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Capricorn April 2018

Stoner Capricorn last month was quite active and impact-full for your sign.  There is a bit of a flip in the script for April. The larva that morphed into a social butterfly in March will now mature into a worker bee.  Energy and positivity will remain in place, but the focus and direction may change. April will not be a Kiss song stoner Capricorn. You may want to rock all night and party every day, but there will be other time periods for this possibility.  Now is the time to expend all that energy and confidence you nurtured in March toward a social angle, and apply it to your work sphere.

You can’t achieve your goals and dreams without first planning the design and pouring the foundation.  This is the time for the hard work and tough decisions. Keep the Indica species of the sacred herb locked up.  April will be the perfect month to meditate with the Sativa species. The energy and creativity you can cultivate from medicated smoke sessions will aid in your progress toward the manifestation of your dreams.  

Cosmic influences will reward the stoner Capricorn with a solitary focus and plan of action.  Early in the month take some time to meditate with the sacred herb. Planning and budgeting will be a crucial step at this point.  If you have several projects, ideas, or businesses that you would like to pursue, then this will be an important stage to select one to focus your efforts.  If your spread yourself too thin, your dreams may turn into a nightmare.

Decisions you make in April could have a large impact on future time periods.  Not only will a solitary focus be required, but also clear communication. Avoid cloudy situations.  No hot boxing in April stoner Capricorn! Miscommunication from thick smoke clouds could send you off course.

Your personal sphere may feel like you are spinning your wheels in April.  Just be clear with your communication, and enjoy the flow. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.  Do not fret or focus too much attention on the personal sphere. There will plenty of work to accomplish to keep you occupied.

Gemini April 2018

Stoner Gemini, this month is not about how fast you go, but how far.  Do not be disappointed by the fact you are not likely to embark on any grand journey across the universe.  It is more likely you will travel along more familiar roads, but you will get to see them in completely new and unexpected ways.  April is the time to delve deeper down the rabbit hole and explore what you thought was familiar. Perhaps you have an interest you have never invested time in, or a hobby you’ve wanted to turn into a craft.   But you were held back because others thought it was “alternative.” Pursue your passions! Whether it’s practicing your painting, getting creative with clay, participating in cannabis activism, or chopping it up in the kitchen, your journey will be in self exploration.  

With regards to the sphere of work, the important thing is to keep your “eyes on the prize.”  It is easy to become sidetracked by the promise of the next prospect. Especially when your current project becomes tedious or littered with obstacles.  But, under no circumstances should you rush a project to completion simply to see it done. You, and all of your teammates will benefit when the job is done right, not quickly.  As long as you stay focused on the task at hand, there will be plenty of time to relax and celebrate your accomplishments. If you pace yourself and prioritize your to do list, you can do it all Stoner Gemini.

Although you may not find yourself going a hundred miles a minute, you will cover a lot of ground this month.  It is recommended you use the buddy system when possible, because you are surrounded by amazing people who offer fresh perspectives and much to learn.  The key is to keep it to a slow burn. Celebrate the “little wins” and share in the success of the group. Remember even the greatest bud begins as a tiny seed.  Pay close attention to the tasks that require your nurturing; you and your partners in chronic are sure to produce lasting accomplishments.

Leo April 2018

Stoner Leo the sky’s the limit for you this April!  Better weather is headed your way, and the cosmos is sure to have your back.  Unlike recent months when it was better to conserve your energy and maintain a steady pace, the advice this month is to give it all you got!  You are certain to be successful in whatever you set out to accomplish. Your goal should be to do as much as you can, within reason. Your only failure will come from the lack of trying.  

It can be easy to get caught up in the grind, especially when you’re working at a fast pace.   Be forewarned, it will be important you do not neglect your health. When you need a little pick-me-up, a second wind, a timeout for a meditative session, you know the helpful healing powers of the sacred herb is just one puff away.  Although cannabis can help to heal the body and nourish the mind, you are ultimately responsible for how well you maintain your cosmic spacesuit. You might have the best plan to tackle a problem at work, or a great idea to make progress in a personal goal; but you will not get very far if you do not focus first on your well being.  Keep up your spirits! Your next accomplishment will take you even higher than the last.

