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Aries September 2018

Stoner Aries, in the first month of fall you may be feeling like you are going nowhere fast. Instead of chasing after personal goals, you will feel more like a rat, running in a race you’re not sure you signed up for. But don’t be discouraged, Stoner Aries. Although it might take you longer to reach your final destination, be confident you will ultimately make it to wherever you want to go. The stars simply have a different path for you at this point in time. .

You have two ways you can respond to these unexpected detours, stoner Aries. You can complain and whine about how events didn’t happen exactly how you wanted them to; or you can light one up, burn one down, and remind yourself you are simply taking the scenic route. It’s usually a matter of perspective. If you don’t like the view, it won’t hurt to see things from a higher vantage point. You will not need to change your plans, only your attitude … and maybe the bong water on occasion won’t hurt.

Dedicate time specifically for meditative smoke sessions. Remember that those sacred flowers are there to help. In the workplace, they can help you find an agreed upon path forward. With direction obtained from your third eye wisdom, you will not waste precious energy on arguing. Time saved can be better spent working toward success.

Stick with the tried and true at work. September is not the time for pipe dreams. It is the time for a get-the-job-done approach. If you are able to remain focused on the bottom line while on the grind, there will be plenty of time later to burn some fresh green and savor the sweet flavor of success.

Stoner Aries keep the pipe packed and the hemp wick handy on all your worldly adventures. Avoid starting new projects at home. Summer has been a busy season with good momentum regarding personal relationships. So be sure to finish strong and avoid burnout with the end so near. Keep your best buds in mind when embarking upon any end-of-summer trips. You know your closest canna-companions are always ready to spark one up, and are forever down to ride.

Cancer September 2018

Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.

Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.

The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.

The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.

Aquarius September 2018

Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life’s ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. During moments of doubt, remember everything will be alright. Just try to enjoy whatever the tides might bring, the highs and the lows. Because if you do, like the reassuring words from Modest Mouse, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on anyway.”

Give in stoner Aquarius. The first step to a successful first fall month is to give in to the whims of the universe and forsake all control. Enjoy the ride. You can’t fully appreciate the sweet Sativa without smoking some of the sour diesel. Just like you can never fully tame the ocean. What you can do is make sure your vessel is in the best shape possible, and that you have the supplies you need to ride out the storm.

Attempts to smooth out the waves or change the weather are useless. But you can have what you need to help you navigate the rough waters this September. Sticking with Sativas during the first half of the month will boost creativity and enhance your critical thinking. Its uplifting properties will keep your spirits higher until you make it through to smoother waters. You will need this mindset during the toughest part of your September voyage.

Your trust and optimism in what the stars have in store for you is why you will make it back to dry land. There you will find peace in familiar surroundings. Pack your peace pipe; this time with your favorite Indica strain. Bundle up with a blanket and the bong, and settle in for a solo smoke session. Use this down time to ground yourself, to rest, and to organize your thoughts of lessons learned from the cosmic voyage. Before you know it, you will be charting course and embarking on your next adventure.

Taurus September 2018

Stoner Taurus the month of September will lack dynamic influence from the cosmos. Celestial bodies have configured in such a way that Taurians will not have negative influence from the universe, great! But in the same respect, this unique configuration leaves the Taurus without a positive influence as well. This goes a long way to simply say that Taurians must rely on their own momentum to reach positive ground. Seek balance and coordination from your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. As you forge your own path through the haze of smoke clouds, each step and direction must be contemplated with as much regard as you select your cannabis.

The stagnation of celestial influence means you are responsible for your direction, but also for your own protection. For this reason I urge you stoner Taurus to measure your words and actions with care and contemplation. Seek trusted cannabuddies to travel with you on your September journey. It will be important to avoid conflict and emotionally weighted situations. Missteps, aggressive conflict, and short sighted decisions could lead to a spiral of disappointment. Travel with your third eye wide open no matter the circumstance this month stoner Taurus.

As a fortunate balance to this delicate period, the work sphere should be straightforward and uneventful. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, events should unfold as expected in the workplace.

With such a treacherous landscape it is advised to take a passive planning strategy to the first month of fall. Just because big events aren’t expected in the work sphere this month doesn’t mean you can’t instigate positive motion for future time periods. Toke time for a solo creative medicated smoke session. The type of sesh where the blinds are closed, the phone is off, and all your favorite inspiring munchies are at the ready. Take advantage of every opportunity to seal yourself away from the world, and work on your passion projects. Work planning, small business planning, art projects, and or social community projects are great examples of internal inspiration you may find alone or in a tight smoke circle, but saved for future periods to expose to the world. Stagnation of cosmic influence does not equate to personal complacency stoner Taurus.

