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Virgo February 2018

Stoner Virgo, this month will be all about the long game and a slow roll. This does not mean you should settle in on the couch or try to avoid tasks on your to-do list. To the contrary, you want to make sure you are moving forward at a deliberate and determined manner, otherwise you risk wasting what is expected to be a time of great positivity and good fortune. February will be time to take chances and pursue new endeavors that you may have been putting on hold. But, fear not, Stoner Virgo, the stars have your back and are there to guide you when you are most in need. Indicas are the recommended variety of choice this month—what you need most now is a grounding influence, one which will help you to maintain a positive equilibrium.

With regards to the workplace, Stoner Virgo, it will be important to double check everything, but do your best to avoid second guessing yourself. As long as you give due diligence in the planning phase, you will be able to identify and subsequently avoid unnecessary setbacks. While you are sure to meet new faces, some of whom could become friends and allies, it is recommended you keep your most inner circle small. It is nice to have a helping hand or second opinion, but sometimes you just need to have the space to clear your head and make your own decisions. So, be strategic with any help you solicit; it is crucial everyone involved in a project is working toward the same goal, otherwise useful energies will be wasted. When it is time to set down the work and pick up the pipe, it would be wise to do so alone. Use these moments to meditate, reflect on accomplishments and prepare yourself for future successes.

You can expect your interpersonal relationships to experience a time of great prosperity. Whether you are a single Virgo, or have a special cannabis companion, you will be a source of tangible positivity to all who are fortunate enough to know you. As mentioned before, stick with strains that help you maintain your groove. It is advised you avoid sativas during this time. While it is important to dream, you want to keep your mind from wandering. You will make the most of the peaceful phase permeating your home if you are able to stay focused on all you are blessed with. So, when the opportunity arrives, grab your peace pipe, grab your partner and pack a fresh bowl of good vibes.

Taurus February 2018

Stoner Taurus, this month you will find yourself in a particularly pleasant cosmic groove: If you can think it, you can do it! While other stoner zodiacs appear to be running around in no particular direction, you will emit an aura of peace and deliberate determinations. It is important, however, for you to maintain a balance between falling behind and rushing too quickly ahead. As far as your herbal remedies are concerned, embrace and experiment with hybrids. Finding a balanced bud can mean you will get the best of both worlds; the uplifting and inspiring effects of a sweet sticky sativa, as well as the grounding, mellowing effects of an earthy Indica. Combine these benefits with your clear and determined focus and there will be no obstacles you will not be able to overcome.

You can expect to maintain a similar level of success in the workplace, Stoner Taurus. Although this means you can expect to implement your plans of action with a certain ease, it is important to remain flexible. Work involves other actors, which means you will likely be required to make some compromises, but they will all be for the sake of progress. Remember Stoner Taurus: sharing is caring. While this is a good rule to follow when it comes to our sacred herb, it can also apply to a task or workload. If everyone takes on the responsibility for a small part of the project it will be less strain on all parties, resulting in better attention to detail and a more timely completion.

Just because the weather is uninviting and does not exactly inspire adventure, be fearless Stoner Taurus. It will be important to get some kind of outdoor exposure to give the mind and body the exercise it needs. Plus, venturing outside promises new encounters with new faces and meeting potential new best buds! Whether you are single or in a long term relationship, your aura is certain to attract those who are fortunate enough to cross your path. You will have many opportunities to take these chance encounters and turn them into unforgettable memories. So, Stoner Taurus, be sure to pack a bowl for two before you set out on your journeys–your fellow cannabis connoisseurs will be eternally grateful.

Scorpio February 2018

Can you feel it, Stoner Scorpio, can you feel the magic?! While other signs are burrowing in, waiting out the remainder of winter weather, going nowhere fast, you are inspired and energized and ready to take on the world. Your own motivation and zeal may surprise you, but remember there is no such thing as a guaranteed win. Whether or not you choose to use this surplus of spirit for productive purposes will be completely up to you. While those nearest to you will be attracted to your success and drive, it will be important to listen to the input of others. Before plans are put into action, take some time to share a bowl and meditate on tasks ahead. This shared experience will help to get everyone on the same page and aligned as to be the most efficient in working towards accomplishing the group’s goals. Although you are likely to emerge as the obvious choice for leader, it is important to consider everyone’s feelings towards the matter.

You may feel the fire within and feel like there is nothing you can’t do, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember there are those around you who are more than willing to offer a helping hand—you don’t have to do everything by yourself. While it would be possible to accomplish your goals on your own accord, you will experience more success if you allow others to carry some of the workload. In between projects, you and your cannabis cohorts should reward yourselves for a job well done with something sweet, and green, and inspiring. Perhaps you all get together to make a pan of chocolate, sativa-infused space brownies. Or, maybe you prefer to keep it simple by matching bowls of your favorite flower. Whatever the selected method, know that by taking time for these bonding experiences off the clock, where everyone is able to express their creative sides, and allow themselves to get a little hazy, all involved will be more focused and refreshed when it is time to get back to the grind.