Your family and friends will be aware of how busy you are when it comes to work and aspirations.  They will not ask much of you this month, Stoner Leo, other than for you to be honest with them. Keep the lines of communication open and moving in both directions.  You have a keen eye and great attention to detail, but you are known to overlook your own needs. You may get caught up in moments of intensity in your pursuit of greatness, so remember to reach out, not lash out.  Your bud-loving bosom buddies will gladly be there to support you with an open ear and a fresh packed bowl whenever you need. However, the ability to read minds is not one of the side effects of smoking cannabis. You will have to let others know when you need the companionship of good buds.  

Libra April 2018

Stoner Libra April is bound to be a wonderful time for you.  However, this positive time period will be bound by your own self control.  A keen eye for moderation will keep you on a positive path. There are four key areas to target your attention in April:  420 Celebration, Quest for Justice, Project Ambition, and Companionship.

420 Celebration:  April is the month to celebrate cannabis culture.  There will be plenty of opportunities to celebrate with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Be forewarned, you will lose universal support with overindulgence. Puff puff pass the positive vibes in moderation this month stoner Libra, and celebrate with kindness and safety.

Quest for Justice:  Ah yes stoner Libra, you have a natural desire to balance the scales of justice.  What a wonderful trait to possess my cannachampion. However, we live in confusing times of fake news and alternative facts.  Be sure to check your facts and confirm your sources before you embark on a quest for justice. Without a keen eye for details and facts, misinformation could create an overreaction that will send a cannabis companion fleeing.

Project Ambition:  April will be a prosperous and productive time period stoner Libra.  You can expect to find culmination in projects or investments. Smoke clouds of April show a likelihood of satisfaction and pride.  However, moderation of ambition is required. Disaster may strike if you take on too much responsibility as your attention will be spread too thin.  Not enough ambition, then universal support will reward your lack of effort with a lack of success.

Love and Companionship:  Be prepared stoner Libra.  The sphere of personal relations will be the most dramatically tied to a balance of moderation in April.  Toke about it with your cannabis companions. Without a keen eye toward a balanced state of mind, your emotions may swing wildly.  Communication and meditation will be your best tools to quell this dynamic period.

Pisces April 2018

Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month.  It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period.  That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period.  As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.

Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces.  Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage.  During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget?  This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.

After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions.  So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.

Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances.  Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors.  You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.

There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships.  Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations.  You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full.  Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.

Sagittarius April 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds.  This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this month for your accomplishments, but rest assured you will ultimately be successful in your serious endeavors.

Whether you work for yourself or are starting at the ground level with hopes of making it to the top, now is a good time to take chances.  Do not chase after every opportunity. It will pay off to pursue goals you have thoroughly evaluated. You will accomplish all of the tasks you set out achieve, so don’t worry if they do not all happen in the exact timeline you intend.  The outcome will be worth the wait.

You should be cautious of over spending this month.  Your stash may appear to be more plentiful than usual.  This doesn’t mean should roll it all into one joint. April should be about quality, not quantity, Stoner Sagittarius.  Be careful to keep an eye on your finances and supplies. You do not want to squander the fruits of hard labor. This does not mean you should be stingy with the sacred herb or your time and efforts.  Instead, you simply need to be more selective in your investment in both.

Similar to the realm of work, you are entering into a period of peace and noticeable growth in your personal relationships.  This will be in large part due to everyone’s willingness to share. This will include both the good and bad, but even the trouble-spots will be easier to overcome because you will have more hearts invested in solving the problem.  As long as you’re are forward and honest with your closest friends and canna-companions, you can expect the same in return. With those around you in such good moods, you will have more time for groovy adventures and extended smoke sessions.  Just be sure to keep your smoke circle close, and the ganja ready to roll. You can be assured, everyone will be in the highest spirits!

Virgo March 2018

Stoner Virgo, we are aware of the old adage: sharing is caring. It will be important to remember this phrase in March. This does not only apply to celebrating the good times, as you are likely to be called upon to help lift those nearest to you in their time of need. The good news is you have plenty of resources at your disposal this month! You are more than capable of accomplishing all you set out to achieve, and will still have enough in the gas tank to make sure those in your smoke circle make it across the finish line with you.

