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Pisces August 2018

Stoner Pisces the final summer month promises to be a splendid affair! Allies in the cosmos will ensure blessings from the heavens. Pack plenty of energetic chatty bowls of Sativa in August. Energy and communication will be your asset and weapon in the war against negativity. Be forewarned, this chatty energy will work only in positive or neutral situations. Laid back chill vibes must be found during moments of conflict or duress. This patient approach will see you through all combative situations that come your way. Straight forward aggression will only exacerbate a negative situation and crush your sunny summer vibrations.

Entrepreneurial Pisces must toke time for a meditative planning smoke session with the sacred herb. Rushing toward your goals is sloppy. Slow and methodical is not an option! A consistent sprint will see you through to grand achievements. The most important work aspect of August will be a consistent effort. Enjoy a nice hybrid strain to unlock the vision required to find the right pace. Terrestrial astronautical Pisces working in the gears of the corporate grind must stick to a developed plan without hesitation or ally-ship. This is a lonely road you are traveling, but a steadfast commitment and patience will see you through to a successful future.

Romance is on the horizon in August stoner Pisces. This may not be a life-long feeling, but even fleeting moments of love generate positive energy for the soul. Soak it up stoner Pisces! Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, August promises connected moments with a canna-companion you will not forget. However, don’t forget about your best buds during fluttering periods of heartfelt emotions. Kind bud and your best buds will keep you grounded and true to your given nature.

Gemini August 2018

This August, Stoner Gemini, you should set your pace to a steady roll and a slow burn. This doesn’t mean you should embrace couch-lock and avoid getting things done. In fact, the opposite is true. You will accomplish even more if you pay attention to the details and remain task oriented. This focus on fine tuning will be paramount when it comes to work.

Keep your inner circle tight. Avoid inviting unknown characters into your smoke circle. Don’t worry about attracting new faces. Rather, focus on growing the connections you have with those whom you already consider your partners-in-chronic. This way, you will always be in good company. You won’t have to worry about filtering yourself or figuring out the intentions of others. However, you don’t have to be suspicious of all those you meet, Stoner Gemini. Most of those around you will be genuine in their kindness, it just never hurts to take things slow.

You will experience the greatest satisfaction and growth in the professional realm. You will have nearly unlimited opportunities for advancement. Whether this is advancement into management or refinement of your job skills, progress will be the key in August. Just remember it will be up to you to act when the moment is right.

There will be many opportunities for collaborative and creative smoke sessions during August. Although these times will be helpful in brainstorming for the company’s next steps, be mindful that the overall pace will be fast. It will be important the whole team is on the same page and knows the end goal and the bigger picture. An energetic Sativa strain will help keep the collaboration on point.

Maybe it is the summer sun that has everyone on the homefront in such high spirits. August will be a time of great peace between cannabis companions and family. Although there are good vibes emanating all around, it never hurts to keep the peace pipe packed and ready to go. Even the best intended advice sometimes needs a little translation. A shared bowl and experience will help to keep everyone on the same level, which in this case is sure to be a much higher level.

Libra August 2018

The final summer month will be filled with positive energy and motivation for the stoner Libra. The summer sun will be filled with a POTpourri of lessons and experiences. As long as you follow your own path and move forward with steady progress, the universe will provide assistance in August.

You are a powerful being stoner Libra. Confident cosmic influences will increase motivation in August to fulfill this powerful potential. Projecting, tackling, and accomplishing tasks of your own creation will be a positive aspect of August. Even though your power often resides in inspiring others, this month will focus on internal inspiration. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to float high above the terrestrial plane. See your sphere of influence from a wider perspective with your herbal third eye lens. Seeing yourself from a broad perspective is a necessary step to take full advantage of cosmic blessings. This patient approach will help plan your solo missions. Jumping into tasks without foresight may create negative roadblocks on your golden path. The key to August will be to plan and execute. Just putting your head down and working hard may be like productive quick sand.

Stoner Libra, you may not feel lucky in love during August. However, what may appear to be lack of cosmic support will show through to be a blessing in the end. Toke time for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month. Focus on trust and understanding. Trust that whatever conflict arises with family or cannabis companions can and will be dealt with in a positive manner. Understanding that important lessons will come from this temporary conflict. Learning more about yourself and those nearest you will be the greatest benefit for future time periods. Stay calm with your bong, in the end you will all get along.

Sagittarius August 2018

Stoner Sagittarius you should expect the final summer month to be one of great highs and good fortune, especially when it comes to finances. Peace and prosperity will be your guiding theme this August. Overall, there will be no life altering changes, but transformations will be significant. Although subtle, they will help you accomplish your current goals.

