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Leo February 2018

Stoner Leo, you are likely to find yourself in a constant state of surprise this month. Not surprised by the chaos of unexpected events or obstacles, but by the lack of any substantial problems. This is not to say everything will come easily, or that you should expect all situations to go exactly how you want them to, but know you will not need to assert maximum effort in order to accomplish any particular task. This means you should expect to have a substantial amount of time to use how you wish. Whether you intend to finally master the art of rolling a marijuana cigarette, or you simply smoke a bowl and catch up on your favorite series on Netflix, you can be sure you will have the time to do it all. The important thing is that you keep moving, Stoner Leo, regardless of what direction. With little requiring your immediate attention, you could easily get lost in a daydream and before you know it February will have passed you by.

It will be important for you to remember Stoner Leo, a win is a win, no matter how big or small. With the winter weather heading toward maximum dreariness, it may be harder to notice the growth and progress you do make. Not every success will merit a celebratory bowl, or to treat yourself with a new addition to your pipe collection—although it definitely won’t hurt. But, it will help if you pick a reward to award yourself when you reach particular milestones toward your greater goals. You can expect your finances to go largely unchanged, which in your case will be beneficial. As long as you do not make any outlandish or sporadic purchases, you will be able to avoid unnecessary stresses due to monetary concerns.

This February, Stoner Leo, you will have the good fortune of finding your romantic and cosmic grooves. You are in the zone, mentally, emotionally, and for interpersonal relationships. Although you may not have a specific destination in mind, sometimes the reward is in the wandering. So grab your traveling piece, a fresh bag of that ever-so-fragrant mary jane, and a few of your closest partners in chronic and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous Stoner Leo, but aligned with your best buds, you and your crew prove to be unstoppable!

Gemini February 2018

During the month of February, Stoner Geminis should expect the unexpected. Although we are not yet to Spring and all the new growth it brings, this month can be a time of radical rebirth. It could be as simple as getting new threads and rethinking your wardrobe, or perhaps you have your sights on more drastic transformations. You may have had an idea for a new adventure or endeavor planned for a long time, but fear of what others would think of your decisions has held you back. Know you have much more important things to worry about than what others’ opinions of you might be. Critics will always have something to say, Stoner Gemini, so don’t waste precious energy stressing over things you can’t control. Instead, invest in yourself! You will find endless opportunities to express your more creative side, take advantage of as many as possible. Spend time meditating on the tasks you want to accomplish and the changes you want to create. With a little help from the sacred herb you will reach new insights that are certain to take you to new heights and inspire a sense of well being you’ve not felt in a long while.

When it comes to your professional life it is advised you proceed with caution. Unlike the wild and exciting change you can expect to experience in your personal life, it will be important to be more deliberate and focused in your work sphere. What you want to achieve at work is progress. Remember, not all change is for the better, the decisions you make may have long lasting consequences, so you want to ensure your efforts help to move you towards your goals. The important thing is to remain optimistic, do not get discouraged when projects do not go exactly according to plan. Sometimes failure is simply there to better prepare us for when future opportunities present themselves. If you do find your spirits diminishing, take a break. A couple stress relieving tokes in the evening hours might just be the perfect remedy to a hard day’s work. While a little herbal pick-me-up can prove refreshing and revitalizing, take everything in moderation. It will serve you well to relax when time permits, as long as it is with the intention of recouping for your return to the grind.

Do not be surprised if tensions on the homefront run a little high, Stoner Gemini, this is to be expected. It will take time for your friends and family to adjust to the new you, but know they will come around. Be sure to keep the peace pipe handy to help ease any of these times of potential strain. Remember, those who smoke together, stay together. There is nothing quite like sharing a little kind bud with the best buds to help to forget your worries and focus on what’s important–your friends.

Capricorn February 2018

Stoner Capricorn, you can expect to find yourself with a lot of free time on your hands this month, so it is recommended you keep your pipe clean and ready for takeoff when the moment calls. Some will need this extra help from our favorite, peace-provoking plant to ward off the restlessness that comes from having too much time and not enough on the “to-do” list. But, remember stoner Capricorn, free time does not simply mean time to waste. Since there will be little that is directly demanded of you this month, you will have ample opportunity for new and novel undertakings, or to meditate on the coming spring which will be a great contrast to the overall peace this February promises. Highly recommended, is to explore the wide and tasty world of cooking with cannabis. This would be the best of both worlds: an endeavor that will occupy your available hours, and a final, delicious product that will provide even more hours of ecstatic enjoyment.

With regards to work life, place your focus on the long game, stoner Capricorn. You might feel like it is too soon to plant and plan for the coming summer harvest, but warm weather and all it promises will be here before your know it. Don’t let yourself become complacent in your duties. You may not experience instant gratification or see the immediate rewards of your labors, but rest assured your hard work is not in vain. Now is the time to tidy up, or implement any finishing touches on projects that remain to be completed. It will be important to finalize these tasks from the past so you can give your full attention towards your future endeavors.

