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Cancer July 2018

Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send out into the universe, you will get back more than twice fold.

It will be important you set aside time for meditative smoke sessions. Your inner peace will extend outward, and our sacred herb will certainly help with expanding the good vibes. Be confident! Your efforts to propagate peace will benefit all those around you. When facing such a prosperous time, it will be your responsibility to share the good vibes with all those you encounter. Now is the time to substantially expand your smoking circle. This does not mean you have to burn one down with every person you encounter, but rather your odds are increased of toking one up with those you do encounter.

The good news, Stoner Cancer, is that you will be able to take it easy on the work front this month. This does not mean you should shurk your obligations or duties. Instead, you will take the role of the slow burning instigator. Your steady glow of inspiration will be the fire needed to ignite those around you. Instead of taking the role of passive onlooker, you should remember that you are the fiery catalyst that keeps the whole joint burning.

On the home front it is recommended you keep the peace pipe packed, and at the ready. While July may provide the sunny backdrop needed to set the stage for encounters with the fam, the ganja may be the required supplement necessary to keep interactions moving forward without conflict. The best advice for all parties involved is to get outside. There is no better remedy for getting back to the basics than a freshly packed bowl and a sunset worthy of photographing.

Gemini July 2018

Stoner Gemini, the main theme this month will be teamwork in both the personal sphere and the workplace. If you pool your resources with your closest cannabis companions, everyone will have the tools to make something beautiful grow. July will be an amazingly busy period. It will be a time of historical progress, but it is your responsibility to take full advantage of these opportunities when they come.

While you will accomplish most of your projects as part of a team, it will be important to set aside time to toke alone. It can be easy to overlook your spiritual needs when you are in a state of constant motion. Make sure you stock up on good greens early in the month. Although you will be constantly grinding, their will be plenty of opportunities to take much needed time to meditate or unwind with a bowl of the sacred herb.

Maybe you have been eyeing a more advanced position or one of leadership at work. Stop waiting! Now is the ideal season to venture into new realms of responsibility. You have a keen eye for identifying a person’s strengths; this includes your own, Stoner Gemini. With everyone focused on their particular area of expertise, there will be no obstacles you and the crew cannot overcome. Sometimes it is not force that is required to get the job done, but simply a creative approach you haven’t tried before. Sharing a bowl of herbal inspiration with your coworkers can help everyone to take a step back and avoid over analyzing.

In the area of relationships, now will be the time to make some potentially tough decisions. Stoner Geminis who are coupled may be faced with the difficult task of whether or not to end their current relationship. This choice, although substantial, is fairly simple: Do you see potential for future growth? If not, then it is better to change course and avoid wasting efforts trying to nurture a garden that has little promise of bearing fruit. Both parties should be in a position to help each other accomplish their individual goals. Remember, it is a more efficient use of energy to grow together, instead of competing for limited resources.

Aquarius July 2018

Stoner Aquarius, the sun has your back this month! You will have plenty of daylight, and more than enough energy to focus on getting the job done. It does not happen often, but this July what you want and what you need will coincide. This means all of your efforts will be spent in pursuit of your goals, and that nothing will be wasted. So many hours of daylight to burn means so many potential people to meet. Now is a great time to expand your smoke circle! Just remember, your cannabis companions are people you want to be able to rely on when it’s really time grind; so be selective when it comes to adding future smoke buddies to the squad.

It is crucial to avoid couch lock during this time of the year, Stoner Aquarius. Stick with the extra sticky Sativa strains this month. They will provide you the ‘pep-in-your-step’ needed to keep you looking towards your next endeavor. However, it will be crucial you finish current projects before beginning new ones. This may mean taking a time out for a meditative smoke session. It is important that each project is given proper consideration. Taking a timeout to meditate with the sacred herb allows you the time to evaluate each circumstance, and ensure no detail is overlooked.

When it comes to the work sphere, grinding hard will be the theme of the month. You have goals, Stoner Aquarius. All of those goals are more than achievable, but only if you put in the work. Whether it is a solo mission, or with the assistance of your closest cannabis companions, use every opportunity that comes to complete current tasks. This is the only way you will be able to further your exploration of the terrestrial plane.

