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Sagittarius September 2017

What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who partake of the sacred herb as, ‘lazy stoners,’ you will have the opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. One might say, however, that you are on a next level grind. As long as you pencil in time dedicated to burning one down, you will be more than ready to keep up a very busy calendar.

Whether your approach is to tackle tasks one at a time, or whether you prefer to move around between multiple projects, you will get everything done if you maintain an upbeat momentum. When at work, you may benefit by pursuing your passions. That is to say, it will be okay if you focus on the to-dos that you are most interested in first. By beginning with those tasks that most intrigue and inspire, you can build up your energies for later undertakings that you might not have originally been as excited about, but will later seem less daunting.

While the hours of sunlight shorten and as summer dwindles, you may be surprised to find that your closest relationships will flourish and experience unexpected growth. Regardless of whether you are a Stoner Sag rolling solo, or have found your soulmate or particular partner, your interpersonal connections will prosper. Use this time of fortune for building the foundation for future prosperity. Some say that stoners are prone to forgetting…well, this month, pack a bowl and pass it around. You will be certain to create positive memories that will be remembered for a long time to come.

Gemini September 2017

Stoner Gemini the first month of fall will be an exciting time for you. Blessings from the cosmos will be quite supportive on all levels. You will only be bound by your own vision and limitations. Creativity and action will be rewarded with assured success and impact.

Be bold stoner Gemini! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self belief and internal confidence. Are you familiar with The Secret stoner Gemini? To an extreme this philosophy is a complete farce, but the base elements are key to your success in the September time period. What do you visualize for yourself? Your life path is yours alone to walk, but it is also yours alone to curate. Celestial support is on your side in September. All possibilities that you can imagine are possible for you to manifest stoner Gemini. All grand visions require work and attention, but creativity and self belief are the foundation of a great adventure. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help draw these internal ambitions and aspirations out, but action and resolve will be required to fully manifest your dreams.

Action! Yes, you have the celestial support to achieve your dreams, but this manifestation will not become actualization without hard work and consistent effort. Stoner Gemini, you must take the resolution of self belief and internal confidence and apply it to the physical world. Your mantra in the September time period should be #CantStopWontStop.

You will find that positive action will have positive impact in all spheres of life. The work and creative sphere will garner the most attention, but you will find this renewed self belief and internal confidence will impact your cannabis companions and loved ones as well. Do not shrink from a challenge or pivotal decision. With creativity, integrity, honesty, and hard work you will be able to mold your life into the form you desire.

Capricorn September 2017

Stoner Capricorn the September time period promises to be a bright, energetic, and complicated adventure. Celestial benefactors will bring a warm breeze of energy and charisma to the stoner Capricorn in the first fall month. This supportive condition will open doors and opportunities rarely available to the stoner Capricorn.

Early in September you will feel the support of the cosmos. Meditative smoke sessions should match this gift from the universe. Leave the Indica species of the sacred herb in the stash jar. Couch lock and deep meditative dives could derail celestial blessings in September. Light meditative smoke sessions with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will match the light airy warm breeze of the planetary support.

On the work front stoner Capricorn, do not expect magic and fortune. The energetic celestial support will aid in task mastery. Avoid large investments and impactful pivot points. Work may not be exciting this month stoner Capricorn, but you can get a lot done.

Get out the tissues! It is in the area of emotion where you will see the largest impact in the first fall time period. Long standing conflicts with cannabis companions and loved ones have the potential for resolution. However, this is where the celestial support and hard work will be required. Communication and participation in matters of conflict and the heart will lead you down the path of resolution. Remember stoner Capricorn, communication has two elements: Listening and Speaking. You will find these touchy old scabs can heal with effort and understanding.

Aquarius September 2017

This September, Stoner Aquarius, you will be readily equipped to tighten up any loose ends that you may be dealing with. You have much business to finalize, however, you will have all the resources necessary to get everything done. Just remember that the difference between success and failure will be up to you. As the seasons transition, you will have the responsibility to make the most of what you’ve got. As they say: recycle, reduce, reuse. Maybe you have some unfinished roaches, or half-finished bowls that can be transformed into something completely new. Whether it is a leftover bowl that needs to be finished, or simply the final touches on that big project that you need to finish up, this is the time to get it done.

Sometimes, we are able to get high with a little help from our friends. During September, you will be that friend who is able to help. It may be coworkers who are not able to see the missing piece of the puzzle to finish that difficult task at work. It may be a close friend who just can’t seem to see the bigger picture. But, with a little help from you, inspired by your favorite cannabis strain, your combined creative energies will be able to get the job done. However, it is not advised that you, or your peers, look strictly for the quick fix. The best use of your efforts will be to solve the problems at hand, but to look further down the road at the long run.

While there will certainly be winds-of-change surrounding you, Stoner Aquarius, you will do best if you are able to stay grounded. Instead of pursuing the highest points, you will encounter more substantial results if you are able to stay grounded. Keep to the Indica varieties of our favorite herb and you will be able maintain a consistent, solid foundation, for when those nearest to you might need a hand to hold onto.

Aquarius August 2017

During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.

Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.

As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.

Aries August 2017

Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.

The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.

With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.

