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Taurus June 2018

Stoner Taurus, you may feel like this June offers nothing but smooth sailing ahead, and you are not wrong in this assessment. However, in order to experience the most substantial progress in reaching your highest potential, you should stay focused on reaching the next level of success. Don’t be lazy! You will have plenty of time to relax with your favorite strain of the recreational herb. So, be sure to keep it moving because there is much work to get done.

You will get more accomplished if you focus on getting your current tasks at hand completed. Instead of seeking out new undertakings, invest your efforts in crossing items off your to-do list. This will free up energy to invest into future endeavors. While it is advised you keep an eye on as many facets of life as possible, do not spread yourself too thin. It is important you set aside the time for meditative smoke sessions. Only then will you be able to prioritize your efforts so you can give proper attention to all issues that require attention.

Remember, patience can be a virtue, Stoner Taurus. Especially when you know you are working towards long sought after goals. Be smart with your investments. If your harvest does not yield the desired returns, it may be time to try your hand at a different crop. Don’t waste your time on seeds that will not bloom into the opportunities you desire. As long as you remain attentive to what your garden requires, you will certainly be able to produce flourishing results.

For some Stoner Taurus’, Indica strains of the sacred herb can result in couch lock. But, this June, you will find these particular substrates provide a particular grounding quality you may have been lacking. It is well advised you keep the peace pipe close at hand. You should expect at least one significant controversy on the homefront. This may be self-inflicted, or from an external cause. But, as long as you are ready to smoke it out, and talk it out, everyone involved will be able to speak their minds and follow their hearts without neglecting all perspectives involved.

Aries May 2018

Stoner Aries, you can expect this particular month of May to be straight fire! You have the sun at your back and green pastures at your feet. However, this doesn’t mean you won’t have to grind. It would be silly to assume that gardens yield spectacular harvests without getting your hands dirty. Be prepared to get a little messy this month Stoner Aries. The world is your garden and you have plenty of work to do. To ensure efficiency is at its highest levels, you must tackle properly developed and planned projects. Once you have accomplished your current list of to-dos, you will have plenty of time remaining to burn through your net passion project.

Stoner Aries there will be more hours in the days in May. Your biggest challenge will be to determine how you will spend them. Opportunities are only as rewarding as your willingness to take them. If you are in a position of leadership, it will be even more important for you to take initiative prompting those you lead to pursue spectacular successes. However, this may require you to be stern with subordinates who are not completely convinced such great feats can be accomplished. Be kind, but be candid. Whether you are leader of the pack, or working your way up the ladder, Stoner Aries, it will be important to keep the peace at work, and the peace-pipe at home. While there are certainly times when the two can mix, business and bud-ness should remain distinctly separate this month.

Whether single, or with a special stoner companion, you will have the opportunity to take time for self reflection. Take a chance on investing in yourself, Stoner Aries. Perhaps you will embark on hike to your favorite smoke spot. Or, you may indulge in an all-inclusive smoke session with your closest partners in chronic. Just remember, you have special someones who are relying on you to bring the goodness and the green. When others are involved, there will always be bumps in the short term, but you can rest assured there will be few bruises in the long run.

Libra May 2018

Stoner Libra are you ready to ride the cosmic wave of fate in May? This month promises to be a very dynamic period for you, but not necessarily from your actions or decisions. Let’s take a deep breath of the sacred herb and focus on internal balance. Being out of control can be an overwhelming feeling, but giving into fate can be freeing. Understanding that these two concepts are the same thing is the key to a harmonious month. Influencing change in May will prove to be difficult. Maintaining balance and riding the cosmic wave will see you through your travels.

This is not the month to assist or help others stoner Libra. Where you think there may be opportunities for justice or teaching, there may actually be dangerous traps. Part of the balancing act of May will be practice in biting your tongue or accepting differences without argument. Breath, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Seek opportunities to find your chill inner self through smoke session meditations with the sacred herb. We are all on our cosmic surfboard trying to stay upright and ride our own wave of fate. Perspective and patience can be found within yourself through medicated meditations. “Que Sera, Sera. Whatever will be, will be.”

Ok, enough of the cautionary words. There will be great opportunity in May stoner Libra. Your grand cosmic wave will take you to opportunities to collaborate or find a partnership in a passion project. You must seize the opportunity and act quickly or the moment may pass. The wave does not yield or pause for anyone.

