You have been grinding for a long time, Stoner Aquarius, and you will soon see the fruit from all your labor. The seeds you planted long ago, with a little extra help from the summer sun, will be ready to harvest soon enough. While others are short sighted and only look for instant gratification, you see the bigger picture. Because of your patience and diligence, you may have to wait a little longer than some to see your plans in full bloom, but you can be confident the payoff will be more than worth it.
While we can all agree: “Green is good.” This August, it will be better to stick with the simple motto: “Sharing is caring.” It is true it was your hard work and efforts which helped you achieve this current period of personal prosperity and success. However, you will benefit even more during this time of great growth and gain if you spread some of your good juju to your closest buds. After all, what’s better than a freshly packed bowl? Well, getting to share it with a friend of course.
Keep the good greens and the good vibes flowing Stoner Aquarius. This might require a little extra effort on your part during certain times this month. Others might be suspect of your generous actions, but remember there will always be critics. Your job is to remain kind, candid, and ready with some sticky bud when you or your closest cannabis companions need to chill out. With the help of a couple puffs from the sacred herb, when you find critics taking low blows, you can always rise above with a little help from your friends.
Stoner Aquarius know whatever you set your sights on, you can achieve it by just being you. You don’t have to pretend to be anything other than what you want to be, or do what you want to do. Whether you have your heart set on attracting the attention of that special stoner someone, or just want to strengthen your current relationship, you will succeed because of your honest efforts and persistent efforts. Once you figure out where you are headed, you will have plenty around you to join you on your stony adventures.
Stoner Taurus this August may be a good time to put the pipe down. Or rather, do your best to avoid couch-lock. You have the opportunity to make substantial advancements in both the personal and work spheres as long as you take the necessary actions to do so. No one is saying to completely avoid the sacred herb. Instead, harness its inspirational effects wisely.
Some of the obstacles in the final summer month will seem quite daunting at first glance. But, with a little creative thinking, you can break down large goals into smaller more manageable tasks. As long as you have a clear and defined game-plan, you will be nearly unstoppable. The key to success this month will be confidence stoner Taurus. There may be some challenges that appear almost impossible, but if you stick with the ‘make-it-smaller’ approach, you will be able to look back and wonder why you ever worried in the first place.
You should be confidant, Stoner Taurus, and for good reason! Celestial bodies are aligned and energy is flowing at maximum efficiency. Be bold when it comes to taking on leadership roles at work. Your peers are sure to notice your positive energy, and they will gladly offer support for your plans and visions. Now is the time to take chances! This does not mean you should be reckless, but rather know that unconventional approaches are much more likely to be successful during this period. Your accomplishments and efforts are sure to be noticed by the higher-ups at work. This might be just the attention needed to turn your current job into a career. Once you have fully embarked upon your path to the next level, you can take the time to take it down a notch. Spark up a celebratory bowl and enjoy unwinding with your favorite strain and favorite buds. Go make it happen stoner Taurus.
Taking chances applies to the realm of relationships too; perhaps even more so than work. As before, you have found a wonderful personal groove, and a new level of personal insight. This means you are deeply aware of what it is you want. With this expanded knowledge, pursue developing these deeper connections with your special cannabis companion. This might be your current partner, or one you will soon meet. Just know whomever you find to share that special bowl with, they should appreciate it as much as you do. Together you are sure to grow one chronic companionship, making others jealous of just how fire you two really are.
Pursue your happiness, Stoner Taurus, and you will find peace for yourself and those nearest to you. This sounds like obvious advice, but the emphasis is on the pursuit. It will require continuous efforts on your part, but the rewards will be worth it. Your persistence means you will be able to champion any obstacle, regardless of what ill ends the stars may have in store.
This means there will be many times you will need to be your own motivation and pick yourself up when circumstances threaten to bring you down. Well, you may not have to do it alone–our lady mary jane will be your canna-companion this month. While it is definitely going to be needed for you to relax with tokes of the marijuana smoke, it is even more important you avoid couch-lock. This is why slow burning your favorite sativa can provide the precise motivation needed to get back to blazing your own trails. Stay energized, alert and adaptive, Stoner Taurus and you will always find your way back to the path towards success.
Being flexible can mean the difference between accomplishment and failure. This can mean letting your mind wander. If you are feeling unsure of what your next move should be, take a break. Take a stroll with a freshly packed bowl and have no particular destination in mind. Such an open forum for thought will allow you to ‘unfocus’ on all the little things. Once the smoke clears, you will see what is really important and where you need to focus your efforts. However, this approach comes with a warning label: too much time of misdirected musings can burn through a great deal of time. Figure out the appropriate balance early in the month and you will have enough resources to both imagine AND implement.
You will be called upon by both coworkers and family to become the voice of reason during trying times this month. If you are fortunate enough to be able to share, it is advised to make an offering of the peace pipe. Things are not likely to get to the point where there is no cure, but they are sure to get a bit more chaotic than usual. Offering a time where you all can meditate together with the sacred herb will help everyone slow down and focus on the issues underlying the disputes. Sometimes we just need to get a little higher and we will find ourselves grounded once again.
Stoner Leo this June you can confidently expect the sun to be out, and positivity to be high. You should mentally prepare yourself early in the month to get ready for a period in which you will be on a serious grind. To maximize effectiveness in both your work and recreation, it will be important for you to complete all required tasks as quickly as possible. But, you still want to maintain a high standard in your work. Do not sacrifice quality simply for sake of saving time.
