Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed vacation. Whether it is a quick trip to the coast or roughing it in the depths of mother nature, be sure to bring the cannabis and your camera. You are certain to encounter fellow smokers on your travels, and you don’t want to miss the opportunity to capture all of these stoney memories.
During the month of June, you will have more than ample tools to handle all of your pressing business transactions. By addressing your work obligations first, you will open up endless opportunities to pursue your passions, Stoner Sagittarius. Your energy will be best used when it comes to the sphere of planning. Whether it is your peers at work, or your closest bud-loving buddies, enlist the help of your peers to accomplish what drives you most.
Regardless of whether you are the leader of the pack, or starting at the bottom with aspirations of making it to the top, it is your hard work and precise planning that will get you there. It is recommended you keep creative energy flowing by sticking with your favorite Sativa strain. By embracing the sacred herb, you will be able to explore more deeply the creative side of tackling tough problems.
Remember Stoner Sagittarius, love does not only exist in a romantic sense. Use this period of great positivity to spread the good vibes to all those who are fortunate to know you. It does not take much to set the scene and increase optimism. A simple pre-rolled cone and a trek through the woods may be all that is needed to raise your spirits. Your noticeable affinity towards adventure will leave you with plenty of canna-companions who are always down to roll.
Stoner Taurus, you may feel like this June offers nothing but smooth sailing ahead, and you are not wrong in this assessment. However, in order to experience the most substantial progress in reaching your highest potential, you should stay focused on reaching the next level of success. Don’t be lazy! You will have plenty of time to relax with your favorite strain of the recreational herb. So, be sure to keep it moving because there is much work to get done.
You will get more accomplished if you focus on getting your current tasks at hand completed. Instead of seeking out new undertakings, invest your efforts in crossing items off your to-do list. This will free up energy to invest into future endeavors. While it is advised you keep an eye on as many facets of life as possible, do not spread yourself too thin. It is important you set aside the time for meditative smoke sessions. Only then will you be able to prioritize your efforts so you can give proper attention to all issues that require attention.
Remember, patience can be a virtue, Stoner Taurus. Especially when you know you are working towards long sought after goals. Be smart with your investments. If your harvest does not yield the desired returns, it may be time to try your hand at a different crop. Don’t waste your time on seeds that will not bloom into the opportunities you desire. As long as you remain attentive to what your garden requires, you will certainly be able to produce flourishing results.
For some Stoner Taurus’, Indica strains of the sacred herb can result in couch lock. But, this June, you will find these particular substrates provide a particular grounding quality you may have been lacking. It is well advised you keep the peace pipe close at hand. You should expect at least one significant controversy on the homefront. This may be self-inflicted, or from an external cause. But, as long as you are ready to smoke it out, and talk it out, everyone involved will be able to speak their minds and follow their hearts without neglecting all perspectives involved.
Stoner Taurus, you may feel an increase in optimism this final Spring month of May. This is the best kind of problem to have. No one can say you will not encounter any obstacles, but your ambition and perseverance will make these challenges feel much smaller. The only way you will fail is if you simply never try! You have the potential to make the last month of spring memorable and meaningful. And just like the weather, Stoner Taurus, you are headed for a hot streak. Take advantage of the longer days; get outside! It could be a hike to your favorite smoke spot, a river float while dazed and confused, or simply puffing on the sacred herb with friends while playing disc golf. Whatever your preferred fun-in-the-sun activity may be, make it happen!
At work you will be straight fire as long as you remain focused on getting the job done. But, be cautioned Stoner Taurus: all of your successes will likely attract a few critics in the workplace. Puff puff pass the drama, it is important you do what you can to keep the peace. The most important thing is remember to work to impress yourself first. Others’ approval will be earned by how effectively you get the job done. If your coworkers multi task as cannabis companions, then a peace offering with the peace pipe could keep tensions at bay. A little time with the sacred herb can go along way. As most of us know well, sharing is caring, and the sensimilla can help to bring everyone to their calmer senses.
This May you will be faced with the tough, but straightforward decision: should you stay or should you go? Stoner Taurus, you are loyal to your family and friends, but now may be the time to spread those wings and fly solo. While you may require a greater physical distance in order to establish your own roots, this does not mean you and your closest canna-companions will be separated emotionally. These are your partners in chronic, Stoner Taurus. Sometimes everyone needs a little extra room to grow. Regardless of how far apart your travels take you, rest assured you will always be able to pick up and toke down where you left off.
Stoner Aries, you can expect this particular month of May to be straight fire! You have the sun at your back and green pastures at your feet. However, this doesn’t mean you won’t have to grind. It would be silly to assume that gardens yield spectacular harvests without getting your hands dirty. Be prepared to get a little messy this month Stoner Aries. The world is your garden and you have plenty of work to do. To ensure efficiency is at its highest levels, you must tackle properly developed and planned projects. Once you have accomplished your current list of to-dos, you will have plenty of time remaining to burn through your net passion project.
