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Pisces June 2018

Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.

The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.

A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.

The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.

Cancer June 2018

The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.

Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.

On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.

This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.

It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!

Aquarius June 2018

Stoner Aquarius, the first summer month will be a great time to break the chains of old habits. Cosmic support will be strong for the adventurous Aquarian. Not adventurous in actions, but adventurous in creativity. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month to spark inspiration. By broadening your experiences you may see yourself in a new light within your smoke circle. Not only can you expand your smoke circle this month, but you can enhance and curate enjoyable experiences with your cannabis companions.

There will be grand dynamics shifting in the workplace stoner Aquarius. These movements will rely heavily on your internal investigative skills. How much do you know yourself? Do you fully understand your place in society and your job? Greater understanding in this regard could lead to an opportunity in the workplace. If you struggle to see yourself in the broader context of the hive, this opportunity may go unnoticed. Don’t be afraid to include a coworker in a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Just be sure to practice open and nondefensive communication strategies. Self discovery from another perspective can be challenging, yet enlightening. This information can enhance your ability to target the right tasks or projects at work to stand out from the crowd.

Stoner Aquarius, in matters of love and the heart, it is time to break out of old patterns. Try a new tact, a new friend, a new restaurant, a new smoke spot, or even all of the above. Be a leader! Organize an event or activity with your smoke circle. Perhaps a smoke spot photographic scavenger hunt will be the catalyst to catch that certain someone’s eye or boost the energy level of a stagnant relationship. Cosmic support will reward breaking from old patterns and trying new experiences. Smoke about it with a cannabis companion. The world is only limited by your imagination.

Virgo May 2018

Stoner Virgo, you may think the universe is conspiring against you, but realistically you will feel everything more deeply this month. But, this is not necessarily a bad thing as these magnifications will be just as noticeable with positive emotions. Following your heart will be the precise recipe required to overcome any and all obstacles you encounter. While you are attempting to correct the seemingly unfortunate injustices the stars have concocted for you, it will be crucial for you not to neglect those nearest you. You may find yourself having a greater affinity towards the Sativa dominant varieties this month, Stoner Virgo. This can be helpful in getting the creative juices flowing as you work to strike a balance between your personal goals and the needs of those around you.

When the smoke is getting too thick, all you have to do is wait for it to clear. You have already clearly established your goals. As once famously said, just do it! With so many hours of sunshine during the summer months, you’ll have even more time to hustle. This will be an ideal time to turn your hobbies into a passion that pays, capitalize on your talents stoner Virgo.

Those nearest you will notice your genuine drive towards accomplishing great goals. You will be able to manage noticeable achievements and noteworthy smoking sessions, as long as you remember there is a time and a place for each. Be forewarned, Stoner Virgo, it is likely you will encounter some friction in the workplace. However, you will be able to accomplish more if you are able to set aside those differences. Invest your energy in projects, don’t waste it on unnecessary squabbling. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

Stoner Virgo, this month you need to stay connected with your smoke circle. This is not to say you need to toke one down with everyone you encounter. Rather, those who you consider your closest bud loving buddies should be your main focus. While you should stay busy, you will benefit by taking time to stop and smell the kind flower. Although you have a long list of tasks to accomplish, you will never regret investing time with those who mean most.

Gemini May 2018

Stoner Gemini your evil twin may pop their head up more than usual in May. Swirling cosmic winds will lead to dynamic emotional swings. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Acknowledgement of difficult situations or problems and striving for a balance in body and spirit, will keep you upright and moving forward. Take time to create a cannabis toolkit for May. Sometimes you will need to chill out with a deep Indica strain. Other times an energetic Sativa will be the key to unlock a positive adventure. It will be important to mentally adjust to a changing environment versus becoming overwhelmed by it.

Last month was all about planning and seizing opportunities for self improvement. Continuation of this theme is important in May. You may lack the inspiration of idea creation this month, but the lists and ideas from last month should be front and center now. There is a danger of time slipping away stoner Gemini. Use the ideas and to-dos from last month to drive your motivation this month. Allow your former energetic self to guide your current self. Don’t let them down!

A partner in chronic may piss you off or hurt your feelings. This can be an explosive situation, but only if you let it stoner Gemini. Often, time and contemplation will lead to understanding and a more thoughtful perspective. You are in charge of your emotional reaction, not the circumstance.

Working with cannabis companions toward a common goal will bring happiness and success. Cosmic winds favor a team effort. It’s time to put that smoke circle to work! Nothing bands terrestrial astronauts like a common goal and a clear mission. We live in a wonderful world where there are collaborative opportunities in a variety of communities. Whether your smoke circle resides in your neighborhood or your social network, bonding with your cannabis companions will be rewarding for you and the collective.

Leo May 2018

Stoner Leo the month of May will be a bright dynamic period for you. As with many things in life, what you put in will directly correlate to what you get out. The opportunity of May is not weighted heavily in the sphere of society, but within yourself stoner Leo. Springtime is a wonderful time of renewal, not just in nature, but in one’s self.

Meditative smoke sessions should be light and airy. I envision a sweet Sativa with low THC levels. Balance will be the theme of the month. Self improvement opportunities will be available within the work and personal spheres. It will be important to balance your mood and strength to transition easily between the two spheres. Moreover a balance of focus and ambition will assist in transitions between idea generation and execution.