Whether you are single, Stoner Capricorn, or have a specific best-bosom-bud, you can expect to find new romance this month. The holiday of love, Valentine’s Day, will be a good reminder mid month of how fortunate we are to have a canna-companion—that special someone who is down to traverse the stars and join us on our journey through the cosmos. Your special someone is always there to help you to find your way back to the path, or to blaze new trails with you when you’re in uncharted territories. Remember to show your appreciation for this person. Sometimes we all need to hear out loud what we already know in our hearts to be true.

Cancer February 2018

Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it also comes with dangerous prospects. Another way to think of this cosmic alignment is by placing yourself near the sun. Hot and bright, but all your senses will be exposed.

Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Your focus and attention must be placed squarely on preparation for the raw emotional exposure you will go through. Clear your mind. Find a mantra with control and calm at the heart. With raw emotions exposed to solar flares, your temper can explode under pressure. But hey, stoner Cancer, you are a chill terrestrial astronaut right? February will require you to embrace your stoney chill side. No matter the species or strain, the sacred herb will be your spirit guide away from the searing heat of the solar flare. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

The workplace has an equal opportunity for dynamism. When it comes to interactions with coworkers, please keep the above words in mind with calm and control. You do not want to deal with coworkers with white hot raw emotions at the forefront. Every explosive situation can be circled back once a chill spirit has been summoned. As for a change of jobs, this is also possible in such a dynamic period. Have you consulted your inner voice? Have you medicated with the sacred herb and floated high above to see your life plan laid out? A job change in February could be an amazing pivot point in your life stoner Cancer; but only if your actions are centered from logical thought and not raw emotion.

Slow down stoner Cancer, enjoy the bright moments, but avoid the moments that are too hot to hold.

Aries February 2018

Stoner Aries the February time period will be a continuation of what you were able to establish in January. This can be a positive period filled with personal growth and achievement. Speed and pace will be important to monitor. A balanced hybrid strain should be your go-to sacred herb for the month. It will be important to maintain a steady pace chasing after your goals. Avoid racing ahead or a serious crash may occur. Avoid lethargy or opportunity may pass you by. Everything you need to achieve your goals is within yourself.

February will be rolled up with mystery, just like a kief topped joint. Be forewarned stoner Aries, do not turn the mysteries of February into puzzles that need to be solved. Planetary influences will support you in your endeavors. When plans change it will be more important to deal with the new direction than figuring out the hows and whys behind the change. Proceed with confidence. Do not get stuck over analyzing minutia or interpreting paranoid smoke clouds.

Stoner Arians should expect progress in the workplace as warm cosmic winds will bring a comfort during the winter month. Do not mistake this for good fortune however. Diligence and concentration will be required to reap the benefits of this warm cosmic breeze. There will be no problem or obstacle you cannot solve as long as you keep your third eye open and alert. As advised in January, a change in approach will serve you well against pesky problems.

Don’t get caught without a packed bowl for your travels. You will not find support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts this month stoner Aries. Do not pass off important tasks or crucial decisions to any cannabis companions. Your steady pace, positive attitude, and confident demeanor will be the cure for any situation that arises. Remember stoner Aries, it’s not a mystery, just the circumstance.

Aquarius February 2018

Stoner Aquarius February has the potential to be huge! Pick up some gold blunt wraps because there will sure to be an occasion to celebrate. You know how this goes stoner Aquarius; I set you up big and then let you down gently. The big cosmic trick to February is that the celebratory celestial support will only come if the seeds have been planted and nurtured in the past.

February will be a positive period for you stoner Aquarius. However, don’t think of this period as lucky or fortunate. The fruit of this fortunate plant will be determined by the love and attention applied during cultivation. For some stoner Aquarius February will be the culmination of a large project or idea. It’s time to lean hard into the final stretch of this passionate project; for now is the time to switch from striving to achieving.

For those stoner Aquarians who do not have a project planted, there is still opportunity to be found in February. Take time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Seek positivity and clarity about your ambitions and passion. If you do not have a passion project ready to reach is cultivated culmination this month, this is simply an opportunity to start a passion project. What you start now will become the celebratory blessing in the future.

Let’s not leave Valentine’s Day out of our cosmic analysis. It’s time for you to take the lead stoner Aquarius. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, confidence and assertiveness will assist in your loving endeavors. Once again stoner Aquarius, have you planted the seeds of love? You will be much more likely to harvest the companionship of another if your have already fertilized and tilled the soil. Stumbling upon a new cannabis companion will be unlikely, but taking an existing cannabuddy to the next level will be possible in February.

Good luck stoner Aquarius, be bold and seize the day!

Out of the Cannabis Closet

Question: Hey Adora, cannabis is a rough subject in my family. What is a good way to go about telling your family you are a cannabis user? My biggest concern however is Grandparents, who I know can have strong opinions against cannabis.

Answer: Wow! Just know you are not alone. Decades of drug war propaganda have definitely stigmatized the sacred herb. Coming out of the closet at a cannabis consumer can be hard, especially when loved ones have been programmed to think cannabis is the devil’s weed. The first step is to understand where your family members are coming from, especially grand parents. They really want what is best for you. Try to see things from their perspective.

