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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Sagittarius I’m not sure the Summer season could start with a better combination of celestial influence!  Yes my fierce Archer, missions are A GO.

But slow down and toke time to read the writing on the cannabis package.  A green light mission doesn’t mean the month will be filled with burning big blunts and smoking your enemies.

Be mindful of your strategic nature stoner Sag.  Toke time to contemplate your moves with brief smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Blunt force is not the only method to win the day.  This month especially will utilize all your strategic skills on the terrestrial battlefield.

Throughout the month make sure you have a travel kit of smoking supplies for brief solo smoke sessions.  Keep the mood light, and the sacred connection with your cannabis copilot consistent.  You are a warrior within the stoner Zodiac.  Although you may have cannabis comrades in arms by your side, the responsibility of your actions, and your plans, will always fall on your shoulders alone.

The universe supports you in your contemplative missions this month stoner Sagittarius.

By the final decade of June, these independent minded missions will dissolve into a more communal phase of existence.  Once again, keep your bowl burning sessions on the lighter side of the cannabis spectrum.  Go too deep during this phase, and you might catch the feels.

This month has it all for the stoner Archer!  Cosmically enhanced solo missions.  Strategic contemplative actions.  And even smoke circle camaraderie.  What a time to be alive.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Pisces, you are the emotional core of the stoner Zodiac. Your ability to empathize remains unmatched, and your willingness to listen, laugh, and light one up with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts seems endless. 

You should definitely continue the mantra of sharing is caring, just make sure that you are giving yourself the care you need first.  Afterall, it’s great to share a bowl with a friend in need, to puff, puff, and pass on the good vibes, but this doesn’t mean that you have to give away your entire stash and positivity:  Leave some for yourself my friendly Fish.

Don’t worry stoner Pisces if you feel a little like a fish-out-of-water in the early days of the month. This is expected because your usual, chronically calm and cool demeanor is set to get shaken up by the Sun’s invigorating rays. 

At least for the early days of June, you should steer clear of Sativa-dominant strains. The additional solar energy might take a little getting used to. The goal is to harness that extra energy, and channel it into creative endeavors and new adventures; not to end up with your mind racing while you go nowhere fast. 

You should keep your stash jars and smoke sessions filled with Indica-dominant or hybrid strains like Wedding Cake, Blue Dream, or any of the Gorilla Glue family. These feel-good greens will help you harness the power of the Sun, and turn it into forward moving momentum and growth, while still keeping you grounded.

Stoner Pisces, as the month progresses you will get used to operating at a higher energy frequency.  Once the Summer solstice hits on the 21st, all systems and strains are a go!  If any of your current cannabis companions can’t keep up with your newfound fast pace, it’s okay to find a new school of stoners to swim and sesh with for a while.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Libra:  Known by the other signs in the stoner Zodiac as the most balanced of all the bud-loving star tribe. The pursuer of top shelf nugs and the middle path. Forever striving to reach new heights, yet is somehow always able to keep a level head with their feet on the ground.

But, my balanced stoner Libra, is this desire to be at peace simply a part of your DNA, or is your drive to seek equilibrium because it’s what others have come to expect of you?

This month, you might spend many smokey nights contemplating meaning and motivations.  Perhaps the sacred herb will illuminate the pressure of meeting expectations.  But the question that matters most during this period is this:  How do you see yourself? 

This month stoner Libra, you need to fire up the ganja, focus on what you see when you look inside, and simply let everyone else’s opinion blow away with the smoke. 

Self-care is often the foundation to growth and greater self-understanding.  Consistent meditative smoke sessions throughout the first Summer month will be a must. Stoner Libra, sometimes you just need to break away from the daily grind to pack a bowl for one.  Just you, a fresh bowl of your favorite cannabis strain, and a quiet place to enjoy your smoke in silence.

At first you might feel like you’re shirking your relationship responsibilities, or avoiding your partners-in-chronic. But you don’t have to skip social smoke sessions altogether, or pass up every ganja-filled gathering. 

After-all, the goal this month isn’t to become a reclusive hot-boxing hermit, who only tokes by themselves. The goal is to give yourself enough space to breathe in the perspective-expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and figure out what balance means to you. Get your own Chakras aligned first stoner Libra, then everything and everyone will fall into place.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Leo the Summer season is here!  Are you ready to dunk dabs, burn bowls, and smoke spliffs?  Ready or not, the universal influence in June will be all smoke sessions GO!

And right away the celestial influence will favor the organizational skills of the stoner Leo.  Grab the calendar early in the month and plan your terrestrial adventures.  The leader of the pack will be at peak communicative powers around the 3rd of June.  

Gather the ganja gang.  They will be ready to receive your instructions!

But understand this stoner Leo:  Part of leadership is understanding not every stoner is grooving on the universal vibe as you.  Take your cannabis companionship out and about on the terrestrial plane; but don’t be dismayed by the numbers of your pack.  Sometimes the best moments are shared with only a few cannabis companions.

The power of the Sun may seem overwhelming with an impetus for action.  Chill my vibrant Lion.  It’s not always about the size of your pride, or the destination of the smoke circle.  Often, it is about the journey taken together.

So when the urge comes to blanket your cannabis companions with protection, or cajole them with personal desires, take a moment to chill stoner Leo.  Toke time for a quick solo smoke session.  Allow the perspective enhancing vapors of the sacred herb to give you clarity in these emotional moments.  It’s Summer.  There is too much to do to get bogged down in personal pressures.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

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Feel yourself stoner Gemini.  Strength within will be buoyed by universal support in June.  Let’s go!  You are a multifaceted soul traveling the terrestrial plane.  This month will be a dance within this multifaceted nature.  

Stock your stash jars with pure Sativa cannabis strains and Sativa hybrids to start the month.  The celestial influence of the first half of June will be in support of creative Twin.

This influence will support both thinking and physical manifestation.  Whoa bud, what if you manifest creative thought while producing creative art?  Stoner mind blown.

After the first decade of June, cosmic support will shift to matters of an internal nature.  Ease into more balanced hybrids at this stage to open up internal dialogue and seek fresh discoveries within.

