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Scorpio January 2016

Conundrum…is a wine that pairs nicely with a fruity hybrid cannabis strain.  I suggest both for you stoner, Scorpio.  January will be somewhat of a conundrum in itself.  Not that it will be particularly negative.  Just rather trying.  Be sure to find time for the sacred herb and self-reflection each week.  

Your working world will be less stressful than last month if you can find ways to do mental yoga.  The same problems exist and yes, you can help sort them out.  Although, baby steps are required; not for you, rather for your co-workers.  How well you have planned and how well you communicate will be key to seeing any real change.  Do yourself a favor and keep that sativa hybrid in your pocket.  The motivational benefits of the higher sativa strain will help you remove some of those pesky tasks that are piling up on your plate.  This is not a month to take on more responsibilities.  

The wine I mentioned earlier will be a much welcome relief for you and your lover or potential lover.  Your love life is the beautiful conundrum in January.  Towards mid-month, it will take a turn for the exciting.  Keeping your head level will be important.  Don’t let it get too big or you’ll miss the potential questioning of your lover.  You must see beyond the words for that is what will need to be addressed.  Use your wit and charm and it will be rewarding.  Be kind to all your family members this month, as they will be blessing you with kindness.  Any sharp remarks now will endanger the trust you have ensued.  So be kind, drink wine and feel the warmth of your favorite bowl alight with flame.

Scorpio December 2016

The month of December 2016 brings much abundance to the stoner Scorpio.  Every task you have on your plate can be brought to completion this month.  You will also find that any new task you take on will coincide well with your wants and needs.  If you can, keep your pipe for inspiration but use it lightly this month.

In your working world brace yourself for more of the same ol’ same ol’.  Your partners or managers will sing the same ol’ song.  The stoner Scorpio thinks much differently and more forward than the rest of the zodiac.  You do in fact have the best of intentions and the best ideas.  Unfortunately, you will not be heard & your ideas will be put on back burners.  You’ve seen this time and time again.  This time may be the last time for these collegues to hear your ideas.  They will inevitably come to the same conclusion you have, but, it will be months later and probably too late.   As you will have moved on and I say good for you!  Stay on your best game and only toke if necessary during work this month.  Don’t let the agitation get you down as it is readying you for your next step.

Break out the indica in the evenings! This is your relaxation time and it is time to put your work day to rest.  Do more with your loved ones and enjoy life.  It is not all about work my stoner Scorpio!  Spend quality time with your partner and enjoy each other.  Your friends will be full of merriment so see them too!  You will all need each other at the end of this year.