While the days are still long, make a plan to get back to nature. For one reason or another you’ve been putting off taking that vacation. Wait no longer, Stoner Sagittarius! Gather your favorite munchies, and call up the peeps. Hit the trail to your favorite smoke spot. Being outdoors with the sacred herb will help you rediscover your inner zen. And, if the stars will not allow a full-on camp out, then take a couple days for a stay-cation … Still bring the munchies though.

Having a specific time planned to relax and hit the reset button will motivate you more to keep the hustle strong at work. The higher ups will be paying close attention. Whether you have your eyes set on advancement or management is looking to move you up, the opportunity to take on a greater leadership role will arise.

Meditative smoke sessions are a must this month, Stoner Sagittarius. While sometimes tokin’ can enhance your movie watching experience, it can also be a very beneficial tool for introspection and reflecting on the bigger picture. This will help you think through and fully form your ideas before presenting them to the rest of the team. Once you have the general plan, incorporate your peers. Invite them to help you figure out the best strategy for transforming your concepts into concrete results.

In the personal sphere, all you have to change is whatever you want. You may find your canna-companion or romantic interest asks for something more than you can give. It is okay and natural to want to please others, but not if it sacrifices your dreams. Solid relationships are built on compromise. If there is something in the middle both people are willing to work towards, then it might be worth it. Just be sure each person is doing their fair share of the work. Give-and-take is one of the secrets to a successful relationship. And of course being able to puff-puff-pass some good greens to our partner in chronic.

Aries August 2018

Stoner Aries the stars have aligned in the final summer month to bless you with a psychic understanding of situations and opportunities surrounding you. Don’t think of this power as super-stoner psychic skills, but more like a finely tuned third eye vision. Nothing can sneak up on you in August! But to use this cosmic tool you must remain true to yourself and take care of your cosmic space suit. Confident, not cocky stoner Aries.

It’s time for the hard work and preparations of the past to come to fruition. The seeds planted long ago will now bear the sweet flowering fruit of your nurturing. Could this be professional advancement, or a new business adventure? Only you know stoner Aries because it will only come from the seeds planted in previous periods. Without the seeds of projects, ideas, or inspiration planted in the past, you will not have a positive garden of change to tend to in August. However, do not despair; this period is full of cosmic support even without preparations from the past. Learn from your mistakes! Pay close attention now more than ever to take advantage of opportunities and even plant new seeds for the future. With diligence now you will not miss out again on such a bountiful harvest of cosmic support.

Trust yourself and the blessings of the universe. Such a positive celestial position will be sure to offer many opportunities of companionship. However, be forewarned stoner Aries: These opportunities all come with responsibility. Do not receive blessings from the cosmos blindly without contemplation. Look at it this way: You always carry a pipe and a lighter for a stony adventure. Be sure to find the same preparedness for romantic encounters.

Enjoy the blessed time period stoner Aries. Be sure to stay hydrated and pack plenty of green for the road. If you question if something is too dangerous or risky, it probably is!

Aries July 2018

Stoner Aries be prepared for a high energy – high impact July. You will celebrate the birth of the United States with cosmic support for all aspects of freedom. So get the barbecue fired up and pack the bowls for blazing, you should expect one kick ass second summer month. #Merica

Our phones are amazing! Stoner Aries can you believe how much social interaction we can achieve with our fellow terrestrial astronauts through social media apps? From Instagram to Tumblr, there is an app for every lifestyle. Well, it’s time to take a break from scrolling feeds with an envious eye. July will be the month to get out and create your own post-worthy moments! Instead of chatting through snaps and DM’s, arrange actual meet-ups to explore the wonders of the world with your cannabis companions.

Entrepreneurial stoner Aries should expect a bright month filled with task execution and achievement. When there is space, meditate with a Sativa dominant species of the sacred herb. There is an idea or a project you have neglected or paused for a good reason. Now is the time to reassess!. July is the perfect month to pour yourself into completing big ideas. Toke about it with a friend or mentor. Sometimes a simple conversation flushes out the answers or directives that were simply hiding behind silence.

Stoner Aries stuck in the grind of our economic system will be blessed with universal insight in the second summer month. Spark one up, and look deep inside yourself. How long has it been since you have truly asked yourself what you are interested in, and passionate about? Do these feelings and desires line up with your current occupation? The blessing of our vast economic system is the freedom to move. Nothing is holding you back stoner Aries! Once you find your passion, there is a job waiting that is aligned with your core desires. Big moves to high places are possible; you just have to envision it, research it, and execute steps towards it.

Capricorn July 2018

Stoner Capricorn the second summer month is sure to bring positivity to your personal sphere. Cosmic support will bring you more in tune with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. All things are possible in July from smoke circle expansion to the excitement of love.

