Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos? April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life. This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path. Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.
So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period. But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility. There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride. Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.
Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April. This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month. Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb. Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations. As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.
Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance. As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral. Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts. But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!
Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April. Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma. But don’t fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem. One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: No complaining. Dwelling or complaining about obstacles in your path may multiply their number.
First let’s remind ourselves about the true nature of communication. A message isn’t simply made up of content, but also receipt. In other words, the intent and substance of a message is dependent on the perception of the receiver. And this also works in the reciprocal.
April challenges will come in the form of miscommunication. During the month of 4/20, it will be likely that messages between loved ones and cannabis companions will be obscured by smoke clouds. Careful attention will be required to fan out the flames of potential problems. Without proper ventilation a simple misunderstanding could spark an emotional fire. Do what you can to clear the air and avoid obstructive smoke clouds. Put forth a concerted effort to see and hear your cannabis companions more clearly, and deliver your messages without cloudy obstructions.
Stoner Aquarius, you must apply the same diligence in communication with the work sphere. Clear communication with no equivocation must be your goal with coworkers and vendors. Leaderships requires acceptance of responsibility and a firm eye toward the detail of others. Just make sure to perform as you expect of others, or you will lose universal support due to hypocrisy.
In matters of love and the heart, you must go with the flow stoner Aquarius. Be yourself without inhibitions. Do not enter situations with expectations. Only disappointment will be found with pressure to achieve your lofty goals. The joy will be in the experience of the travel.
Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.
Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.
The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.
Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.
Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner Libra, there is plenty of positive aspects of a bright solar influence.
Pack a bowl full of the sacred Sativa species early and often. Quiet your mind, and allow your third eye to guide your meditative smoke sessions. Intuition and understanding have always been attributes of strength for the stoner Libra. In March this psychic understanding will be enhanced. Find every opportunity to quiet your surroundings and tune into your inner voice and your connection with the universe. This practice will help you avoid the scorching heat of extra sensitivity, and yet seek advantages in universal harmony.
Be active and be bold stoner Libra, but do so at a deliberate pace. March is the perfect period for planning projects and even starting new adventures. The energy from the solar influence will allow you to organize and receive a bounty of help from others. Blessed helpers may only require a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, pizza, and your companionship. Accomplishment will come from contemplative planning and collaborative execution.
Intuition and assertiveness will be the key to a harmonious personal life in March. Your meditative smoke session with the Sativa species will draw out ambition to solve problems. These problematic issues may not be from a current time period, but an old scab from a previous injury. March will be the perfect time to solve problems and overcome obstacles with family, lovers, and smoke buddies. You will be amazed at your power and influence in March stoner Libra. Trust your intuition, and feed your ambition. Just make sure to guard your sensitivities from hot solar flares.
Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.
Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.
You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.
The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.
Stoner Leo, this March, it will be beneficial to keep your pace at a slow yet persistent roll. And it won’t be a bad idea for you to roll one up often. Your to-do list is long, perhaps the winter months were a bit less productive than you originally thought. But, do not waste precious energies fretting over what didn’t get done. As we push through the final months of cold weather, you can remain optimistic you are heading into a hot streak! Whatever remains to be done or new endeavors you set out to accomplish, be confident you are more than ready to tackle any task you set your attentions to; and as you already know, there is much to do.
What you need now, Stoner Leo, is consistency. This is not the month to explore the vast universe of various strains and varieties of the sacred herb. Instead, the best advice is for you to find what works and stick with it. The overall recommendation is to find one or two sweet sativas which will help keep you motivated, mindful, and moving forward. If you do not already have one, it would be beneficial to keep a pen and notebook handy. You will have a plethora of creative ideas and solutions to problems and obstacles you are working on. However, it will be crucial to match each problem with an appropriate solution for success. Organization will be key to ensuring no effort is misplaced or wasted.
At home, it will be even more important for you to make sure every movement is deliberate and well calculated. Your interpersonal relationships will require some maintenance and your direct attention. Responding with your emotions should be avoided. You have a big heart Stoner Leo, but what will be required of you this month is your mindfulness. Your instinct will lead you to try to solve each problem head on. It will take a certain level of restraint, but sometimes the best approach is simply to have open ears and a freshly packed bowl. You may feel like those around you need a leader, but what will really help to get everyone through the daily grind is to be a kind bud.
Stoner Gemini, as we progress toward the coming spring months and all the warmth and new growth they promise, it will be important to focus on the transformations happening within you. The best investment you can make of your energies is to strive towards striking a balance between your inner workings and your outer surroundings. Maintaining this delicate equilibrium is important as leaning too far in any particular direction may result in unnecessary setbacks in others. This does not mean every facet should be given equal attention, but rather each area should be allotted what is required for desired growth. Whatever can be done to help to align your chakras will be efforts well spent. This might mean meditating with just you, yourself, and mary jane. It could be gathering with the ganja and your closest buds to talk about life, the universe, and everything. You know best Stoner Gem, what is needed to bring you peace.
While March ushers in the Spring season and everything around you will be rapidly changing, it is crucial for you to maintain a steady and sustainable pace. You will certainly be grinding hard to achieve your goals, but don’t forget to make time to grind a fresh green bowl and reflect upon your successes. But, in the same vein, do not allow your accelerated pace to be the reason you experience accidents that were necessarily avoidable. This is to say, Stoner Gemini, you are skilled and capable of achieving your current goals, just don’t let your hubris be the very reason for your hardships. Whether you are your own boss, or are working your way up the ladder of success, you will have opportunities this month to invoke and implement new and creative approaches to the obstacle you encounter. Be sure to use these tasks to their greatest potential and show critics and supporters alike all you are more than capable of.
With regards to the romantic front, all will be peaceful if you allow it to be. This means it will be important to not create problems where there are none. At first this sounds obvious, but sometimes you are prone to overanalyzing the situation, Stoner Gemini. What is sometimes needed is a step back or a second glance. What initially seems daunting may appear less detrimental when you allow yourself the time to see the situation from a different angle. Do not be afraid to share these concerns with your canna-companion or those dearest to you. Remember that there is little that cannot be overcome by sharing a peace pipe filled with cannabis and the willingness to have an open and honest conversation.
Stoner Capricorn you must be ready to transform in March. Shed that larva like body and spread your beautiful wings. There will be many opportunities to float around like a social butterfly in March. Not every encounter will result in a lifelong cannabis companion, but each person has merit and something to contribute. Avoid a deep cloudy haze of overindulgence with the sacred herb. Keep your head and mood light. Each person in the smoke circle of life deserves an honest holistic interaction with you, and you will also benefit from being able to fully take in what each person has to offer.
March will be a month of action, but it is all up to you. Now is the time to execute that business idea you have. Stewart Smalley created a wonderful mantra, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.” Repeating this mantra during your meditative smoke sessions will help you navigate the busy social scene you will encounter. Confidence and love stoner Capricorn, not just for yourself, but others. Developing your own business, no matter what stage you are in, relies heavily on confidence. You must trust and believe in yourself stoner Capricorn. March is the time to progress and build that entrepreneurial project. Perhaps this new network of cannabis companions will assist you in your efforts.
Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or in a committed relationship, there will be enhanced opportunities in March to relate and communicate with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Partners in chronic will add a welcome and fresh perspective. Cannabuddies will offer insight to solve problems and enhance sticky situations. Be confident in your judgement, but some obstacles will require a little help from your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the joint, and listen to your cannabis companion’s point.
While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.
While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.
Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.
This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.
It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.
When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.