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Virgo December 2017

Stoner Virgo December will be like a warm dank Indica strain. The smell of this sweet sacred cannabis bud will put you into a trance. I’d like to think of you as a triple threat in December. The sacred herb can be consumed in so many ways. Maybe this is the month to venture out and try them all. Whether you vape, eat, or smoke the sacred herb, December will be a month to stay medicated.

Home may be the best place for you this month. Mercury is in retrograde again my dear stoner Virgo. And although this does not fall in your sign this time, it may still affect communications adversely. Taking a home bound strategy into this month may help counteract universal communication complications. Of course remember stoner Virgo, even with a home bound strategy you must still navigate communications with close cannabis companions and loved ones. I have a meditative exercise for you this month. It’s important to understand not just who you are, but also how others perceive you. Take time with the sacred herb to contemplate this aspect of self analysis stoner Virgo. You may see yourself as contemplative and logical in debate and problem solving, but others may only see the intensity of your delivery instead of your words.

December retrograde should be more manageable than the August time period; especially with a solid plan to combat the cosmic communicative interference. Working on your home and or your personal space will draw out creative forces from within. Executing projects in your home life will feed your sense of accomplishment. Improving your personal sphere will set you up for a more stable and fulfilling home life in future time periods. The most important aspects to this home bound strategy for December will be patience and comfort. You will find your projects fulfilling, but you must not manage yourself like a million dollar project. Allow your creative side to take over and lead the way at home.

Sagittarius December 2017

Happy birthday stoner Sagittarius! But we have some work to do this month to fend off communication conflicts with Mercury in retrograde. The sacred herb will be a catalyst for emotional success in December. Introspective meditative dives with the sacred herb will help solve complex internal dilemmas. “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Bob Marley

This is a great month to work on solving internal conflicts. Cosmic influences will bring strong winds of confidence, and your personality will be like a magnet attracting others into your life bubble. Work and projects should progress smoothly in December. Allow your eyes to turn toward the future. Advancement does not come from luck as you will feel celestial support to contemplate and plan your career moves in future time periods.

Appreciation and communication will be the keys to solving internal dilemmas that are sure to crop up this month stoner Sagittarius. Mercury will be in retrograde during your birthday month. This will leave you conflicted internally which will inhibit decision making. To compound the communication breakdown, this planetary alignment will also create vulnerable emotional sensitivities. Ah, but not all is lost my sweet stoner Sag. A deep meditative smoke session focused on your internal beauty and love for yourself will guard you against a cosmic disaster. Don’t fool yourself if you are feeling down. Hiding your emotions and feelings will be counter productive. Knowing the beauty you possess inside will allow you to see the beauty inside others and systems that surround you.

So often you are the rock others come to sit at and seek stability. This may be the month you lean on the trees in your smoke circle to help you through tough times. With appreciation of yourself and others in your heart, communication should be able to flow through the turbulent cosmic retrograde storm. All the work and love you have shared with your cannabis companions will reveal a support structure sure to sooth your internal fire.

Aries November 2017

Stoner Aries, this November you will rediscover just how resilient you really are. At first, you may see your shortcomings as only that–as simply wasted efforts and energies. But remember, from the most devastating ashes can grow a beautiful new life and accomplishment. Instead of dwelling on what was, you should look forward to all that is to come. This does not mean that you should “hurry up and wait.” To the contrary, this winter will be a time for substantive self-evaluation: Find what has worked or has helped with your previous successes and let go of old habits or approaches that were unfruitful. Medicated meditation will be a must during this time. Whether you choose to smoke a cerebral enhancing Sativa to promote problem solving, or a nice relaxing Indica to refresh the body, make sure that some of your smoke sessions are solo so you will have the time to look inward.

Regarding homelife, Stoner Aries, it is advised that you choose your battles wisely. Not all will be chaotic or challenging. However, since you will undergo your own transformative experiences, you want to make sure you are on steady ground yourself before you attempt to prop up others. Otherwise, you should expect a period of great, and healthy harvests regarding your most special cannabis companion. If you are single, this positivity will easily translate to your friends and family, also known as your “partners in chronic.” Although you may be feeling proud of your renewed confidence, remember there is a thin line that separates hubris and humility. Just because you think highly of yourself, that does not necessarily make you above everyone else.

You are seen as a natural leader by those who have the pleasure of working with you, stoner Aries. Your peers will often seek your guidance and outside-the-box approaches to solving difficult problems. This month, however, it will benefit you to adopt slightly more passive, supporting roles. Counter to your historical trends, attacking tasks from behind the scenes will enable you the freedom to try new tactics. Roll and light one up stoner Aries and stay at a mellow, but maintainable pace. You will be successful if you think like a long distance runner and look far into the future. Don’t come up short by focusing all your energy on only one leg of the race.

