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Sagittarius December 2018

The stoner Sagittarius should be relieved to hear that the end of the year should be low stress. Trouble should stay at bay, that is, as long as you don’t go looking for it. So rather than charging out with a stick to poke trouble, let slow and low be the tempo of December. “Only fools rush in”, as is said, and to rush would be to pass on opportunities you’ll never knew you had.

Dust off your communication toolkit, stoner Sagittarius, and possibly toke a moment to compose yourself. Communication skills will be necessary. Talk it out, don’t fight it out. No need to go to war over something that can be easily resolved over polite discourse. Perhaps practice on the willing victims, err, participants of your smoke circle to strengthen such skills.

Year end rewards are financially likely this month, however, be advised stoner Sagittarius not to spend your way back to even. Instead consider how such rewards may lead to better beginnings. Such savings this month can lead to great adventures and better opportunities in future periods. Apply reasonable expectations financially instead of going with the money flow.

Fortunately for the stoner Sagittarius, no large scale obstacles are foreseen this month. Spark one up with meditative smoke sessions in mind to tackle the smaller issues in December. Also, recall that connecting with nature may help keep the calm prior to knocking out such smaller obstacles. Doing so will ensure they don’t snowball in the future.

This month is NOT the right time to close your eyes and manifest with magic if there’s something you desire, but rather a good time to make a plan of action on the personal front. Plotting out the steps required to attain your goal and taking action to meet that goal may bring positivity back into your personal endeavor. New perspective, new light, and a positive attitude are the secrets to a pleasant December. Yet, at the same time stoner Sagittarius, don’t forget that hard work, planning and guile will be the attributes you need to accomplish the result that you desire.

Sagittarius November 2018

Stoner Sagittarius don’t be alarmed if you feel a surge of newfound energy! New planetary allies shine down on you this November to give you an extra boost. With this newfound cosmic support, multi tasking should be a breeze. So strike that poised archer pose from the tree-tops with a pipe blazing in your hand. Visualize your goals and burn a path to glory. The rewards won’t come easy, but with keen actions, a sharp mind, and the proper smoke signals, they will be yours.

Stoner Sagittarius, the cosmic ranger, despite being naturally charismatic tends to be a solitary sort. As you well know, they prefer to execute their missions alone. Nevertheless, to further your efforts this November it would be wise to utilize your fellow cosmic astronauts. You will be wise to make use of the profound thoughts your smoke circle puffs up. Everything you wish to accomplish can be done with a team effort!

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: This surge of energy you feel doesn’t change who you are. Just like a knight charging the front line with an arrow nocked, an archer in the trees with a sword isn’t very effective either, now is it? Stay in your lane. Use your own tools and skills to aid forward movement to achieve the desired results. The swashbuckling sword approach has never been your style anyway.

Your life could be likened to a huge frosty bud right about now, but the threat of couch lock is very real! Grind hard stoner Sagittarius, and you will reap the sweet smoky zest of success. Best results for November can only be attained by constant motion and continued efforts. Combat the urge to lounge about in a snuggie with your favored Sativa strain!

Be on guard within your personal sphere! Just as the key pieces of a puzzle help you appreciate the bigger picture and where to attack next, important decisions based on arbitrary circumstances may require you to look further into your situation and position. Use your third eye to see a more holistic picture and find the proper response. A strong and decisive Sagittarius will walk out of the smoke unscathed. Your positive and strong emotional outlook should keep you sailing smooth.

Sagittarius October 2018

Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma’s good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way.

Although the trees are shedding their leaves and growth is slowing down outside, it doesn’t mean your personal growth should be any less than it was during the summer months. You can find inspiration in the most unexpected places stoner Sagittarius. Whether you get that sudden spark while lighting one up with the crew, or while looking inward during a solo meditative smoke session, be mindful of when creativity is at its peak. If you harness this energy and focus it towards self improvement, you will surprise even yourself as to how much progress you can make towards your highest goals.

At work, the sacred herb and creative problem solving will go hand in hand. This doesn’t mean you should be burning all your buds while on the clock. Rather any time spent with the sacred herb will carry over the benefits to getting the job done in new and innovative ways. Use this forward momentum to advance your current skills or learn new ones. Getting cross trained in other aspects in the workplace, especially those not immediately related to your specific job description, will give you a competitive advantage and better opportunity for advancement.

While you should prepare yourself to grind hard when it comes to official work business, you can expect homelife to be a peaceful counterbalance. Kick off the shoes and pack a fresh bowl stoner Sagittarius, you’ve earned it! As long as you don’t try to make waves, the month should be mostly smooth sailing. If any conflicts do arise, you can resolve them quickly with a little blunt talking; that is, pass the peace pipe and share your thoughts. The problem will seem much smaller from a higher vantage point.

