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Virgo October 2017

Stoner Virgo the month of October offers a mixed bag of cosmic influences. At many moments this month you may feel like you’re being pulled in two different directions. You must stay limber and alert stoner Virgo. October will require you to dance in and out of problems and triumphs with rhythm grace. Early in the month light one up and practice your dancing moves. This won’t be so much of a meditative smoke session as much as it should be a medicated dance party. Tune yourself with the rhythm of your surroundings.

The work sphere will be a delightful part of the cosmic dance in October. The planetary alignment offers you protection from enemies at the gate and abundance of positive financial rewards from what you have built previously. Set the playlist at work stoner Virgo. Take the lead and seize all opportunities in front of you. Yes, this is a great time to take advantage of new opportunities. Whether this means a change of career, starting that project your have been planning, or setting off on your own adventure in business, cosmic drum beats will lead the charge forward.

Unfortunately the sphere of love and companionship will not follow the same upbeat cosmic playlist. You may be strutting your stuff on the workplace dance floor, but the record will scratch abruptly mid month with someone close to you. Perhaps you can avoid disaster with a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb around the 10th of the month. Focus on soft communication and internal understanding of any underlying resentment built up between you and your loved one. The most important thing to avoid is picking a fight stoner Virgo. “Picking” is a purposeful word here. Cannabis companions and loved ones won’t share the same dance party at work. Subtle “picking” at old scabs will result in traumatic open wounds.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. If emotional frustrations become impactful on your mood, take time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. Self care and self love are important even amidst a frantic work lifestyle. By the end of the month your love life will be back in tune with your cosmic playlist if you give yourself and your loved one time to heal.

Aquarius October 2017

As the Halloween month arrives, Stoner Aquarius, you are feeling at the top of your game. You may have climbed and conquered many mountains during the summer season, be it metaphorically or literally, but you may also feel like there are tasks left undone. Perhaps there is still that one rock left unturned, that road untraveled, or that one nugg left unsmoked. It is important that whatever remains, that you give it your best shot. Those nearest to you have certainly noticed an improvement in confidence and competence. You have found your groove, it will be important that you stay focused on maintaining this streak of success by keeping busy. Avoid Indica-dominant strains that might lead you to couch-lock and inhibit your forward motion.

For you, it may not always come down to financial motivations, Stoner Aquarius. Your peers will definitely notice that you have a plan, as well as the knowhow to put those plans into action. Your accomplishments can and will be restricted, only by your own initiative. Lay down the pipe, even if this is only with regard to the workplace. You will be able to offer new solutions and new perspective to old problems, but you do not want to limit your chances by clouding the senses. You will find yourself to be in tune to the subtle nuances of the cosmos, you simply need to ensure that you are of the mindset to do so.

While the workplace may bring new challenges and problems to solve, you will find your inner peace on the homefront. An ancient wisdom declares that, ‘sharing is caring.’ You may feel drained from the demands of work, but you are certain to find a second wind when it comes to your personal sphere. You will only benefit from packing the peace pipe and passing it around. This may bolster moral for you and your squad, or perhaps stoke the fire shared with your cannabis companion. Whether it is romantic, or recreational, you and members of your stoney circle will find solace in our evermost sacred herb.

Gemini October 2017

Stoner Gemini October has many treats in store for you. Cosmic winds of change will fill your sails in the second fall month. These cosmic influences will not be a head wind, but the necessary energy to get you into the correct alignment with the universe. Please understand stoner Gemini, with full sails you will travel great distances. You will end up nowhere near where you start the month of October.

You may start the month with an unsettled feeling stoner Gemini. The moon will be bright early in the month. Much like the werewolf, the stoner Gemini will go through an amazing transformation near the full moon. But this isn’t an evil spirit, it may be your wild twin coming out to play. Embrace the energetic power and seek a smoke circle under the stars. Let loose and howl among your cannabis companions. You are sure to meet new kind cosmic astronauts and celebrate with true joy in your heart.

After the excitement of the full moon and the energy of the beginning of the month, it will be time to slow down and become more contemplative. ‘Transition’ should be the focus of a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb at the mid month point. Your sign will be traveling from support within the sphere of personal relationships to support within the sphere of work and responsibility. Don’t fret stoner Gemini, this is all within your universal plan.

Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself.” The mid month meditative smoke session should be quite revealing for the stoner Gemini. Listen to your inner voice. There is no better source of information than your internal spirit. As you come under the influence of a new planetary alignment, focusing on yourself and your inner needs will be key to success on your transitionary journey. Perhaps all this howling at the moon has left your body strained and a renewed effort to heal and strengthen your cosmic space suit will be revealed.

Sagittarius October 2017

Oh Stoner Sagittarius, I know you want to find an end to this responsible task oriented cosmic path. But the second fall time period brings more influence from the responsible side of the heavens. This busy lifestyle with a seemingly endless to-do list will have a payback for you stoner Sagittarius. Your tireless work this past year is building a wonderful foundation for future cosmic adventures. Insight through meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help you find exciting opportunities within the daily grind of accomplishment.

Look into the big green glass bowl stoner Sagittarius. Like a crystal ball, this glass bowl will help you see the adventure in the daily routine. October is the perfect month to focus your meditative gaze inward and take a renewed interest in personal health. We all only have one cosmic space suit, so it is important to maintain it. Even the busiest daily routine should allow for hikes in nature. Set out on a quest to find a new #JsSmokeSpot, whether it be a waterfall in the woods or that hidden urban garden. Staying physically active will help release the pressure of a go-go work lifestyle.

Stoner Sag there will be a personal challenge with a close cannabis companion this month. Despite your easy going whimsical nature, this situation will require a moment of pause and reflection. Meditate with the sacred herb and see through the emotion of the moment. Perhaps this moment of anxiety or turbulence is systemic in the nature of your relationship. Take confidence in knowing that there are a vast amount of cannabis companions traveling on this cosmic space ship called Earth. When one stoner drops from a smoke circle another is sure to take his place. But remember this stoner Sagittarius, life is too short to harbor resentment. Change is as inevitable as a fresh green bowl.

Cancer October 2017

Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective that is the difference of seeing an obstacle or seeing an opportunity. While our herbal habits might keep us going with the flow, it will be up to you to figure out your final destination. Spend whatever time is required, meditating with your favorite variety of cannabis. You will notice that after a solid smoke session, you will feel rested and re-energized and ready to take on the world.

While work will require a substantial investment of your energies, it will not demand all of your resources. Be prepared to fulfill job expectations and you will be sure to surpass them. Since work will be mostly uneventful, albeit demanding, you will be ready to explore your more creative capacities. After a good day’s work, Stoner Cancer; roll one up, burn one down, and feel free to traverse the cosmos with cannabis as your guide. Because you will have additional resources outside of work, you will be able to pursue unconventional activities. You may try out making THC infused baked goods for the first time, or allow yourself to act more silly after smoking a cerebral Sativa. Whichever path you travel, your journey is certain to produce memories that will last long after you’ve devoured the brownies.

Your strong efforts, Stoner Cancer, should be backed by an even stronger resilience. While others may notice your elevated peaceful aura, you do not want to come across too passive. The cosmos has blessed you with a unique opportunity to produce positive results in all of your pursuits. Don’t waste this gift. You have a fire inside that is there to ignite inspiration within family and friends. Be sure to spread around the kindness and the kind bud: everyone is certain to benefit from good company and great greens. While the herb might be loud, your positivity will be heard even louder.

Aries October 2017

Stoner Aries, while we often think of summer and harvest time as the end of the fruits of our labor, cultivation is a full-time endeavour. While you may be admiring the great bounty from all your hard work, remember now is the time to dig into the dirt and plant the seeds for future growth. Although your efforts have produce ample and supple results, it is important to not overlook the weeds that have sprouted. Amidst the celebration of your successes from summer, do not miss the opportunity to cultivate that which is important and to discard those things that do not bear fruit.

You may experience a significant period of change in the workplace, Stoner Aries, but, do not count all of your losses as failures. Sometimes, something must end for another to begin. You may have reached the end of a particular road, only to discover that there is a great plain of potential before you. It can be necessary at times, to get rid of a few bad trees in order to save the rest of the forest. While at first, this absence might be more prominent, you will be able to invest these newly recovered resources into projects that will produce noticeable results.

With regards to familial aspects, Stoner Aries, you could not ask for more. All will be quiet on the home front. And, the only things that will need to be addressed are the improvements that you wish to see. Break out the peace pipe, and break down the herb–all of your closest cannabis companions will be down to toke one up to your accomplishments. This month, it is advised that you find your favorite strain and stick with it; perhaps a more grounding Indica so that you are able to stay focused on one task at a time. You will experience a great sense of satisfaction as long as you do not try to go in too many directions at once. If you invest your efforts into specific tasks, Stoner Aries, you will be sure to impress yourself and those nearest you with a period of peace and prosperity.

