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Libra September 2018

Stoner Libra on this first month of fall, the universe neither seeks to aid nor hinder you on your journey. With the celestial winds still, now is not the best time for flying a kite. However it is a wonderful time to relax, and toke a moment amongst your partners in chronic. Spark up the peace pipe, and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for meditation. You may discover a new cannabis companion or two, just go where the smoke clouds take you, and see what happens!

Relaxation and recuperation are vital for you this month stoner Libra. Find stress relieving moments to meditate with the sacred herb. Typically we are told hard work is its own reward. For this time period over-working, just like over-toking, will lead to burnout.

Regarding the work sphere, utilize your fellow terrestrial astronauts stuck in the gears of the economic machine. Many hands make heavy lifting light work. If solo work is your groove, recall the tale of the tortoise and the hare: Slow and steady will get you to your destination this September.

Nature is calling to you stoner Libra. Get outside and enjoy the beauty our cosmic spacecraft has to offer. Toke time to contemplate the words of Bob Marley, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Seek a new perspective on life and your place amongst the broader smoke circle. Inhale, breath and let it be; relax stoner Libra. Perhaps plan a hike or outing with your smoke circle. Take time to soak-up and appreciate all those positive vibes.

For the smoked-out single Libras, this can be a month of passion if you so wish! Fight the urge to take flight. Stick around until the smoke clears, and you might find the excitement you’ve been looking for. For stoner Libras with enough excitement in their life, be at ease with this moment of peace in your home. Consider taking time with your favorite strain of the sacred herb, toking a moment to stoke the fires of your personal passion projects.

Virgo September 2018

From the slow uneventful to the fire Stoner Virgo! September will give you a chance to blaze your path to glory. But be ready! Protect yourself from whiplash, as positive movement and the momentum it gains will amaze you.

From time to time our lives can feel like a stuck bolt. Regardless of wrenching, oiling, and due diligence, the harder you push the further you get nowhere. It’s infuriating, right? In the first month of fall, everything that goes around comes back around. The cosmos has brought an opportunity for you to unstick this karmic or cosmic jam. Planetary alignment is now in your favor! Finally, you’ll be able to crack the code and move forward.

This is an exciting time for you, but this positive momentum comes with a warning! This opportunity, this gift from the universe, can be undone with careless words or actions. Your communication tools are a great asset, but also potentially a great liability. Bold words and actions must be chosen wisely, planned and acted out precisely. Don’t accidentally dismiss the cosmic opportunity practically being handed to you with a quick snide remark, or dismissive tardy attendance. If forward momentum is what you seek, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for.

Excel, is the root word for excellence. To excel in your work sphere this September you must be excellent. The universe is aligned and ready for you on your journey of positivity. Each of us has our time, and this is yours. Be the first to step up, be responsible, crush the opposition.

The lens of excelling isn’t the one to use on your personal sphere stoner Virgo. Instead, just have fun! Enjoyment should be the operative word on this fine month of September. Avoid heavy contemplative Indica strains. Couchlock is the enemy! Arm yourself with energetic Sativa strains, and get out as much as you can with your cannabis companions. Take that trip, enjoy life, feel the positive vibes of the universe flowing through you!

Stoner Virgo just as you watch others, they look to you when they need a different perspective. A good portion of your success this month depends on how you influence others. Toke time to share that pep in your step with your broader smoke circle. It’d be a shame to keep this cosmic blessing all to yourself.

Pisces September 2018

Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It’s your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn’t a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be that moment you’ve been waiting for to enact those plans you’ve been making over the past few months. Your destiny and impact lie within your hands and action stoner Pisces.

Sharing is caring, but remember sanitization! Good bud shared between good buds should be done with caution and consideration. Protect yourself from not just the physical bugs, but emotional ones too. Being, or feeling run down this month could derail the impetus behind your ambitious quest.

Your work and love spheres will undergo changes, but YOU drive these changes. The universe sits back and watches, knowing the gifts and guidance leading to this moment will see you through. The direction of this change is up to you. Positive or negative, it is all within your actions and decisions. Toke time early this month to contemplate the direction you wish to proceed. It’s vital that you remain true to yourself. Everything boils down to one question: “Is this good for me, or bad for me?”. Answering that with blunt honesty will keep you on track. Be sure not to overextend yourself, and recall the lyrics of Bob Marley’s Three Little Birds, “Don’t worry about a thing. ‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright.”