June 14th marks a Super Full Moon.  Stoner Gemini, the period after this Lunar event will be a time to pull back and heal.  Pack your bowl with cannabis strains high in CBD for a few days to encourage this rest and recuperation.

After the 18th you will be ready to pack, light, rip, and exhale any desired strain you prefer.  All of the prescriptions and efforts put into the beginning of the month will result in an outburst of social exhibition.

Feel yourself stoner Gemini.  Nurtured internal work will turn into positive outward manifestations.  What a wonderful world!

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus, let’s look at the coming month as a powerful trip on a cannabis edible.  Trip being the key word.

In the beginning the feeling is serene.  A sense of calm and relaxation washes over you as if nothing has been taken at all, and this is your natural state of being.  Nice and pleasant.

But then the gears change.  The body biom begins to break down and consume the cannabis treat in a less familiar way.  Stable footing for the stoner Bull becomes shaken by terrestrial unease.  Unnerving and paranoid.

But you got this stoner Taurus.  You have ridden this canna-ride before.  Preparations can be made in advance for the known journey ahead.

The month of May could be gleaned the same way.  A pleasant calm feeling in the first decade will give way to turbulent cosmic waves as the month progresses.

Toke time to enjoy the beginning of May with communal smoke sessions with the canna-crew.  Recharge the spacesuit for the coming terrestrial cannanaut adventure.

Mercury retrograde is no treat.  There is no space map to the journey ahead, much like that powerful edible.  But you’ve been here before stoner Taurus.  You got this.

When communication breaks down with your stoner tribe, be fluid like water.  The more you hold your ground with the powerful weight of your stoner Bullish self, the more negative cosmic currents could sweep you away.

Use your cannabis copilot as a third eye guide.  Seek the perspective enhancing vision of the sacred herb in situations of turmoil.

Every trip is personal stoner Taurus.  However, the experienced cannanaut can escape the selfish trip trappings of broken communications to see the perspective of others.  Not easy, but the key to weathering this coming cosmic storm.  God speed stoner Bull.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

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Oh stoner Scorpio, what an interesting life you live.  The final Spring month will be no different.

The itch for change remains.  But universal energy is strengthening the key trait of solitude.  I had to take an extra pull on my own joint to work on this reading!

Toke time for yourself in the first half of May stoner Scorpio.  Your private nature is strengthened by cosmic winds of internal contemplation.  However, with these early smoke sessions, please take note of the marijuana smoke.  Your fellow terrestrial cannanauts cannot know your intentions or plans without your communication.

Yes, decisions and direction must come from internal contemplation my persnipity Scorpion; but everyone can use some guidance and assistance from their canna-crew.  Toke about it and talk about it stoner Scorpio.

May is split in two by the total Lunar eclipse on the 15th.

Even though the month is split, the work put into the beginning of the month will assist you at the end of the month.  Powerful energy will surround the stoner Scorpio after the Full Moon.

The itch for change and the potential repression of feelings could come pouring out.  Make sure to have your stash jars loaded with Indica strains surrounding this Lunar event.

Your stinger is sharp stoner Scopio.  Be careful not to injure your cannabis companions with undesired collateral damage from high energy surges during this time.

The sedative nature of the Indica species might help soothe your sharp instincts, and find contemplation over attack.

However, stoner Scorpio hear me now:  Switch to Sativa strains after the few days of energy overload are over.  We are meant to be in balance; the peak in energy will be followed by a valley.

Wow what a month my valiant Scorpion.  Take care of others, and be sure to toke time with yourself.  Seek wisdom and balance.  Everything is going to be ok.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Sagittarius, as we enter into peak Spring, the birds are singing, the buds are blooming, and the sweet scent of sinsemilla fills the air. Of course, you should stop to smell the roses, and to smoke your favorite kind of flowers, but you should also pay attention to the growth of your financial greens this month.

Stoner Sag, avoid getting your head stuck in the clouds.  If you keep yourself grounded, and focused on tangible goals, you will have amazing opportunities.  Perhaps expansion of your finances, and maybe even elevate your position both on and off the clock.

The time for waiting is over my steady stoner Archer. The time for doing is now! Apply for that promotion you know you’re qualified for. Or, take the leap, and switch to a job where your creativity can help you advance in your career, and where your passions will help you earn your paycheck.

If you do choose to blaze new trails stoner Sag, try to keep the pipe at home, and keep your work grind ganja free.  At least in the early days of this transition.

A cosmic haze will hang in the air most of the month and can result in misunderstandings among even the closest partners-in-chronic or four-twenty friendly coworkers. So, keep your mind clear while on the job.  You don’t want any other factors disrupting lines of communication.

Remember stoner Sagittarius, when it comes to manifesting your dreams into reality:  You can wish for them to come true, or you can work to make them happen.  One will get you there much faster.

Breathe easy stoner Sagittarius, it won’t be all work and no play in May. When the weekends hit, grab your travel pipe, and your favorite recreational reefer, and hit the open road.  Summer is quickly approaching, and the many stoney trails you will blaze all begin with a single puff.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

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Hopefully your cosmic space suit is ready my frisky Fish. The universe has cleared your airspace of any external obstacles, and you are clear for takeoff. So, buckle up stoner Pisces, because this month it is all systems go!

It may have taken you longer to get off the ground than some of your peers, but throughout the month you will continue to soar ever higher until you reach your cruising altitude.

Remember, you’re in the cockpit my high-flying Fish; how high you climb, and how far you journey will be up to you. With nothing but wide-open skies ahead, you can expect your trajectory to be meteoric.

Before you get blazing at full speed, be sure to spend a few days early in the month plotting your course. This doesn’t mean you have to spend hours in official meditative smoke sessions, planning every part or imagining every possibility of your journey. This month, a little time with the sacred herb will go a long way. 

Although you will have the time to take the scenic route, or to get lost wandering, it is still a good idea to have a final destination in mind. Just be sure to toke a few moments to puff puff and plan. It is important to look before you launch stoner Pisces.

While until recently it felt like you were trailing behind your fellow terrestrial cannanauts, now you find yourself in pole position. Just keep in mind that not everything this month needs to be a competition.

