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Taurus November 2017

Stoner Taurus November is destined to be a great month for you. With a little bit of self reflection and healthy analysis, you will shoot across the heavens like the star you are. This is a natural time to reflect on personal health. Cosmic influences will make this reflection even more important in November. As the weight of the gift giving season approaches, now is the time to take an honest look at finances and spending habits. Financial health or hardship can have a large impact on your personal health and spirit. Cannabis may be a magical plant from the Earth, but November is the time to reflect on your relationship with the sacred herb. Take a deeper look at the strains and species of the sacred herb. How do they affect you mentally and physically? Fine tuning the right strain or species to match your body, mind, and spirit can have a positive effect on your physical health.

Your fellow terrestrial cosmonauts will be sure to notice your bright glow in November stoner Taurus. If you are a single bull, be sure to get out with your cannabis companions and soak up the love. You will be sure to add fellow 420 friendly people to your tight smoke circle. If you are in a committed relationship, be sure to plan a few special evenings with that special toke buddy. Perhaps a night in with the sacred herb and board games will light the candle of love. Plan out an adventure seeking that perfect romantic smoke spot. Be sure to flex those strong bull muscles stoner Taurus. Admirers will notice.

The stars have aligned to ensure progress and efficiency in the workplace. Take time out with a meditative smoke session focused on ambition. What are your ambitions with your current employment? Have you fully communicated your desires and intent with your superiors? In this current life stage your communications must align with your ambitions stoner Taurus. Your superiors will be receptive to your words and ideas. This could lead to a higher plane of understanding and enjoyment in the work sphere.

Capricorn November 2017

Stoner Capricorn November will be quite productive! Be sure to document your progress for official evidence against the theory stoners are lazy. The key to November is understanding yourself and being comfortable with who you are. Your fellow cosmic astronauts will be more likely to enjoy your company if you first enjoy yourself.

There is no clear indication of love on the November horizon for the stoner Capricorn. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, the lack of celestial sparks in November provides more opportunity to love yourself. Consider yoga as a meditative method to strengthen your body, mind, and spirit. Yoga is a great alignment tool that will help your inner voice guide your consciousness.

Self confidence is the focus this month stoner Capricorn because cosmic winds are guiding you into the human hive. The productive planetary alignment of November doesn’t affect work efficiency, more like social expansion. I have visions of wired avatars buzzing around you stoner Capricorn. The fate of cosmic influence will provide boundless opportunities on the terrestrial plane and in the digital realm. Now is the time to grow your smoke circle and increase your connection and influence with humanity! Blending your social skills online and on the terrestrial plane will be a wonderful dance all month long stoner Capricorn.

Have you noticed I did not recommend any specific meditative smoke sessions? Part of focusing on your inner voice this month will include an analysis of your relationship with the sacred herb. For some stoner Capricorns the sacred herb may be a catalyst to productive social interaction in November. For others, it may be time to put down the pipe and create a productive tolerance break. Whatever you decide it will enhance your opportunity to get out and mix it up with cannabis companions and even the most square cosmic astronauts.

Have fun stoner Capricorn. Take lots of pictures of your social adventures.

Libra November 2017

Stoner Libra I have a song that will produce the right kind of mood for what the cosmos has presented in November: Imagine by John Lennon. Planetary alignments will be tugging on your altruistic heart strings. Since empathy and idealism are in your core nature, you will be in perfect planetary alignment for what matters most. Preparation and internal analysis will be required to strengthen your focus and impact.

Spark one up! What matters most to you stoner Libra? Fight the power! Battle for equality! Release the drug war prisoners! Legalize the sacred herb! November is a perfect time for activism and charity. Take a moment early in the month for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Tune in to your inner voice and align your frequency with the cause that matters most to you. Focus on a central issue because solving all the world’s problems may be a bit too ambitious for one person. The second half of the month will offer plenty of opportunities to make an impact on your social cause and reward your inner soul.

The holiday season is just around the corner stoner Libra. This can be a stressful time of year for all the star signs. It will be important to take time in November for internal contemplation and growth. The mid month point offers a celestial opening to take a deep dive with the sacred herb and take time for yourself. No matter what you decide is the correct course of action, make sure that relaxation and personal space are at the focal point. This reparative meditative dive with the sacred herb will recharge your soul and place you in a great position for the activism and service to others that lies ahead. “Imagine all the people, living life in peace. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us, and the world will be one” John Lennon and the stoner Libra.