The current period is a blessing stoner Pisces. The changes you initiate this month could have long lasting reverberations through space time. Choice, protection, and desire should be the three key mantras repeated during the early month meditative smoke session. You are guiding your cosmic journey, go somewhere awesome!

Aries September 2018

Stoner Aries, in the first month of fall you may be feeling like you are going nowhere fast. Instead of chasing after personal goals, you will feel more like a rat, running in a race you’re not sure you signed up for. But don’t be discouraged, Stoner Aries. Although it might take you longer to reach your final destination, be confident you will ultimately make it to wherever you want to go. The stars simply have a different path for you at this point in time. .

You have two ways you can respond to these unexpected detours, stoner Aries. You can complain and whine about how events didn’t happen exactly how you wanted them to; or you can light one up, burn one down, and remind yourself you are simply taking the scenic route. It’s usually a matter of perspective. If you don’t like the view, it won’t hurt to see things from a higher vantage point. You will not need to change your plans, only your attitude … and maybe the bong water on occasion won’t hurt.

Dedicate time specifically for meditative smoke sessions. Remember that those sacred flowers are there to help. In the workplace, they can help you find an agreed upon path forward. With direction obtained from your third eye wisdom, you will not waste precious energy on arguing. Time saved can be better spent working toward success.

Stick with the tried and true at work. September is not the time for pipe dreams. It is the time for a get-the-job-done approach. If you are able to remain focused on the bottom line while on the grind, there will be plenty of time later to burn some fresh green and savor the sweet flavor of success.

Stoner Aries keep the pipe packed and the hemp wick handy on all your worldly adventures. Avoid starting new projects at home. Summer has been a busy season with good momentum regarding personal relationships. So be sure to finish strong and avoid burnout with the end so near. Keep your best buds in mind when embarking upon any end-of-summer trips. You know your closest canna-companions are always ready to spark one up, and are forever down to ride.

Capricorn September 2018

Stoner Capricorn this first month of fall is similar to clay, shape it as you see fit! However, be forewarned, cosmic support will come and go like waves crashing against a shoreline. To counter this cosmic conundrum, remember to trust your instincts. Use your head, but always listen to your gut. Be confident and trust yourself stoner Capricorn!

Confidence is key to positive outcomes this month. The world turns, the sun rises & falls, and tides ebb & flow. These things are given in our terrestrial reality. However, only you have the knowledge and power to bring the best of yourself forward. Meditative smoke sessions focused on trust and faith in yourself will aid you on this journey. Cannabis companions can help you see the best in you, but only you can manifest this perspective in your reality.

In the work sphere it is vital that you stay active. Keep pressing, but do not rush any aspect this month. A steady, thoughtful pace will see you through your days. Prior smoke sessions with the sacred herb in earlier months to gain perspective come into play now. The expansion of your work sphere, whether in pay or position is possible, but it must be carefully thought out and planned. It’s time to get those third eye daydreams down on paper!

September pledges more bright and exciting experiences in love, stoner Capricorn. Soak up the extra energy and positive vibes from the transitioning late summer sun. Press at work, but don’t press at love. Single Capricorns should strive to find enjoyment within their current relationship status. That could mean flirting to your heart’s content, or taking a moment to truly love and appreciate yourself. Those Capricorns with significant partners in chronic should commit themselves in service to family. Rewards from this will be bountiful, and no energy will be wasted. What a wonderful trade off if you ask me. Stay lifted stoner Capricorn … #Enjoy.

Cancer September 2018

Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.

Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.

The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.

The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.

Scorpio September 2018

It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your brain will tell you to slow down. Your heart will tell you to keep pushing. Realistically you should try to do both stoner Scorpio: The theme of September is balance.