“We get by with a little ‘love’ from our friends,” Stoner Aquarius…or something like that. However the saying goes, it will be up to you to share the love. Circumstances at home may require you to be the one who offers the peace pipe. An intimate toke session may be exactly what is required to open the lines of communication. Be sure to have plenty of the sacred herb on hand, because once these lines of conversation are open, it may be a long talk. As long as you are willing to listen, those nearest to you will be more than willing to share.

Sagittarius July 2018

It has been said many times before, so it is nothing new to say, “life is like a garden…so dig it.” Nonetheless, this will be your truth this July, Stoner Sagittarius. You will notice a plethora of positivity emanating in both your personal and work spheres. While you might be surprised by this good fortune, know it all sprouts from seeds you planted long ago. This just shows not all gratification is instant. When you are able to look at the big picture you will find even the smallest effort can grow into the most spectacular success!

You have seen the proof that getting down in the dirt now will lead to abundant harvests later on. Because of this fact, you need to continue to start new projects and undertake greater challenges at work. When it comes to work, it is best advised to put down the pipe and keep to a more self-motivated grind. There will be plenty of time later to spark one up and enjoy a slower pace, but for now keep focused on putting in the work. No one will say you do not have to try, however, your returns on investment will be exponential. You will see all the greater reward if you put more effort into each project. Plus, you will better enjoy the summer nights and smoking on your victory bowl when you know all of your required work is finished.

It will be clear to those who know you, Stoner Sagittarius: you have found your cosmic groove. Your positive aura is tangible and your optimism infectious. In addition to your current smoking circle, your journey is sure to cause you to cross paths with new faces, each one a potential new smoke buddy. With this to consider, not every person will be someone you want to invite to be part of your closest cannabis crew. When it comes to making these decisions–go with your gut. Your chakras are in extraordinary alignment and you are vibrating at a higher frequency, Stoner Sagittarius. This means you should trust your instincts when it comes to assessing people and situations. Your only responsibility to those around you, is to just be you. Keep spreading those good vibes, Stoner Sagittarius, and you are sure to help elevate everyone else to your level.

Scorpio July 2018

Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to encounter unexpected setbacks when grinding toward their goals. How drastic the set back depends upon your preparedness stoner Scorpio. Be confident the reward of a strong harvest will be directly correlated to your work and planning. No amount of effort will be wasted in the research and development of your path forward.

The success you achieve at work will have effects lasting long into the future. In fact, your accomplishments might have you thinking of your current position as a likely career, and not simply a job. If this is the case, do your best to muster more motivation and seek inspiration wherever you go. Whether it is herbal inspiration you get from enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis, or simply getting outdoors to bask in nature’s beauty beneath the summer sun, pursue what drives you, Stoner Scorpio. Others may not always recognize the uplifting powers of good ganja, but remember these special times are great for reflecting on our past successes and for meditating on our future endeavors. Even if you decide you do not want to move to a management or leadership position, you will make notable and noticeable advances at work.

In addition to the prosperity you experience at work, your are entering into a very dynamic period in your home life. Just remember, if you try to change for someone else, you will lose on two accounts: you will lead them on, and you will fail to be true to yourself. Sometimes the best advice will be to think on it and smoke on it, Stoner Scorpio. If you have given proper consideration to those tough choices and you decide to move ahead, do so wholeheartedly! This advice should not lead you to selfishly neglect the needs of others, especially with regards to your closest partner in chronic. Rather, you can be confident knowing you will grow even stronger together if the seeds you plant are rooted in truth.

Taurus July 2018

Pursue your happiness, Stoner Taurus, and you will find peace for yourself and those nearest to you. This sounds like obvious advice, but the emphasis is on the pursuit. It will require continuous efforts on your part, but the rewards will be worth it. Your persistence means you will be able to champion any obstacle, regardless of what ill ends the stars may have in store.