Cancer November 2017

Stoner Cancer, you are known for working hard and getting the job done no matter how big, or small the task at hand. But, it may be time to aim these energies and abilities into a different direction. Perhaps your hobby is painting watercolor, braiding hemp, gardening, or any creative outlet that is not currently a facet of your career. Well, the changing seasons might be the ideal time to take the steps toward getting paid for your passions. When not working hard, it will be important to set aside time to fly solo and fire up a bowl of your favorite sacred strain. This will provide the needed headspace for self-reflection and planning for significant career changes ahead.

While focus on work will take up a substantial amount of your human resources, you can expect homelife to carry a much lighter tone. It’s a common practice for folks to do “spring” cleaning. But, Stoner Cancer, Fall is as good a time as any to make changes and rearrange your dwelling. It could be subtle changes like hanging new pictures of your favorite summertime smoke spots, or maybe you have more drastic remodels in mind like new paint and a comfy new sofa to act as your launch pad for all of your cosmic cannabis adventures. Your efforts to make your house more homey is sure to inspire your best buds and make all who enter feel welcome and wanted.

Your inner and outer beauty will be noticed by all the fellow travelers you encounter on your journey. And, journey you should Stoner Cancer. After a long stint of very hard work, it is time to treat yourself and go exploring. Whatever the final destination might be, be sure to have all your necessary supplies: your favorite portable pipe, some kind bud, and good company. This adventure will help to refresh the spirit, cultivate your closest relationships, but most importantly it will supply you with new inspiration for your future artistic endeavors.

Aquarius November 2017

The stars have aligned and the universe has your best intentions in mind, Stoner Aquarius, but remember that your efforts are the ultimate factor in whether you meet with failure or success. This means that the successes you achieve will be directly correlated to the amount of positive input you invest, so set your goals high. You will be able to magnify this positive momentum you are building by tackling problems and tasks with a group effort. A friend with green is a friend indeed, so enlist your closest bud-loving buddies to share in the ganja and the glory. Even the greatest endeavors will become much smaller if the work is divided up amongst many minds.

Be confident that your achievements, big and small, will be noticed by management at work–even if they are not vocally acknowledged by your higher-ups. Your optimism and energy will be tangible this month and you will be able to improve the spirits of your coworkers. These attributes have made you noticeably valuable in your job. While you experience a time of great harvests, use this opportunity of great fortune to share with others this plentiful bounty. Some say that, “sharing is caring,” and your actions during this month will strengthen this age old adage. Passing around the peacepipe will create the perfect forum for analysis and advancement of every party’s prosperity.

Smoke buddies will certainly come and go, Stoner Aquarius. There are those who will linger for a while, and those who will be at your side during the most chaotic or charismatic times. During this autumn month, you will discover who will be down to ride with you for the long haul. While the quantity of those you are willing to share in your puff-puff-pass adventures might be fewer, the quality of your adventures will be elevated. Being more selective about who you share the sacred herb with, will only make each moment shared more memorable.

Virgo November 2017

Stoner Virgo be prepared to stay hydrated in November because your thirst for knowledge will be undeniable. The current planetary alignment will reward intellectual curiosity. Fly like a Jefferson Airplane, “Feed your head, feed your head.” Whether at work or in a personal passion, reward yourself by accepting this gift from the heavens. This passion for knowledge will expand opportunities professionally and personally.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. Gifts from the cosmos can also turn into burdens falling from the sky. This thirst for knowledge and to solve curious puzzles could spill into aspects of your personality you regularly struggle with. The analytical and logical nature of the stoner Virgo can lead to paralysis by analysis. During this intellectually curious period you will be more likely to overanalyze trivial puzzles of no consequence. Thus, this blessing from the cosmos could turn into frustrating nit picking without the right attention and focus. Take time to step back and meditate with the sacred herb. Find understanding on what is really important and what genuinely will feed your passion. In moments of analytical frustration, fly high with the sacred herb. A 10,000 foot view will allow you to avoid getting stuck analyzing the weeds.

November may be a quiet month on the romantic front due to your studious work on personal interests. However, this intellectual pursuit will take you to new smoke circles in your physical and digital community. Diving into new communities will provide the human spark you may be avoiding or lacking in the bedroom. Be sure to listen and hear your newfound acquaintances. Listening isn’t waiting for your turn to speak stoner Virgo. Smoke circle expansion will be up to you. Be bold. Requesting and sharing contact information could turn a great conversation into a new cannabis companion.