Arm yourself with the facts! If your family is capable of logical persuasion, be sure you have facts like ‘cannabis is not physically addictive’ in your pocket before entering the conversation.

Consider unfolding your personal information on a need to know basis. Why do you feel the need to challenge your grand parents? Consider your own motivation for creating a challenging situation. Are you just being rebellious? If you live on your own, then simply stating that you believe cannabis is a helpful sacred herb, and it is welcome in your home is an easy way to let loved ones know how you feel. But this must come with respect for family members that do not feel the same as you. In other words, what you do in your home is your business, but there is no need to throw your love of cannabis in the face of loved ones in their home.

With respect and love, strong family bonds can overcome differences in opinion.

Kush for Valentine’s Day

Question: I need some advice on creating a kush themed V-Day gift for my significant other. What are some of my options?

Answer: First keep in mind that the presentation is half the battle. If you take the time to create a thoughtful gift, please take the time to present it to him/her as a gift.

Naturally if you are in a state with recreational cannabis, this may be a simple no-brainer. If you do I would suggest getting something he/she hasn’t tried before. I was pleasantly surprised by a cannabis drink the other day. But a simple cannabis gift may lack originality and personality. See the answer to follow.

Outside of a recreational state? Let’s get creative! Without knowing if this is for a man or woman, we can keep things generic. I appreciate gifts that are unique and come with a story. Here are some items that would be appreciated by a man or woman, and won’t imply too much or too little about your love:
Hemp Backpack: This is a great idea because you can then stuff it full of little candies or a cuddly bear.
The Glass Twisty Blunt invented by 7pipe is an innovative and wonderful little travel pipe. Make the gift even better by preloading it!

Good luck stoner lover! As long as you put thought and caring into the gift, and present it well, he/she will be ecstatic to be with you.

Aries January 2018

Stoner Aries should expect to experience an intense beginning to the 2018 new year; intense, but enjoyable in the same breath. You are likely to discover new insights into the inner workings of those closest to you, but be assured the greatest lessons learned will be in the realm of self realization. Be warned, however, not all of your discoveries will be positive in nature. However, as the first sign of the stoner Zodiac, you need to remember you are in direct control when it comes to how you respond to these situations. Sometimes in life you may not get the best grade of smoke, but you can always upgrade your smoking device. The point is these are the times when it is more effective to change your approach, not the problem.

While the weather this time of year often motivates people to stay inside where it is warm and cozy, you can still make productive use of this time. You certainly want to avoid couchlock or becoming stagnant. This down time is the perfect opportunity to make plans for when the weather warms and spring brings back the sun. Stick to the sativas, Stoner Aries, they will help keep you moving, at least mentally. You have plenty of creative ideas that you need to get down on paper, the cerebral highs of sativas will magnify these tendencies, as well as help keep you motivated when chasing fervently after your goals.

Avoid unnecessary conflict in the workplace. Although this advice is good year round, January is likely to bring additional troubles. The good news is most problems you encounter can be easily cleared up by using your words. The worst thing to do is to waste energies or engage in arguments over simple misunderstandings that could have been avoided if all parties involved took the time to actually hear what the other were trying to say.

When it comes to loved ones or lovers, Stoner Aries, the best you can do is to be a good listener. It isn’t going to hurt to have the peace pipe ready with a freshly packed bowl, it can be a great equalizer. Undeniable is the truth that “sharing is caring.” You may even change someone’s day for the better without even knowing it. While others will certainly benefit from your kindness, there is a great deal you will gain by considering your friends’ and family’s perspectives when contemplating your life, the universe, and everything. As much as possible, do not rush to make decisions. Be sure to weigh potential outcomes before taking action, and when possible get a second opinion on the bigger choices that may result in more substantial transformations.

Capricorn January 2018

Stoner Capricorn 2018 will start with a slow steady burn. Inhale the positivity and exhale the negativity. January will be all about your personal journey, both in the work and personal sphere. Be prepared for touching deep emotions buried long ago. Your journey of personal growth and understanding may require digging up these buried issues to reach resolution.

There is no recommendation on a particular species of the sacred herb for January. However, you must find a quiet and comfortable place for medicated meditative smoke sessions. Take a deep dive within yourself. There is insight into yourself and your family waiting to be discovered. Through the sacred herb you can reach understanding and forgiveness for yourself and a family member. It’s all right there, just buried under the surface of anxiety, fear, and anger. Push through this superfluous layer of emotion, and you will be able to solve any longstanding familial issues. The emotional hard work now will pay off in future time periods.

Much like your personal emotional journey stoner Capricorn, your productivity will be all about your own effort. Coworkers and cannabis companions will not be in a position to support your efforts this month. Do not try to change this. Your success will fall solely on your shoulders. Take a diligent hands-on approach this month. The cosmos will support your efforts as long as you use a keen third eye toward details. This month a job well done is a job done alone. In the end you will find blessings from this strengthened attention to personal responsibility.

Speaking of personal responsibility! You must forgo all expectations of a cannabis companion coming to your rescue stoner Capricorn. Pack your own bowl on your travels and loosen your rules on bowl matching. Reliance on others may leave you dry on a cold wet night.