Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Aquarius March sets up to be a dynamic period.  The current planetary alignment sets up favorably for the stoner Water-Bearer.  But slow your roll, this slanted cosmic focus may not predict outcome, only direction.  All eyes are on you. Imagine the perfectly rolled joint was just lit, and you are in possession with many smoke circle acquaintances waiting anxiously.  The current cosmic influence will be like a spot light shining directly on you stoner Aquarius. All of your fancy features, and ugly warts will be exposed in March.

The spot light is on!  Let’s accentuate the positive, and dampen the negative.  It’s up to you whether the cosmic influence ends up being a friend or foe to progress in March.  

Eccentric, Original, and Creative:

Wow, what wonderful traits, that have served you well in life stoner Aquarius.  These traits will be accentuated in March through this cosmic spot light. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce these dynamic characteristics.  A Sativa strain like Purple Haze will suit you well during the month. The energetic and creative qualities of this sacred strain will actively support your ambitious out-of-the-bong thinking.  Who knows what bright ideas or stoney solutions you will come up with!

Aloof, Abrasive, and Introverted:

Uh oh, this is the problem with the bright cosmic spot light shining down on you stoner Aquarius:  It will amplify ALL of your stoner traits. Furthermore, be forewarned that the exact herbal prescription for leaning into your positive traits will also further expose you to your less desirable traits.  With all of those creative ideas and plans smoked up in your head, how are you supposed to meet other stoner star sign’s expectations of timeliness and simple social pleasantries? Toke time to take a step back in the beginning of the month with a deep medicated meditative dive with an Indica strain.  Take a good look in the mirror during this sacred adventure. Make an effort to understand, and see with your third eye, the perspective of others. You see stoner Aquarius, you may not think of yourself as abrasive, and with internal intent in mind, you most certainly are not. However, other stoner star signs cannot see that internal intent hidden under the surface of your cosmic spacesuit.  To avoid over baked melodramas from this intense cosmic influence, you must seek understanding of the perception of your actions. Often, a friendly smile and simple words of clarification can get the job done, and keep the positivity puff puff passing along.

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