Now you are the friend in the lead with plenty of greens. But it wasn’t so long ago that you were the one who needed a little help from their friends. So be mindful stoner Pisces. While for you, the sky might be the limit, you have a few partners-in-chronic who will need a lift in order to soar among the clouds.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

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If I could pick one strain to define this period for stoner Libras, it would be Trainwreck. This month will hit you hard.  It will take you on a wild ride through intense emotions.  But in the end it will leave you feeling healed and lighter than you were before.

While the effects of Trainwreck paint a picture of what to expect during May, it doesn’t necessarily mean it has to be your particular herbal prescription for the month. You can stock your stash jars full with whatever types of kind buds you please.

But, the secret to sustaining your infamous Libra Equilibrium will be to have a wide range of strains at your combustible disposal.  A selection that can provide you with a variety of effects to help you stay calm, cool, and centered as you navigate through the cosmic chaos.

Stoner Libra, in addition to your regular regiment of recreational reefer, spending quality time with your cannabis companions will be a necessity in May.  Quality time with your best buds will help maintain balance as you navigate the highs and lows of your own emotional journey.

Stoner Libra, you don’t usually have any problems being outgoing, sociable, and friendly. You are always down to puff, puff, and pass the pipe with your partners-in-chronic. And you are known to lead by example and embody the saying, “Sharing is caring.”

But it is also true that sometimes you hide behind the smoke, instead of sharing how you really feel.  Opening up and allowing yourself to be vulnerable can be daunting, but it is necessary in order to grow spiritually and emotionally.

Just inhale a deep breath of the sacred herb stoner Libra. Ingest the calming cannabis vapors, and let your feelings and words flow freely. You may discover that your willingness to talk about your inner workings will inspire someone near you to light up, and finally let go of what’s been holding them back.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Leo the final month of Spring enters into a period of conflict and turmoil.  But you don’t have to participate.

Usually the Lion leads the pack:  The first to break buds and pack bowls.  The universe is sending cosmic chaos to the stoner Zodiac.  Perhaps this month the stoner Leo will be a leader through absentia by example.

Fill the stash jars with pure Indica strains, and Indica dominant hybrids.  Calm, cool, and collected will be your mantra and impetus this month my leary Lion.

After the first decade of the month you will be able to witness your extended smoke circle enveloped by chaotic clouds of cosmic influence.  It is not your role to lead others to safety this month, but instead be the leader of example with your chill demeanor.

The reading I give as a general theme will be most felt surrounding the Lunar Eclipse on the 15th.  Toke time with the sacred herb in the days before the Full Moon to meditate and contemplate your action as a leader through inaction as a dramatic participant.

This time surrounding the Full Moon will be a great time for solo smoke sessions and solo projects around the house.  Use your third eye, stoner Leo, to avoid confrontation and conflict within the extended smoke circle.

Before you know it the final decade of the month will be present, and you will notice cosmic clouds start to lift from the stoner Zodiac.  This will be your sign to re-enter the terrestrial landscape as your usual outgoing self.  By the end of the month you will be breaking buds, and matching bowls with your stoner tribe once again.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

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This month, many of the stoner Zodiac will find themselves faced with that age old question: Should I work, or should I play?  But you are not one of them stoner Gemini. You won’t have to waste any time worrying about which one to choose, May will be filled by plenty of both!

While grinding hard and keeping your groove going are both written in the stars, it will be up to you to maintain balance between both worlds. And in order to sustain this peaceful equilibrium throughout the month, the best advice I can offer my toking Twin is this:  Keep the pipe at home.

The only way to ensure an upward trajectory in the workplace, and to enjoy lighthearted stoney time off the clock, is to keep them separate.

Stoner Gemini, when you’re on the job, remember it’s business time. Keep your mind haze-free, and your focus clearly on the tasks in front of you. And once you’re done with work for the day, light one up, and let any thoughts of business fade away with the smoke.

Whether you lean more toward the sweet stimulating Sativa, or usually indulge in the sticky calm-inducing Indica, you should keep your stash jars stocked with both throughout the month.

Whenever you feel like you’re running out of steam, seek out the inspirational vapors of an uplifting Sativa for a little pick-me-up. And when the weekend hits:  Relax, rest, and rediscover your center with more grounding buds.

Stoner Gemini, it might sound strange to some that a person could smoke their way to success. But, as long as you make sure you match your sinsemilla selection with the appropriate situation, you will see gains in your career, and still get to spend plenty of time roasting great ganja with your best buds.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Capricorn, you can expect your May to be filled with peaceful days of puffing your favorite buds with your favorite people. While the cosmos does not have any cataclysmic events in store for you this month, it is the overflow from the dramatics of the smoke circle that you will have to watch out for.

Other star signs in the stoner Zodiac may find themselves a little more on edge as some planets cast shadows of illusion, and create tensions where normally there wouldn’t be. Stoner Capricorn, while you may not be able to avoid encountering those who are having a rougher month than you, you can control how much you are affected by their negative vibrations.

My stoner Sea-Goat, while shying away, and avoiding all social interactions is one way to protect your own spritely spirits from being brought down, it is not the most advisable.

The best way to keep your own mood elevated, and your optimistic attitude flying high is by sticking to a consistent, smoke-filled regiment of selfcare. Afterall, a little medicated meditation can work wonders. 

Don’t be afraid to dip out to sneak-a-toke if you are feeling a little overwhelmed by the stuff happening to your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Afterall, with everything going on in their own orbit, they may not even notice you left.

Stoner Capricorn, I am not saying you have to pass on all the social smoke sessions. But it may be a good idea to keep your smoke circle limited to invite only. 

There are few situations when tensions flare between best buds that the peace pipe can’t help calm. But a bunch of stoney strangers is a different story. So my indulgent Sea-Goat, as long as you know the people you’re sharing your pipe with, you will spend the month of May in good company:  Making great memories smoking the finest greens.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Aries should receive constructive blessings from the cosmos in May.  What are you building?  Where are you growing?

My unrestrained Ram, think about the final Spring month as a time to bring the life of the party to your work sphere.  There is much to do and much to accomplish.  The planetary alignment supports all systems GO!