Stoner Aries there will be more hours in the days in May. Your biggest challenge will be to determine how you will spend them. Opportunities are only as rewarding as your willingness to take them. If you are in a position of leadership, it will be even more important for you to take initiative prompting those you lead to pursue spectacular successes. However, this may require you to be stern with subordinates who are not completely convinced such great feats can be accomplished. Be kind, but be candid. Whether you are leader of the pack, or working your way up the ladder, Stoner Aries, it will be important to keep the peace at work, and the peace-pipe at home. While there are certainly times when the two can mix, business and bud-ness should remain distinctly separate this month.
Whether single, or with a special stoner companion, you will have the opportunity to take time for self reflection. Take a chance on investing in yourself, Stoner Aries. Perhaps you will embark on hike to your favorite smoke spot. Or, you may indulge in an all-inclusive smoke session with your closest partners in chronic. Just remember, you have special someones who are relying on you to bring the goodness and the green. When others are involved, there will always be bumps in the short term, but you can rest assured there will be few bruises in the long run.
Stoner Libra are you ready to ride the cosmic wave of fate in May? This month promises to be a very dynamic period for you, but not necessarily from your actions or decisions. Let’s take a deep breath of the sacred herb and focus on internal balance. Being out of control can be an overwhelming feeling, but giving into fate can be freeing. Understanding that these two concepts are the same thing is the key to a harmonious month. Influencing change in May will prove to be difficult. Maintaining balance and riding the cosmic wave will see you through your travels.
This is not the month to assist or help others stoner Libra. Where you think there may be opportunities for justice or teaching, there may actually be dangerous traps. Part of the balancing act of May will be practice in biting your tongue or accepting differences without argument. Breath, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Seek opportunities to find your chill inner self through smoke session meditations with the sacred herb. We are all on our cosmic surfboard trying to stay upright and ride our own wave of fate. Perspective and patience can be found within yourself through medicated meditations. “Que Sera, Sera. Whatever will be, will be.”
Ok, enough of the cautionary words. There will be great opportunity in May stoner Libra. Your grand cosmic wave will take you to opportunities to collaborate or find a partnership in a passion project. You must seize the opportunity and act quickly or the moment may pass. The wave does not yield or pause for anyone.
Single stoner Libras have a natural advantage riding the fateful cosmic wave of May. Puff puff pass the stress, maintain your balance, and keep your eye on the horizon. For stoner Libras in a relationship, my words are a little more sharp. Don’t jump off your board! There are sharks in those waters!
Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or destination may leave you exhausted or powerless. Staying cooped up in your bong of a fish bowl will prevent you from bright moments of achievement. Times like this require a subtle and trusted float. You will be capable of meeting any challenges, and overcoming any obstacles during May. They just won’t be obvious or even visible.
Floating wherever the stream of life takes you will keep you flexible and yet ready to pounce on opportunities. This is not a time for self reflection or analysis. A critical third eye toward you predicament will only lead down an unhealthy path. Puff puff pass the stressful contemplation. Float down the stream of life, it will take you where you need to be.
This period of floating the river of life does not mean you cannot plan for the outlet. My main message is not to overthink the details. Early in the month take time with a meditative smoke session. A balanced hybrid should do nicely. Allow yourself to rise HIGH above the terrestrial plain. A 10,000 foot view is a great way to see the landscape around you, and plan for the future. It’s all laid out stoner Pisces. Not in the details, but in the broader scope of existence. Once you view the landscape of life surrounding your float, you will be able to develop a plan for when you reach your destination. All of this is unique to you stoner Pisces. Once you view the path of the stream from HIGH above, develop a plan of action. It will be imperative to stick to your plan exclusively.
Are you floating through fate or making your own reality? Perhaps this is the secret, but don’t dwell on it.
The last month of Spring will offer opportunities to beautify and enhance your physical space. It is amazing how small gestures and enhancements can brighten the mood of yourself and your partners in chronic. Whether it is at home or in the workplace, take time to freshen up your surroundings. A float is more enjoyable with pretty scenery.
Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of inspiring sacred herb. You need to speed passed the haters onto more enjoyable projects.
Mysteries in life can be fun. There will be events in May that will not follow from a logical cause or effect. Obstacles will appear without any clear solution, and you might not even understand how it came to be. You are not being paranoid stoner Scorpio. But you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes. Puff puff pass the mysterious puzzle piece out of mind. You should be more like a character in Dumb and Dumber than a hero detective in your feature film of May. If you get distracted trying to figure out a meaningless puzzle, you might lose a bright opportunity for growth.
Similar words can be said in relations with fellow terrestrial astronauts. Conflict in facts or opinions can become emotional and frustrating; but only if you allow it stoner Scorpio. Life is too short to stop and debate every oppositional force. Take time to puff puff pass on conflict and seek out like minded cannabis companions to enjoy your time with.
