Stoner Gemini the December time period will be a beautiful transformation for you. As you shed the skin of past experiences and emotions, you will emerge a more beautiful and developed human. As with all transformations, there will be some work to shed the old skin.
Be prepared stoner Gemini, the month of December starts out with a critical phase. Your cleansing opportunity will come with the full moon on December 3rd. Smoke about it before the big day. A meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will help you reach clarity on past experiences that you wish to shed to move forward. This can be an emotional experience, but leaning into this exercise with a deep Indica strain will help draw out the hidden feelings you may have pushed away. This preparation will be key to deep and healing conversations you will have during the full moon cleansing. The most important aspect of this stage is to come out with the toxins of the past firmly cleansed. Moving forward with a blank slate and love in your heart will allow you to become a better version of yourself.
Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Gemini. This emotional dump may be difficult at the time, but it will leave you energized and excited about relationships moving forward. And boy will there be opportunities in December! Fresh, rejuvenated, and with a warm cosmic breeze at your back look to expand your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the positivity joint down the line to your fellow cosmic astronauts. It will be sure to come back around with love and companionship.
Fortunately the universe has blessed you with less drama and tasks in the work sphere. Work efficiency will be high in December. Toke time to organize your mental and office work space to take advantage of this positive cosmic blessing. The less cluttered you are with your tasks and projects, the more you will be free to dance December away.
Stoner Capricorn be forewarned December will be a sensitive stage. This is not a warning of doom and gloom in the emotional sphere, but a warning to be prepared. Your inner voice will come forward to drive your conscious self in December.
The sacred herb helps us stay in tune with our inner voice. It connects us to the reality of our circumstance. The current planetary alignment will accentuate the power of the sacred herb. In moments of self reflection and meditation this may be a wonderful amplifier. However, with the cosmos stripping away your thick skin, it will be best to avoid medicated moments in public.
Stoner Capricorn, always daring to change the world on your own. The December time period will be no different, but universal influences require you to take a larger approach. You will find more success as a member of a team. This task in networking will take you out of your comfort zone, but the rewards will be more than worth it. As you open your arms to more cosmic astronauts, you may find cannabis companions in the most unlikely places. Not only will your altruistic network grow, but your smoke circle may grow as well.
The planetary alignment is a blessing and an opportunity. This is a great period to hash out unresolved issues among family members and cannabis companions. Toke about it with the source of the problem. When things are left unresolved, even the closest relationships can be awkward. December is a great time to heal the scabs of old wounds.
Finally stoner Capricorn, the most important words for you in December: Take great care of yourself. During sensitive periods it is so important to remember to love yourself. As your subconscious takes over for moments in December, be sure to take conscious moments to pamper yourself and appreciate who you are as a person.
Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.
December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.
Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.
Stoner Leo December will be like visiting an old friend. Cosmic influences will bring you back in tune with your true self. Maybe you haven’t felt quite like the lion ruling a broad pride. The December time period will bring you back to your social roots. No meditation required stoner Leo; all that you want is in front of you ready for action. All strains, species, and forms of the sacred herb are on the table. Be sure to get out with cannabis companions. The smoke circle won’t be the same without you. Whether you are looking for fun, network expansion, or meaningful conversations, you will feel comfortable and at ease in all social occasions.
Stoner Leo the party animal lion! Take time in December to worship your cosmic space suit. With all the socializing and partying, your body might feel neglected if you don’t focus your attention on health and fitness. Instead of work hard – play hard, you should adhere to play hard – live well, as your mantra for December. Allowing your terrestrial space suit get worn down will ruin any hopes of a bright New Years. Now is the time to try hot yoga or a toxin releasing steam sauna. Just be sure to be as diligent with your workout routine as you are your social engagements.
Be forewarned stoner Leo: Those close to you may not be feeling the same cosmic blessing. Two factors could lead to trouble with close cannabis companions and love ones. First, your self centered nature will be a detriment with those close to you. Perhaps a medicated hot yoga session with the sacred herb could double as a meditative session focused on the needs of those closest to you. Second, while you might be feeling great with social confidence reaching for the stars, those around you may be in a different planetary alignment. The more you force your social enthusiasm on you inner smoke circle, the more opportunity you will encounter for arguments and spats. You must manage your expectations on your cannabis companions and loved ones.
It’s hard being the life of the party stoner Leo, good luck you lucky lion.