As stated before, you can expect to be quite accomplished this February, even if you decide to roll solo for the month. But, like previously suggested, you will have a better time and greater adventures if you are joined by your closest Partners in Chronic. Just like on a road trip, it is beneficial to have a copilot. As you journey down the cosmic highway we call life, it will be helpful to have a navigator, confidant, or simply someone to help you eat all the munchies. Make sure, however, you are willing to make the pit stops your fellow travelers want to make as well, this way everyone will make the most of the miles journeyed.

Pisces February 2018

Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.

February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.

As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!

Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.

Libra February 2018

Stoner Libra keep your bowl packed, February is sure to be a month of fellowship and bonding. Planetary positions will favor a contemplative Libra with a mind toward personal growth within a tight smoke circle. That is not to say the responsibility of the cosmic adventure in February will fall on the stoner Libra’s shoulders. A team effort with your cannabuddies will ensure success and growth.

Seeking insight into your individual perspective will assist your efforts to become closer with your cannabis companions. Early in the month is Groundhog Day. What a perfect time to sink deep into yourself with an Indica dominant Kush Cake. Allow the sacred herb to take you inside yourself and high above the terrestrial plain. Take time to meditate about your place on this planetary spaceship and among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. This preparatory work early in the month will give you great insight into your cannabis companions and light deeper meaning in the fire of the smoke circle.

A friend with weed is a friend in deed. February may bring some challenges, but a team effort will be sure to solve any problems. Use your smoke circle like a Swiss Army knife to tackle problems and tasks that come your way. Each person possesses unique skill sets that enhance the group as a whole. Be sure to place trust in your partners in chronic. They will reciprocate. It is possible by the end of February that your smoke circle will be as tight as that dank preroll.

There are no cosmic signs of danger or excitement in the workplace stoner Libra. The best course of action is to keep your head down, and plot through all tasks that come your way. Perhaps your coworkers will enjoy the stories of your bonding adventures with cannabis companions.

Leo February 2018

Stoner Leo, you are likely to find yourself in a constant state of surprise this month. Not surprised by the chaos of unexpected events or obstacles, but by the lack of any substantial problems. This is not to say everything will come easily, or that you should expect all situations to go exactly how you want them to, but know you will not need to assert maximum effort in order to accomplish any particular task. This means you should expect to have a substantial amount of time to use how you wish. Whether you intend to finally master the art of rolling a marijuana cigarette, or you simply smoke a bowl and catch up on your favorite series on Netflix, you can be sure you will have the time to do it all. The important thing is that you keep moving, Stoner Leo, regardless of what direction. With little requiring your immediate attention, you could easily get lost in a daydream and before you know it February will have passed you by.

It will be important for you to remember Stoner Leo, a win is a win, no matter how big or small. With the winter weather heading toward maximum dreariness, it may be harder to notice the growth and progress you do make. Not every success will merit a celebratory bowl, or to treat yourself with a new addition to your pipe collection—although it definitely won’t hurt. But, it will help if you pick a reward to award yourself when you reach particular milestones toward your greater goals. You can expect your finances to go largely unchanged, which in your case will be beneficial. As long as you do not make any outlandish or sporadic purchases, you will be able to avoid unnecessary stresses due to monetary concerns.

This February, Stoner Leo, you will have the good fortune of finding your romantic and cosmic grooves. You are in the zone, mentally, emotionally, and for interpersonal relationships. Although you may not have a specific destination in mind, sometimes the reward is in the wandering. So grab your traveling piece, a fresh bag of that ever-so-fragrant mary jane, and a few of your closest partners in chronic and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous Stoner Leo, but aligned with your best buds, you and your crew prove to be unstoppable!

Gemini February 2018

During the month of February, Stoner Geminis should expect the unexpected. Although we are not yet to Spring and all the new growth it brings, this month can be a time of radical rebirth. It could be as simple as getting new threads and rethinking your wardrobe, or perhaps you have your sights on more drastic transformations. You may have had an idea for a new adventure or endeavor planned for a long time, but fear of what others would think of your decisions has held you back. Know you have much more important things to worry about than what others’ opinions of you might be. Critics will always have something to say, Stoner Gemini, so don’t waste precious energy stressing over things you can’t control. Instead, invest in yourself! You will find endless opportunities to express your more creative side, take advantage of as many as possible. Spend time meditating on the tasks you want to accomplish and the changes you want to create. With a little help from the sacred herb you will reach new insights that are certain to take you to new heights and inspire a sense of well being you’ve not felt in a long while.

When it comes to your professional life it is advised you proceed with caution. Unlike the wild and exciting change you can expect to experience in your personal life, it will be important to be more deliberate and focused in your work sphere. What you want to achieve at work is progress. Remember, not all change is for the better, the decisions you make may have long lasting consequences, so you want to ensure your efforts help to move you towards your goals. The important thing is to remain optimistic, do not get discouraged when projects do not go exactly according to plan. Sometimes failure is simply there to better prepare us for when future opportunities present themselves. If you do find your spirits diminishing, take a break. A couple stress relieving tokes in the evening hours might just be the perfect remedy to a hard day’s work. While a little herbal pick-me-up can prove refreshing and revitalizing, take everything in moderation. It will serve you well to relax when time permits, as long as it is with the intention of recouping for your return to the grind.