Cancer August 2017

Opportunity knocks in August stoner Cancer. Growth in matters of the heart and spirituality are likely during the final summer month. However, there will be little control you can place on these opportunities. August will be like a picturesque train ride through the country. You could sleep and miss the splendor or look intently at the magical creations of the universe. Don’t be afraid to take a deep dive into meditative smoke sessions during August stoner Cancer. You must be in tune with your third eye to reap the rewards of the cosmic gift placed before you. Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Turn your third eye inward stoner Cancer, and see yourself. I call this introspection without intent. You are not trying to fix, adjust, or analyze anything about yourself. Witness your human and spiritual growth in real time and truly see the perception of your reality. Don’t shy away from what you see. With this insight you will be able to take the steps to nurture growth in the way you want to shape your life.

Are you passionate about your work stoner Cancer? If not you may be out of tune with your universal wave length. You must find time for your true passion to regain balance and harmony. If you are in love with what you do in the workplace, then everybody better get on board. Your efficiency and productivity will be supercharged in the final summer month. Nothing will impede your momentum.

August could be a month where love is in flux. It is most important to value yourself fully at this time. Tough decisions, or even sudden passionate decisions, are more easily decided when you are in balance with yourself and your surroundings. Cannabis companions and loved ones can’t help you with these matters that are so personal to you. Witness yourself and follow the guidance of your third eye. Flux and change can be positive for the growth of a beautiful butterfly.

Capricorn August 2017

Stoner Capricorn you may seem like a passenger in the month of August. Watching life unfold without universal blessings to impact your surroundings. This may be your fate, so it will be up to you to make the best of this situation. There is no strain or species of the sacred herb that is recommended or warned against. The one requirement is to use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand the cosmic winds swirling around you while you hold stagnant in the calm center.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus more on internal strength than outward progress. Current universal struggles cannot be solved with proactive initiative. This is a time period to allow situations to develop and possibly allow problems to solve themselves. August is a great time to turn your third eye gaze inward towards yourself. What can you do to improve yourself? Your body, mind, and spirit need attention to maintain the quality of life you desire. Perhaps there are dietary changes you have been contemplating. Maybe now is the time to get back on that work out schedule. Yoga and stretching are wonderful tools to aid the body and spirit. Now is the time to find positive tasks to influence yourself stoner Capricorn.

Trust will be required in the August time period. Not trust in others, but trust in yourself and your own intuition. As you see the world unfold in front of you, all the clues and signs will be there to make the best decision for your life path. My vision implores you to go with the flow of the cosmos, but this does not mean to turn a blind eye at the situations developing. Understanding a problem sometimes can be all that is needed to solve it. Sometimes the deepest blessings in life come at you instead of from you.

Gemini August 2017

Stoner Gemini the final summer month could bring moments and decisions that will affect your life path. You can say yeah duh like every day or month brings these opportunities. However stoner Gemini, there is a weight and gravity to August that is out of the norm.

All celestial signs point to a pivot near the middle of August. You should think of the beginning of August as preparation for a big event. Seek clarity and balance with the wavelength you are currently riding. Meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain will not hold a significant impact stoner Gemini. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and confidence. Only your third eye can guide you in the right direction, but you must listen to your spiritual guidance to place yourself in a position of success for the large event. A specific area of concern that comes to me is your diet stoner Gemini. Self improvement and true health comes from three pillars: Body, Mind, and Spirit.

I know, I can hear you now: “What is this big event!?!?” The truth is stoner Gemini that the big event could be more than one actual pivot point. In your workplace, are you truly happy and fulfilled? Has there been a side project or an idea that you have been desirous to begin or propose? August presents the right time to take a leap with your creative adventure. Fortune favors the bold stoner Gemini.

Perhaps even more significant than any creative adventure you may unleash upon the terrestrial plane is the opportunity for love and companionship. Yes, single Gemini’s there is someone riding that same wavelength, and the opportunity to meet them in August is high. Gemini’s that are not single, please understand that love and companionship are still possibilities for you as well. Great friends and cannabis companions can enhance life as much as a soul mate or life partner. All Gemini’s will be attractive to your fellow cosmic astronauts, especially if you believe it to be so.

Leo August 2017

Stoner Leo, your time has come. The August time period will be an opportunity to solidify and build upon all the work you have put in up to this point. Yes, that is a pretty heavy statement, but all the opportunities of August build from everything you are good at and that comes naturally to you.

Stoner Leo the lion, picture yourself with a shining golden mane standing on top of the mountain. A positive self image is key to fulfilling your destiny. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and self belief. There are no insecure lions leading the pride. And yes, stoner Leo, leading your cannabis companions is what you must do. Energy and confidence can be channelled with the sativa species of the sacred herb. Avoid any nervy or lethargic strains of the indica species for the month of August. The cosmos requires a bright eyed and bushy tailed Leo the lion to lead the masses to greener pastures.

Leadership through positivity and happiness will be how you impact your pride. Cannabis companions and fellow cosmic travelers will look to you for inspiration and guidance in their own path. This leadership and positive influence is your calling stoner Leo. The August time period will bring clear moments of enjoyment and fulfillment as you realize the strength within yourself. Now is not the time to get bogged down with simple or silly obstacles. Avoid arguing about minutiae; after all, you have a higher calling you are working towards this month.

True companionship can be found in August stoner Leo. Are you willing to give yourself fully? So often you hide your inner self for the greater good, but there are worthwhile cannabis companions capable of holding your giant heart. There will be moments of opportunity for you to open yourself up to the right person. True spiritual awareness requires a shared perspective with fellow humans.