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Aquarius February 2018

Stoner Aquarius February has the potential to be huge! Pick up some gold blunt wraps because there will sure to be an occasion to celebrate. You know how this goes stoner Aquarius; I set you up big and then let you down gently. The big cosmic trick to February is that the celebratory celestial support will only come if the seeds have been planted and nurtured in the past.

February will be a positive period for you stoner Aquarius. However, don’t think of this period as lucky or fortunate. The fruit of this fortunate plant will be determined by the love and attention applied during cultivation. For some stoner Aquarius February will be the culmination of a large project or idea. It’s time to lean hard into the final stretch of this passionate project; for now is the time to switch from striving to achieving.

For those stoner Aquarians who do not have a project planted, there is still opportunity to be found in February. Take time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Seek positivity and clarity about your ambitions and passion. If you do not have a passion project ready to reach is cultivated culmination this month, this is simply an opportunity to start a passion project. What you start now will become the celebratory blessing in the future.

Let’s not leave Valentine’s Day out of our cosmic analysis. It’s time for you to take the lead stoner Aquarius. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, confidence and assertiveness will assist in your loving endeavors. Once again stoner Aquarius, have you planted the seeds of love? You will be much more likely to harvest the companionship of another if your have already fertilized and tilled the soil. Stumbling upon a new cannabis companion will be unlikely, but taking an existing cannabuddy to the next level will be possible in February.

Good luck stoner Aquarius, be bold and seize the day!

Out of the Cannabis Closet

Question: Hey Adora, cannabis is a rough subject in my family. What is a good way to go about telling your family you are a cannabis user? My biggest concern however is Grandparents, who I know can have strong opinions against cannabis.

Answer: Wow! Just know you are not alone. Decades of drug war propaganda have definitely stigmatized the sacred herb. Coming out of the closet at a cannabis consumer can be hard, especially when loved ones have been programmed to think cannabis is the devil’s weed. The first step is to understand where your family members are coming from, especially grand parents. They really want what is best for you. Try to see things from their perspective.

Arm yourself with the facts! If your family is capable of logical persuasion, be sure you have facts like ‘cannabis is not physically addictive’ in your pocket before entering the conversation.

Consider unfolding your personal information on a need to know basis. Why do you feel the need to challenge your grand parents? Consider your own motivation for creating a challenging situation. Are you just being rebellious? If you live on your own, then simply stating that you believe cannabis is a helpful sacred herb, and it is welcome in your home is an easy way to let loved ones know how you feel. But this must come with respect for family members that do not feel the same as you. In other words, what you do in your home is your business, but there is no need to throw your love of cannabis in the face of loved ones in their home.

With respect and love, strong family bonds can overcome differences in opinion.

Kush for Valentine’s Day

Question: I need some advice on creating a kush themed V-Day gift for my significant other. What are some of my options?

Answer: First keep in mind that the presentation is half the battle. If you take the time to create a thoughtful gift, please take the time to present it to him/her as a gift.

Naturally if you are in a state with recreational cannabis, this may be a simple no-brainer. If you do I would suggest getting something he/she hasn’t tried before. I was pleasantly surprised by a cannabis drink the other day. But a simple cannabis gift may lack originality and personality. See the answer to follow.

Outside of a recreational state? Let’s get creative! Without knowing if this is for a man or woman, we can keep things generic. I appreciate gifts that are unique and come with a story. Here are some items that would be appreciated by a man or woman, and won’t imply too much or too little about your love:
Hemp Backpack: This is a great idea because you can then stuff it full of little candies or a cuddly bear.
The Glass Twisty Blunt invented by 7pipe is an innovative and wonderful little travel pipe. Make the gift even better by preloading it!

Good luck stoner lover! As long as you put thought and caring into the gift, and present it well, he/she will be ecstatic to be with you.

Aries January 2018

Stoner Aries should expect to experience an intense beginning to the 2018 new year; intense, but enjoyable in the same breath. You are likely to discover new insights into the inner workings of those closest to you, but be assured the greatest lessons learned will be in the realm of self realization. Be warned, however, not all of your discoveries will be positive in nature. However, as the first sign of the stoner Zodiac, you need to remember you are in direct control when it comes to how you respond to these situations. Sometimes in life you may not get the best grade of smoke, but you can always upgrade your smoking device. The point is these are the times when it is more effective to change your approach, not the problem.