Allow your mind to wander from the smoke circle stoner Aries.  Mercury enters retrograde this month, and with this cosmic conundrum comes diminished communications with cannabis companions.

Head strong arguments among friends could pose long lasting injury.  Celebratory bowls of the sacred herb will not be missed this month; matching sessions with canna-buddies will be replaced by solo excursions of quiet contemplation with self.  

Stoner Aries, this may seem antithetical to your natural drives, but the scenario should play out naturally as the month progresses.  Best buds and cannabis companions will be there when the work is done.   

All of this should flow just fine in your daily routine stoner Aries.  You will bring the life of the party to the workplace!  The Ram is quite adept at climbing steep cliffs.  This month will be focused on ascending higher into the economic ecosystem.  Whether it be that half baked idea you have been meditating on, or straight forward time on the work clock, exciting results will show from attendance and attention.

Don’t worry stoner Aries, the pot infused party will return to the personal sphere in the future.  You may be so busy building projects and pouring foundations of success for the future, perhaps you won’t notice missing out on smoke circle dramatics.

Aries Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aries, the days of smoking the dankest nugs at home on the couch are over; at least the couch part of the equation!  Spring is in full swing so grab your buds, and your trusty travel piece; it’s time to take your smoke sessions on the road!

March was meant to be a mellow and mindful month. A season for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  A time to inhale those insight-expanding vapors while you relax and recharge your cosmic space suit.

But even if it was a spiritually and mentally rejuvenating season, vegetative time is coming to an end. Now it’s grow time my rejuvenated Ram! 

It’s time to branch out, to rejoin the social smoke circle, and get back to puff puff passing time in the company of your favorite cannabis companions. 

With the New Moon ushering in a season of reflection and rebirth for almost all signs of the Stoner Zodiac, there will be plenty for you to catch up on while you talk and toke with the best buds.

Stoner Aries, you might be feeling a little anxious at the idea of getting back to smoking in larger groups. With everyone undergoing notable transformation, you might be worried that you may have outgrown each other.

It might sound cliche, but the best way to overcome this concern is simple:  Be yourself!  Don’t hide behind the smoke. Light up and let the fire illuminate your four-twenty-friendly, charismatic self.

If confrontation with any of your cannabis companions does arise, just smoke your cannabis and speak your piece my reefer-loving Ram. Sometimes people change and do grow apart. It doesn’t mean that you’re wrong or that they’re right. Sometimes different is just that, different.

Just remember stoner Aries, the more you share the more you will care. The more you enjoy fellowship while sharing bowls of the sacred herb, the better you will communicate, and the easier it will be to meet on common ground.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Cancer, there will be almost nothing you will have to be crabby about this April. The flowers are budding, the days are getting longer, and your attitude is on the rise. As long as you keep your stash jars at equally high levels, the forecast is looking up.

The cosmic haze that hung over the first few months of 2022 has lifted, leaving nothing but bright skies and wide-open roads. Just remember that while the path ahead may be clear stoner Cancer, it will be up to you as to how far you wander.

After a cool winter spent cooped-up inside, toking Indica on the couch, it’s time to switch to more stimulating Sativa cannabis strains, and take your smoke sessions outside!  Nothing says Spring-is-here like hitting up your best buds to cloud-up your favorite outdoor smoke spots. My chronic-loving Crab, whenever the weather allows, you should be enjoying your nugs out in Nature.  Puffing tree among the trees.

It may not be warm enough for extended getaways, but it’s definitely a good opportunity to do some reconnaissance for future endo-excursions. Now is the perfect time to map out the paths you want to blaze during the coming months. And although we’re not in full summertime adventure mode quite yet, a few dank-filled day trips will hold you over in the meantime.

My confident stoner Crab, it has been a while since you’ve felt this level of high spirit.  Be courageous and ready to conquer whatever the cosmos has in store. This month, breathe deep the invigorating vapors of the sweet sinsemilla, and let it lift you even higher. Regardless of how slow or low the year has felt so far, know that this season, nothing can bring you down!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Capricorn of all the stoner Zodiac, you’ve had one of the most clouded and challenging beginnings to your year. I say ‘beginning’, but you are well aware that it’s been three rough and wild months of doing your best to navigate your way through the cosmic chaos.

Well, there is finally some good news my ambitious stoner Sea-Goat. Regardless of whether or not it’s written in the stars, you will be surrounded by more than just the sweet scent of sinsemilla.  This month, change is in the air!

And even better, the form this change takes will be manifested by you.  You are in control!

Be sure to toke before you take action stoner Capricorn. Spend the first days of April in deep thought with some healing, yet heady herbs. But be mindful that these earliest smoke sessions should be all about meaningful meditation. 

The goal of this time spent with cannabis is about cultivating clarity of third-eye sight, and clearing the mind of distraction. You don’t want to spend hours spaced out, lost in thought, only to find yourself more clouded than when you started.

Don’t worry stoner Capricorn, you won’t have to face this transition from chaos to tranquility all by yourself. With the New Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will have a tangible turning point to mark the end of the tumultuous months.  There is a clear celestial line to begin your new journey along a more positive path.

Stoner Capricorn this hard-earned peace is something to commemorate. By the end of the month your smoke sessions will turn away from contemplation, and take on a more celebratory tone. Invite your partners-in-chronic to share in your good fortune and good ganja; because from here on out stoner Capricorn, life is only going to be top shelf for you!

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Libra, this year you don’t have to wait for Summer to experience a season of love. This April, whether you are single or in a relationship, you can expect to reignite old flames, fan the embers of your current partnership, or feel the spark of a new romantic interest.

When you reup your stash of sacred herbs, be mindful that you will be packing many of your bowls for two; so stock up heavy this month. Of course, passing around kind buds is not the only way to show your affection stoner Libra.  But it is true that sharing is caring, and you don’t want your smoke sessions to end early because you ran out of nugs.

This season my lovely Libra, the blessings of Venus will not be limited exclusively to romantic relationships. You can expect to strengthen bonds, and deepen connections, with all of your fellow terrestrial astronauts; whether they are a lover, your best bud, or your newest coworker.

