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Pisces August 2017

Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.

This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.

The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.

Sagittarius August 2017

Some believe that those who smoke are lazy or simply slackers. Your momentum and accomplishments this month, Stoner Sagittarius, will be substantial evidence showing that this stereotype is not always proven to be true. In fact, you will find yourself at a sprinter’s pace, overcoming hurdles and obstacles at an impressive pace. While this will be a positive attribute in the workplace, be careful not to run too quickly through the pleasantries in life. During the brief months of summer, be sure to follow through with plans that may have been established in previous months. Whether it’s a hike on a new trail, a cannabis infused dinner party with friends, or that yearly getaway where you can focus on relaxing with some of our favorite herb.

It will be important to allow your downtime to be all that you need it to be, and to keep this time separate from work spaces. Seeds that you planted long ago, will be ripening and you will experience the great harvest of your labors. You will be much too busy turning those plans into actions and actions into results to allow yourself to become distracted. If you are able to stay focused when you’re in work-mode, you will enjoy the best of both worlds: solid work accomplishments in the day, and successful smoke sessions during the evening hours.

Be sure to give credit where credit is due, Stoner Sagittarius. All of the success you encounter, while a direct result of your hard work, was not achieved without the help and support of those around you. But, the benefits go both ways. While you have had help accomplishing your dreams, you have been equally helpful to close friends and family. This month, it will not be a bad investment to expand your smoking circle. New friends and faces means new minds to help pursue roads yet to be explored. So, get out there and explore Stoner Sag, new opportunities and people are waiting for optimistic influence.

Scorpio August 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will help to keep you grounded during uncertain times. You should not fear this uncertainty, however, as this period in your life does not explicitly contain changes for the worse. It simply means that you should prepare yourself for things to look and feel differently. If you are able to find and hold onto your center, you will be better equipped to embrace all that is new, and find the upside in everything.

One area you are sure to find peace is in the workplace. While peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean slow or uneventful, it is in your work that you will find your groove. Although you may find yourself this month with more questions than answers, be confident that the projects you accomplish this month will be long lasting. Keep your goals in plain view, that is, try to keep separate your herbal/homelife and tasks required for your job. By leaving the pipe at home, you will be able to maintain a clear focus on the finish line, which will give you an advantage over your competitors.

The home front, Stoner Scorpio, will feel no less abrasive, at least at first. But, remember, that ultimately, you control the outcome. There shouldn’t be any direct conflicts with those near to you. However, behind the scenes, there may be disagreements that are not immediately noticed. These may be as simple as deciding what kind of pizza toppings to order, or more substantially where the family will vacation this year. Instead of ill-will, first try to pass the pipe, or a calming cannabis cigarette. All parties involved mean well, but may have trouble hearing input from others. As long as everyone is able to keep their mind and ears open, unnecessary arguments should be easily avoided.

Taurus August 2017

Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims of a cannabis companion. Before you can help others stoner Taurus, you must heal yourself.

Before the moon is full on the 7th of August, inhale the finest green of the sacred herb and look inward. This meditative smoke session must be more of a medicated smoke session. You have been hiding deep desires and passions that can transform your inner growth and spirituality. Take time to be selfish and focus all of your attention on what can heal you. The flesh is your astronautical cosmic space suit. Your personal vehicle needs attention and maintenance. August is the perfect time to reshape and enhance the vessel that propels you through the terrestrial plane.

The month of August is an opportunity to draw out that passionate project you have been neglecting. Creativity and art can heal the soul and uplift the spirit. Unfortunately your cannabis companions and loved ones cannot help you with this task. Your body and spirit need nurturing, and the only fertilizer available comes from within you. This untapped creativity can come in many forms in August stoner Taurus. Perhaps there is an untapped idea or venture that is related to work, but can become your own side project. You have always wanted to work on this project, but the realities of life have held your inspirations back.

August also brings an expansive time for the stoner Taurus. With a focus on your inner self, fellow cannabis companions will seek the protections of the Taurus bull. Your smoke circle will grow without effort. But heed my words stoner Taurus, internal focus is no excuse for poor manners. Never pass a cached bowl.

Virgo August 2017

Stoner Virgo stop! Listen to “Also sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.” This should give you the impact and necessary tone for your August reading. You see stoner Virgo, Mercury is in retrograde for you in the August time period. Perhaps a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb should take place during this reading. You see, August will present a sort of choose-your-own-adventure stoner Virgo.