While the weather this time of year often motivates people to stay inside where it is warm and cozy, you can still make productive use of this time. You certainly want to avoid couchlock or becoming stagnant. This down time is the perfect opportunity to make plans for when the weather warms and spring brings back the sun. Stick to the sativas, Stoner Aries, they will help keep you moving, at least mentally. You have plenty of creative ideas that you need to get down on paper, the cerebral highs of sativas will magnify these tendencies, as well as help keep you motivated when chasing fervently after your goals.

Avoid unnecessary conflict in the workplace. Although this advice is good year round, January is likely to bring additional troubles. The good news is most problems you encounter can be easily cleared up by using your words. The worst thing to do is to waste energies or engage in arguments over simple misunderstandings that could have been avoided if all parties involved took the time to actually hear what the other were trying to say.

When it comes to loved ones or lovers, Stoner Aries, the best you can do is to be a good listener. It isn’t going to hurt to have the peace pipe ready with a freshly packed bowl, it can be a great equalizer. Undeniable is the truth that “sharing is caring.” You may even change someone’s day for the better without even knowing it. While others will certainly benefit from your kindness, there is a great deal you will gain by considering your friends’ and family’s perspectives when contemplating your life, the universe, and everything. As much as possible, do not rush to make decisions. Be sure to weigh potential outcomes before taking action, and when possible get a second opinion on the bigger choices that may result in more substantial transformations.

Capricorn January 2018

Stoner Capricorn 2018 will start with a slow steady burn. Inhale the positivity and exhale the negativity. January will be all about your personal journey, both in the work and personal sphere. Be prepared for touching deep emotions buried long ago. Your journey of personal growth and understanding may require digging up these buried issues to reach resolution.

There is no recommendation on a particular species of the sacred herb for January. However, you must find a quiet and comfortable place for medicated meditative smoke sessions. Take a deep dive within yourself. There is insight into yourself and your family waiting to be discovered. Through the sacred herb you can reach understanding and forgiveness for yourself and a family member. It’s all right there, just buried under the surface of anxiety, fear, and anger. Push through this superfluous layer of emotion, and you will be able to solve any longstanding familial issues. The emotional hard work now will pay off in future time periods.

Much like your personal emotional journey stoner Capricorn, your productivity will be all about your own effort. Coworkers and cannabis companions will not be in a position to support your efforts this month. Do not try to change this. Your success will fall solely on your shoulders. Take a diligent hands-on approach this month. The cosmos will support your efforts as long as you use a keen third eye toward details. This month a job well done is a job done alone. In the end you will find blessings from this strengthened attention to personal responsibility.

Speaking of personal responsibility! You must forgo all expectations of a cannabis companion coming to your rescue stoner Capricorn. Pack your own bowl on your travels and loosen your rules on bowl matching. Reliance on others may leave you dry on a cold wet night.

Leo January 2018

Stoner Leo are you ready for all the wonders and opportunities that 2018 will provide? Well, slow your roll a bit. The January time period will be more about planning for the highs instead of feeling the highs of 2018. I recommend a cerebral Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in contemplative meditative smoke sessions in January. This month will be quite pleasant and regular for the stoner Lion, but there will be moments that require restraint versus action.

The work sphere and personal sphere are intertwined in January stoner Leo. Cosmic winds of action will be stagnant in this winter month. Early in the month, plan a mediative smoke session with the sacred herb. Direct your third eye toward contemplation over action. In the work sphere you will find plenty of opportunity to plan for 2018. Have you contemplated a change in career or turning that hobby into a business? There will be plenty of time to act in future time periods, but now is the period of planning and thought. In the personal sphere there will be plenty of opportunities to be the dank nugget of support for a cannabis companion. Your smoke circle does not need you to swoop in like a ferocious lion this month. Sometimes all people need is a purring gentle kitty.

Go at it alone! Critical decisions and projects will not aid in the help or assistance of others this month stoner Leo. No matter how well intended your cannabis companions are, obstacles are best overcome by your own accord. Group efforts to solve problems will lead to confusion that could exacerbate your situation. Universal forces will ensure your success. Be confident stoner Lion, you got this!

Take care with loved ones. Be gentle with strangers. In moments of pressure be kind. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Leo.

Taurus January 2018

Stoner Taurus, the start of 2018 will be all about you. This may sound exciting, but the month of January won’t be about realized outward expectations. Instead, January will be a month of inward care and attention. Early in the month it will be important to curl up with a warm blanket and your favorite Purple Kush. A deep medicated meditative smoke session will help center you on the internal journey ahead. On this journey to the center of yourself, the most important aspect is the effort itself. A destination of revelation will not occur if the effort is not filled with comfort and love. So relax stoner Taurus. Make sure your terrestrial space suit is depressurized, and enjoy the internal cosmic journey.

