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ARIES APRIL 2017

Last month was about becoming aware, stoner Aries. Now that you are more aware, April of 2017 will demand that you realize and accept all of yourself. The road of self actualization will fulfill your soul’s deepest longings. Keep an indica heavy strain around for all the self reflection that you’ll be doing this month.

Self actualization is a deeply intimate process. You will feel like you want to shut yourself up and learn as much as possible. Unfortunately, you’ll need to do just the opposite. The beauty of the cosmos is blessing you with inner knowledge, social excitement and working success. There ain’t no rest for the wicked…so get to work!

Stoner Aries, the working sphere will be quite the showcase of your talents in the April time period. Last month you paved the way for your success today. This month you will show everyone how to work it with a mastery that even you have not seen. You must remember to mind your p’s and q’s when it comes to how you deal with your co-workers or business partners. Selfish endeavours will do you no justice either; so when in doubt, take a break, hit the vape and meditate.

Love and harmony are within your grasp stoner Aries. Love is about respect for one another, not serving or being served. Is your current love journey about you as a couple, or just you, or just them? Look deep within yourself during your meditative smoke session. Make sure you are on the right track. If you are, then grab your lover and get moving! You need to do things and feel things and well…Live! Do not be excessive, but do enjoy yourself. If you’re single, all your inner work will pay off by the end of the April time period! Happy Spring Aries, 2017 is your year!

GEMINI APRIL 2017

Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.

At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.

What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.

AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.

If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.

While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.

VIRGO APRIL 2017

Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of nothing to do, but this period of peaceful calm is a tremendous opportunity. A quiet mind allows a creative soul to come to the forefront.

Relax stoner Virgo. Breathe and let it be. As you meditate with the sacred herb this month, focus on projects and endeavors that you are passionate about. So often you place these desires to the side in favor of the task at hand. The universe has opened up a peaceful window where these tasks will not be tantamount to your success. So peacefulness will not be complacency, it will be an opportunity to expand the desires from within. The sacred herb will help you see these long repressed interests and desires.

Work flow will not be unusual. Whether you are stuck in the corporate grind or swashbuckling your own way through the capitalistic structure, there will still be problems and obstacles in your way. With a confident calm you should be able to solve and move beyond any of these obstacles placed in front of you.

The same calm theme will be present in your personal life stoner Virgo. April is not the time to force the issue at hand or over communicate. Sometimes friendship and love is about allowing someone to be the themselves and giving them the opportunity to solve and grow from their mistakes. For single Virgos, meeting someone new isn’t always from a romantic perspective. Even simple acquaintances or chance encounters can become life-long cannabis companions.

It’s not a waste of time stoner Virgo. It’s time for you.

TAURUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.

Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.

Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.

SCORPIO APRIL 2017

A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.

The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.

Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.

All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?

LIBRA APRIL 2017

Stoner Libra, the April time period will be adventurous and productive. The planets have aligned to put in you in a position for success and good fortune. However, the universe is only blessing you with the gift of support stoner Libra. Blessings and gifts of good fortune will only come with action and diligence.

It’s time to take a tolerance break stoner Libra. One of the magical aspects of the sacred herb is that it is not physically addictive. Any dependence or reliance on the sacred herb is in your head. You have always been in control of the green road you follow. It’s time to turn off the green road and pave a new path for the second spring month. You will always be able to find your way back to the green road when the time is right.

The cosmos will be supportive of decisive action and community participation in April stoner Libra. Both in the work life and love life, all blessings will be up to your concentrated effort. Now is the time to participate in any team building exercises at work or volunteer for any projects within your company. What are you interested in stoner Libra? Seek out a group centered around your passion. Whether you organize or simply participate, networking with your fellow cannabis companions will be crucial to personal success. Maybe there is a hike you and your cannabis companions have always wanted to tackle. Maybe you have discussed an “art night.” The time is now to get out there and mingle.