Stoner Aries, December is the month that you should focus your investments toward body and health. We are all space travelers zooming through the universe, and we only get one cosmic space suit–it’s important that we take care of it. This does not mean you should go out and adopt whatever new fashionable diet you come across surfing the net. Rather, make those small, but effective choices in favor of health. If you are prone to the munchies, choose more natural sweets like fruit, or limit yourself to only two scoops of ice cream. These seem trivial, but watch how quickly the little things add up to big results.
Most months, the Stoner Aries is filled with fire and ready to take on the world. During the winter months it can be more difficult to find outlets for all that energy. It will just require a little creative problem solving, but you can do it Stoner Aries. Maybe it’s time to finally get that gym membership, or you pick up hemp braiding, or try your hand at watercolor. You might decide to use your powers for some extra good and volunteer for a local charity. Whatever you choose, you are sure to excel in creating positive results in the cosmos.
This is why it is important to avoid couchlock. Find a nice sativa dominant variety or explore the family of Hazes. These will offer a cerebral boost to help focus the mind in order to accomplish the projects you undertake. In the spirit of improving overall health, it may be time to investigate vaporizers or medibles, more health conscious approaches to interacting with our favorite plant of healing.
Your energetic and free spirit will attract others who are curious as to how you do it. If you are single, Stoner Aries, be sure to keep some of your magic a mystery. Those who already have a special canna-companion will feel this connection grow. Your adventurous nature will serve you well as you and your partner seek new experiences on this big blue planet we call home. Safe travels fellow cosmic explorer!
You have been saving for a long, long time, Stoner Scorpio. It is now the time to spend some of that hard earned green. This does not mean you should become too wild or wasteful, however. You have your mind set toward the future, and it has finally arrived. For you, it is about quality over quantity. You have always been of the mindset that it is better to smoke an ounce of the good stuff, versus a pound of poorly cultivate product. This holds even more true as you make investments into the long term. Whatever big purchases you decide to allow yourself to indulge, know more than just yourself will benefit from these niceties. Your kindness will show those around you that you truly believe: sharing is caring.
Your excitement from reaching the next level will help to uplift and motivate coworkers and friends. This kind of inviting aura is likely to attract new acquaintances as well. Do not fear though, those whom you attract are not only after your monetary accomplishments. They have noticed your genuine glow and only want to learn how they can achieve similar results. Be confident in the advice you give as many will come to see you as a leader. Remember, while many hold you in high regard, this does not mean you are above everyone else. In your case, you can have your buds and smoke them too. Meaning, this December, you will be able to stay firmly grounded, even if your head is in the clouds.
Stoner Scorpio, you should not be surprised if a budding romantic, prospective partner becomes your new and closest canna-companion. As far as the romantic aspects of life go, it can be said, you’re on fire. Your overall confidence is sure to intrigue and inspire someone whose eye you’ve caught to take a chance on you. Although, it will be a far cry from a gamble. Like your finances, you will know a good investment when you see one, and the same can be said of your potential suitor. This romance, however, will not be a power play. Rather, you will realize that individually you possess the seeds for amazing growth; but, together your mutual growth will be a thing of marvelous proportions.
Stoner Taurus you will be a commanding presence in the December time period. You are entering a stage of action. There will be no time for lazy stoner cliches or stereotypes this holiday season. Cosmic influences will have you keen on objectives and paths to success. The Sativa species of the sacred herb can assist energy, action, and creativity. Maybe this is a great month to try a smooth hybrid strain.
Spark on up stoner Taurus. The sacred herb can produce a spark of creativity within diligent planning sessions. There is much to accomplish, but the end goal can’t be reached without a solid plan and path to success. Once this plan is in place, planetary support will aid you in becoming the leader to execute your plan. Others are ready to follow your instructions and belief you beautiful bull. But this support and work production will rely on confident decisions. Each day you will see yourself as a project manager taking steps towards important goals. Whether you use this period for advancement at work, completing a home improvement project, or starting that new business adventure, you should proceed with confidence and strength. You got this stoner Taurus.
December will also bring moments of deep thought. Don’t be afraid to take an evening off and meditate with the sacred herb when the time is right. Understanding the desires of your soul and inner voice will help you see the societal and mechanistic structure in front of you for what they are. A deeper analytical dive into personal relationships will help answer questions you may be asking yourself.
Please be forewarned stoner Taurus: The productive work on projects this month will place the intensity of your communications at a high level. You must find a way to soften your tones when you are with family and loved ones.
Stoner Virgo December will be like a warm dank Indica strain. The smell of this sweet sacred cannabis bud will put you into a trance. I’d like to think of you as a triple threat in December. The sacred herb can be consumed in so many ways. Maybe this is the month to venture out and try them all. Whether you vape, eat, or smoke the sacred herb, December will be a month to stay medicated.
