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Aquarius October 2015

The simplest path, stoner Aquarius, is not always the correct path.  When faced with the decision of quick, or creative responses, go with the latter.  Don’t wait for the stars or other people to reveal what is the right choice, be a trailblazer.  For that matter, be a blunt blazer.  As long as you’ve already picked your destination, it doesn’t matter if you spend a little more time by taking the scenic route.  It is recommended that you keep that celebratory joint un-sparked until you reach your final destination.  If not, you may allow yourself to become easily distracted and you could end up in completely unknown territory.

This October it is advised to enjoy some of your smoke sessions on the solo.  Spending time enjoying your bowls without any external distractions will allow you the time you need to stay focused on what is important.  With this in mind, whether or not you include the pipe, the time you spend on self-reflection will prove beneficial.  There will be those who offer advice, even if it wasn’t asked for, but you are the one ultimately who is affected.  So, remember at the end of the day, the decision is yours and yours alone.

With regards to perhaps that special someone, just because you have a path in mind, doesn’t mean you can’t take small detours.  If you have a lover, invite them to join in on some of your smoking time.  It is possible to share a path but not sacrifice your preferences.  You do not have to fear straying from your goals.  However, by allowing yourself to experience someone else’s perspective you will not narrow your path, but instead expand the horizon of your journey.

Libra October 2015

Stoner Libra, October will have you feeling a little out of your element as pressing (and potentially unpleasant) issues require you to turn the bulk of your attention to the workplace.  The Cosmos will be unable to protect you from the negative emanations headed your way.  Just remember:  If you can maintain mental clarity and strength during this time, you will be able to overcome any obstacles you meet with grace.  I would recommend using an Indica strain (in moderation).  You’ll benefit from its relaxing properties in stressful times, and avoid the spacey-ness that comes from a Sativa strain.  A one-hitter is probably your best bet during the day to avoid over-medicating and losing needed motivation.

You’ve probably knew it was a long time coming, but there are things at work that require immediate action, with some drastic changes in order, especially if you hold any kind of leadership position.  Do not let the fear of confrontation deter you, as these issues must be dealt with in a timely fashion.  Odds are, you’ve probably let things slide for too long.  Your cooperative and fair-mannered approach will be appreciated by all parties involved.  If things are left unaddressed, or you choose to let your focus wander, you might find yourself in a downward spiral that will affect you more negatively than anyone else.  If you choose this path it may be hard to bounce back from the fallout.

In comparison to work, the other aspects of your life will flow pretty effortlessly.  Positive or negative, the outcomes of any personal relationships have already been predetermined by past actions or lack thereof.  Don’t allow yourself get distracted with thoughts of what might have been.  When one bowl burns out, load a new one.  Don’t try to scrape the remaining residue–I assure you, it will never smoke the same.  If you can accept things as they are and continue to move forward, you can shift your focus to who and what you hold of highest value.

Cancer September 2015

Stoner Cancer the month of September may have you wrecked like that medible you ate last weekend.  All your past decisions will be up for trial this month so hold on tight and do your best to stick to your guns.  If you were right before you are still ahead of the curve.  Although, any past mistakes are likely to rear their ugly heads one more time this first month of fall.  

It is not a month to dab dream, Crab.  You will need every ounce of your wits about you.  If you are in need of a break or motivation; stick with the sacred Sativa or nothing at all.  You will encounter problem after problem in every part of your life.  You have to remember to believe in yourself and face every issue head on.  Do not mindlessly do as you are told.  Do what is absolutely right for you.  This is especially true for you this month in your business matters.  Be quick to take action and make your moves as you see fit.

In matters of the heart you will feel like a volcano has erupted and the molten lava is burning away all the houses you’ve built over the years.  Just because issues are flaming high this month it does not mean you need to get all hot and bothered.  Take on each situation one at a time.  Keep your fire in your bowl and a level head in conversations.  Sometimes burning away the old is the best way to find new and greener pastures of prosperity.   

Gemini September 2015

Stoner Gemini, brace yourself this month.  September brings on an awkward period for you.   Neither your professional career, nor your personal life will be flying high.  The planets positive and negative emanations will be blocked out by each other, neutralizing most of their support or bad influences.  You’re not winning,  you’re not losing, you’re really just staying afloat.  But hey, don’t you worry!  As Bob says:  “Every little thing is going to be alright”.  Normally a Sativa strain is your best bet, but a nice Indica hybrid might help you mellow and find some inner peace.  