With a clear head and ambitious spirit, the April time period will bear delicious fruit. The key will be diligent concentration and strong decision making.

CAPRICORN APRIL 2017

Stoner Capricorn, Mars and the Moon have aligned to bring you a satisfying and relaxing month of April. The easy flow of the universe will make simple problems and obstacles bounce off you with an ease you normally do not feel. Now is the time stoner Capricorn! You can break out that sweet Indica green your mom warned you about. A nice meditative session with couch lock can be a healing and recuperative state. Do not misinterpret my words stoner Capricorn; rest, recuperation, and an easy flow are not excuses for inaction or laziness.

Work must still be done in the April time period stoner Capricorn. But the cosmos has blessed you with a warm wind to help you with comfortable accomplishments. The key to the April time period is independent thought. During your meditative smoke sessions in April try to focus on what makes you unique, and how you approach situations & problems. Start the month with an intent towards organization. Uncluttering your mind will help your thoughts and decisions flow more freely. All of this will help as the universal flow will be calm and supportive.

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” Not always stoner Capricorn. Towards the end of the April time period, do not let the easy flow of the universe distract you from solid decision making and constructive analysis. New cannabis companions should be vetted with objectivity. Do not turn a blind third eye towards enthusiastic new acquaintances.

Aquarius July 2016

While the month may not unfold in the precise ways you have planned, stoner Aquarius, your days will still be filled with plenty of excitement.  You may feel that you are left to your own devices and that the universe is overlooking you.  But, you will be able to accomplish and overcome any of the problems that pop up.  You may have to reach out to your smoking buddies to get the help you need in order to burn through these issues.  And, know that they will be more than glad to help you finish that bowl.  Once you all have tackled your toking duties, let the conversation flow.  Even if it feels like you are being isolated, you are not alone.  Use the wisdom offered by your partners in chronic and you will be amazed at how simple the solution turns out to be.

In past months you may have felt that you weren’t accomplishing your tasks at work with full force.  Aquarius, you will be able to see things through at 100% as long as you are willing to ask for assistance.  Don’t let your pride be the reason why you do not meet with full success.  You may be surprised by your peers, both with their competence in the workplace and their competence when it comes to cannabis.  Using the buddy system when doing work will leave all parties involved more energies to enjoy that beautiful bud off the clock.  The best advice in order to keep grinding at work is to keep the herb ground and ready to roll at home.

Although you may feel that you are supposed to go at it alone, pay attention to what’s going on with those around you.  Just like the workplace, relationships at home can be easily overlooked if we do not listen to what’s happening to others.  But, if we are willing to invest the time to help others, you will see all the payoffs.  Each person will be able to have the others’ back, and then you will just have to figure out who’s bringing the green.

Capricorn March 2016

Capricorn stoner, you have come a long way.  You have traveled through the scorching pain of the hot cosmic valleys and risen with much elation to the peaks of positive cosmic influences.  March may just wrap up your past year all in one month!  Life is all about perspective Capricorn stoner.  Dramatic situations can always be worse and better at the same time.  In march, life will become all about how you manage the dramatic events that have the potential of overwhelming you.  You know yourself better than anyone.  You must use the sacred herb as a tool in your life at this point.  Selection of the appropriate time and strength of indulgences will be key to riding the emotional waves of March.

Perspective and patience in the work place are vital in March.  The drama will find you, but you are in control of how you react and influence emotional events.  Keep a keen eye on your emotions when dealing with conflict.  Sometimes letting something sit to approach or tackle in the future is the best option versus meeting something head on with emotions of the moment.
Warning:  Don’t get swept up with your cannabis companions in March.  Keeping an even temperament with emotions is crucial to diffuse negative dramatic events, but this same philosophy must be employed to keep you from leaping into situations you might later regret.  Well, regret is a harsh term I don’t like to use, but we must keep a responsible head when our emotions want to take us into the clouds.