No one’s saying you should be a homebody this month, Stoner Virgo, but you will benefit from focusing the majority of your attentions to your home-life. In the hustle and bustle of the daily grind it can be easy to neglect particular facets of our many responsibilities. Especially this month, it is important you do not let it be your interpersonal relationships which are sacrificed for the sake of personal success. This will require you to take the time to meditate on future tasks and how they affect not only you, but those nearest to you. However, this does not mean you should be over cautious. Rather, be contemplative and decisive in your efforts. That way everyone will benefit from your strategic actions.
While it is not advised to mix work and herbal recreation, meditative smoke sessions may be helpful to contemplate more challenging problems in the workplace. Although it will be particularly important to maintain a clear head at work, medicated meditative smoke sessions will be useful to figure out your next business move. Your greatest asset this April will be time, Stoner Virgo. Our sweet Sativas will help to foster the creative environment needed to gain a more objective perspective and enable you to assess problems with a keen eye. Once you have analyzed each obstacle, act!
Stoner Virgo, a well tended garden will thrive and produce a bountiful crop. The same is true for our nearest relationships. There is no need for grand gestures or over-the-top displays of affection, but everyone appreciates their soil tilled now and again. Even the smallest ‘just because’ gift can brighten the day of your closest partners in chronic. Presents are great, but even more appreciated will be your presence Stoner Virgo. With sincere effort, you will be able to strike a perfect balance; taking care of yourself while giving yourself fully.
Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April. Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma. But don’t fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem. One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: No complaining. Dwelling or complaining about obstacles in your path may multiply their number.
First let’s remind ourselves about the true nature of communication. A message isn’t simply made up of content, but also receipt. In other words, the intent and substance of a message is dependent on the perception of the receiver. And this also works in the reciprocal.
April challenges will come in the form of miscommunication. During the month of 4/20, it will be likely that messages between loved ones and cannabis companions will be obscured by smoke clouds. Careful attention will be required to fan out the flames of potential problems. Without proper ventilation a simple misunderstanding could spark an emotional fire. Do what you can to clear the air and avoid obstructive smoke clouds. Put forth a concerted effort to see and hear your cannabis companions more clearly, and deliver your messages without cloudy obstructions.
Stoner Aquarius, you must apply the same diligence in communication with the work sphere. Clear communication with no equivocation must be your goal with coworkers and vendors. Leaderships requires acceptance of responsibility and a firm eye toward the detail of others. Just make sure to perform as you expect of others, or you will lose universal support due to hypocrisy.
In matters of love and the heart, you must go with the flow stoner Aquarius. Be yourself without inhibitions. Do not enter situations with expectations. Only disappointment will be found with pressure to achieve your lofty goals. The joy will be in the experience of the travel.
All of them. You got wrapped up into a little cosmic ball and thrust into your terrestrial space suit. Some planets will feed your loathing appetite to lose. Some planets may give you that logical push to play the cards right. Depending who you are and where our cosmic space ship is in relation to the solar system.
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Stoner Virgo, we are aware of the old adage: sharing is caring. It will be important to remember this phrase in March. This does not only apply to celebrating the good times, as you are likely to be called upon to help lift those nearest to you in their time of need. The good news is you have plenty of resources at your disposal this month! You are more than capable of accomplishing all you set out to achieve, and will still have enough in the gas tank to make sure those in your smoke circle make it across the finish line with you.
While the best advice you can follow is to simply “go with the flow,” it doesn’t mean you will not be required to put in long hours and work hard. As long as you take the time to look ahead, there should be few troubles you cannot easily avoid. Think on it, toke on it, and then get down to business. Sometimes cannabis can cause us to have our head in the clouds. In your case, it will be the uplifting motivator taking you to ever higher levels of achievement.
Your role as a leader will be apparent during this period. Whether you are in a management position or entry level, your coworkers will seek out and value your opinions. In order to get things done and to keep the crew moving forward, you will need to be assertive. However, you will also need to be equally attentive, so nobody falls behind the rest of the group. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be tangible, Stoner Virgo, and will surely make a positive impact on all who cross your path. If you feel yourself losing steam, take the time to rest and recharge your cosmic batteries. A little R&R, rest and recreational cannabis, may be precisely the herbal remedy you need to get back to the grind.
Although there are no foreseeable problems you will encounter in your homelife, be sure you do not neglect these obligations either. The bulk of your success will manifest in personal growth and accomplishments at work. But, you still need to spread the love at home. If you do experience any troubles with loved ones, double check to make sure these moments are not self-inflicted. More likely, one or both involved misheard or misunderstood which is easily remedied, just listen again. The peace pipe can do exactly what it says by allowing everyone to get on the same level and share common ground. Only then will you be able to follow the wise words of Bob Marley and “love the life you live and live the life you love.”
Stoner Taurus March will be dominated by the influence of the Moon. You will feel a natural desire to change and grow within your current life plain. Nothing will stand in your way. All positive change is within your reach and possible in March.
Full Moon March 1st: Self Discipline
Stoner Taurus your mission begins at the break of March with the full Moon of the 1st. This period will be all about shedding any negative vibrations from previous periods. Detoxification is a good way to look at this period. But there are many ways to look at detox. You could see it as an opportunity for a tolerance break from the sacred herb. Perhaps you will set your mind to detox from hypocrisy or concepts that disappoint you psychologically. No matter what you find as a focus of detoxification, your participation in the discipline of personal growth will create an ideal start to the month of March.
