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VIRGO JUNE 2017

Stoner Virgo the sun is out and the first summer time period of June promises to have fortunate conclusions. However, these fortunate conclusions are not based upon luck or universal blessings, they will be based on diligence and action on your part. But wait, you must also learn to relax in this storm of action. Drop the hybrid strains stoner Virgo. The month of June will require meditative smoke sessions curated with surgical precision. For example, you will be required to be active and reactive to any problems and tasks that pop up. Sativa strains of the sacred herb will be best for the majority of your smoke sessions in June. However, burnout is a serious concern with the amount of activity you will face in the first summer month. Stoner Virgo, you must take time on occasion to allow yourself a deep meditative smoke session focused on relaxation and contemplation. A deep Indica strain of the sacred herb will be useful for this. Don’t think that you can do it all with a hybrid strain or neglect either portion of my recommendation. Balance will be required to see out the results of this active time period.

The June time period will be profitable for the stoner Virgo. But this profit may not be held until a future time period. The action of June should be thought of as a foundation for the future. This is the perfect time to establish yourself in the business world. Perhaps that passionate hobby can become a business. Perhaps that idea you have contemplated is ready to develop. All of this can only be answered inside of you stoner Virgo. However, it is very important to understand that luck is not your blessing, it is action alone that can take you to higher highs.

The sphere of love and companionship will be less active in June stoner Virgo. There will be a family conflict that must be resolved, but this will be in your ability. To avoid bitter celestial head winds, do not behave with condescension or snobbery with your fellow cosmic travelers.

TAURUS JUNE 2017

Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten rules must be followed with your cannabis companions. Mind your manners in the smoke circle. Don’t jump the line or pass a cashed bowl. Take this principle to your daily life and everything should work out well in the first summer month.

Stoner Taurus should be most on guard in the workplace. For the most part work will be profitable and efficient. However, human nature suggests that envy could get the best of others, and you could be the target. After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of that strong Taurus Bull.

Celestial stoner Taurus astronauts stuck in the capitalistic Earthly grind should mind their body in June. The skunky aroma of the sticky icky can be spotted by those you wish to conceal your herbal appreciation from. Be mindful of sweet smelling aromas from your clothes at work. You never know what opportunity stands around every corner in your community. Being mindful of your cannabreathe is important so that you can go into every surprise situation with confidence.

Independent stoner Taurus’ should get out and mingle! The stars have aligned to offer great success at meeting new cannabis companions in the first summer month. Concerts are a great way to meet interesting cosmic travelers. Catch that reggae show on the weekend!

LIBRA JUNE 2017

Stoner Libra the position of the sun in June is sure to bring action to your universal sphere. Do not allow negativity to creep into your thoughts. The action packed month of June isn’t guaranteed to be positive, but internal confidence and positivity goes a long way in influencing cosmic waves. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the June time period. Focus your third eye internally and seek confidence in your path and abilities.

When smoke clouds lift, intentions of close cannabis companions can be explored and discovered. The first summer month will bring swift action related to your smoke circle. Do not doubt yourself and your position within your circle. Approach a friendly dilemma with a friendly demeanor. Trust that any outcome can have a positive transition. Your positive attitude and brilliant insight will influence your cannabis companions.

Stoner Libra do not pick fights at work in the month of June. It should be paramount to avoid conflict in the workplace. The only thing required to keep the peace will be an attentive focus and confident resolve. Problems should take care of themselves as long as you are standing guard ready when needed.

Single stoner Libras should focus on themselves in June. Self reflection and inner understanding must first be acquired before a meaningful long lasting relationship can gain a foothold. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for this inner dive into self awareness. Libras with partners must shower their loved one with attention and action in the first summer month. Positive and fruitful adventures will result. Find that perfect scenic smoke spot and create a lasting memory together.

LEO JUNE 2017

Stoner Leo let your roar be heard in the first month of the summer time period. June will be a month of action. Your ears must be perked. It will be important to pounce on any problems that arise. Do not leave tasks for others. An attentive lion always eats their prey, but a neglectful lion will go hungry in the night. In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo must avoid multi tasking and knock tasks down one at a time. A cluttered desk and mind will allow negative action to creep in from the sun’s powerful rays.

The sun will burn bright for the stoner Leo in June regarding cannabis companions. Action is imminent! Could it be time to leave an established smoke circle and set off on an adventure to find new cosmic cannabis travelers? Perhaps the opposite is true and the stoner Leo will blaze fresh bowls with old cannabuddies. The sun’s position implies there will be action one way or another in the month of June stoner Leo. It will be best to pack a bowl for two.

Single or married, the exposure of the sun will bring bright action to the stoner Leo in matters of love. Relax and maintain that confident composure. Puff puff breathe and let anxiety wash away. The bright action will most likely be positive and enhance your life position as long as you stay true to who you are internally and be honest with those closest to you. After all, you are a lion. King of the zodiac jungle.