Try not to overcompensate for your lack of “achievements” by over exerting yourself.  I know this may be a hard concept for your attention-driven, go-getter attitude to grasp; but, excelling should not be a top priority for you.  After so many consistent months of kicking ass at your job, I think you’ve earned a break from your T-break.  Now I am not suggesting that you sit in a foggy haze of stale smoke for the next month.  I’m just saying it wouldn’t kill you to “smoke two joints before you smoke two joints”, if you are picking up what I’m laying down.

The one thing that you are probably aware of by this point, is that your non-existent love life has finally received a little planetary support these last few months.  It’s exciting, and you will finally be sure of what direction you want things to go.  However, your words and actions are not coming across as clear as you think.  Be mindful to the way you portray your feelings or you might be as deceitful as that huge wake and dab you’re never sure why you thought was a good idea.  Every success you have remains entirely in your hands this month. Only you can light that bowl, but don’t get carried away, or you’ll roast the whole thing.

Taurus September 2015

Stoner Taurus, patience will be your saving grace this month.  If you are not careful, September has the potential to bring many situations that will be stickier than freshly heated resin.  Arguments with your friends or colleagues is more probable than you’d like to think.  Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s inevitable.  Inhale green goodness, exhale brown bull.  

Trying to fly under the radar will be in your best interest this month.  Do your best to not to overstep any boundaries or give your unsolicited input on a topic.  Yes, we all know your highly opinionated, and (odds are) you’re probably right, but bite your tongue and keep it to yourself for now or you’ll have no smoking buddies left by the end of the month.  Remember:  Patience is key.  If you can silently watch from the sidelines, and focus on yourself, you’ll gradually start to see things smooth over by the end of the month.

It is likely that you’ll be feeling conflicted or confused about some major issues.  Know that it’s not the ganja clouding your mind.  Just keep on that righteous path you’ve been on for the last few months.  You are very intuitive, even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes. Although you’ll be laying low, you can still help to raise your vibration.  It has to start from the inside out.  Love and acceptance conquers all.  Now is a good time for inner reflection and it would be wise to escape the social beckonings of others at this time.  Grab your sacred herb and your favorite traveling pipe, and head for the hills.  Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than connecting with nature, and what better way to say goodbye to Summer?   

Leo September 2015

Stoner Leo, are you a fan of the Brady Bunch?  Nothing ever got that family down, and it seemed they always came out on top just when problems looked their worst.  I think you will have a very Brady September.  Spark one up and throw “Sunshine Day” on the radio.  It may seem cheesy, but life is sunny and swell for the stoner Leo in September.
Relax, work will work itself out in September.  All major work place obstacles and dilemmas can be solved with a smile and a positive attitude.  Imagine floating on the warm seas of the cosmos with the stars leading the way.  A poor attitude or self sabotage are the only factors that can hold you back at work in September.
So you think September sounds boring and fruity so far?  Your love life will be more like a shooting star!  The cosmos has blessed Leo stoners with excitement in matters of love.  Stay chill stoner Leo.  There isn’t much you can do to screw up this month.  Enjoy the peace pipe and see life from a new perspective.  Major positive events are in store for you in September.  Lay back and enjoy the warm ride in the day, and put on those fancy shoes for dancing at night.

Aquarius September 2015

Stoner Aquarius, don’t fret too much about what events the universe decides to put on your plate this month.  It may seem like there are surprises around every corner, you will have the knowhow and energies to face the unexpected with your full focus.  In order to maintain your activeness, go ahead and search out those uplifting qualities of a nice, sweet sativa.  By keeping yourself (and your high) on the up, you will be able to avoid burnout and keep the mind fresh for creative problem solving.

Use the workplace as an outlet for your ambitions.  Whatever your tasks or projects may be, you can address them with full confidence in your abilities to accomplish them.  Whatever you do; don’t let your smoke slow you down when it comes to your pursuit of success.  September can be a month where you let your inner light shine through at work, to both your peers and your leaders.  The only one who can diminish this month’s brightness is you.  Stay focused on your project oriented work and people will notice.

With regards to bigger plans, be sure to schedule them for the first part of the month.  Home life should be mostly smooth but, not necessarily stable.  Be sure to stock up on all green things early.  It will probably be needed in later weeks and having a nice supply will be one less thing to interrupt your happenings at home.  If things with that special someone seem to be getting a little tense, go ahead, smoke a bowl and enjoy a nice stroll together in the outdoors while the weather is still nice.  Allow yourself the time to decompress and reflect, then try having the conversation again.