Aries Stoner Horoscope December

Countdown to blast off stoner Aries!  The final push to the new year will see cosmic waves of strength and energy propelling you forward toward your future you.

Seek balance my rambunctious Ram throughout the month with hybrid strains of our sacred herb.  Balance is the key to reaping the rewards of this fiery celestial influence.

A pure Sativa cannabis strain could tip the energy scale to obsessive heights.  Whereas a pure Indica cannabis strain could muddy the energetic gift from the heavens.  Thus, an old favorite like Gorilla Glue would be the best bud for your stash jar this month.

Know yourself stoner Aries.  If you feel your cannabis consumption detracting from the mission of the day, perhaps you need to tone down the psychoactive THC element for the more medicinal CBD properties.  

With bold energetic cosmic winds filling your sphere, even a confident stoner Ram could get anxiety wiggles.  A bowl of ACDC can settle the soul in those most important moments.

Don’t hesitate to get experimental stoner Aries.  Find the right balance for you.  Maybe a little bit of this bud mixed with a little bit of that bud will bring you in tune with the wonderful world around you.

All this talk of balance and internal harmony is important.  The cosmic energy being thrust in your direction this month will be focused on getting things done.  

This will mean different things for different stoner Aries.  Perhaps one stoner Aries might dive head deep into that studious project of knowledge.  Another Aries might find the momentum to complete that big home project they are working on.

With the right balance of support from the sacred herb, perhaps you will be a multi-tasking master, and harness the energy to do it all.

Finally stoner Aries, toke time to contemplate with your cannabis copilot before you lock horns with fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Don’t shy away from authenticity, but be empathetic and mature in delivery.  There is too much to get done this month to mess around with smoke circle dramatics.

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