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Virgo May 2018

Stoner Virgo, you may think the universe is conspiring against you, but realistically you will feel everything more deeply this month. But, this is not necessarily a bad thing as these magnifications will be just as noticeable with positive emotions. Following your heart will be the precise recipe required to overcome any and all obstacles you encounter. While you are attempting to correct the seemingly unfortunate injustices the stars have concocted for you, it will be crucial for you not to neglect those nearest you. You may find yourself having a greater affinity towards the Sativa dominant varieties this month, Stoner Virgo. This can be helpful in getting the creative juices flowing as you work to strike a balance between your personal goals and the needs of those around you.

When the smoke is getting too thick, all you have to do is wait for it to clear. You have already clearly established your goals. As once famously said, just do it! With so many hours of sunshine during the summer months, you’ll have even more time to hustle. This will be an ideal time to turn your hobbies into a passion that pays, capitalize on your talents stoner Virgo.

Those nearest you will notice your genuine drive towards accomplishing great goals. You will be able to manage noticeable achievements and noteworthy smoking sessions, as long as you remember there is a time and a place for each. Be forewarned, Stoner Virgo, it is likely you will encounter some friction in the workplace. However, you will be able to accomplish more if you are able to set aside those differences. Invest your energy in projects, don’t waste it on unnecessary squabbling. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

Stoner Virgo, this month you need to stay connected with your smoke circle. This is not to say you need to toke one down with everyone you encounter. Rather, those who you consider your closest bud loving buddies should be your main focus. While you should stay busy, you will benefit by taking time to stop and smell the kind flower. Although you have a long list of tasks to accomplish, you will never regret investing time with those who mean most.

Gemini May 2018

Stoner Gemini your evil twin may pop their head up more than usual in May. Swirling cosmic winds will lead to dynamic emotional swings. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Acknowledgement of difficult situations or problems and striving for a balance in body and spirit, will keep you upright and moving forward. Take time to create a cannabis toolkit for May. Sometimes you will need to chill out with a deep Indica strain. Other times an energetic Sativa will be the key to unlock a positive adventure. It will be important to mentally adjust to a changing environment versus becoming overwhelmed by it.

Last month was all about planning and seizing opportunities for self improvement. Continuation of this theme is important in May. You may lack the inspiration of idea creation this month, but the lists and ideas from last month should be front and center now. There is a danger of time slipping away stoner Gemini. Use the ideas and to-dos from last month to drive your motivation this month. Allow your former energetic self to guide your current self. Don’t let them down!

A partner in chronic may piss you off or hurt your feelings. This can be an explosive situation, but only if you let it stoner Gemini. Often, time and contemplation will lead to understanding and a more thoughtful perspective. You are in charge of your emotional reaction, not the circumstance.

Working with cannabis companions toward a common goal will bring happiness and success. Cosmic winds favor a team effort. It’s time to put that smoke circle to work! Nothing bands terrestrial astronauts like a common goal and a clear mission. We live in a wonderful world where there are collaborative opportunities in a variety of communities. Whether your smoke circle resides in your neighborhood or your social network, bonding with your cannabis companions will be rewarding for you and the collective.

Leo May 2018

Stoner Leo the month of May will be a bright dynamic period for you. As with many things in life, what you put in will directly correlate to what you get out. The opportunity of May is not weighted heavily in the sphere of society, but within yourself stoner Leo. Springtime is a wonderful time of renewal, not just in nature, but in one’s self.

Meditative smoke sessions should be light and airy. I envision a sweet Sativa with low THC levels. Balance will be the theme of the month. Self improvement opportunities will be available within the work and personal spheres. It will be important to balance your mood and strength to transition easily between the two spheres. Moreover a balance of focus and ambition will assist in transitions between idea generation and execution.

Personal Improvement:
Is there a hobby collecting dust? Maybe a fitness class you’ve had your eye on trying? Perhaps there is a passion project or volunteer opportunity in your cannabis community.

Soulful Improvement:
Mind, body, and spirit. Balance cannot be maintained in the physical world without balance within stoner Leo. Investment in one’s self does not merely manifest in a physical way. Internal mood and spirit can be enhanced with a wilderness hike, or a yoga class. Perhaps a deep medicated meditative dive in a float tank will connect you to the cosmic singularity.

Work Improvement:
As you grab the cosmic opportunity of May, and work towards a better you, don’t forget about your astronautical career. Seize upon continued education classes. Take time out for intensive organizing. Open yourself to networking and idea development.

What a month stoner Leo! Good luck! When there is a nuisance, annoyance, or frustration sets in, you’ve simply been knocked off balance. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. Patience, trust, and insight will see you through.