Gemini November 2017

Stoner Gemini the November time period will bring great joy to your creative soul. That is, if you allow it. Cosmic influences will bring a warm tailwind in the direction of passion and creativity for the stoner Gemini. This will require you to take time for yourself in the final fall month. What is your passion stoner Gemini? We terrestrial cosmonauts have so many creative outlets, but so often it is difficult to pour the sands of time into our passion. Whether it be writing, growing your favorite sacred herb, painting, graphic design, or even throwing clay, November is the time to feed your passion.

Do you know how important you are stoner Gemini? So often you may not get credit from your inner smoke circle, but you are the glue that bonds your cannabis companions together. Your services will be required once again in November. You will be the Clark Kent of your smoke circle stoner Gemini. Solving problems, organizing events, supplying the green at a dry party, yes stoner Gemini you will be there to save the day. But like Clark Kent, you must remain the mind mannered link between your cannabis companions without seeking credit or requiring acknowledgment..

Tis the season for holiday spending stoner Gemini. Be forewarned that overindulgence can cause hardships later in the holidays. It’s time to take account of your spending and budget for this gift giving season. Yes, stoner Gemini, this budget must include your spending on the sweet green. In order to spend the green on Black Friday you have to monitor how much you spend on the kind green. On the 25th there will be a cleansing full moon. This moon will offer an opportunity to start fresh for the coming month. This is one day after Black Friday. You must be prepared and budgeted for spending before the cleansing moon or else you will risk carrying negativity into the next time period.

Scorpio November 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may be feeling like you have found your cosmic groove, and what is even better is that you have. You are known for being open with your feelings and never being shy when it comes to sharing your emotions. It will be important for your closest relationships that you find a delicate balance between honesty, and being perceived as overbearing. Not everyone will be able to handle your intensity, but all those that you call friends will appreciate your candidness. The upside of all your tangible energies, is that you’ll be able to identify who in your immediate smoking circle will be down to ride when you are ready to explore uncharted roads.

Just like the fresh herb that you are fortunate enough to enjoy, you can expect your romantic and personal relationships to be lit this month. While some might shy away from your outgoing personality, you are likely to attract those who share more in common with your persuasive ways. Together you will lay the foundations for new relationships that will endure for many moons to come. November will provide positive growth for you and your closest cannabis companions. As long as you each take the time to reflect and meditate individually, together you be a dynamic duo and an unstoppable force to be reckoned with.

When it comes to getting work done, don’t worry about what what your peers are doing, what matters in the long run are your personal accomplishments. While it is always beneficial to enlist helping hands when tackling complex projects, you will find the best success if you trust your own instincts. You have your mind set on getting things done, and you will be the best at measuring your own progress. It will be important to remember that amidst all the hustle and bustle, take time to relax and recharge those batteries. Meditating and medicating with our sacred maryjane will help to ensure that you are ready for any challenge that comes your way.

Taurus November 2017

Stoner Taurus November is destined to be a great month for you. With a little bit of self reflection and healthy analysis, you will shoot across the heavens like the star you are. This is a natural time to reflect on personal health. Cosmic influences will make this reflection even more important in November. As the weight of the gift giving season approaches, now is the time to take an honest look at finances and spending habits. Financial health or hardship can have a large impact on your personal health and spirit. Cannabis may be a magical plant from the Earth, but November is the time to reflect on your relationship with the sacred herb. Take a deeper look at the strains and species of the sacred herb. How do they affect you mentally and physically? Fine tuning the right strain or species to match your body, mind, and spirit can have a positive effect on your physical health.

Your fellow terrestrial cosmonauts will be sure to notice your bright glow in November stoner Taurus. If you are a single bull, be sure to get out with your cannabis companions and soak up the love. You will be sure to add fellow 420 friendly people to your tight smoke circle. If you are in a committed relationship, be sure to plan a few special evenings with that special toke buddy. Perhaps a night in with the sacred herb and board games will light the candle of love. Plan out an adventure seeking that perfect romantic smoke spot. Be sure to flex those strong bull muscles stoner Taurus. Admirers will notice.

The stars have aligned to ensure progress and efficiency in the workplace. Take time out with a meditative smoke session focused on ambition. What are your ambitions with your current employment? Have you fully communicated your desires and intent with your superiors? In this current life stage your communications must align with your ambitions stoner Taurus. Your superiors will be receptive to your words and ideas. This could lead to a higher plane of understanding and enjoyment in the work sphere.

