.  My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges.  As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation. 

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