I do offer one cautionary comment stoner Libra:  It is a good idea to keep your peace pipe packed and ready to puff puff and pass throughout the month. Yes, it is true you can expect to see a great deal of growth and evolution in many of your interpersonal relationships, but it is also true that sometimes growth comes with growing pains.

The tradeoff of getting to know someone better is that you won’t always like everything you might learn about them. Stoner Libra, just remember that you’re not always going to agree on everything.

Instead of arguing, toke on it, and talk about it.  When you light up a bowl of the sacred sinsemilla you can rise above almost any problem. Afterall, it doesn’t matter if you’re team Indica and they’re team Sativa; because at the end of the day, you are all a part of team green!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Pisces, March was all about breaking away from the smoke circle to sit quietly with your thoughts and the sacred herb. It was a time to light up, to look inward, and take some much needed ‘Me Time.’ 

Hopefully you took advantage of this period to recreate, reflect, and hit the reset button. Because this month you will be rejoining your fellow tokin’ terrestrial cannanauts for happening hangouts and hotbox sessions.

We start April off with a New Moon my frisky Fish. Which aligns perfectly for showing your partners-in-chronic the new you. And whether or not they notice your rediscovered inner peace, they are sure to notice you have gotten your groove back. So roll up a few joints, and invite your cannabis companions to join you in a celebratory smoke session.

Stoner Pisces everything seems to be on the rise this April. The weather is heating up, your optimism is elevated, and you can even expect to grow your financial greens too!

Just remember that while building up your bank account is nice, it can be even easier to burn through those hard-earned bucks. To ensure your accounts don’t dip into the red, you will have to balance your eagerness to earn, and your readiness to spend.

After the bills are paid, go ahead and splurge a little stoner Pisces. Treat yourself to some of your favorite top shelf buds, or a few extra edibles for the weekend. But, remember that you will save more, and can even smoke more, by sticking with mid-shelf selections most days.

Stoner Pisces, you should still make medicated meditation sessions part of your weekly routine.  Maintain the calm you’ve cultivated over the past couple months. But, with Spring in full bloom, it’s time to light up and let loose. Your year may have started out with a slow burn my friendly Fish, but by the end of April, you’ll be blazing with the best of them.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Sagittarius, with the Full Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will experience a spark of inspiration and energy that will keep your spirit blazing throughout April!

Although it will be up to you to keep your stash jars filled with good greens and the frostiest nugs, one thing you can count on is that good times and ganja vibes will be in no short supply.

If you are a single stoner Sag, and there is an old flame you want to reignite, or a new romantic prospect you want to spend more time with, April is the perfect season to fire up a bowl together, and find out if the feeling is mutual. 

And if you already have that special cannabis companion to share that sacred smoke with, then April will be an emotionally fulfilling and fiery month for sure. 

Stoner Sagittarius, during this period when we talk about the economic grind, know that it doesn’t strictly pertain only to your time at work. You will easily rise above all expectations of your job, so right now your focus should be on the activities after you clock out for the day.

Roast up at the river my smokey Sagittarius. Fire up your favorite flower out in the meadow, or light up at the lake. Any day you are able to spark up outside of the house will be a day well spent.

Be confident my ambitious Archer that no matter how high you aim, you are sure to hit your mark in April. Know that when you are done puffing and playing out in Nature, you can return to your stoney sanctuary for a more relaxing smoke session to get some rest before the next chapter of your endo-adventure!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Scorpio change is in the air this Spring!  Turbulent cosmic winds have knocked you back and forth for what must seem like an eternity.  Important celestial movements this month will create a new period of calm that should soothe the stoner Scorpio like a mellow edible that reaches the perfect level.

New beginnings my stable stoner Scorpion.  There is a bit of celestial magic operating at the dawn of April.  The New Moon rises in March and sets in April.  Pack a celebratory bowl of cannabis to welcome in this new phase early in the month.

Perhaps you have been working on new beginnings in your personal life.  Agents of chaos might have slowed you down.  Breathe in the calming nature of the sacred herb.  Use your ganja gifted third eye sight to see the roadmap of destiny as it unveils before your eyes.

Now is the time to use free will to progress toward your destiny stoner Scorpio.

In the work sphere there is more potential for positive change.  Whether it is a project or an occupation, many stoner Scopio’s have been feeling as if there may be new opportunities or a change in direction that could set them free from a stagnant routine.

Yes stoner Scorpio, this may be the month where meditative daydreaming turns into terrestrial action.

Keep your cannabis consumption to Sativa strains this month.  There will be a lot to do, and a lot to think about.  The creative properties of the Sativa species could loosen those mental gears obstructing progress.

One foot in front of the other stoner Scorpio.  You are marching toward your destiny.  And everything is going to be ok.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus April is set up to set you apart from the broader smoke circle.  But it’s your cannabis connections with your canna-buddies that will get you through.

Most of the stoner Zodiac will be getting a fresh start with the New Moon falling on a new month.  Unfortunately things get a bit more complicated for the stoner Bull.

Perhaps you can see the setup taking shape in the sphere of your business or economic life.  There are complex challenges that must be endured this month.  It is through meditations with cannabis that you might be able to see the bigger picture.  Challenges, obstacles, and perhaps failures are expected this month.  But through your third eye sight could they be interpreted as opportunities and new beginnings?

Basically stoner Taurus, others in the stoner Zodiac will be gifted a new beginning, but you will have to work for yours.

Reach out to your cannabis community.  It is within the smoke circle of fellowship that you might be able to unlock the positivity within uncomfortable dilemmas.

Seek counsel among your cannabis cohort.  The blessing this month is the communal aspect of our cannabis copilot.  All obstacles have keys that will transform them into opportunities.  You hold all the keys within your connection to cannabis stoner Taurus.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Virgo, did you miss Valentine’s Day in February?  Perhaps the calendars are off.  The New Moon on March second is possibly your second chance at Valentine’s love.  

For partnered Virgos this means a chance at rekindling that old spark that lit the flame of the relationship.  Toke the opportunity to burn a bowl with your love.  Light the cannabis connection that assisted companionship.

For single Virgos this New Moon marks a moment for new possibilities.  You are entering a phase of opportunity for cannabis companionship.  Inhale the positive machinations of the sacred herb, and blow out the spark of manifestation.