GEMINI JUNE 2017

Stoner Gemini can you feel the metamorphosis happening? The first month of the summer time period will mark a significant step in your internal growth from a caterpillar to a butterfly. Take a journey with the sacred herb early in June. Travel far outside of yourself and then look back. This major life stage growth should be visible to see with your third eye. Your life cycle is laid out before you, and you are on the verge of a transition. Push your meditative smoke sessions to higher levels stoner Gemini, and see yourself for who you are and who you will become.

The universe is providing support for the stoner Gemini in June. This support cannot be taken for granted. It will be critical to be attentive and confident in tackling problems that arise. Ignoring or leaving problems for later will be punished by harsh cosmic winds. Don’t be a lazy stoner. Attentive decision making will be supported greatly by universal blessings.

The transitional month of June is also a time for second chances. Now is the time to get your resume in the right hand or start that small business you have been day dreaming about. Old failures or missed opportunities can be puff puff passed into yesterday. Now is the time to look at tomorrow.

Strike down fear and insecurity stoner Gemini. Emotional growth is built upon introspection and confidence. Do not equivocate. Move forward with strength and resolve. Transformation and growth will impact your cannabis companions, loved ones, and your family.

CAPRICORN JUNE 2017

Stoner Capricorn the first month of the summer time period will bring you as much warmth from the universe as you put into it. Blaze one up and allow your inner love and kindness to flow freely in June. You alone are responsible for your emotions and image that you project onto the world and cannabis companions. Take charge in the month of June, and lead your fellow cosmic travellers down a path to blissful enlightenment.

Take time early in the month of June to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus your meditative smoke session on prosperity and confidence. The stars are shining down on you stoner Capricorn. Now is the time to turn that hobby into a business. Perhaps a cannabusiness is what you desire. The month of June is a great time to get started. Be mindful that in order to establish something you must lead with decisive confidence. Do not allow others to steer you astray.

The same theme of leadership and confidence should be applied to your personal life. Now is the time for comfort and clarity. There are many buds on the tree stoner Capricorn. June is a great time to assess cannabis companions and smoke circles to make sure the interests of the many align with your heart and ambition. It’s not egotistical or snobby to trim the dead leaves away from the healthy plant. The current cosmic winds are kind so whatever decision you make will work out for you. Do not allow negativity or emotional recklessness derail your positive vibe.

SCORPIO JUNE 2017

Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.

CANCER JUNE 2017

Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. But not toward defense of negative situations, but an alertness toward your own intuition and perception.

Corporate warriors stuck in the grind of the machine will experience an awakening in the June time period. This awakening will be a revelation from your third eye and result in a new vision of yourself in the cogs of the mechanistic structure you find yourself trapped within. This new vision and new found understanding will mark a pivot point in your employment. Revelations like this can be overwhelming. Take a stress relieving toke of the sacred herb and contemplate what you shall do with this new found discovery.

Small business owners, stay at home parents, and the unemployed shall not have the drastic realization as their corporate brother. The June time period will be less active for them. However, be mindful of monetary decisions. Smart decisions in the first summer month can lead to a payout in the latter stages of the year. June isn’t the time to buy those Shine gold rolling papers:)

In the personal sphere of life for the stoner Cancer, life will be quite pleasant in the June time period. Cosmic winds will be at a minimum and fairly neutral. This is a great time to reacquaint and reaffirm relationships with cannabis companions. The neutral station of the universe towards the stoner Cancer means that impactful results in the form of relationships will be at a minimum. Adventures out in nature is a great way to solidify relationships with cannabis companions. #enjoy

SAGITTARIUS MAY 2017

Sagittarius, the seeds that you planted months ago are beginning to ripen and bear fruit. That is to say, your investments are clearly paying off. As long as you keep your focus on the final goals and do your best to maintain this level of achievement, you will be able to continue this positive momentum. Keep on and smoke strong, stoner Sag, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate goals. Whether you measure your success by monetary values or interpersonal relationships, you can expect to see continual growth. If you are willing to invest in your new undertakings the way you have into past endeavors, then there is no reason you should not experience similar success.

With regards to the workplace, Sagittarius, the best advice is to “dream big!” Don’t sell yourself short, Sag. The only person that can hold you back is you. While there will always be critics to tell you what you can’t do, it will be up to you to show them exactly what you can achieve. Regardless of how close you are to your coworkers, it is probably best to keep your success separate from your smoke circle. Sometimes, you will need to blow off steam about your work peers, and it will be best to do so with confidants that you don’t work alongside.

While you might want to share some of your positive achievements or help those around you succeed, sometimes you have to let others go it alone. You may offer your support to those close to you, but you cannot do everything for them. The best thing you can do is to be a shining example. Instead of being the one who always rolls one up, it is better to teach others how to roll on their own. This way, you can enable others to be successful without having to rely exclusively on your help.

PISCES MAY 2017

Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.