The Moon is usually against your sign in the cosmic grand scheme of things. However, in July there is a counter insurgency that will place the Moon in a positive position. The New Moon on the 13th of July will be a bright marker in the middle of the month. Meditative smoke sessions before the New Moon should focus on love and positivity; not only for others stoner Capricorn, but for yourself in particular. How can new friends and new loves find the best in you if you don’t see it yourself? Keep your sacred herb light and airy. A nice Sativa strain should do the job perfectly. Certainly avoid the potential lethargy of couch lock. This New Moon should bring in a period of new cannabis companions, new love, and a new passion for life.

The current cosmic configuration will also support altruistic endeavors. Volunteerism and charitable passion projects can be a door to meeting like-minded cannabis companions. There is an infectious positive mood that will come from a smoke circle focused on helping others. Puff-puff-pass the positivity stoner Capricorn.

The work sphere will not be affected by the positivity of the Moon’s counter position. But that’s ok. It’s important this month to focus on yourself in the workplace. How long has it been since you have truly assessed your economic options? Fly with the sacred herb and soar high above your position on the terrestrial plane. Seek ways to improve your skill within the workforce. This exercise will have positive impact for the future, whether it be continued education or learning a new job skill,. The most important action in the workplace for July is to avoid office politics. By focusing on yourself, you can leave the water cooler drama to others. With so much activity and positivity in your personal sphere, the gears of the economic grind should all function smoothly in July.

Leo July 2018

The second summer month has potential to be a dynamic period for the stoner Leo. However, the dynamism will not come by traditional cosmic means. Toke a moment to think about an abstract concept of your universal position. Usually your interaction with the universe is very direct; force, change, luck is all very personal to you stoner Leo. This month you will strip away actions directed at your immediate sphere of influence. Yet, in the end, these selfless actions will directly impact the quality of your life. Direct cosmic support from indirect personal influence.

Altruism and service to others will be the theme of this month stoner Leo. Personal happiness and progress will be found in the familial and work sphere through your indirect actions.

First let’s take a look at the work sphere. Find a moment outside of your work space to meditate with the sacred herb. Float high above the terrestrial plane and see yourself within the hive. Refocus your direction on how you can assist your company or coworkers to achieve the goals contained within the mission statement. This stoney exercise will realign your personal directive with those around you. Affirmation of directive will not only help your coworkers and employer, but it will create an indirect path to personal satisfaction and progress with the work sphere.

The thematic cosmic support for July will be a bit more complicated in the personal sphere stoner Leo. As you seek to realign your frequency in the work sphere, this must also take place within your familial unit. First, do not blame yourself stoner Leo. Often your attention has been been placed on cannabis companions instead of the family closest to you. As the stresses of work and family become routine, we all seek outside influence to break away from the patterns of life. It is natural to seek moments with canabuddies to break the familial monotony. However, this month it will be crucial to listen and hear the issues with your family unit. Applying yourself fully to these problems will be rewarding beyond a night out with friends or slotting another monetary digit on the balance sheet. Before you seek realignment within your family structure, take time to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiving yourself stoner Leo. Leave familial skeletons behind. Turn the page in the book of your life. Go write new pages with love and positivity scribbled all over them!

Virgo July 2018

Know thyself stoner Virgo. July presents an interesting challenge. Cosmic winds will be swirling in an unpredictable manner. Internal conflicts must be addressed to receive blessings from the universe. Pitfalls and traps lie in wait, but not from external sources.

Many Virgos find unsettling paranoia from some smoke sessions. In the second summer month it will be imperative to select sacred strains that will combat the potential for a spiral of maniacal internal dialogues. Strawberry Cough and Harlequin are two strains said to counter the potential paranoid effects of the sacred herb. Strains high in CBD and low in THC may also assist you in your meditative travels.

If you are the type of stoner Virgo that is subject to the possibility of insecure paranoid moments, then avoid smoke sessions in public where insecure paranoia may rule your high. Take time to take a solo voyage. Meditate with the sacred herb to see yourself from high above. Understand insecurities are a product from within. You do have control. Confidence and self love must rule. Forgive others, but forgive yourself stoner Virgo.

There is a lot of cosmic support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts in July. You have a wonderful smoke circle of cannabis companions. Allow yourself to place full trust in those closest to you. Virgos in a domestic partnership need to seek inclusiveness within a passion project. Cosmic support is strong for project bonding. Find something you can throw yourself into, and that your family unit can enjoy together. For single stoner Virgos, this period may be less dynamic. It is a great time to focus on yourself. Be adventurous! Get out and explore the world, culture, and your inner self. You may find answers that will assist you in your cosmic adventure.

With caution, care, and preparedness, the second summer month promises to produce a bountiful harvest of growth and progress. Believe in yourself stoner Virgo. Remember, they aren’t all out to get you!

Pisces July 2018

Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.

It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.

Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.