Creativity means different things to different people. There are all kind of ways to express yourself in this wonderful world we live in. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on conflict avoidance, patience, and creative energy. Take time for yourself stoner Scorpio. What is your passion project or stoner muse? It doesn’t matter what the endeavor, the universe will support your creativity. Now is the time to take that idea of inspiration and manifest it into the physical world.
Stoner Virgo, you may think the universe is conspiring against you, but realistically you will feel everything more deeply this month. But, this is not necessarily a bad thing as these magnifications will be just as noticeable with positive emotions. Following your heart will be the precise recipe required to overcome any and all obstacles you encounter. While you are attempting to correct the seemingly unfortunate injustices the stars have concocted for you, it will be crucial for you not to neglect those nearest you. You may find yourself having a greater affinity towards the Sativa dominant varieties this month, Stoner Virgo. This can be helpful in getting the creative juices flowing as you work to strike a balance between your personal goals and the needs of those around you.
When the smoke is getting too thick, all you have to do is wait for it to clear. You have already clearly established your goals. As once famously said, just do it! With so many hours of sunshine during the summer months, you’ll have even more time to hustle. This will be an ideal time to turn your hobbies into a passion that pays, capitalize on your talents stoner Virgo.
Those nearest you will notice your genuine drive towards accomplishing great goals. You will be able to manage noticeable achievements and noteworthy smoking sessions, as long as you remember there is a time and a place for each. Be forewarned, Stoner Virgo, it is likely you will encounter some friction in the workplace. However, you will be able to accomplish more if you are able to set aside those differences. Invest your energy in projects, don’t waste it on unnecessary squabbling. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.
Stoner Virgo, this month you need to stay connected with your smoke circle. This is not to say you need to toke one down with everyone you encounter. Rather, those who you consider your closest bud loving buddies should be your main focus. While you should stay busy, you will benefit by taking time to stop and smell the kind flower. Although you have a long list of tasks to accomplish, you will never regret investing time with those who mean most.
Stoner Sagittarius, you always want to strive for better, but this month is not the time for trailblazing or straying too far off course. It is advised you stick to what you know, and work to excel in familiar territories. As long as you remain attentive to whatever task is in front of you, unnecessary setbacks will easily be averted. While you will have ample opportunity to grind ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, your main focus should stay on the grind of work. It is highly recommended you keep your pursuit of goals and the ganja separate. Heed this advice, otherwise you are likely to see many opportunities go up in smoke.
Your success in the workplace will be noticeable to all. This means there will be little reason to call attention to your accomplishments; just sit back and let your work speak for itself. Stay busy, but stay humble Stoner Sagittarius. This will be the best recipe for advancing your position at work. Whether your aspirations are to rock steady doing your best in your current status, or you have your sights set on running the joint, May will be an amazing time of growth.
Stoner Sagittarius, the health and growth of your relationships will ultimately be up to you. But, do not limit this notion to simply romantic relations. You will have a unique opportunity to elevate and improve each connection with all of your cannabis companions. All of your best buds are sure to benefit from your kindness and kind herb. Remember, all of these positive efforts will circle back to you in good time. You might be faced with the difficult choice of whether or not you should help someone near to you. The answer is always yes, Stoner Sagittarius. If you have the means and opportunity to give someone that extra boost, whether it’s sharing a piece, or spreading some peace, you will never be disappointed when you decide to pay it forward.
Stoner Gemini your evil twin may pop their head up more than usual in May. Swirling cosmic winds will lead to dynamic emotional swings. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Acknowledgement of difficult situations or problems and striving for a balance in body and spirit, will keep you upright and moving forward. Take time to create a cannabis toolkit for May. Sometimes you will need to chill out with a deep Indica strain. Other times an energetic Sativa will be the key to unlock a positive adventure. It will be important to mentally adjust to a changing environment versus becoming overwhelmed by it.
Last month was all about planning and seizing opportunities for self improvement. Continuation of this theme is important in May. You may lack the inspiration of idea creation this month, but the lists and ideas from last month should be front and center now. There is a danger of time slipping away stoner Gemini. Use the ideas and to-dos from last month to drive your motivation this month. Allow your former energetic self to guide your current self. Don’t let them down!
A partner in chronic may piss you off or hurt your feelings. This can be an explosive situation, but only if you let it stoner Gemini. Often, time and contemplation will lead to understanding and a more thoughtful perspective. You are in charge of your emotional reaction, not the circumstance.
Working with cannabis companions toward a common goal will bring happiness and success. Cosmic winds favor a team effort. It’s time to put that smoke circle to work! Nothing bands terrestrial astronauts like a common goal and a clear mission. We live in a wonderful world where there are collaborative opportunities in a variety of communities. Whether your smoke circle resides in your neighborhood or your social network, bonding with your cannabis companions will be rewarding for you and the collective.