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Taurus August 2018

Stoner Taurus this August may be a good time to put the pipe down. Or rather, do your best to avoid couch-lock. You have the opportunity to make substantial advancements in both the personal and work spheres as long as you take the necessary actions to do so. No one is saying to completely avoid the sacred herb. Instead, harness its inspirational effects wisely.

Some of the obstacles in the final summer month will seem quite daunting at first glance. But, with a little creative thinking, you can break down large goals into smaller more manageable tasks. As long as you have a clear and defined game-plan, you will be nearly unstoppable. The key to success this month will be confidence stoner Taurus. There may be some challenges that appear almost impossible, but if you stick with the ‘make-it-smaller’ approach, you will be able to look back and wonder why you ever worried in the first place.

You should be confidant, Stoner Taurus, and for good reason! Celestial bodies are aligned and energy is flowing at maximum efficiency. Be bold when it comes to taking on leadership roles at work. Your peers are sure to notice your positive energy, and they will gladly offer support for your plans and visions. Now is the time to take chances! This does not mean you should be reckless, but rather know that unconventional approaches are much more likely to be successful during this period. Your accomplishments and efforts are sure to be noticed by the higher-ups at work. This might be just the attention needed to turn your current job into a career. Once you have fully embarked upon your path to the next level, you can take the time to take it down a notch. Spark up a celebratory bowl and enjoy unwinding with your favorite strain and favorite buds. Go make it happen stoner Taurus.

Taking chances applies to the realm of relationships too; perhaps even more so than work. As before, you have found a wonderful personal groove, and a new level of personal insight. This means you are deeply aware of what it is you want. With this expanded knowledge, pursue developing these deeper connections with your special cannabis companion. This might be your current partner, or one you will soon meet. Just know whomever you find to share that special bowl with, they should appreciate it as much as you do. Together you are sure to grow one chronic companionship, making others jealous of just how fire you two really are.

Scorpio August 2018

Good news, Stoner Scorpio, the stars have aligned and you are all-systems-go! Now is the time for revitalizing old endeavors and sparking up new adventures. Be bold and explore the paths least traveled. Make sure you have your travel bag ready: Pack your favorite piece, make sure you have a good supply of herb, and invite your best buds to join you on the road. Heading into the last month of summer there is much left to explore, and you have the determination, the energy, and the time to cover much ground. Seek out new and remote smoke spots that are sure to create memories which will last a lifetime.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Rewards will be equal to your efforts. Be confident you will arrive at your proper destination, regardless of the detours along the way. Tackle the big issues first. This may sound strange, but it will pay off in the end. You will likely encounter substantial obstacles which will require a good amount of troubleshooting from the whole team. This can create noticeable tensions. By addressing the tough stuff first you can avoid negative vibrations from growing larger. With the rough roads behind you, everyone can get back to the fun stuff.

After you and your peers have conquered the difficult projects, you will be able to focus on the future and the finer details. Toke some time off the clock to spark up herbal inspiration. Sharing a nice bowl of the sacred Sativa might be just what the doctor ordered to get everyone thinking about the next level and the bigger picture.

When it comes to the personal sphere, remember to share the love. This starts by first loving yourself stoner Scorpio. By focusing on projecting your own positive aura, you will help those around you avoid the bad vibes from becoming worse. If or when negative situations arise, the solution is simple: Toke it out and talk it out. There are few communication issues that cannot be remedied from the help of the sacred herb.

Virgo August 2018

Stoner Virgo let’s take time to remember last August. I had to deliver the unfortunate news that Mercury was in retrograde and you were in for a tough month of communication breakdown. So now I am here to tell you this August will be fairly bland and uneventful. Whoopy if you compare the two periods! Spark a bowl in celebration you made it through August of 2017, and here’s to August of 2018 … a period that can’t be as bad as last year.

Speaking of the past: Now that you have commemorated last August, bury it. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain does not matter. The theme of this medicated meditative smoke session is forgiveness and presence. Forgiveness is a powerful healing tool. Not just forgiveness for others, but forgiveness for yourself stoner Virgo. Too often images, incidents, conversations, or mistakes haunt our present even though they will always remain in the past. Once you forgive, you may live.

The stagnation of August can be a great asset for a stoner Virgo with an entrepreneurial spirit. It’s time to start your cannabusiness! The green rush is happening all around us. Whether it be in politics, content creation, manufacturing, or marketing, your passion project is only a step away. Smoke a bowl of courage stoner Virgo and take that first step.

The limited celestial support this month pushes toward an altruistic endeavor. Cannabis companions and family need your analytical process stoner Virgo. August is a great time to point your passionate energy toward the betterment of your smoke circle. Helping your loved ones could be the most fulfilling thing you do with this stagnant time period.

For the more adventurous stoner Virgo, August 25-27th is shroomfest. Taking a trip with the magic mushroom can help you see yourself within a wider dynamic. Not just within your family or society, but within the universe.