Single stoner Libras have a natural advantage riding the fateful cosmic wave of May. Puff puff pass the stress, maintain your balance, and keep your eye on the horizon. For stoner Libras in a relationship, my words are a little more sharp. Don’t jump off your board! There are sharks in those waters!

Pisces May 2018

Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or destination may leave you exhausted or powerless. Staying cooped up in your bong of a fish bowl will prevent you from bright moments of achievement. Times like this require a subtle and trusted float. You will be capable of meeting any challenges, and overcoming any obstacles during May. They just won’t be obvious or even visible.

Floating wherever the stream of life takes you will keep you flexible and yet ready to pounce on opportunities. This is not a time for self reflection or analysis. A critical third eye toward you predicament will only lead down an unhealthy path. Puff puff pass the stressful contemplation. Float down the stream of life, it will take you where you need to be.

This period of floating the river of life does not mean you cannot plan for the outlet. My main message is not to overthink the details. Early in the month take time with a meditative smoke session. A balanced hybrid should do nicely. Allow yourself to rise HIGH above the terrestrial plain. A 10,000 foot view is a great way to see the landscape around you, and plan for the future. It’s all laid out stoner Pisces. Not in the details, but in the broader scope of existence. Once you view the landscape of life surrounding your float, you will be able to develop a plan for when you reach your destination. All of this is unique to you stoner Pisces. Once you view the path of the stream from HIGH above, develop a plan of action. It will be imperative to stick to your plan exclusively.

Are you floating through fate or making your own reality? Perhaps this is the secret, but don’t dwell on it.

The last month of Spring will offer opportunities to beautify and enhance your physical space. It is amazing how small gestures and enhancements can brighten the mood of yourself and your partners in chronic. Whether it is at home or in the workplace, take time to freshen up your surroundings. A float is more enjoyable with pretty scenery.

Scorpio May 2018

Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of inspiring sacred herb. You need to speed passed the haters onto more enjoyable projects.

Mysteries in life can be fun. There will be events in May that will not follow from a logical cause or effect. Obstacles will appear without any clear solution, and you might not even understand how it came to be. You are not being paranoid stoner Scorpio. But you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes. Puff puff pass the mysterious puzzle piece out of mind. You should be more like a character in Dumb and Dumber than a hero detective in your feature film of May. If you get distracted trying to figure out a meaningless puzzle, you might lose a bright opportunity for growth.

Similar words can be said in relations with fellow terrestrial astronauts. Conflict in facts or opinions can become emotional and frustrating; but only if you allow it stoner Scorpio. Life is too short to stop and debate every oppositional force. Take time to puff puff pass on conflict and seek out like minded cannabis companions to enjoy your time with.

Creativity means different things to different people. There are all kind of ways to express yourself in this wonderful world we live in. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on conflict avoidance, patience, and creative energy. Take time for yourself stoner Scorpio. What is your passion project or stoner muse? It doesn’t matter what the endeavor, the universe will support your creativity. Now is the time to take that idea of inspiration and manifest it into the physical world.

Virgo May 2018

Stoner Virgo, you may think the universe is conspiring against you, but realistically you will feel everything more deeply this month. But, this is not necessarily a bad thing as these magnifications will be just as noticeable with positive emotions. Following your heart will be the precise recipe required to overcome any and all obstacles you encounter. While you are attempting to correct the seemingly unfortunate injustices the stars have concocted for you, it will be crucial for you not to neglect those nearest you. You may find yourself having a greater affinity towards the Sativa dominant varieties this month, Stoner Virgo. This can be helpful in getting the creative juices flowing as you work to strike a balance between your personal goals and the needs of those around you.

When the smoke is getting too thick, all you have to do is wait for it to clear. You have already clearly established your goals. As once famously said, just do it! With so many hours of sunshine during the summer months, you’ll have even more time to hustle. This will be an ideal time to turn your hobbies into a passion that pays, capitalize on your talents stoner Virgo.

Those nearest you will notice your genuine drive towards accomplishing great goals. You will be able to manage noticeable achievements and noteworthy smoking sessions, as long as you remember there is a time and a place for each. Be forewarned, Stoner Virgo, it is likely you will encounter some friction in the workplace. However, you will be able to accomplish more if you are able to set aside those differences. Invest your energy in projects, don’t waste it on unnecessary squabbling. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

Stoner Virgo, this month you need to stay connected with your smoke circle. This is not to say you need to toke one down with everyone you encounter. Rather, those who you consider your closest bud loving buddies should be your main focus. While you should stay busy, you will benefit by taking time to stop and smell the kind flower. Although you have a long list of tasks to accomplish, you will never regret investing time with those who mean most.