This means there will be many times you will need to be your own motivation and pick yourself up when circumstances threaten to bring you down. Well, you may not have to do it alone–our lady mary jane will be your canna-companion this month. While it is definitely going to be needed for you to relax with tokes of the marijuana smoke, it is even more important you avoid couch-lock. This is why slow burning your favorite sativa can provide the precise motivation needed to get back to blazing your own trails. Stay energized, alert and adaptive, Stoner Taurus and you will always find your way back to the path towards success.

Being flexible can mean the difference between accomplishment and failure. This can mean letting your mind wander. If you are feeling unsure of what your next move should be, take a break. Take a stroll with a freshly packed bowl and have no particular destination in mind. Such an open forum for thought will allow you to ‘unfocus’ on all the little things. Once the smoke clears, you will see what is really important and where you need to focus your efforts. However, this approach comes with a warning label: too much time of misdirected musings can burn through a great deal of time. Figure out the appropriate balance early in the month and you will have enough resources to both imagine AND implement.

You will be called upon by both coworkers and family to become the voice of reason during trying times this month. If you are fortunate enough to be able to share, it is advised to make an offering of the peace pipe. Things are not likely to get to the point where there is no cure, but they are sure to get a bit more chaotic than usual. Offering a time where you all can meditate together with the sacred herb will help everyone slow down and focus on the issues underlying the disputes. Sometimes we just need to get a little higher and we will find ourselves grounded once again.

Scorpio June 2018

Stoner Scorpio, the secret to success this month, is to make sure you stay active, in both the work and personal realms. You will notice increased energy levels and your optimism will be contagious. The farther you travel, the greater your sphere of positive influence will be. Keep yourself in good company, and keep your stash jars full of your favorite strains. This way you will be ready for the times you get to blaze trails with your best buds.

You can expect your summer to be memorable and filled with the sweet aroma of mary jane. And, there will be many nights where all you will have to do is burn a bowl and contemplate life, the universe and everything. Take full opportunity of these easy going evenings, they will be the much needed counterbalance to your busy days, and they will help to keep you from burning out.

Although your calendar will be full, it is important to keep things simple. You want to avoid wasting energy pursuing projects that are not likely to be successful. This may sound redundant, but you want your reward to be well worth your initial investment. So, work smarter not harder this month, Stoner Scorpio. If any problems seem additionally troublesome, take a break. Take the time to toke on it. Pausing for a meditative smoke session will bolster creative energy and leave you feeling refreshed, and ready to tackle the toughest challenges.

It will be of the utmost importance you give attention to your health this month, Stoner Scorpio. With longer days of wonderfully warm weather, this may be as simple as committing to a jogging schedule, or fitting in a few more vegetarian recipes into your meal plan. Cooking with cannabis can be a fun and creative way to promote healthy habits. Gather cannabis companions, and a little bit of the ganja, and get to baking treats that can be both good for the body and spirit. Health consciousness is important this month as you will be called upon to help lift up loved ones who may be experiencing substantial troubles of their own. Remember, you will only be able to help others if you invest in your inner peace first.

Gemini June 2018

The theme of this month, Stoner Gemini, will be balance. You may struggle early in the month to balance your social calendar with time to focus on your inner peace. But, remember Stoner Gemini, you know yourself best. No one can force you to do anything you don’t want to. You may feel the need to sneak off by yourself to your favorite smoke spot to meditate and medicate with the sacred herb. There will also be opportunities to be a part of a massive smoke circle, which will be the sustenance the soul needs. Don’t worry though, you will quickly find your groove and the rest of summer will be good times and good vibes for you and all your cannabis crew.

With regards to work, it will be imperative you keep your attention on the big picture, Stoner Gemini. Don’t worry about the little things. Enlist the help of coworkers in tackling the tedious tasks. Your efforts will be better used in a creative capacity. Freeing up mental bandwidth will allow you the opportunity to overcome greater obstacles and improve the business’s bottom line. When your not grinding at the nine-to-five, spend down time resting and recuperating. Expand your mind with an inspiring and uplifting sativa. Or, unwind after a long day’s work by puffing on a relaxing indica-dominant strain.