Capricorn August 2017

Stoner Capricorn you may seem like a passenger in the month of August. Watching life unfold without universal blessings to impact your surroundings. This may be your fate, so it will be up to you to make the best of this situation. There is no strain or species of the sacred herb that is recommended or warned against. The one requirement is to use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand the cosmic winds swirling around you while you hold stagnant in the calm center.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus more on internal strength than outward progress. Current universal struggles cannot be solved with proactive initiative. This is a time period to allow situations to develop and possibly allow problems to solve themselves. August is a great time to turn your third eye gaze inward towards yourself. What can you do to improve yourself? Your body, mind, and spirit need attention to maintain the quality of life you desire. Perhaps there are dietary changes you have been contemplating. Maybe now is the time to get back on that work out schedule. Yoga and stretching are wonderful tools to aid the body and spirit. Now is the time to find positive tasks to influence yourself stoner Capricorn.

Trust will be required in the August time period. Not trust in others, but trust in yourself and your own intuition. As you see the world unfold in front of you, all the clues and signs will be there to make the best decision for your life path. My vision implores you to go with the flow of the cosmos, but this does not mean to turn a blind eye at the situations developing. Understanding a problem sometimes can be all that is needed to solve it. Sometimes the deepest blessings in life come at you instead of from you.

Leo August 2017

Stoner Leo, your time has come. The August time period will be an opportunity to solidify and build upon all the work you have put in up to this point. Yes, that is a pretty heavy statement, but all the opportunities of August build from everything you are good at and that comes naturally to you.

Stoner Leo the lion, picture yourself with a shining golden mane standing on top of the mountain. A positive self image is key to fulfilling your destiny. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and self belief. There are no insecure lions leading the pride. And yes, stoner Leo, leading your cannabis companions is what you must do. Energy and confidence can be channelled with the sativa species of the sacred herb. Avoid any nervy or lethargic strains of the indica species for the month of August. The cosmos requires a bright eyed and bushy tailed Leo the lion to lead the masses to greener pastures.

Leadership through positivity and happiness will be how you impact your pride. Cannabis companions and fellow cosmic travelers will look to you for inspiration and guidance in their own path. This leadership and positive influence is your calling stoner Leo. The August time period will bring clear moments of enjoyment and fulfillment as you realize the strength within yourself. Now is not the time to get bogged down with simple or silly obstacles. Avoid arguing about minutiae; after all, you have a higher calling you are working towards this month.

True companionship can be found in August stoner Leo. Are you willing to give yourself fully? So often you hide your inner self for the greater good, but there are worthwhile cannabis companions capable of holding your giant heart. There will be moments of opportunity for you to open yourself up to the right person. True spiritual awareness requires a shared perspective with fellow humans.

Libra August 2017

Do you hear that buzzing sound stoner Libra? Perhaps it is more of a hum or a zing. Hear it? It’s you! August will be a time of boundless energy for the stoner Libra. New experiences and relationships will all be expected in the August time period. The universe has blessed you with a positive adventure. The only thing that can hold you back is complacency and negativity.

Get out! It’s festival season. Snatch up some tickets and make your plans. August is the time to get out and seek new experiences and meet fellow cosmic travelers. If a music festival just isn’t a possibility, then find other options that puts you in a celebratory position with your cannabis companions. Deep meditative dives with the sacred herb are not required in August. Be yourself and enjoy the sacred herb without deep internal thought. There will be plenty of opportunities to discuss life, the universe, and everything with new and old cannabis companions. Avoid indoor couch lock stoner Libra. All of the positive cosmic vibes I feel for you in August involve crowds, celebration, and the outdoors.

Your age or gender does not matter. These words are not just for a young single college student. Do not dismiss this opportunity. August is the time for something different than your normal path. Amazing experiences and people will unveil themselves when you try something new and put yourself out into the cosmic wave of humanity.

Specifically the 7th of August will be a catalytic time marker for the stoner Libra. The full moon will be out. Libras will feel like a tuning fork for wavelengths & energies flowing throughout the cosmos and our terrestrial plane. These omens of fun and companionship underlie a deeper current of knowledge and understanding that is possible in the August time period. This could be a significant moment in your life as far as understanding your place in the cosmos and your relation to your fellow humans. Whoa, deep dude. Good luck.

Pisces August 2017

Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.

This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.

The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.