Pisces August 2018

Stoner Pisces the final summer month promises to be a splendid affair! Allies in the cosmos will ensure blessings from the heavens. Pack plenty of energetic chatty bowls of Sativa in August. Energy and communication will be your asset and weapon in the war against negativity. Be forewarned, this chatty energy will work only in positive or neutral situations. Laid back chill vibes must be found during moments of conflict or duress. This patient approach will see you through all combative situations that come your way. Straight forward aggression will only exacerbate a negative situation and crush your sunny summer vibrations.

Entrepreneurial Pisces must toke time for a meditative planning smoke session with the sacred herb. Rushing toward your goals is sloppy. Slow and methodical is not an option! A consistent sprint will see you through to grand achievements. The most important work aspect of August will be a consistent effort. Enjoy a nice hybrid strain to unlock the vision required to find the right pace. Terrestrial astronautical Pisces working in the gears of the corporate grind must stick to a developed plan without hesitation or ally-ship. This is a lonely road you are traveling, but a steadfast commitment and patience will see you through to a successful future.

Romance is on the horizon in August stoner Pisces. This may not be a life-long feeling, but even fleeting moments of love generate positive energy for the soul. Soak it up stoner Pisces! Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, August promises connected moments with a canna-companion you will not forget. However, don’t forget about your best buds during fluttering periods of heartfelt emotions. Kind bud and your best buds will keep you grounded and true to your given nature.

Pisces July 2018

Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.

It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.

Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.

Gemini July 2018

Stoner Gemini, the main theme this month will be teamwork in both the personal sphere and the workplace. If you pool your resources with your closest cannabis companions, everyone will have the tools to make something beautiful grow. July will be an amazingly busy period. It will be a time of historical progress, but it is your responsibility to take full advantage of these opportunities when they come.

While you will accomplish most of your projects as part of a team, it will be important to set aside time to toke alone. It can be easy to overlook your spiritual needs when you are in a state of constant motion. Make sure you stock up on good greens early in the month. Although you will be constantly grinding, their will be plenty of opportunities to take much needed time to meditate or unwind with a bowl of the sacred herb.

Maybe you have been eyeing a more advanced position or one of leadership at work. Stop waiting! Now is the ideal season to venture into new realms of responsibility. You have a keen eye for identifying a person’s strengths; this includes your own, Stoner Gemini. With everyone focused on their particular area of expertise, there will be no obstacles you and the crew cannot overcome. Sometimes it is not force that is required to get the job done, but simply a creative approach you haven’t tried before. Sharing a bowl of herbal inspiration with your coworkers can help everyone to take a step back and avoid over analyzing.

In the area of relationships, now will be the time to make some potentially tough decisions. Stoner Geminis who are coupled may be faced with the difficult task of whether or not to end their current relationship. This choice, although substantial, is fairly simple: Do you see potential for future growth? If not, then it is better to change course and avoid wasting efforts trying to nurture a garden that has little promise of bearing fruit. Both parties should be in a position to help each other accomplish their individual goals. Remember, it is a more efficient use of energy to grow together, instead of competing for limited resources.

Scorpio July 2018

Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to encounter unexpected setbacks when grinding toward their goals. How drastic the set back depends upon your preparedness stoner Scorpio. Be confident the reward of a strong harvest will be directly correlated to your work and planning. No amount of effort will be wasted in the research and development of your path forward.

The success you achieve at work will have effects lasting long into the future. In fact, your accomplishments might have you thinking of your current position as a likely career, and not simply a job. If this is the case, do your best to muster more motivation and seek inspiration wherever you go. Whether it is herbal inspiration you get from enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis, or simply getting outdoors to bask in nature’s beauty beneath the summer sun, pursue what drives you, Stoner Scorpio. Others may not always recognize the uplifting powers of good ganja, but remember these special times are great for reflecting on our past successes and for meditating on our future endeavors. Even if you decide you do not want to move to a management or leadership position, you will make notable and noticeable advances at work.

In addition to the prosperity you experience at work, your are entering into a very dynamic period in your home life. Just remember, if you try to change for someone else, you will lose on two accounts: you will lead them on, and you will fail to be true to yourself. Sometimes the best advice will be to think on it and smoke on it, Stoner Scorpio. If you have given proper consideration to those tough choices and you decide to move ahead, do so wholeheartedly! This advice should not lead you to selfishly neglect the needs of others, especially with regards to your closest partner in chronic. Rather, you can be confident knowing you will grow even stronger together if the seeds you plant are rooted in truth.