You will have the unique opportunity this month to make work fun. Relax and refresh your batteries at home by indulging in your favorite sticky green. A sweet sativa can help you unwind while at the same time getting you motivated to tackle the tasks of the day. Although you may be faced with an all-too-familiar itinerary of things to do, coming up with creative approaches to accomplishing these necessary tasks can make working hard feel like it’s hardly work at all.
Getting your to-dos done in a timely manner will pay off. Once your list of accomplishments is established, you will have more time to smoke and toke on the things you are passionate about. Perhaps you are secretly jealous of that one friend who is the designated blunt roller in your group of friends. Well, Stoner Leo, you will have plenty of time to improve your stoner skills, and become the pot-rolling professional you’ve always wished to be. Whatever your aspirations may be, it is important you stay active this month.
If you find yourself in a slump, it is only because you are being idle. The secret to happiness during this time of year is to challenge yourself with new endeavors and ever higher aspirations. It’s important for you to enlist the help of your closest partners-in-chronic when you embark on your summertime shenanigans. With so much positive energy flowing through you, it will be hard to ignore the urges to share your good fortune. Keep those good times coming by having the kind bud close at hand and the homies who are down-to-ride ready to roll. This summer promises to provide plenty of opportunities for your smoke circle to discover photo worthy smoke spots.
Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos? April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life. This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path. Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.
So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period. But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility. There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride. Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.
Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April. This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month. Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb. Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations. As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.
Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance. As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral. Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts. But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!
Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April. Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma. But don’t fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem. One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: No complaining. Dwelling or complaining about obstacles in your path may multiply their number.
First let’s remind ourselves about the true nature of communication. A message isn’t simply made up of content, but also receipt. In other words, the intent and substance of a message is dependent on the perception of the receiver. And this also works in the reciprocal.
April challenges will come in the form of miscommunication. During the month of 4/20, it will be likely that messages between loved ones and cannabis companions will be obscured by smoke clouds. Careful attention will be required to fan out the flames of potential problems. Without proper ventilation a simple misunderstanding could spark an emotional fire. Do what you can to clear the air and avoid obstructive smoke clouds. Put forth a concerted effort to see and hear your cannabis companions more clearly, and deliver your messages without cloudy obstructions.
Stoner Aquarius, you must apply the same diligence in communication with the work sphere. Clear communication with no equivocation must be your goal with coworkers and vendors. Leaderships requires acceptance of responsibility and a firm eye toward the detail of others. Just make sure to perform as you expect of others, or you will lose universal support due to hypocrisy.
In matters of love and the heart, you must go with the flow stoner Aquarius. Be yourself without inhibitions. Do not enter situations with expectations. Only disappointment will be found with pressure to achieve your lofty goals. The joy will be in the experience of the travel.
Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.
Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.
The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.
Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.
Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner Libra, there is plenty of positive aspects of a bright solar influence.
Pack a bowl full of the sacred Sativa species early and often. Quiet your mind, and allow your third eye to guide your meditative smoke sessions. Intuition and understanding have always been attributes of strength for the stoner Libra. In March this psychic understanding will be enhanced. Find every opportunity to quiet your surroundings and tune into your inner voice and your connection with the universe. This practice will help you avoid the scorching heat of extra sensitivity, and yet seek advantages in universal harmony.
Be active and be bold stoner Libra, but do so at a deliberate pace. March is the perfect period for planning projects and even starting new adventures. The energy from the solar influence will allow you to organize and receive a bounty of help from others. Blessed helpers may only require a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, pizza, and your companionship. Accomplishment will come from contemplative planning and collaborative execution.
Intuition and assertiveness will be the key to a harmonious personal life in March. Your meditative smoke session with the Sativa species will draw out ambition to solve problems. These problematic issues may not be from a current time period, but an old scab from a previous injury. March will be the perfect time to solve problems and overcome obstacles with family, lovers, and smoke buddies. You will be amazed at your power and influence in March stoner Libra. Trust your intuition, and feed your ambition. Just make sure to guard your sensitivities from hot solar flares.
Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.
Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.
You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.
The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.
Stoner Leo, this March, it will be beneficial to keep your pace at a slow yet persistent roll. And it won’t be a bad idea for you to roll one up often. Your to-do list is long, perhaps the winter months were a bit less productive than you originally thought. But, do not waste precious energies fretting over what didn’t get done. As we push through the final months of cold weather, you can remain optimistic you are heading into a hot streak! Whatever remains to be done or new endeavors you set out to accomplish, be confident you are more than ready to tackle any task you set your attentions to; and as you already know, there is much to do.
What you need now, Stoner Leo, is consistency. This is not the month to explore the vast universe of various strains and varieties of the sacred herb. Instead, the best advice is for you to find what works and stick with it. The overall recommendation is to find one or two sweet sativas which will help keep you motivated, mindful, and moving forward. If you do not already have one, it would be beneficial to keep a pen and notebook handy. You will have a plethora of creative ideas and solutions to problems and obstacles you are working on. However, it will be crucial to match each problem with an appropriate solution for success. Organization will be key to ensuring no effort is misplaced or wasted.
At home, it will be even more important for you to make sure every movement is deliberate and well calculated. Your interpersonal relationships will require some maintenance and your direct attention. Responding with your emotions should be avoided. You have a big heart Stoner Leo, but what will be required of you this month is your mindfulness. Your instinct will lead you to try to solve each problem head on. It will take a certain level of restraint, but sometimes the best approach is simply to have open ears and a freshly packed bowl. You may feel like those around you need a leader, but what will really help to get everyone through the daily grind is to be a kind bud.