While the best advice you can follow is to simply “go with the flow,” it doesn’t mean you will not be required to put in long hours and work hard. As long as you take the time to look ahead, there should be few troubles you cannot easily avoid. Think on it, toke on it, and then get down to business. Sometimes cannabis can cause us to have our head in the clouds. In your case, it will be the uplifting motivator taking you to ever higher levels of achievement.

Your role as a leader will be apparent during this period. Whether you are in a management position or entry level, your coworkers will seek out and value your opinions. In order to get things done and to keep the crew moving forward, you will need to be assertive. However, you will also need to be equally attentive, so nobody falls behind the rest of the group. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be tangible, Stoner Virgo, and will surely make a positive impact on all who cross your path. If you feel yourself losing steam, take the time to rest and recharge your cosmic batteries. A little R&R, rest and recreational cannabis, may be precisely the herbal remedy you need to get back to the grind.

Although there are no foreseeable problems you will encounter in your homelife, be sure you do not neglect these obligations either. The bulk of your success will manifest in personal growth and accomplishments at work. But, you still need to spread the love at home. If you do experience any troubles with loved ones, double check to make sure these moments are not self-inflicted. More likely, one or both involved misheard or misunderstood which is easily remedied, just listen again. The peace pipe can do exactly what it says by allowing everyone to get on the same level and share common ground. Only then will you be able to follow the wise words of Bob Marley and “love the life you live and live the life you love.”

Taurus March 2018

Stoner Taurus March will be dominated by the influence of the Moon. You will feel a natural desire to change and grow within your current life plain. Nothing will stand in your way. All positive change is within your reach and possible in March.

Full Moon March 1st: Self Discipline
Stoner Taurus your mission begins at the break of March with the full Moon of the 1st. This period will be all about shedding any negative vibrations from previous periods. Detoxification is a good way to look at this period. But there are many ways to look at detox. You could see it as an opportunity for a tolerance break from the sacred herb. Perhaps you will set your mind to detox from hypocrisy or concepts that disappoint you psychologically. No matter what you find as a focus of detoxification, your participation in the discipline of personal growth will create an ideal start to the month of March.

New Moon March 17th: Fresh Start
The new Moon on the 17th of March will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. A medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb during this period should focus on a new adventure. The Moons of March will assist you in accomplishment stoner Taurus. With negative skins shed, you will be ready to set off building positive momentum and memories in the direction you desire.

Full Moon March 31st: Cleansing
The major Moon phase for the stoner Taurus in March will come to an end with the full Moon of the 31st. Take time for yourself on this date. Celebrate the personal growth and transition you found in the March period. The final full Moon will act as a cosmic cleansing bath exiting this moment of discipline and transition. You will be ready to continue your terrestrial travels into the future with renewed strength and direction.

Scorpio March 2018

Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical process of decision making.

Energy and productivity will be high. There will be no need to contemplate strains or species of the sacred herb as universal support will be strong enough that no herbal energetic compensation will be required. However, you must stay engaged in every aspect of your life. Avoid superfluous opportunities. Focus on direct task oriented achievements. In other words, embrace the daily grind stoner Scorpio. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on engaging your third eye. See opportunities from a high altitude so that as much information can be taken in before embarking on a specific path. The more you risk the more you can lose. Especially if you rely on the advice or work of others to complete your projects. This is not the period to place trust in others. Straight forward progress of your own work within your own responsibility will see you through to success this month.

You must take time to take care stoner Scorpio. Your mind and your cosmic space suit need your attention in March. With a go-go lifestyle full of moments of deep contemplation and concentrative decisions, you must take moments to recover and recuperate. Schedule moments of solitude. Get lit stoner Scorpio. Find a natural spring to use as a retreat. Maybe a hiking adventure to that hidden waterfall for the most majestic smoke spot will suit you well. Perhaps take that yoga or spin class you have been thinking about. Or a deep meditative dive in a float tank is the perfect joint. Seek healthy alternative states to enhance your personal growth. Invite some cannabis companions along for the adventure. Smoke buddies that sweat together, stay healthy together.

Cancer March 2018

Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.

You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.

The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.

Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.