Gemini June 2018

The theme of this month, Stoner Gemini, will be balance. You may struggle early in the month to balance your social calendar with time to focus on your inner peace. But, remember Stoner Gemini, you know yourself best. No one can force you to do anything you don’t want to. You may feel the need to sneak off by yourself to your favorite smoke spot to meditate and medicate with the sacred herb. There will also be opportunities to be a part of a massive smoke circle, which will be the sustenance the soul needs. Don’t worry though, you will quickly find your groove and the rest of summer will be good times and good vibes for you and all your cannabis crew.

With regards to work, it will be imperative you keep your attention on the big picture, Stoner Gemini. Don’t worry about the little things. Enlist the help of coworkers in tackling the tedious tasks. Your efforts will be better used in a creative capacity. Freeing up mental bandwidth will allow you the opportunity to overcome greater obstacles and improve the business’s bottom line. When your not grinding at the nine-to-five, spend down time resting and recuperating. Expand your mind with an inspiring and uplifting sativa. Or, unwind after a long day’s work by puffing on a relaxing indica-dominant strain.

By taking a holistic approach, addressing the needs of the mind and the body, you will show skeptics you can do both: work hard and smoke tough. Paying a little more attention to one’s health never hurt anyone, Stoner Gemini. This investment will have noticeable returns that are sure to materialize quickly. In addition to having more energy to get work done, you will have plenty in the reserve tank to pursue your own adventures outside of the work sphere.

Some might call you a lazy stoner; but how wrong some people can be? This June you will be miles away from the couch. While others are busy making assumptions, you will be out blazing your own path: Discovering new places for your midnight toking, and meeting new people to invite to the next smoke session.

Virgo June 2018

Stoner Virgo June presents a familiar challenge. Although the old adage “Let it Be,” can sound easy enough, it may require an active effort on your part this month to fight the urge to try to solve everyone else’s problems. Some things are simply out of your control, and your efforts will be better spent getting your own to-dos checked off before offering assistance with OPP (other people’s problems). While you might feel like you have just the cure for a cannabis companion’s blues, the best help you can offer is to allow them the opportunity to experience their own growing pains.

Whether it is for your own relief, or you decide to invite your fellow canna-companions to partake, there will be great benefit in taking time for some stress relieving tokes. Spark one up and slow things down. You are certain to benefit from making time for medicated introspection with the sacred herb. With each spark of the sensimilla you can expect to acquire new perspective and to discover more opportunities to reach greater heights.

When it comes to the realm of work, you are entering a period of straight fire, Stoner Virgo. While you are certain to experience a noticeable surge of energy, it will be important to make sure your actions are deliberate. Do not jump at every prospect that arises. Be thoughtful in your plans of action and be sure proper planning is in place. It is better to move at a deliberate pace than to burn out too quickly. While you might want to get things done as quickly as possible, remember you will spend even more time on a project if you have to go back and correct mistakes. This could be avoided if you are more attentive in your first attempt. The cosmos has blessed you with a keen eye for the details. Sometimes the sacred herb may offer you inspiration, yet other times it can help you slow your roll allowing you the time to get it right the first time.

The most crucial facet you should avoid approaching hastily is the sphere of family. As long as you focus your attentions inward first, Stoner Virgo, you will foster a positive aura which will benefit all of those around you. It will be important you keep the peace pipe and fresh herb at the ready. This is not to say you should expect many conflicts to arise, but rather you will be ready to clear the air if they should. Sometimes the best advice for facing a hectic schedule is to hurry up and relax.

Libra June 2018

Stoner Libra, the first summer month will be a slow burn, just like a well packed bowl. It won’t take much flame to set this month-a-blaze. Positivity will be your cosmic wick. As long as you are a willing participant in your smoke circle, focus on the right tasks at work, and confident in matters of love, the burning bowl of June will see you through the high life.

Early in the month take time for a deep meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiveness and communication. The cosmic influences of June will present an opportunity to settle old scores and heal open wounds. Cosmic support will assist in cleaning out the closet of negativity and moving forward with positivity. Don’t shy away from open minded confrontation. Issues might be more built up in your head than they are in reality.

Be forewarned stoner Libra, all this positive cosmic support may not translate into an energetic workplace. With so many bowls burning out in the summer sun this is understandable. At work, focus on what is meaningful. Avoid serious fights and battles. Now is the time to grind hard on the tasks that matter most. Even with low energy or attention, you can still accomplish a lot if you grind on the right tasks.

Get out! Enjoy the summer sun. But be sure to gather cannabis companions for the adventures. Positivity and confidence are the keys to unlocking universal support in June stoner Libra. Just remember that positivity isn’t only a mindset, but also a mantra for how you treat your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Sure, PMA (positive mental attitude) goes a long way, but without action it can become a hollow effort.

It’s not like you lack confidence stoner Libra, but comic support in June favors the bold. It’s time to take the restrictor plate off and go full tilt. Well, within reason; especially single stoner Libras. There is a fine line between confident energy and obnoxious behavior. With the right tone, you will see your smoke circle expand and plenty of adventures to start your summer off right.