By taking a holistic approach, addressing the needs of the mind and the body, you will show skeptics you can do both: work hard and smoke tough. Paying a little more attention to one’s health never hurt anyone, Stoner Gemini. This investment will have noticeable returns that are sure to materialize quickly. In addition to having more energy to get work done, you will have plenty in the reserve tank to pursue your own adventures outside of the work sphere.

Some might call you a lazy stoner; but how wrong some people can be? This June you will be miles away from the couch. While others are busy making assumptions, you will be out blazing your own path: Discovering new places for your midnight toking, and meeting new people to invite to the next smoke session.

Aries June 2018

Stoner Aries many cosmic blessings await you in the first summer month. You can put the work sphere on auto pilot and focus on yourself and your love life! Work must be done, but it will all come from within yourself. Early in the month get in touch with your third eye through a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on communication, attention through observation, and understanding through empathy. June will be a period of growth and recuperation.

Universal support will be enough to tackle all obstacles in your way in the work sphere. Clear communication is all you need to see you through the first summer month. But remember stoner Aries, communication is the act of receiving a message as well as delivering it.

With work on cruise control, take advantage of the first month of summer! Get out in mother nature. Take a break from the pressure of society, and connect with the spirituality of the environment. A deep meditative smoke session out in nature will be a wonderful tool to help center and connect you with the oneness of all things. Allow the sacred herb to take you high in the clouds. See yourself and your place in society amongst your cannabis companions. Think of yourself floating high above the terrestrial plane in your own societal observatory. A closer look at a broader perspective will assist you in understanding your role within the hive.

Look deeper into your smoke circle. What are your intentions? Are these relationships more about the kind instead of your kind buds? Each one of us has our own role to play as terrestrial astronauts populating our cosmic spaceship named Earth. Perhaps you will see more in your cannabis companions once you look past the smoke clouds. For committed Aries this deeper dive into those around you could lead to meaningful and loving experiences. For single Aries, this compassionate second look might lead to a smoke circle expansion, and thus more possibilities of love. Perhaps that love interest has been a canna-bud all along, but the smoke clouds obscured your attention.

Virgo June 2018

Stoner Virgo June presents a familiar challenge. Although the old adage “Let it Be,” can sound easy enough, it may require an active effort on your part this month to fight the urge to try to solve everyone else’s problems. Some things are simply out of your control, and your efforts will be better spent getting your own to-dos checked off before offering assistance with OPP (other people’s problems). While you might feel like you have just the cure for a cannabis companion’s blues, the best help you can offer is to allow them the opportunity to experience their own growing pains.

Whether it is for your own relief, or you decide to invite your fellow canna-companions to partake, there will be great benefit in taking time for some stress relieving tokes. Spark one up and slow things down. You are certain to benefit from making time for medicated introspection with the sacred herb. With each spark of the sensimilla you can expect to acquire new perspective and to discover more opportunities to reach greater heights.

When it comes to the realm of work, you are entering a period of straight fire, Stoner Virgo. While you are certain to experience a noticeable surge of energy, it will be important to make sure your actions are deliberate. Do not jump at every prospect that arises. Be thoughtful in your plans of action and be sure proper planning is in place. It is better to move at a deliberate pace than to burn out too quickly. While you might want to get things done as quickly as possible, remember you will spend even more time on a project if you have to go back and correct mistakes. This could be avoided if you are more attentive in your first attempt. The cosmos has blessed you with a keen eye for the details. Sometimes the sacred herb may offer you inspiration, yet other times it can help you slow your roll allowing you the time to get it right the first time.

The most crucial facet you should avoid approaching hastily is the sphere of family. As long as you focus your attentions inward first, Stoner Virgo, you will foster a positive aura which will benefit all of those around you. It will be important you keep the peace pipe and fresh herb at the ready. This is not to say you should expect many conflicts to arise, but rather you will be ready to clear the air if they should. Sometimes the best advice for facing a hectic schedule is to hurry up and relax.