Don’t limit your creative endeavors and learning to the workplace. Spend time enjoying your hobbies, or finding new ones. Whether your favorite activity is cooking, exercising, hiking, or simply smoking some kind bud with those in your cannabis-crew, make the most of this prosperous time by doing what you love.

Sagittarius September 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, although summer is winding down, you should expect the first month of fall to be nothing but blue skies. Better yet, the universe is not plotting your sinister demise. This means you won’t have to watch your back. You can focus one hundred percent on the road ahead. Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius, avoid hitting the autopilot feature on your cosmic spacesuit. You will be successful in all your undertakings, as long as you remain focused and willing to adapt to changing circumstances.

This September, stay busy and stay lifted. You will encounter moments when the effects of the daily grind are more noticeable. This is when you need to pause and inhale deeply. Take the time to roll one up. Toke on it and think on it stoner Sag. You should not expect anything above what you can handle this month. But, good friends and great buds are there for a reason. Don’t be afraid to call on both when you need a little extra help getting by.

At work you will maintain your competitive advantage, simply by paying attention to what the situation requires. Success doesn’t always mean to be the fastest or the strongest. Sometimes the best method for tackling projects is to first develop the necessary strategy. Then discover the most efficient approach. And finally to implement the plan of attack. It will be important for everyone you work with to be working toward the same goal. Toke time early in the month for group brainstorming sessions. Make these medicated smoke sessions if you are fortunate enough to roast bowls with your coworkers.

When it comes to the personal sphere, you can expect a time of great peace and well being. Everyone in your inner smoke circle will have minimal personal obstacles, which means more time for bong rips and pursuing their bliss. Sometimes the best way to avoid getting down is to get up and get out. Gather up the cannabis companions, grab the necessary smoking supplies, and get back to nature. Just because the seasons are changing, doesn’t mean your summer fun has to be over! You still have time to visit your favorite smoke spot for some highly needed outdoor adventure.

Sagittarius August 2018

Stoner Sagittarius you should expect the final summer month to be one of great highs and good fortune, especially when it comes to finances. Peace and prosperity will be your guiding theme this August. Overall, there will be no life altering changes, but transformations will be significant. Although subtle, they will help you accomplish your current goals.

While the days are still long, make a plan to get back to nature. For one reason or another you’ve been putting off taking that vacation. Wait no longer, Stoner Sagittarius! Gather your favorite munchies, and call up the peeps. Hit the trail to your favorite smoke spot. Being outdoors with the sacred herb will help you rediscover your inner zen. And, if the stars will not allow a full-on camp out, then take a couple days for a stay-cation … Still bring the munchies though.

Having a specific time planned to relax and hit the reset button will motivate you more to keep the hustle strong at work. The higher ups will be paying close attention. Whether you have your eyes set on advancement or management is looking to move you up, the opportunity to take on a greater leadership role will arise.

Meditative smoke sessions are a must this month, Stoner Sagittarius. While sometimes tokin’ can enhance your movie watching experience, it can also be a very beneficial tool for introspection and reflecting on the bigger picture. This will help you think through and fully form your ideas before presenting them to the rest of the team. Once you have the general plan, incorporate your peers. Invite them to help you figure out the best strategy for transforming your concepts into concrete results.

In the personal sphere, all you have to change is whatever you want. You may find your canna-companion or romantic interest asks for something more than you can give. It is okay and natural to want to please others, but not if it sacrifices your dreams. Solid relationships are built on compromise. If there is something in the middle both people are willing to work towards, then it might be worth it. Just be sure each person is doing their fair share of the work. Give-and-take is one of the secrets to a successful relationship. And of course being able to puff-puff-pass some good greens to our partner in chronic.

Sagittarius July 2018

It has been said many times before, so it is nothing new to say, “life is like a garden…so dig it.” Nonetheless, this will be your truth this July, Stoner Sagittarius. You will notice a plethora of positivity emanating in both your personal and work spheres. While you might be surprised by this good fortune, know it all sprouts from seeds you planted long ago. This just shows not all gratification is instant. When you are able to look at the big picture you will find even the smallest effort can grow into the most spectacular success!

You have seen the proof that getting down in the dirt now will lead to abundant harvests later on. Because of this fact, you need to continue to start new projects and undertake greater challenges at work. When it comes to work, it is best advised to put down the pipe and keep to a more self-motivated grind. There will be plenty of time later to spark one up and enjoy a slower pace, but for now keep focused on putting in the work. No one will say you do not have to try, however, your returns on investment will be exponential. You will see all the greater reward if you put more effort into each project. Plus, you will better enjoy the summer nights and smoking on your victory bowl when you know all of your required work is finished.