Personal Improvement:
Is there a hobby collecting dust? Maybe a fitness class you’ve had your eye on trying? Perhaps there is a passion project or volunteer opportunity in your cannabis community.

Soulful Improvement:
Mind, body, and spirit. Balance cannot be maintained in the physical world without balance within stoner Leo. Investment in one’s self does not merely manifest in a physical way. Internal mood and spirit can be enhanced with a wilderness hike, or a yoga class. Perhaps a deep medicated meditative dive in a float tank will connect you to the cosmic singularity.

Work Improvement:
As you grab the cosmic opportunity of May, and work towards a better you, don’t forget about your astronautical career. Seize upon continued education classes. Take time out for intensive organizing. Open yourself to networking and idea development.

What a month stoner Leo! Good luck! When there is a nuisance, annoyance, or frustration sets in, you’ve simply been knocked off balance. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. Patience, trust, and insight will see you through.

Cancer May 2018

Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.

Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.

Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.

May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.

Capricorn May 2018

Stoner Capricorn you are entering a wonderful time period. May has all the promise of a blooming flower. The moon will take a prominent position of allyship for your sign. A wonderful turn of events from the usual planetary predicaments of the moon.. From the Full Moon of April 29th, to the Flower Moon of May 29th you will feel a warm cosmic breeze at your back.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month stoner Capricorn. Find the adventure in life and self improvement. The unusual support from the moon will not be a lucky rabbit’s foot or a golden ticket. You can take advantage of this cosmic opportunity through positive effort and attention. Make sure your cannabis tool kit is filled with light and airy Sativa strains. Now is not the time for couch-lock contemplation, but instead active participation.

Opportunity is the key term for May. We create our own opportunities. You now have unexpected universal support for all of your desires and plans. But you must make a plan stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on what it is you truly want. Journal your deep thoughts or create a to-do list. NOW, take steps to forward your mission. Perhaps you want to forward your involvement in charity or politics. Maybe there is an outdoor or educational adventure you have passed on in the past. NOW is the time to set yourself up for internal success. Give it a try and get going.

On the personal front, drama can be expected within your smoke circle. It will be crucial for you to recognize this is not your responsibility. People and things will work out on their own without the need for your stressful involvement. Don’t get cornered to choose sides. Calm waters are the best to swim in; and you should be a vigorous swimmer in May stoner Capricorn.

Aquarius May 2018

Stoner Aquarius the sun will shine on you in May! This period promises to have all the blessings required for success. But the sun is shining more on your business sphere than personal. So pack a bowl of your favorite energetic Sativa strain as you prepare to blaze your own economic path in May.

The current planetary alignment provides support to the bold stoner Aquarius. But it provides fortune to the prepared. Is there a business adventure or financial investment you have been pondering or planning? May is the perfect time to take steps toward your goal. As always there are universal requirements to success. We are talking about support, not luck stoner Aquarius.

First, no economic adventure is foolproof. Without proper analysis and assessment, your efforts will be subject to chance. A bushy nug filled plant always starts from a well nurtured seed.

Second, you must clear the clutter from previous projects. Remaining tasks and to-dos from old projects or ideas can disrupt the cosmic wave of refreshing new adventures. Complete all left over tasks before committing to this new project.

Third, success requires a strong single-minded work ethic. We all know the lazy stoner stereotype is just a myth. This month it will be up to you to shatter this myth stoner Aquarius.

All work and no play makes for a dull stony day. As there are limited highlights to be foretold in May, I do have some words of caution. I think of the Kid Cudi words, “The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.” It will be paramount to avoid locking yourself away with a bowl and a frown in May. Developing a “people suck” attitude will be an easy trap. Trust and reliance on others should be avoided. It’s not that you should avoid any smoke circles or cannabis companions, just don’t create expectations surrounding these encounters. This is a month of work stoner Aquarius. Fun cannabis companionship will arrive at a future date.

Aries April 2018

Stoner Aries universal influences will support a positive and prosperous April.  With Spring in full effect, it will be imperative to organize and complete projects already underway.  The full moon on the 31st of March represents an opportunity for the stoner Aries to cleanse the past and prepare for the future.

Think of the beginning of April as a vision quest.  Puff early and meditate often. See the year unfold.  Perhaps you can enhance your medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb by trying something new to connect with your inner voice.  An internal journey within a float tank is a wonderful conduit to better self understanding. Perhaps a long hike in the majesty of our terrestrial plane will inspire your vision.  Maybe a medicated hot yoga session is just what the doctor ordered to expel toxins and breathe in new energy. No matter the tools of your quest, find the time early in April to open your mind to your internal voice.  Seek your true desired direction.

Smoke some flower stoner Aries.  Dust off the leaves that clutter your environment, both external and internal.  Once your vision quest is complete, the next step will be to complete all projects already established.  Leaving loose ends can trip you up as you run toward your future. You will find the pace of your work and mental analysis will increase tremendously now that you have found your true direction.  What can you do now to reach this vision? Once you have your direction established and work in progress completed, waste no time in executing forward progress toward your future.

Don’t spend all your time in a yurt on a mountain top visualizing your future stoner Aries.  After your vision quest early in the month it will be crucial to connect with your cannabis companions, loved ones, and smoke circle acquaintances.  It’s possible these connections will help actualize the vision of your future.