Libra October 2017

Stoner Libra the October time period brings opportunity for rewards. Keep in mind that “reward” does not imply blind luck, but a return from effort and input. So often interpretation of the cosmos and planetary influence implies destiny without choice. But this is false stoner Libra. Whether it be karmic returns or opportunities from effort, we all have influence of our experience among the stars. Take time to meditate with the sacred herb early in October. The species or strain does not matter this month stoner Libra, but the attention and guiding light should focus your third eye toward effort and result.

Investment is the key word for the October time period stoner Libra. The planets have aligned to increase the likelihood of return on investment. Let’s not constrain ourselves to a monetary result. There are many forms of investment that can provide rich rewards. Spark one up, balance your chakras, and visualize the opportunity of investment.

Investment in self:
Where are you at currently on this terrestrial plane? How would you like to proceed? Only with investment can you move forward. Health and fitness comes with an investment in body and spirit. Intellectual advancement comes with an investment in education. There is no reward without the investment of effort.

Investment in community:
Bonding with your fellow cosmic travelers is a rich reward of life. Love and companionship comes in many forms, from intimacy to smoke circles. An investment in communication will greatly increase the opportunity for reward in this regard. Only you know your community interests, and only you can invest the time and communication to strengthen your community bonds.

Investment in love:
Stoner Libra, in order to receive the rewards of love from cannabis companions, family members, or life partners, you must first invest in them. Offering a helping hand or soft shoulder will be required in October. This empathetic act of love is an investment in your fellow cosmic astronaut. Just being there and supporting others will have great rewards in spirit and love.

Pisces October 2017

As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.

After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.

Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.

Leo October 2017

Stoner Leo the lion, the October time period promises a continued trend of harmony with your pride. Planetary alignment ensures that you will trot along the terrestrial plain gathering more cannabis companions to join your smoke circle. However, be forewarned you social butterfly, this is not the season for unabashed sharing among your cosmic travelers. It’s cold and flu season stoner Leo. Be sure to pack your own pipe as you skip and hop from each smoke circle on your busy social schedule. Sharing isn’t caring when it comes to a persistent cough. You will find your own polite way to break the lineage of the smoke circle when that sexy lioness with the drippy nose passes the pipe your way. You got this you clever stoner lion.

In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo should expect no major surprises or advancement. As with the September time period it will be key to see yourself as a part of the larger whole, and push back selfish instincts. Steady work as part of a team will see you through with success. On matters of your own finance and business, the stoner Leo must not leap on opportunity without analysis. The key to the October time period will be progress without action. Toke time to plan and organize the opportunity or idea presented to you this month. Particularly now versus any other period it will be best to meditate with the sacred herb on business opportunities and investments. If you leap into an idea or opportunity to soon, you may fail to see the angle of most danger.

Breathe and let it be stoner Leo. Conflicts and dramatic situations will arise with a cannabis companion. In keeping with the theme of October, the strong lion must stop and contemplate before leaping into a dangerous situation. Animalistic emotions will take you down the wrong path stoner Leo. Perhaps a medicated nap and deep thought with your inner self will provide a diplomatic resolution. Sometimes a lion must rule its pride with a gentle paw versus the glean of a sharp tooth.

Taurus October 2017

Stoner Taurus the second fall month brings a moment of transition. Hard work and diligence in the work sphere will blend quickly into a rush of personal endeavor. This change in planetary alignment brings seeds of growth, but tending this transitionary garden will be draining.

The work and business sphere during October will bring continued momentum from previous periods. Opportunities will sprout that can impact your career and earning potential. The most important internal element that affects the positivity of this stage and future time periods is settlement. A nice deep meditative smoke session with the Indica species of the sacred herb will unveil that you must find a settled position in your work. Comfort-ability and stability will be key to future success. Deep internal analysis will help you find your centered and balanced position within the capitalistic machine.

The big news my stoner Taurus is that you will be transitioning from a period of intensive work and business foundation building, to a time of love and creativity. You are on the precipice of a long lasting transition in planetary alignment. With work and business firmly grounded and stable, seeds of love and companionship can grow. This new planetary influence should be felt early in the October time period as warm cosmic winds heat up the bedroom.

Opportunities for creativity will now present themselves more than ever stoner Taurus. What is your artistic muse? Now is the time to push your creative boundaries and explore your artistic endeavors. If you are confused or stuck with which direction or project to take on, use the sacred herb as a catalyst for idea germination.

This planetary transition is wonderful stoner Taurus, but with any transition there can be uncertainty and fatigue. With all the chaos of opportunity surrounding you during October, you must not lose sight of your energy levels. It is mandatory to take time mid month to rest and heal your body and soul. You don’t just deserve a day alone with your favorite couch locking strain of the sacred herb, you need it.