Perhaps the February time period was more stagnant than you would prefer my lovely Virgin.  March will be the month of self motivation, and you are certainly capable of this task.

There are times to burn philosophical sacred bowls, and contemplate free-will versus destiny.  And there are times spark-up the divine inspiration contained within the magic of the sacred herb.  Get up and get moving stoner Virgo!  It’s all up to you right now.

Enjoy the month.  It gets off to a memorable emotional tone.  But then the bounty of benefits throughout the month all fall within your sphere of understanding and motivation.  

Associate action with smoke sessions.  Focus on health and body more so than heady contemplations of life, the universe, and everything.  As all things fall into place by month’s end.  Perhaps you will truly be able to question if your conscious actions got you there, or if it were destiny all along.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

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My bud-loving Bull, of all in the stoner Zodiac, you have the highest times ahead of you this March. Spring is upon us, and you will get to indulge in smelling and smoking the flowers more often than most other signs in your smoke circle. 

Your forecast for the month will be filled almost exclusively with good vibes, and of course the stickiest greens. This month is a toking choose-your-own-adventure story.  Whether you choose to enjoy your nugs outdoors on a nature walk, or prefer to puff puff pass the time within the four walls of your stoney sanctuary, all sessions are blessed.

But as you puff, just be sure to pay it forward stoner Taurus. Remember that there are many of your cannabis companions who will have more trouble seeing through the smoke. 

You will be in a position to be the friend with weed this season. So, when you can, toke the time to pass the dutchie to the left, and invite those who might be stumbling to join you on your cosmic carpet ride.

Just be mindful when there are unfamiliar faces joining the smoke circle. You have every reason to be proud of all the positivity you are manifesting right now stoner Taurus. But remember that not everyone will be as immediately outgoing as you.  There will be some you encounter who will be more cautious in opening up to new people. Be patient when you encounter those who are a little more shy.

Of course, you will all have something to agree upon – good ganja.  Meet them on their level, and give it time. The best way to get everyone to join the party this month is to keep the cannabis burning, the kind words flowing, and of course my bold stoner Bull, just be yourself.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

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It will be hard to deny the positivity stoner Scorpio.  The days are getting longer, and that fresh Spring feeling is traveling through the air.  I warned you that the first couple months of 2022 would be a test of internal fortitude; but now it’s time to open the curtains, smile at your neighbors, and seek out communal ganja gatherings once again!

Toke time to seal the blessings from the universe with a solo meditative smoke session on or around the New Moon of the 2nd.  Create a comfy safe space to explore your internal drives with your cannabis spirit guide.  Inhale the positivity of the plant, and exhale your positive wishes onto the terrestrial world.  The power of this manifesting marijuana meditation will be felt throughout the month.

Feel the love and positivity stoner Scorpio.  It will serve you well immediately.  Cosmic winds of conflict could arise in the work sphere in the weeks after the New Moon.  But with cannabis infused universal blessings manifesting, these conflicts will be seen as the simple obstacles that they are.  

We can’t all be on the same page, or within the same sacred space of perception.  Your internal guide will create an ease of understanding toward your fellow man that should transcend any turmoil.

Potentially the magic of the month will be surrounding the Full Moon on the 18th.  This special Moon will blast a bright glow of openness often discarded by the stoner Scorpion.  Seek out your close cannabis companions for a philosophical smoke circle of sharing.  Match bowls with the canna-crew, and share stories.

Yes, share yourself stoner Scorpio.  You never know what you might learn by stepping out with the sacred herb as your guide among close cannabis companions.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Sagittarius it’s been a while since your true nature was able to stretch out unbridled on the terrestrial plane.  As much as you appreciate internal strategizing and building a plan, your core drives are out campaigning in the wild unknown.

This month will not satiate your internal desire, but it will continue building toward that end.  

Be prepared early in the month for communal smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle.  Stock the sacred treasure chest of cannabis with varied species and delivery methods.

The recent past has been filled with internal missions with your cannabis copilot.  Now internal sacred meditative strategizing smoke sessions will turn toward intel gathering amongst the ganja gang.  But be forewarned my stealthy Archer:  Remain rooted to your own domain or within verified safe spaces.  Universal influence surrounding outbound adventure remains obscured with inauspicious darkness.

Cosmic favor leans toward intelligent smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle, but do so only in verified, comfortable, guarded spaces.

This premonition has a double meaning as the month progresses.  What may appear to be intel gathering on a personal level for future adventure, will morph into strategizing for missions in the business sphere.  I appreciate you long for the action of battle my fierce Archer.  But no great garden of victory grew without a contemplative placement of well sewn seeds.

Yes stoner Sag, adventure is coming.  As with the internal medicated meditative smoke sessions in the recent past, this month is a natural progression supported by cosmic design toward the ends of your true purpose.  Wow, it must be heavy to be you.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Pisces, you’ve spent the first months of 2022 playing the role of helper and healer to your cannabis companions. You were there for your smoke circle through their low moments, as well as the highs. 

But now we are in Pisces season my frisky Fish.  This month really is all about YOU! It’s time to toke a break from being everyone else’s ganja guru, and focus on giving yourself the attention that you need.

Start off the first days of March with deep and dank meditative smoke sessions. Spend time away from the smoke circle stoner Pisces; just you, your favorite pipe, and the sacred herb. 

Whether it’s your favorite secluded smoke spot, or in the comfort of your cozy stoney sanctuary; find a peaceful place where you can light up the loud, and quiet your mind.

Consider cerebrally-stimulating strains like Blue Dream or White Widow when selecting your herbal aids for these moments of medicated meditation. 

Blue Dream is ideal for when you are focused on holistic healing. Its vapors can uplift your consciousness, ease bodily tensions, and calm your spirit. It will help you enter into a contemplative state of mind without getting lost in thought, or stuck on the couch.

Stoner Pisces, switch up your prescription to White Widow when you are ready to turn reflection and exploration into implementation. It can be a bit more stimulating, and might leave you restless if you don’t have an outlet for the elevated creative energy. But it is a great strain for when you are really getting back into the groove of getting things done.