Cancer May 2018

Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.

Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.

Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.

May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.

Capricorn May 2018

Stoner Capricorn you are entering a wonderful time period. May has all the promise of a blooming flower. The moon will take a prominent position of allyship for your sign. A wonderful turn of events from the usual planetary predicaments of the moon.. From the Full Moon of April 29th, to the Flower Moon of May 29th you will feel a warm cosmic breeze at your back.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month stoner Capricorn. Find the adventure in life and self improvement. The unusual support from the moon will not be a lucky rabbit’s foot or a golden ticket. You can take advantage of this cosmic opportunity through positive effort and attention. Make sure your cannabis tool kit is filled with light and airy Sativa strains. Now is not the time for couch-lock contemplation, but instead active participation.

Opportunity is the key term for May. We create our own opportunities. You now have unexpected universal support for all of your desires and plans. But you must make a plan stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on what it is you truly want. Journal your deep thoughts or create a to-do list. NOW, take steps to forward your mission. Perhaps you want to forward your involvement in charity or politics. Maybe there is an outdoor or educational adventure you have passed on in the past. NOW is the time to set yourself up for internal success. Give it a try and get going.

On the personal front, drama can be expected within your smoke circle. It will be crucial for you to recognize this is not your responsibility. People and things will work out on their own without the need for your stressful involvement. Don’t get cornered to choose sides. Calm waters are the best to swim in; and you should be a vigorous swimmer in May stoner Capricorn.

Aquarius May 2018

Stoner Aquarius the sun will shine on you in May! This period promises to have all the blessings required for success. But the sun is shining more on your business sphere than personal. So pack a bowl of your favorite energetic Sativa strain as you prepare to blaze your own economic path in May.

The current planetary alignment provides support to the bold stoner Aquarius. But it provides fortune to the prepared. Is there a business adventure or financial investment you have been pondering or planning? May is the perfect time to take steps toward your goal. As always there are universal requirements to success. We are talking about support, not luck stoner Aquarius.

First, no economic adventure is foolproof. Without proper analysis and assessment, your efforts will be subject to chance. A bushy nug filled plant always starts from a well nurtured seed.

Second, you must clear the clutter from previous projects. Remaining tasks and to-dos from old projects or ideas can disrupt the cosmic wave of refreshing new adventures. Complete all left over tasks before committing to this new project.

Third, success requires a strong single-minded work ethic. We all know the lazy stoner stereotype is just a myth. This month it will be up to you to shatter this myth stoner Aquarius.

All work and no play makes for a dull stony day. As there are limited highlights to be foretold in May, I do have some words of caution. I think of the Kid Cudi words, “The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.” It will be paramount to avoid locking yourself away with a bowl and a frown in May. Developing a “people suck” attitude will be an easy trap. Trust and reliance on others should be avoided. It’s not that you should avoid any smoke circles or cannabis companions, just don’t create expectations surrounding these encounters. This is a month of work stoner Aquarius. Fun cannabis companionship will arrive at a future date.

Gemini April 2018

Stoner Gemini, this month is not about how fast you go, but how far.  Do not be disappointed by the fact you are not likely to embark on any grand journey across the universe.  It is more likely you will travel along more familiar roads, but you will get to see them in completely new and unexpected ways.  April is the time to delve deeper down the rabbit hole and explore what you thought was familiar. Perhaps you have an interest you have never invested time in, or a hobby you’ve wanted to turn into a craft.   But you were held back because others thought it was “alternative.” Pursue your passions! Whether it’s practicing your painting, getting creative with clay, participating in cannabis activism, or chopping it up in the kitchen, your journey will be in self exploration.  

With regards to the sphere of work, the important thing is to keep your “eyes on the prize.”  It is easy to become sidetracked by the promise of the next prospect. Especially when your current project becomes tedious or littered with obstacles.  But, under no circumstances should you rush a project to completion simply to see it done. You, and all of your teammates will benefit when the job is done right, not quickly.  As long as you stay focused on the task at hand, there will be plenty of time to relax and celebrate your accomplishments. If you pace yourself and prioritize your to do list, you can do it all Stoner Gemini.

Although you may not find yourself going a hundred miles a minute, you will cover a lot of ground this month.  It is recommended you use the buddy system when possible, because you are surrounded by amazing people who offer fresh perspectives and much to learn.  The key is to keep it to a slow burn. Celebrate the “little wins” and share in the success of the group. Remember even the greatest bud begins as a tiny seed.  Pay close attention to the tasks that require your nurturing; you and your partners in chronic are sure to produce lasting accomplishments.