New Moon March 17th: Fresh Start
The new Moon on the 17th of March will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. A medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb during this period should focus on a new adventure. The Moons of March will assist you in accomplishment stoner Taurus. With negative skins shed, you will be ready to set off building positive momentum and memories in the direction you desire.
Full Moon March 31st: Cleansing
The major Moon phase for the stoner Taurus in March will come to an end with the full Moon of the 31st. Take time for yourself on this date. Celebrate the personal growth and transition you found in the March period. The final full Moon will act as a cosmic cleansing bath exiting this moment of discipline and transition. You will be ready to continue your terrestrial travels into the future with renewed strength and direction.
Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.
Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.
The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.
Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.
Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner Libra, there is plenty of positive aspects of a bright solar influence.
Pack a bowl full of the sacred Sativa species early and often. Quiet your mind, and allow your third eye to guide your meditative smoke sessions. Intuition and understanding have always been attributes of strength for the stoner Libra. In March this psychic understanding will be enhanced. Find every opportunity to quiet your surroundings and tune into your inner voice and your connection with the universe. This practice will help you avoid the scorching heat of extra sensitivity, and yet seek advantages in universal harmony.
Be active and be bold stoner Libra, but do so at a deliberate pace. March is the perfect period for planning projects and even starting new adventures. The energy from the solar influence will allow you to organize and receive a bounty of help from others. Blessed helpers may only require a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, pizza, and your companionship. Accomplishment will come from contemplative planning and collaborative execution.
Intuition and assertiveness will be the key to a harmonious personal life in March. Your meditative smoke session with the Sativa species will draw out ambition to solve problems. These problematic issues may not be from a current time period, but an old scab from a previous injury. March will be the perfect time to solve problems and overcome obstacles with family, lovers, and smoke buddies. You will be amazed at your power and influence in March stoner Libra. Trust your intuition, and feed your ambition. Just make sure to guard your sensitivities from hot solar flares.
Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.
Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.
You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.
The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.
Stoner Leo, this March, it will be beneficial to keep your pace at a slow yet persistent roll. And it won’t be a bad idea for you to roll one up often. Your to-do list is long, perhaps the winter months were a bit less productive than you originally thought. But, do not waste precious energies fretting over what didn’t get done. As we push through the final months of cold weather, you can remain optimistic you are heading into a hot streak! Whatever remains to be done or new endeavors you set out to accomplish, be confident you are more than ready to tackle any task you set your attentions to; and as you already know, there is much to do.
What you need now, Stoner Leo, is consistency. This is not the month to explore the vast universe of various strains and varieties of the sacred herb. Instead, the best advice is for you to find what works and stick with it. The overall recommendation is to find one or two sweet sativas which will help keep you motivated, mindful, and moving forward. If you do not already have one, it would be beneficial to keep a pen and notebook handy. You will have a plethora of creative ideas and solutions to problems and obstacles you are working on. However, it will be crucial to match each problem with an appropriate solution for success. Organization will be key to ensuring no effort is misplaced or wasted.
At home, it will be even more important for you to make sure every movement is deliberate and well calculated. Your interpersonal relationships will require some maintenance and your direct attention. Responding with your emotions should be avoided. You have a big heart Stoner Leo, but what will be required of you this month is your mindfulness. Your instinct will lead you to try to solve each problem head on. It will take a certain level of restraint, but sometimes the best approach is simply to have open ears and a freshly packed bowl. You may feel like those around you need a leader, but what will really help to get everyone through the daily grind is to be a kind bud.
Stoner Gemini, as we progress toward the coming spring months and all the warmth and new growth they promise, it will be important to focus on the transformations happening within you. The best investment you can make of your energies is to strive towards striking a balance between your inner workings and your outer surroundings. Maintaining this delicate equilibrium is important as leaning too far in any particular direction may result in unnecessary setbacks in others. This does not mean every facet should be given equal attention, but rather each area should be allotted what is required for desired growth. Whatever can be done to help to align your chakras will be efforts well spent. This might mean meditating with just you, yourself, and mary jane. It could be gathering with the ganja and your closest buds to talk about life, the universe, and everything. You know best Stoner Gem, what is needed to bring you peace.
While March ushers in the Spring season and everything around you will be rapidly changing, it is crucial for you to maintain a steady and sustainable pace. You will certainly be grinding hard to achieve your goals, but don’t forget to make time to grind a fresh green bowl and reflect upon your successes. But, in the same vein, do not allow your accelerated pace to be the reason you experience accidents that were necessarily avoidable. This is to say, Stoner Gemini, you are skilled and capable of achieving your current goals, just don’t let your hubris be the very reason for your hardships. Whether you are your own boss, or are working your way up the ladder of success, you will have opportunities this month to invoke and implement new and creative approaches to the obstacle you encounter. Be sure to use these tasks to their greatest potential and show critics and supporters alike all you are more than capable of.
With regards to the romantic front, all will be peaceful if you allow it to be. This means it will be important to not create problems where there are none. At first this sounds obvious, but sometimes you are prone to overanalyzing the situation, Stoner Gemini. What is sometimes needed is a step back or a second glance. What initially seems daunting may appear less detrimental when you allow yourself the time to see the situation from a different angle. Do not be afraid to share these concerns with your canna-companion or those dearest to you. Remember that there is little that cannot be overcome by sharing a peace pipe filled with cannabis and the willingness to have an open and honest conversation.