It will be clear to those who know you, Stoner Sagittarius: you have found your cosmic groove. Your positive aura is tangible and your optimism infectious. In addition to your current smoking circle, your journey is sure to cause you to cross paths with new faces, each one a potential new smoke buddy. With this to consider, not every person will be someone you want to invite to be part of your closest cannabis crew. When it comes to making these decisions–go with your gut. Your chakras are in extraordinary alignment and you are vibrating at a higher frequency, Stoner Sagittarius. This means you should trust your instincts when it comes to assessing people and situations. Your only responsibility to those around you, is to just be you. Keep spreading those good vibes, Stoner Sagittarius, and you are sure to help elevate everyone else to your level.

Sagittarius June 2018

Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed vacation. Whether it is a quick trip to the coast or roughing it in the depths of mother nature, be sure to bring the cannabis and your camera. You are certain to encounter fellow smokers on your travels, and you don’t want to miss the opportunity to capture all of these stoney memories.

During the month of June, you will have more than ample tools to handle all of your pressing business transactions. By addressing your work obligations first, you will open up endless opportunities to pursue your passions, Stoner Sagittarius. Your energy will be best used when it comes to the sphere of planning. Whether it is your peers at work, or your closest bud-loving buddies, enlist the help of your peers to accomplish what drives you most.

Regardless of whether you are the leader of the pack, or starting at the bottom with aspirations of making it to the top, it is your hard work and precise planning that will get you there. It is recommended you keep creative energy flowing by sticking with your favorite Sativa strain. By embracing the sacred herb, you will be able to explore more deeply the creative side of tackling tough problems.

Remember Stoner Sagittarius, love does not only exist in a romantic sense. Use this period of great positivity to spread the good vibes to all those who are fortunate to know you. It does not take much to set the scene and increase optimism. A simple pre-rolled cone and a trek through the woods may be all that is needed to raise your spirits. Your noticeable affinity towards adventure will leave you with plenty of canna-companions who are always down to roll.

Sagittarius May 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, you always want to strive for better, but this month is not the time for trailblazing or straying too far off course. It is advised you stick to what you know, and work to excel in familiar territories. As long as you remain attentive to whatever task is in front of you, unnecessary setbacks will easily be averted. While you will have ample opportunity to grind ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, your main focus should stay on the grind of work. It is highly recommended you keep your pursuit of goals and the ganja separate. Heed this advice, otherwise you are likely to see many opportunities go up in smoke.

Your success in the workplace will be noticeable to all. This means there will be little reason to call attention to your accomplishments; just sit back and let your work speak for itself. Stay busy, but stay humble Stoner Sagittarius. This will be the best recipe for advancing your position at work. Whether your aspirations are to rock steady doing your best in your current status, or you have your sights set on running the joint, May will be an amazing time of growth.

Stoner Sagittarius, the health and growth of your relationships will ultimately be up to you. But, do not limit this notion to simply romantic relations. You will have a unique opportunity to elevate and improve each connection with all of your cannabis companions. All of your best buds are sure to benefit from your kindness and kind herb. Remember, all of these positive efforts will circle back to you in good time. You might be faced with the difficult choice of whether or not you should help someone near to you. The answer is always yes, Stoner Sagittarius. If you have the means and opportunity to give someone that extra boost, whether it’s sharing a piece, or spreading some peace, you will never be disappointed when you decide to pay it forward.

Sagittarius April 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds.  This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this month for your accomplishments, but rest assured you will ultimately be successful in your serious endeavors.

Whether you work for yourself or are starting at the ground level with hopes of making it to the top, now is a good time to take chances.  Do not chase after every opportunity. It will pay off to pursue goals you have thoroughly evaluated. You will accomplish all of the tasks you set out achieve, so don’t worry if they do not all happen in the exact timeline you intend.  The outcome will be worth the wait.

You should be cautious of over spending this month.  Your stash may appear to be more plentiful than usual.  This doesn’t mean should roll it all into one joint. April should be about quality, not quantity, Stoner Sagittarius.  Be careful to keep an eye on your finances and supplies. You do not want to squander the fruits of hard labor. This does not mean you should be stingy with the sacred herb or your time and efforts.  Instead, you simply need to be more selective in your investment in both.

Similar to the realm of work, you are entering into a period of peace and noticeable growth in your personal relationships.  This will be in large part due to everyone’s willingness to share. This will include both the good and bad, but even the trouble-spots will be easier to overcome because you will have more hearts invested in solving the problem.  As long as you’re are forward and honest with your closest friends and canna-companions, you can expect the same in return. With those around you in such good moods, you will have more time for groovy adventures and extended smoke sessions.  Just be sure to keep your smoke circle close, and the ganja ready to roll. You can be assured, everyone will be in the highest spirits!

Sagittarius March 2018

Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.

Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.

The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.

Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.