Leo April 2018

Stoner Leo the sky’s the limit for you this April!  Better weather is headed your way, and the cosmos is sure to have your back.  Unlike recent months when it was better to conserve your energy and maintain a steady pace, the advice this month is to give it all you got!  You are certain to be successful in whatever you set out to accomplish. Your goal should be to do as much as you can, within reason. Your only failure will come from the lack of trying.  

It can be easy to get caught up in the grind, especially when you’re working at a fast pace.   Be forewarned, it will be important you do not neglect your health. When you need a little pick-me-up, a second wind, a timeout for a meditative session, you know the helpful healing powers of the sacred herb is just one puff away.  Although cannabis can help to heal the body and nourish the mind, you are ultimately responsible for how well you maintain your cosmic spacesuit. You might have the best plan to tackle a problem at work, or a great idea to make progress in a personal goal; but you will not get very far if you do not focus first on your well being.  Keep up your spirits! Your next accomplishment will take you even higher than the last.

Your family and friends will be aware of how busy you are when it comes to work and aspirations.  They will not ask much of you this month, Stoner Leo, other than for you to be honest with them. Keep the lines of communication open and moving in both directions.  You have a keen eye and great attention to detail, but you are known to overlook your own needs. You may get caught up in moments of intensity in your pursuit of greatness, so remember to reach out, not lash out.  Your bud-loving bosom buddies will gladly be there to support you with an open ear and a fresh packed bowl whenever you need. However, the ability to read minds is not one of the side effects of smoking cannabis. You will have to let others know when you need the companionship of good buds.  

Libra April 2018

Stoner Libra April is bound to be a wonderful time for you.  However, this positive time period will be bound by your own self control.  A keen eye for moderation will keep you on a positive path. There are four key areas to target your attention in April:  420 Celebration, Quest for Justice, Project Ambition, and Companionship.

420 Celebration:  April is the month to celebrate cannabis culture.  There will be plenty of opportunities to celebrate with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Be forewarned, you will lose universal support with overindulgence. Puff puff pass the positive vibes in moderation this month stoner Libra, and celebrate with kindness and safety.

Quest for Justice:  Ah yes stoner Libra, you have a natural desire to balance the scales of justice.  What a wonderful trait to possess my cannachampion. However, we live in confusing times of fake news and alternative facts.  Be sure to check your facts and confirm your sources before you embark on a quest for justice. Without a keen eye for details and facts, misinformation could create an overreaction that will send a cannabis companion fleeing.

Project Ambition:  April will be a prosperous and productive time period stoner Libra.  You can expect to find culmination in projects or investments. Smoke clouds of April show a likelihood of satisfaction and pride.  However, moderation of ambition is required. Disaster may strike if you take on too much responsibility as your attention will be spread too thin.  Not enough ambition, then universal support will reward your lack of effort with a lack of success.

Love and Companionship:  Be prepared stoner Libra.  The sphere of personal relations will be the most dramatically tied to a balance of moderation in April.  Toke about it with your cannabis companions. Without a keen eye toward a balanced state of mind, your emotions may swing wildly.  Communication and meditation will be your best tools to quell this dynamic period.

Virgo April 2018

No one’s saying you should be a homebody this month, Stoner Virgo, but you will benefit from focusing the majority of your attentions to your home-life.  In the hustle and bustle of the daily grind it can be easy to neglect particular facets of our many responsibilities. Especially this month, it is important you do not let it be your interpersonal relationships which are sacrificed for the sake of personal success.  This will require you to take the time to meditate on future tasks and how they affect not only you, but those nearest to you. However, this does not mean you should be over cautious. Rather, be contemplative and decisive in your efforts. That way everyone will benefit from your strategic actions.

While it is not advised to mix work and herbal recreation, meditative smoke sessions may be helpful to contemplate more challenging problems in the workplace.  Although it will be particularly important to maintain a clear head at work, medicated meditative smoke sessions will be useful to figure out your next business move.  Your greatest asset this April will be time, Stoner Virgo. Our sweet Sativas will help to foster the creative environment needed to gain a more objective perspective and enable you to assess problems with a keen eye.  Once you have analyzed each obstacle, act!

Stoner Virgo, a well tended garden will thrive and produce a bountiful crop.  The same is true for our nearest relationships. There is no need for grand gestures or over-the-top displays of affection, but everyone appreciates their soil tilled now and again.  Even the smallest ‘just because’ gift can brighten the day of your closest partners in chronic. Presents are great, but even more appreciated will be your presence Stoner Virgo. With sincere effort, you will be able to strike a perfect balance; taking care of yourself while giving yourself fully.