Sagittarius May 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, you always want to strive for better, but this month is not the time for trailblazing or straying too far off course. It is advised you stick to what you know, and work to excel in familiar territories. As long as you remain attentive to whatever task is in front of you, unnecessary setbacks will easily be averted. While you will have ample opportunity to grind ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, your main focus should stay on the grind of work. It is highly recommended you keep your pursuit of goals and the ganja separate. Heed this advice, otherwise you are likely to see many opportunities go up in smoke.

Your success in the workplace will be noticeable to all. This means there will be little reason to call attention to your accomplishments; just sit back and let your work speak for itself. Stay busy, but stay humble Stoner Sagittarius. This will be the best recipe for advancing your position at work. Whether your aspirations are to rock steady doing your best in your current status, or you have your sights set on running the joint, May will be an amazing time of growth.

Stoner Sagittarius, the health and growth of your relationships will ultimately be up to you. But, do not limit this notion to simply romantic relations. You will have a unique opportunity to elevate and improve each connection with all of your cannabis companions. All of your best buds are sure to benefit from your kindness and kind herb. Remember, all of these positive efforts will circle back to you in good time. You might be faced with the difficult choice of whether or not you should help someone near to you. The answer is always yes, Stoner Sagittarius. If you have the means and opportunity to give someone that extra boost, whether it’s sharing a piece, or spreading some peace, you will never be disappointed when you decide to pay it forward.

Leo May 2018

Stoner Leo the month of May will be a bright dynamic period for you. As with many things in life, what you put in will directly correlate to what you get out. The opportunity of May is not weighted heavily in the sphere of society, but within yourself stoner Leo. Springtime is a wonderful time of renewal, not just in nature, but in one’s self.

Meditative smoke sessions should be light and airy. I envision a sweet Sativa with low THC levels. Balance will be the theme of the month. Self improvement opportunities will be available within the work and personal spheres. It will be important to balance your mood and strength to transition easily between the two spheres. Moreover a balance of focus and ambition will assist in transitions between idea generation and execution.

Personal Improvement:
Is there a hobby collecting dust? Maybe a fitness class you’ve had your eye on trying? Perhaps there is a passion project or volunteer opportunity in your cannabis community.

Soulful Improvement:
Mind, body, and spirit. Balance cannot be maintained in the physical world without balance within stoner Leo. Investment in one’s self does not merely manifest in a physical way. Internal mood and spirit can be enhanced with a wilderness hike, or a yoga class. Perhaps a deep medicated meditative dive in a float tank will connect you to the cosmic singularity.

Work Improvement:
As you grab the cosmic opportunity of May, and work towards a better you, don’t forget about your astronautical career. Seize upon continued education classes. Take time out for intensive organizing. Open yourself to networking and idea development.

What a month stoner Leo! Good luck! When there is a nuisance, annoyance, or frustration sets in, you’ve simply been knocked off balance. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. Patience, trust, and insight will see you through.

Cancer May 2018

Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.

Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.

Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.

May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.

Capricorn May 2018

Stoner Capricorn you are entering a wonderful time period. May has all the promise of a blooming flower. The moon will take a prominent position of allyship for your sign. A wonderful turn of events from the usual planetary predicaments of the moon.. From the Full Moon of April 29th, to the Flower Moon of May 29th you will feel a warm cosmic breeze at your back.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month stoner Capricorn. Find the adventure in life and self improvement. The unusual support from the moon will not be a lucky rabbit’s foot or a golden ticket. You can take advantage of this cosmic opportunity through positive effort and attention. Make sure your cannabis tool kit is filled with light and airy Sativa strains. Now is not the time for couch-lock contemplation, but instead active participation.

Opportunity is the key term for May. We create our own opportunities. You now have unexpected universal support for all of your desires and plans. But you must make a plan stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on what it is you truly want. Journal your deep thoughts or create a to-do list. NOW, take steps to forward your mission. Perhaps you want to forward your involvement in charity or politics. Maybe there is an outdoor or educational adventure you have passed on in the past. NOW is the time to set yourself up for internal success. Give it a try and get going.

On the personal front, drama can be expected within your smoke circle. It will be crucial for you to recognize this is not your responsibility. People and things will work out on their own without the need for your stressful involvement. Don’t get cornered to choose sides. Calm waters are the best to swim in; and you should be a vigorous swimmer in May stoner Capricorn.