Just remember that the goal of this month’s solo smoke sessions isn’t to avoid your friends and cannabis companions. It’s about giving yourself the space and time you need to look in the mirror, and like what you see. So be mindful of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but stay focused on you, my friendly Fish. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Libra, sometimes life is like a bag of bud, and unfortunately, it’s not always going to be the top shelf kind. Sometimes it seems like the bag has more stems and seeds than anything worth smoking inside. 

When you get dealt a subpar sack you can choose to waste time picking through the unwanted parts trying to salvage worthwhile nugs. Or, you can count your losses, toss the whole thing, and try for a better bag. 

It’s only March my balanced stoner Libra!  Already you’ve experienced what seems like a year’s worth of seeds and stems. But this month it is time to let go of all the shortcomings, fire up some kinder buds, and toke a fresh start. 

The good news stoner Libra is that this month will be shwag free!  The stars have aligned in your favor, and the cosmic haze that overshadowed the first couple months of 2022 will fade, clearing the way for higher prospects. So get ready for a come up!

Of course, you will still have to work for it stoner Libra.

The first few days of March should be spent in meaningful medicated meditation. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective-expanding magic of the sacred herb. If the cosmos is bringing you a fresh start and new opportunity, you will need to know what you want to achieve, and how high you want to rise.

Don’t worry if you feel like the year has been mediocre so far.  Know that from this point forward how far you go will only be limited by what you can imagine. It’s finally your turn stoner Libra. Now it’s your time to dream big, smoke better, and manifest the magical future that you want to see!

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Leo, what do you do when a plant gets too big for its current pot? You transfer it to a bigger pot of course. Those roots need space to grow!

So far in the year you have been making forward progress, but maybe not as far and as fast as it could be. This March you too will need to find your own bigger pot with fresh, nutrient rich soil to let your roots grow deeper, and to allow room for your branches to spread.

You will always be the loud-smoking, leader-of-the-pack Lion, but right now you need to break away from the pride. It’s time to take a break from focusing on the rest of the pack to pack a bowl for one. Spend the month of March resting and reflecting on what makes you roar my stoner Lion.

It’s not about the grass being greener on the other side, it’s about nurturing your own garden so you can flourish, and grow to your greatest potential. Sometimes this means you have to shed old leaves to make way for new buds.

Your strain selection should reflect your goal of maximizing both your spiritual and physical expansion. You can go for maximum diversity by picking a couple Indica and a few Sativa options. This way you can match your strains to whatever your mood and the moment calls for. Or you can gather a few Hybrids that can be cerebrally stimulating yet will still keep you grounded in the terrestrial world.

Although growth is the theme and focus this month, know that it doesn’t stop when the month ends. Build the groundwork now stoner Leo, and you will continue growin’ and tokin’ the whole year through.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Gemini I warned that better days of the year were around the corner.  The slow start to 2022 is over!  Get ready to rip and roll your way into a stoney cosmic adventure.

The action influence from the universe comes hot and heavy like a glob slab slammed on a glowing nail.  The New Moon on the 2nd will send cosmic waves of a shifting tide.  Pack a celebratory bowl for one on this date to welcome the change with your personal cannabis guide.

These action items will manifest in the work sphere.  Any passion projects or work tasks will get a boost from cosmic encouragement.  The wonderful nature of this influence implies that kind feedback will occur as a direct result of your actions.

Yes stoner Gemini; the only risk you run of missing out is the danger of couchlock.  Keep the stash jar loaded with energetic Sativa species to bring inspiration AND action to the forefront.

Ah my stoner Twin.  It just wouldn’t be a month worth remembering if you didn’t have some sort of battle with the dual nature of life, and within yourself.  As the month progresses there will be moments of trepidation and insecurity.

Toke a moment with the sacred herb to contemplate these situations before they get the best of you.  Perhaps, all that is needed is a positive outlook to see any obstacle or dilemma as an opportunity or learning lesson.  

These are the situations where a shared bowl with your close cannabis compadre might be the ear or sounding board needed to find the positive path.  

Good luck stoner Gemini.  There should be enough to do this month to keep you both busy!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

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It’s over stoner Capricorn!  All the swag analogies and bunk bud predictions of continued struggles are done!  March represents a rebirth for the stoner Sea-Goat.  Now, you can truly start to climb the cliffs of progress.

Early in the month around the time of the New Moon on the 2nd, toke time with your sacred herbal guide.  Sink deep into a medicated meditative state.  Use this solo adventure with cannabis as a sort of internal house cleaning.  Flush out the struggles of the past, and open the pathways for progress in the future.

Use this solo deep dive with the sacred herb as a way to set the stage for positivity in March.  The cosmic influence is changing.  Prepare yourself for brighter days so that when the transition occurs, you will be eager to seize the day instead of confused by the circumstances.

With the deep cleansing solo dive out of the way, stock the stash jars with light and airy Sativa cannabis strains.  The cannabis experience for the remainder of the month should invoke creativity and flexibility more so than a contemplative medicated state.  The flexibility found within a light regiment with the sacred herb will allow balance within this positive transition.

Cleanse the spirit.  Heal the body.  Reset the mind.  Everything that follows will be connected to your true internal drives.  Everything will be possible once again stoner Capricorn.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Cancer, at this point, you may be feeling a bit jealous of some of the other signs in the stoner Zodiac. Maybe you are a little annoyed at having watched some of your peers start the year with a meteoric rise, while you seemed to find yourself stuck on the launch pad. Well buckle up stoner Cancer, and prepare for takeoff, because this month it’s all systems go!

While you saw those in your sphere blast off and blaze bright at first, they didn’t do a very good job pacing themselves for the long haul. Now, you are seeing those same cannabis cosmonauts crashing back down to earth, out of gas, and low on green energy.  And it’s only March.

This month, light up and breathe easy my contemplative Crab; the days you spent at a slow burn will start to pay off. Those days when you thought you were falling behind, were really about preparing your cosmic space suit for the many terrestrial travels ahead. 

By rationing your reefer and energy over the past couple months, you have built up your reserves and ensured you will have enough of both to make this Spring one of the most happening and haziest ever.