Home may be the best place for you this month. Mercury is in retrograde again my dear stoner Virgo. And although this does not fall in your sign this time, it may still affect communications adversely. Taking a home bound strategy into this month may help counteract universal communication complications. Of course remember stoner Virgo, even with a home bound strategy you must still navigate communications with close cannabis companions and loved ones. I have a meditative exercise for you this month. It’s important to understand not just who you are, but also how others perceive you. Take time with the sacred herb to contemplate this aspect of self analysis stoner Virgo. You may see yourself as contemplative and logical in debate and problem solving, but others may only see the intensity of your delivery instead of your words.
December retrograde should be more manageable than the August time period; especially with a solid plan to combat the cosmic communicative interference. Working on your home and or your personal space will draw out creative forces from within. Executing projects in your home life will feed your sense of accomplishment. Improving your personal sphere will set you up for a more stable and fulfilling home life in future time periods. The most important aspects to this home bound strategy for December will be patience and comfort. You will find your projects fulfilling, but you must not manage yourself like a million dollar project. Allow your creative side to take over and lead the way at home.
Stoner Sagittarius, prepare yourself for an excellent adventure this November. Although it may be rainy and cold outside, yourself and your fellow space travelers will traverse far across the depths of the universe. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the coast to find new smoke spots, or exploring the depths of life, the universe and everything from the comfort of your favorite couch, you will journey together into unchartered territories. You can trust in good company and plenty of the sacred herb to help sustain you, wherever you may wander. This month, the Cosmos has blessed you with fortune that you are compelled to share with your closest cannabis companions. Don’t worry, this will not be a case of one sided generosity. Whatever you put out into the universe, you will get returned in kind, and even in even greater proportions. So be kind!
Through your hard work and diligent ways, you have accumulated some seriously positive karma, stoner Sagittarius. You may have gone up the ranks at work, or simply been acknowledged as being the stellar employee that you are. Whatever your accolades, you have made apparent your value to your employer. If you are fortunate enough to get to share a bowl or two with your coworkers, it is advised that you guys take some time outside of the workplace to pass around the peace pipe. While there are no foreseeable grievances or issues, it will benefit all parties to ease tensions before they become stronger. This will enable the free exchange of ideas and make collaborations constructive, instead of overly competitive.
You have probably felt like you have found a pleasant groove as you stride through the cosmos, this is because your chakras are aligned stoner Sagittarius. You should be cautious of this, in the best possible way. This is because those near you may not be in such high spirits. Passing the pipe and sharing meditative tokes will keep everyone on the same level. Sometimes we get high with the help of our friends, other times we need simply to be there with some great bud and a smile, ready to help our friends get by.
Stoner Aries, this November you will rediscover just how resilient you really are. At first, you may see your shortcomings as only that–as simply wasted efforts and energies. But remember, from the most devastating ashes can grow a beautiful new life and accomplishment. Instead of dwelling on what was, you should look forward to all that is to come. This does not mean that you should “hurry up and wait.” To the contrary, this winter will be a time for substantive self-evaluation: Find what has worked or has helped with your previous successes and let go of old habits or approaches that were unfruitful. Medicated meditation will be a must during this time. Whether you choose to smoke a cerebral enhancing Sativa to promote problem solving, or a nice relaxing Indica to refresh the body, make sure that some of your smoke sessions are solo so you will have the time to look inward.
Regarding homelife, Stoner Aries, it is advised that you choose your battles wisely. Not all will be chaotic or challenging. However, since you will undergo your own transformative experiences, you want to make sure you are on steady ground yourself before you attempt to prop up others. Otherwise, you should expect a period of great, and healthy harvests regarding your most special cannabis companion. If you are single, this positivity will easily translate to your friends and family, also known as your “partners in chronic.” Although you may be feeling proud of your renewed confidence, remember there is a thin line that separates hubris and humility. Just because you think highly of yourself, that does not necessarily make you above everyone else.
You are seen as a natural leader by those who have the pleasure of working with you, stoner Aries. Your peers will often seek your guidance and outside-the-box approaches to solving difficult problems. This month, however, it will benefit you to adopt slightly more passive, supporting roles. Counter to your historical trends, attacking tasks from behind the scenes will enable you the freedom to try new tactics. Roll and light one up stoner Aries and stay at a mellow, but maintainable pace. You will be successful if you think like a long distance runner and look far into the future. Don’t come up short by focusing all your energy on only one leg of the race.