Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Cancer you spent the last month moving at a mile a minute, soaking up the sun, and finding the sweetest smoke spots.  While you should keep blazing trails, and continue your stoney adventures, August should also be a time to take pause.  Toke time to reflect on where you’ve been, so you can look forward to where you want to go.  In other words my lovely stoner Crab:  Make sure you set aside time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  You don’t have to be a master of meditation, just light one up, mellow out, and connect with your inner self.  You may be happy with what you find stoner Cancer.  But, these short, yet frequent, moments of introspection can help you keep your chakras aligned, and deepen your Zen state of mind.  The greater your bliss, the better you will be able to share your positive vibrations with your stoner family.

You have accrued substantial karma points with your work performance so far in 2020.  Although it wasn’t always easy, your persistence, and dedication has meant successful outcomes in all of your endeavors.  Stoner Cancer now it is time to cash in on your hard work and investment.  While you can thank the sacred herb for helping you rise above, you only have yourself to thank for moving higher up the ranks in the workplace.  You might finally get the position you have been working towards, or maybe it’s time to completely change your surroundings with a new company.  However you decide to switch it up, you will find yourself in a better position to showcase your abilities, and can expect more green on payday.  

Stoner Cancer, do you believe in a thing called love?  You should!  Whether it’s your lifelong partner-in-chronic, smoke circle friends, the canna-fam, or your newest cannasseur compatriot, good vibes and kind buds will be the common thread that ties you all together.  It’s summer after all; temperatures and spirits are only going to get higher.  Bumps and bruised feelings are always a possibility, but with a little help from your favorite strain, and the peace pipe, any obstacle can be overcome.  With everyone floating along on a happier, higher frequency, you can get back to what really matters:  Spending time tokin’, talkin’, and puff puff passing the smoke-filled summer days.

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