The stoner bull is strong, confident, and dependable! These wonderful traits do not come magically, but from action and experience. Sometimes it is hard to see the wonderful traits we possess within ourselves. We need to give ourselves credit and love for our strengths instead of criticism and doubt for our weaknesses. “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Buddha.

Be forewarned, stoner Taurus, as with any cosmic journey, there will be bumps along the way. As you travel through the layers of yourself, negative emotions will come to the surface. Understanding that these bumps are merely part of the process will help you continue on your journey. If the weight of your travels becomes too heavy, switch your meditative smoke sessions to a light hybrid strain of the sacred herb.

Do you have a bad habit you have been trying to step away from stoner Taurus? January is the best month of the year to successfully peel away this destructive habit. Through introspection, self analysis, and renewed love for yourself, you will position yourself and emerge as the strong bull everyone loves and admires.

I wish every month was filled with quips about smoke circles, cannabis companions, and terrestrial adventures with the sacred herb. But alas stoner Taurus, life just isn’t always one cosmic cannabis party. It takes a month like this, with hard work on ourselves, to enable us to receive and enjoy the fruits of life.

Gemini January 2018

Get out the Smokin Js papers stoner Gemini, the start to 2018 will be a slow burn. Of course life is what you make it, and there will be opportunities for adventure. However, cosmic alignments favor the contemplative twin versus the bold. Meditative smoke sessions during the month should focus on comfort and warmth. A nice deep Indica strain will suit you nicely for January.

Both the work and personal spheres are tied together this month stoner Gemini. You can accomplish a lot within a period of inaction. Now is the time to plan the moves of 2018! Important decisions and actions related to work and your personal life should be put off until a more optimal planetary position supports your endeavors. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t place great effort into the discovery of what those future actions will look like.

Michelle Sandlin said, “There is no greater journey than the one that you must take to discover all of the mysteries that lie within you.” Stoner Gemini now is the time to dive deep within yourself. As the universe provides protection within a warm comfortable place of solitude, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should be used to discover more about yourself. Often there are many facts beyond our perspective. Understanding, and more importantly acknowledging, the perspective of others is key to cosmic contentment. Often you may be guided by your emotions. Acting too quickly on emotion can cause embarrassment or pain. Understanding yourself, and trusting your position in relation to others will sooth sharp points of anxiety and emotion.

Stoner Gemini, mining for golden insight within your soul can be exhausting. Take time this month to turn your cozy confines into a creative safe space. Spark one up and let your passion come to the forefront. Creating something that is original and personal will help you with the winding road of personal growth. In the future you will look back at January as a month you created a basis for success.

Pisces January 2018

Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.

Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.

Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.

Aquarius January 2018

Stoner Aquarius, while some will commence this 2018 New Year with a running start, it will be best if you settle into a deliberate pace. It is important you continue to look ahead to the future, but possibly even more important is to be sure of your plans before you embark on any new adventure. This advice holds true during most times, but with all of the ambiguity the new year brings, it will be even more pertinent now. Although it is recommended you proceed with caution, you definitely want to avoid couchlock. Find yourself a good Sativa strain, and stick with it during the start of a new year. While change will occur slowly, and hopefully on your part, deliberately, it will be most beneficial to maintain forward momentum. By harnessing the creative properties of uplifting Sativas, you will be able to make more efficient movement of the choices you make.

Although you are embarking on a new year, with new surprises and experiences, it will be important to finish old projects before you explore any uncharted territories. This is simply a call back to the notion that it will be imperative to be sure of your path forward before you proceed. Counter to the idea of going nowhere fast, you will see more substantial and fruitful results from all of your endeavors. By taking the time to look ahead, you will be able to identify any roadblocks and obstacles that could hinder your success. Because of your diligence, you will not waste time, unnecessarily doing a task twice. This means you will have a good balance between work and relaxing.

Being mindful, Stoner Aquarius, also means paying attention to your stash levels. You definitely do not want to go to pack a celebratory bowl for a job well done, only to find your stash jar is empty! Plus, your peaceful vibes are certain to be noticed by friends and family. You don’t want to disappoint when a loved one needs you to share a special bowl with them.

Your desires and goals, by no means should take a backseat. However, you are likely to find your loved ones to be front and center in many of your pursuits. By focusing on what is right in front of you, peace, love, and harmony will permeate every part and person who is fortunate enough to cross your path.