Do not be surprised if tensions on the homefront run a little high, Stoner Gemini, this is to be expected. It will take time for your friends and family to adjust to the new you, but know they will come around. Be sure to keep the peace pipe handy to help ease any of these times of potential strain. Remember, those who smoke together, stay together. There is nothing quite like sharing a little kind bud with the best buds to help to forget your worries and focus on what’s important–your friends.

Capricorn February 2018

Stoner Capricorn, you can expect to find yourself with a lot of free time on your hands this month, so it is recommended you keep your pipe clean and ready for takeoff when the moment calls. Some will need this extra help from our favorite, peace-provoking plant to ward off the restlessness that comes from having too much time and not enough on the “to-do” list. But, remember stoner Capricorn, free time does not simply mean time to waste. Since there will be little that is directly demanded of you this month, you will have ample opportunity for new and novel undertakings, or to meditate on the coming spring which will be a great contrast to the overall peace this February promises. Highly recommended, is to explore the wide and tasty world of cooking with cannabis. This would be the best of both worlds: an endeavor that will occupy your available hours, and a final, delicious product that will provide even more hours of ecstatic enjoyment.

With regards to work life, place your focus on the long game, stoner Capricorn. You might feel like it is too soon to plant and plan for the coming summer harvest, but warm weather and all it promises will be here before your know it. Don’t let yourself become complacent in your duties. You may not experience instant gratification or see the immediate rewards of your labors, but rest assured your hard work is not in vain. Now is the time to tidy up, or implement any finishing touches on projects that remain to be completed. It will be important to finalize these tasks from the past so you can give your full attention towards your future endeavors.

Whether you are single, Stoner Capricorn, or have a specific best-bosom-bud, you can expect to find new romance this month. The holiday of love, Valentine’s Day, will be a good reminder mid month of how fortunate we are to have a canna-companion—that special someone who is down to traverse the stars and join us on our journey through the cosmos. Your special someone is always there to help you to find your way back to the path, or to blaze new trails with you when you’re in uncharted territories. Remember to show your appreciation for this person. Sometimes we all need to hear out loud what we already know in our hearts to be true.

Cancer February 2018

Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it also comes with dangerous prospects. Another way to think of this cosmic alignment is by placing yourself near the sun. Hot and bright, but all your senses will be exposed.

Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Your focus and attention must be placed squarely on preparation for the raw emotional exposure you will go through. Clear your mind. Find a mantra with control and calm at the heart. With raw emotions exposed to solar flares, your temper can explode under pressure. But hey, stoner Cancer, you are a chill terrestrial astronaut right? February will require you to embrace your stoney chill side. No matter the species or strain, the sacred herb will be your spirit guide away from the searing heat of the solar flare. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

The workplace has an equal opportunity for dynamism. When it comes to interactions with coworkers, please keep the above words in mind with calm and control. You do not want to deal with coworkers with white hot raw emotions at the forefront. Every explosive situation can be circled back once a chill spirit has been summoned. As for a change of jobs, this is also possible in such a dynamic period. Have you consulted your inner voice? Have you medicated with the sacred herb and floated high above to see your life plan laid out? A job change in February could be an amazing pivot point in your life stoner Cancer; but only if your actions are centered from logical thought and not raw emotion.

Slow down stoner Cancer, enjoy the bright moments, but avoid the moments that are too hot to hold.

Aries February 2018

Stoner Aries the February time period will be a continuation of what you were able to establish in January. This can be a positive period filled with personal growth and achievement. Speed and pace will be important to monitor. A balanced hybrid strain should be your go-to sacred herb for the month. It will be important to maintain a steady pace chasing after your goals. Avoid racing ahead or a serious crash may occur. Avoid lethargy or opportunity may pass you by. Everything you need to achieve your goals is within yourself.

February will be rolled up with mystery, just like a kief topped joint. Be forewarned stoner Aries, do not turn the mysteries of February into puzzles that need to be solved. Planetary influences will support you in your endeavors. When plans change it will be more important to deal with the new direction than figuring out the hows and whys behind the change. Proceed with confidence. Do not get stuck over analyzing minutia or interpreting paranoid smoke clouds.

Stoner Arians should expect progress in the workplace as warm cosmic winds will bring a comfort during the winter month. Do not mistake this for good fortune however. Diligence and concentration will be required to reap the benefits of this warm cosmic breeze. There will be no problem or obstacle you cannot solve as long as you keep your third eye open and alert. As advised in January, a change in approach will serve you well against pesky problems.

Don’t get caught without a packed bowl for your travels. You will not find support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts this month stoner Aries. Do not pass off important tasks or crucial decisions to any cannabis companions. Your steady pace, positive attitude, and confident demeanor will be the cure for any situation that arises. Remember stoner Aries, it’s not a mystery, just the circumstance.