Stoner Cancer, avoid making the same mistakes as your cannabis companions whose endo-adventures ended prematurely. In other words:  Slow your roll.

Keep your eye on your destination, but don’t forget to enjoy the journey. Toke the scenic route stoner Cancer. Feel the wind on your face, and those sweet sacred vapors in your lungs, as you make pit stops at your favorite smoke spots.

Stoner Cancer, you may feel like you’re finally getting your cosmic groove back. Just be sure to keep it moving at a sustainable pace, otherwise you risk running out of steam before you get to the hot and happy days of summer.

Aries Stoner Horoscope March

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Ok stoner Aries, the hangover of the slow start to 2022 is over.  Did you toke time to recover in February?  A cosmic window of opportunity is opening in March.  A new day you might say is upon us.

This transition into a more positive mental space comes right away in the first Spring month.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a universal cleansing.  But, my rambunctious Ram, the blessings of this cosmic changeover might be felt differently depending upon the recuperative steps taken in February.

Be honest stoner Aries:  Did you toke time with cannabis to slow yourself down in the final Winter month?  Did you use the sacred herb to heal, and seek internal guidance?

There is great news for those Aries who addressed their physical aches, and mental anguish, with recuperative smoke sessions.  Now the landscape will shift.  Bowls will seem a bit brighter.  Circumstances may not appear to change, but the ideas and attitudes gleaned from those sacred moments with cannabis will shift into notes of positivity and hope.

For those stoner Aries who did not heed the words to slow down, and toke time for self in February, all is not lost; but there is still work to be done.  Absolutely this New Moon on the 2nd must be used to make up for lost time.  Sink deep into self with a solo medicated meditative smoke session in a safe space.

There are dangers in leaning into a state of melancholy with an internal self assessment.  However, the universe has your back finally!  Great discoveries await by connecting you with yourself through an exercise with cannabis.  Perhaps after this exercise you can catch up to your advanced brethren, and truly feel the positive shifts in the cosmic winds during March.

No matter your past, or your future, things will start to heat up this month.  A welcome cosmic warmth for any adventurous stoner Ram.  Use the cannabis connection with your third eye sight to see the hill in front of you.  Pipes are warming, but there are many bowls yet to be burnt before the peak is mounted.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius, if your cannabis companions want to find you this month, all they will have to do is look up! It may be true that you’ve been toking it low and slow up to this point, but as long as you aim for the stars, you will find yourself blazing to new heights in March. 

Your upward trajectory will have your fellow terrestrial travelers watching you closely.  Don’t fret my judicious Water-Bearer, observers might have red-eyes, but their stares aren’t critical. Actually, it is quite the opposite; you will have the admiring gazes of all who come into your orbit.

Because of this universal admiration, you will have the opportunity to raise up those around you. So, you will need to lead by example stoner Aquarius.

This means top shelf buds only this month! You don’t want others to see you smoking sad, shwaggy green. Remember, my chronic-loving Aquarius:  Friends don’t let their cannabis companions smoke bunk weed!

In fact, accumulating the best green bud will coincide with a cosmic mission to collect green paper as well. It takes effort to accumulate the sacred green as well as the matrix money.  But you are up to the challenge stoner Aquarius.

With all the prosperity you can expect this March, it will be important to remember the sacred stoner mantra:  Sharing IS caring.

Be mindful of your spending stoner Aquarius.  You don’t need to go overboard and burn through your stash and savings just to please others. The point is to help when you can. To share a bowl with those who find their own stash jar low, or to cover the pizza when your partner-in-chronic has had a long week, and just need a night of great ganja and good people.

Whatever you do this month, be sure to pay it forward stoner Aquarius. Now is your time to shine, but you never know when you will be the one who will need that kindness repaid.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Aries you survived!  January is over!  Done.  Ashed out.

Bold Aries. You know those nights where you rushed into the smoke session, and maybe you stayed too long?  The next day might be considered more of a fog than a memory.  Let’s look at February like that, my recovering Ram.

Seek communion with cannabis in soothing safe spaces this month.  You might temper your bold nature, and try more mellow cannabis strains.  Perhaps low THC and high CBD strains will fit your mood.

Repair and recovery are not just themes for the personal sphere stoner Aries.  Any workplace drama or lingering issues with collaborators must be faced at this time.  

Breathe in the perspective enhancing nature of the sacred herb.  Perhaps your role in this communication breakdown was larger than you initially felt.  Squash the beef stoner Aries.  And if you can match bowls with a coworker, I can’t think of a better way to clear the air than to cloud up the room.

Heal, rest, and recuperate in your safe space.  Make high minded attempts to repair broken lines of communication in the workplace.  Once these recuperative tasks are complete, you will be ready to rip, roll, and roar in 2022.  

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Leo, you headed into the New Year with optimistic anticipation, excited to say goodbye to all the rough waters you navigated through 2021. But, like many of your cannabis cohorts, your eagerness may have clouded your vision leaving you unable to see the equally rough rapids January had in store.

The bad news: unfortunately, my stoner Leo, I cannot say that the cosmos are ready to clear the skies and calm the choppy waters quite yet.

This means that during this transitional period in February, you will need to toke it day by day. Use these last days of hazy uncertainty to grind up, light up, and allow the healing vapors of the sacred herb to make the much-needed repairs to your cosmic space suit.

The good news: there’s not much further to go before you will once again be flowing along peaceful cosmic currents.

Stoner Leo, since you are stuck in standby month, you might as well make the most of it! You should put off making any big decisions or taking long trips during this time. So, hit up your partners-in-chronic, gather up everyone’s favorite sativa or indica selections, and smoke until the path ahead becomes clearer. 

Don’t let yourself feel down if it doesn’t feel like you’re moving forward fast enough this month, stoner Leo. Sometimes we just need to sit with stillness. Allow the sacred sinsemilla to serve as the backdrop for these peaceful sessions of THC inspired tranquility. 

Stoner Leo, you will be back to your full fiery ferocity next month; space-cruising through terrestrial planes, reaching new highs and new destinations. But, at least for the moment, it is best to burn your bowls close to home and let your imagination do the wandering!