Leo September 2018

Stoner Leo planetary influences are pushing you out of your comfort zone. You are the Lion of the stoner pride, and with this you can be described as unapologetically selfish. The first month of fall will require that quality to be diminished. No apologies will be necessary, but contemplative and controlled self awareness will be required. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Avoid a deep dive that analyzes your inner nature, but instead seek expansive enlightenment from your cosmic guides. Steering your behavior away from your nature is a difficult proposition; medicated contemplative guidance will assist in opening yourself up to your cannabis companions.

Teamwork is the work-around! Cooperation and collaboration is the key. Yes you may think your rolling technique is the best my lovely lion, but sometimes allowing a cannabis companion to give you a lesson with your full attention will strengthen bonds beyond the immediate situation. This new direction will benefit you in problem solving. So often you put your head down and go at problems alone. A collaborative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will guide your awkward cooperative travels. This month you will need the advice and effort of your smoke circle to solve problems that pop up like weeds along your path. Be forewarned stoner Leo: Cooperation and collaboration are great, but all this teamwork must come from a prioritized list of your creation. Perhaps we found a bit of selfish manipulation this month after all.

The theme of collaboration follows into the sphere of love for the stoner Leo. Single Leos should surround themselves with fellow cosmic astronauts. Adventure, fun, and new smoke circle acquaintances will come from group missions out onto the terrestrial plane. Leos with a partner in chronic should heed the guidance of the cosmos, and open themselves up for advice and direction. Remember stoner Leo, this time period is one of hundreds in your life, bending and experimenting now doesn’t create a rule or tradition for the future. Trust your partner in chronic, and enjoy the ride.

Sagittarius September 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, although summer is winding down, you should expect the first month of fall to be nothing but blue skies. Better yet, the universe is not plotting your sinister demise. This means you won’t have to watch your back. You can focus one hundred percent on the road ahead. Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius, avoid hitting the autopilot feature on your cosmic spacesuit. You will be successful in all your undertakings, as long as you remain focused and willing to adapt to changing circumstances.

This September, stay busy and stay lifted. You will encounter moments when the effects of the daily grind are more noticeable. This is when you need to pause and inhale deeply. Take the time to roll one up. Toke on it and think on it stoner Sag. You should not expect anything above what you can handle this month. But, good friends and great buds are there for a reason. Don’t be afraid to call on both when you need a little extra help getting by.

At work you will maintain your competitive advantage, simply by paying attention to what the situation requires. Success doesn’t always mean to be the fastest or the strongest. Sometimes the best method for tackling projects is to first develop the necessary strategy. Then discover the most efficient approach. And finally to implement the plan of attack. It will be important for everyone you work with to be working toward the same goal. Toke time early in the month for group brainstorming sessions. Make these medicated smoke sessions if you are fortunate enough to roast bowls with your coworkers.

When it comes to the personal sphere, you can expect a time of great peace and well being. Everyone in your inner smoke circle will have minimal personal obstacles, which means more time for bong rips and pursuing their bliss. Sometimes the best way to avoid getting down is to get up and get out. Gather up the cannabis companions, grab the necessary smoking supplies, and get back to nature. Just because the seasons are changing, doesn’t mean your summer fun has to be over! You still have time to visit your favorite smoke spot for some highly needed outdoor adventure.

Virgo August 2018

Stoner Virgo let’s take time to remember last August. I had to deliver the unfortunate news that Mercury was in retrograde and you were in for a tough month of communication breakdown. So now I am here to tell you this August will be fairly bland and uneventful. Whoopy if you compare the two periods! Spark a bowl in celebration you made it through August of 2017, and here’s to August of 2018 … a period that can’t be as bad as last year.

Speaking of the past: Now that you have commemorated last August, bury it. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain does not matter. The theme of this medicated meditative smoke session is forgiveness and presence. Forgiveness is a powerful healing tool. Not just forgiveness for others, but forgiveness for yourself stoner Virgo. Too often images, incidents, conversations, or mistakes haunt our present even though they will always remain in the past. Once you forgive, you may live.

The stagnation of August can be a great asset for a stoner Virgo with an entrepreneurial spirit. It’s time to start your cannabusiness! The green rush is happening all around us. Whether it be in politics, content creation, manufacturing, or marketing, your passion project is only a step away. Smoke a bowl of courage stoner Virgo and take that first step.

The limited celestial support this month pushes toward an altruistic endeavor. Cannabis companions and family need your analytical process stoner Virgo. August is a great time to point your passionate energy toward the betterment of your smoke circle. Helping your loved ones could be the most fulfilling thing you do with this stagnant time period.