Capricorn November 2017

Stoner Capricorn November will be quite productive! Be sure to document your progress for official evidence against the theory stoners are lazy. The key to November is understanding yourself and being comfortable with who you are. Your fellow cosmic astronauts will be more likely to enjoy your company if you first enjoy yourself.

There is no clear indication of love on the November horizon for the stoner Capricorn. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, the lack of celestial sparks in November provides more opportunity to love yourself. Consider yoga as a meditative method to strengthen your body, mind, and spirit. Yoga is a great alignment tool that will help your inner voice guide your consciousness.

Self confidence is the focus this month stoner Capricorn because cosmic winds are guiding you into the human hive. The productive planetary alignment of November doesn’t affect work efficiency, more like social expansion. I have visions of wired avatars buzzing around you stoner Capricorn. The fate of cosmic influence will provide boundless opportunities on the terrestrial plane and in the digital realm. Now is the time to grow your smoke circle and increase your connection and influence with humanity! Blending your social skills online and on the terrestrial plane will be a wonderful dance all month long stoner Capricorn.

Have you noticed I did not recommend any specific meditative smoke sessions? Part of focusing on your inner voice this month will include an analysis of your relationship with the sacred herb. For some stoner Capricorns the sacred herb may be a catalyst to productive social interaction in November. For others, it may be time to put down the pipe and create a productive tolerance break. Whatever you decide it will enhance your opportunity to get out and mix it up with cannabis companions and even the most square cosmic astronauts.

Have fun stoner Capricorn. Take lots of pictures of your social adventures.

Libra November 2017

Stoner Libra I have a song that will produce the right kind of mood for what the cosmos has presented in November: Imagine by John Lennon. Planetary alignments will be tugging on your altruistic heart strings. Since empathy and idealism are in your core nature, you will be in perfect planetary alignment for what matters most. Preparation and internal analysis will be required to strengthen your focus and impact.

Spark one up! What matters most to you stoner Libra? Fight the power! Battle for equality! Release the drug war prisoners! Legalize the sacred herb! November is a perfect time for activism and charity. Take a moment early in the month for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Tune in to your inner voice and align your frequency with the cause that matters most to you. Focus on a central issue because solving all the world’s problems may be a bit too ambitious for one person. The second half of the month will offer plenty of opportunities to make an impact on your social cause and reward your inner soul.

The holiday season is just around the corner stoner Libra. This can be a stressful time of year for all the star signs. It will be important to take time in November for internal contemplation and growth. The mid month point offers a celestial opening to take a deep dive with the sacred herb and take time for yourself. No matter what you decide is the correct course of action, make sure that relaxation and personal space are at the focal point. This reparative meditative dive with the sacred herb will recharge your soul and place you in a great position for the activism and service to others that lies ahead. “Imagine all the people, living life in peace. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us, and the world will be one” John Lennon and the stoner Libra.

Virgo November 2017

Stoner Virgo be prepared to stay hydrated in November because your thirst for knowledge will be undeniable. The current planetary alignment will reward intellectual curiosity. Fly like a Jefferson Airplane, “Feed your head, feed your head.” Whether at work or in a personal passion, reward yourself by accepting this gift from the heavens. This passion for knowledge will expand opportunities professionally and personally.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. Gifts from the cosmos can also turn into burdens falling from the sky. This thirst for knowledge and to solve curious puzzles could spill into aspects of your personality you regularly struggle with. The analytical and logical nature of the stoner Virgo can lead to paralysis by analysis. During this intellectually curious period you will be more likely to overanalyze trivial puzzles of no consequence. Thus, this blessing from the cosmos could turn into frustrating nit picking without the right attention and focus. Take time to step back and meditate with the sacred herb. Find understanding on what is really important and what genuinely will feed your passion. In moments of analytical frustration, fly high with the sacred herb. A 10,000 foot view will allow you to avoid getting stuck analyzing the weeds.

November may be a quiet month on the romantic front due to your studious work on personal interests. However, this intellectual pursuit will take you to new smoke circles in your physical and digital community. Diving into new communities will provide the human spark you may be avoiding or lacking in the bedroom. Be sure to listen and hear your newfound acquaintances. Listening isn’t waiting for your turn to speak stoner Virgo. Smoke circle expansion will be up to you. Be bold. Requesting and sharing contact information could turn a great conversation into a new cannabis companion.

Pisces October 2017

As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.

After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.

Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.