Please adjust your seat into a full and upright position. Your flesh spacecraft is about to experience turbulence. Mercury retrograde will jam all communication devices. No new adventures should originate during this time period. Be alert and aware during the final summer month. Murphy is clearly in charge and you have no control. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

OR stoner Virgo. You can choose the adventure based in logic and reason. You see Mercury in retrograde may be a myth or a pseudoscience built on illogical coincidence and anecdotal experience. Mercury doesn’t ever move backwards! This retrograde term is based entirely on perception. Mercury’s orbit is smaller than Earth’s. And when it speeds passed Earth, it only appears to move backward. This happens about four times a year, and it is occurring now during your sign. I figured a nice logical explanation would be the perfect joint for you to smoke stoner Virgo. When you hear about the dreaded retrograde and your impending doom, please smoke about it and forget about it.

To be on the safe side, or a little paranoid, you should retrace your steps for the year. Toke time to analyze what got you to this point and where you are headed. You will find appreciation in triumphs and potentially discover missed opportunities that propelled you to this point in your astrological timeline. Avoid starting new projects, but begin planning your steps after Mercury has safely passed into another sign’s influence.

Leo July 2017

Stoner Leo, cosmic rays of July will rain down on you with a wonderful ease. Obstacles, road blocks, and drama will run off you like that hot summer splash of mountain lake water. With attention and desire all obstacles will fall away at work offering an opportunity for expansion of influence and monetary success. The Sun’s dominant position predicts movement and action for the stoner Leo. With planetary support this action will undoubtedly be positive. This cosmic fortune will not be luck stoner Leo. Adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you as road markers and signposts along the journey.

There is a word that comes to me for the stoner Virgo for July: Bubbly. Do you own a bubbler? With a positive mantra and confidence at your core, there is no guidance or recommendation for a strain or species of the sacred herb in July. The sacred herb will prove to be a significant participant along your second summer month adventure. Open yourself up stoner Leo; remember that you are the sign of the lion. With logic, solid decision making, and reasonable expectations, you should flow through smoke circles with ease. July is the time to collect fellow cannabis companions. There are many creative journeys to come on this cosmic roller coaster, and it is better road with fellow cosmonauts. Whether at campfires, festivals, or smoke spots, you are sure to encounter like minded cannabis companions.

A word of warning for the second summer month. You cannot allow yourself to fall into couch lock and miss the world around you. Be alert and ready for opportunities. Quick changes in direction will be required to take advantage of opportunities. Only an attentive and diligent stoner Leo will be able to seize the full potential of the July moment. Remember, adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you to your glory stoner Leo.

Pisces July 2017

During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.

It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.

The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.

Virgo July 2017

Stoner Virgo July will be a positive time. Cosmic forces will shine down on you with a warmth like the summer sun. Are you clever enough to see all the rays within the star’s gaze? Impactful events are probable in July that will affect the remainder of the year. However, these “events” may be on another dimensional plane. Awareness stoner Virgo. To take full advantage of the opportunity ahead, you must be in tune with your third eye.

Think outside of your sphere, or bubble. Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s not a smoke session without the meditation. Let’s not put a theme or a target on meditative smoke sessions in July. I have a feeling things will come quite naturally to you stoner Virgo. When you are high in the clouds you can see everything on the terrestrial platform, even yourself. July could offer consequential understanding key to long term success. Whatever success means, whether monetarily or with regards to a relationship, and even great conscious understanding; Let your third eye guide you.

Action will be required to take advantage of opportunities that come your way in July. Stay close to your trusted cannabis companions. Their help will solve obstacles that present themselves. Reluctance or complacency will be the only enemy for the stoner Virgo in July. DO NOT rely on the opinion or hand out from a casual smoke circle acquaintance. Their reliability may be like fools gold. Just remember stoner Virgo, you can see and solve all problems in July.

Love, passion, and human connection are in store for the single stoner Virgo. Yes, that adventurous side may come out in the second summer month. Embrace those quirks, after all didn’t they get you this far? Just remember as soon as you become too cool the universe will manifest a quick cold.

Cancer July 2017

Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.

Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.

This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.

Taurus July 2017

Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.