For the more adventurous stoner Virgo, August 25-27th is shroomfest. Taking a trip with the magic mushroom can help you see yourself within a wider dynamic. Not just within your family or society, but within the universe.

Leo August 2018

The last summer month is upon us stoner Leo. As the lion of the stoner signs, it is imperative for you to get out and survey the landscape. The terrestrial plane is your playground and domain. Your fellow cannabis companions will rely on your leadership and energy to make their adventure on our cosmic spaceship stony in August. And with these kush filled adventures in the summer sun, you will be sure to benefit through smoke circle expansion. Each time you fire a bowl, it will be like a ray of light for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

It sounds easy, but it must be said: Avoid conflict and negativity stoner Leo. Even if others choose a negative light or perspective surrounding your personal sphere, you don’t have to follow suit. There are plenty of positive pools to swim in stoner Leo. Please be advised this is not advise to fight negativity, but to see it and let it be. Cosmic support will be found in avoidance more so than battle. Puff puff pass on the negativity for the next positive moment. With so many bees buzzing outside the hive, it won’t be hard to avoid the skunky weed to find a smoke circle with some dank kush.

I know you don’t like to analyze yourself stoner Leo, but the current cosmic alignment supports internal growth through self examination. Toke time this month for a solo mission with the sacred herb. Take a deep dive into yourself and examine the internal mechanisms that guide your cosmic journey. This exploration will help you understand the universal code driving your adventure with consciousness. By making time for this journey to the center of yourself, it will help you understand your place in the universe. This meditative exercise will strengthen the knowledge of yourself and the internal dynamic with your fellow cosmic astronauts.

Pisces August 2018

Stoner Pisces the final summer month promises to be a splendid affair! Allies in the cosmos will ensure blessings from the heavens. Pack plenty of energetic chatty bowls of Sativa in August. Energy and communication will be your asset and weapon in the war against negativity. Be forewarned, this chatty energy will work only in positive or neutral situations. Laid back chill vibes must be found during moments of conflict or duress. This patient approach will see you through all combative situations that come your way. Straight forward aggression will only exacerbate a negative situation and crush your sunny summer vibrations.

Entrepreneurial Pisces must toke time for a meditative planning smoke session with the sacred herb. Rushing toward your goals is sloppy. Slow and methodical is not an option! A consistent sprint will see you through to grand achievements. The most important work aspect of August will be a consistent effort. Enjoy a nice hybrid strain to unlock the vision required to find the right pace. Terrestrial astronautical Pisces working in the gears of the corporate grind must stick to a developed plan without hesitation or ally-ship. This is a lonely road you are traveling, but a steadfast commitment and patience will see you through to a successful future.

Romance is on the horizon in August stoner Pisces. This may not be a life-long feeling, but even fleeting moments of love generate positive energy for the soul. Soak it up stoner Pisces! Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, August promises connected moments with a canna-companion you will not forget. However, don’t forget about your best buds during fluttering periods of heartfelt emotions. Kind bud and your best buds will keep you grounded and true to your given nature.

Aries July 2018

Stoner Aries be prepared for a high energy – high impact July. You will celebrate the birth of the United States with cosmic support for all aspects of freedom. So get the barbecue fired up and pack the bowls for blazing, you should expect one kick ass second summer month. #Merica

Our phones are amazing! Stoner Aries can you believe how much social interaction we can achieve with our fellow terrestrial astronauts through social media apps? From Instagram to Tumblr, there is an app for every lifestyle. Well, it’s time to take a break from scrolling feeds with an envious eye. July will be the month to get out and create your own post-worthy moments! Instead of chatting through snaps and DM’s, arrange actual meet-ups to explore the wonders of the world with your cannabis companions.

Entrepreneurial stoner Aries should expect a bright month filled with task execution and achievement. When there is space, meditate with a Sativa dominant species of the sacred herb. There is an idea or a project you have neglected or paused for a good reason. Now is the time to reassess!. July is the perfect month to pour yourself into completing big ideas. Toke about it with a friend or mentor. Sometimes a simple conversation flushes out the answers or directives that were simply hiding behind silence.

Stoner Aries stuck in the grind of our economic system will be blessed with universal insight in the second summer month. Spark one up, and look deep inside yourself. How long has it been since you have truly asked yourself what you are interested in, and passionate about? Do these feelings and desires line up with your current occupation? The blessing of our vast economic system is the freedom to move. Nothing is holding you back stoner Aries! Once you find your passion, there is a job waiting that is aligned with your core desires. Big moves to high places are possible; you just have to envision it, research it, and execute steps towards it.