If you’re in too great a hurry, you are likely to make unforced errors. You’ll end up spending more time fixing problems you could have easily avoided if you had been more thorough the first time around. On the other hand, you definitely want to keep busy and avoid couchlock. The goal is to be somewhere in the middle, Stoner Scorpio. Balanced like a well rolled joint: Burning slow and steady, but certain to get the job done. It is recommended you find a quality hybrid and stick with it this month. The Indica side can help relax and heal a worn down cosmic space suit, while the uplifting properties of the Sativa will be just what you need to maintain focus and keep your spirits high.

Work will be no less busy than it has been in recent months, but you are likely to encounter new problems. While you are capable to fix these issues, you must seek the help of some unlikely assistants. Instead of turning to your coworkers for help, you should enlist the brain power of your closest cannabis companions. That’s right stoner Scorpio, it’s time to order the pizza, roll up a fatty, and get to work. Although some call us lazy, one title you have to give herb smokers is creative. Your friends may not know all the ins and outs of your job, but they can analyze tough problems from a higher plain, and offer fresh takes from outside of the box.

When things have settled down at work, you can relax. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. You still have a little bit of summer left, so round up the smoke circle and make the most of it. Hit the trails, the beach, or just hit the bong from the comfort of your pad. At the end of a long day, nothing beats a fresh bowl of herb and time with your best buds.

Gemini September 2018

Stoner Gemini while other stoner zodiac signs are winding down after a long summer season, you are just getting started. The stars have few plans for you during the first month of harvest, which means you can pursue your goals without fear of external interference. This doesn’t mean September is slack-off season, rather you should expect full returns on all efforts you invest into turning those dreams into tangible results.

Cannabis can, and definitely should be a crucial component in expanding your creative capacities stoner Gemini. Who would have thought a bong rip could lead to a break through? Or, that smoking on sticky sativa would result in next level insights? As a ganja-loving Gemini, it is safe to say, “You did!” By embracing an alternative approach to commonplace problems, you set yourself apart and ahead of the pack. From this particular position, you will have a unique perspective to help tackle even the most unexpected obstacles with confidence and ease.

Although you are hustling hard to make the most of the remaining sunny days stoner Gemini, be sure you do not work away your last chance to chill out with all your partners in chronic. It will be crucial you maintain a good balance between work and home life. Although you may feel energetic and excited at the prospect of summer smoke sessions with the peeps, remember to pay attention to your personal needs. While it is always good to toke one with the crew, you will find it equally refreshing to pack a bowl and fly solo from time to time.

Take care of those nearest you this month stoner Gemini. Those who call you family know they can rely on you if they need. However, don’t forget to pay attention for opportunities for personal betterment. This includes the prospect of meeting that extra special someone who might just become your closest canna-companion. Not only single stoner Geminis, but this holds true for stoner Geminis who already have a partner-in-chronic. As long as you give equal effort to work and personal life, you can have the best of both worlds. Take care of business while on the clock, and make marijuana scented memories with the peeps at home.

Aquarius September 2018

Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life’s ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. During moments of doubt, remember everything will be alright. Just try to enjoy whatever the tides might bring, the highs and the lows. Because if you do, like the reassuring words from Modest Mouse, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on anyway.”

Give in stoner Aquarius. The first step to a successful first fall month is to give in to the whims of the universe and forsake all control. Enjoy the ride. You can’t fully appreciate the sweet Sativa without smoking some of the sour diesel. Just like you can never fully tame the ocean. What you can do is make sure your vessel is in the best shape possible, and that you have the supplies you need to ride out the storm.

Attempts to smooth out the waves or change the weather are useless. But you can have what you need to help you navigate the rough waters this September. Sticking with Sativas during the first half of the month will boost creativity and enhance your critical thinking. Its uplifting properties will keep your spirits higher until you make it through to smoother waters. You will need this mindset during the toughest part of your September voyage.

Your trust and optimism in what the stars have in store for you is why you will make it back to dry land. There you will find peace in familiar surroundings. Pack your peace pipe; this time with your favorite Indica strain. Bundle up with a blanket and the bong, and settle in for a solo smoke session. Use this down time to ground yourself, to rest, and to organize your thoughts of lessons learned from the cosmic voyage. Before you know it, you will be charting course and embarking on your next adventure.

Taurus September 2018

Stoner Taurus the month of September will lack dynamic influence from the cosmos. Celestial bodies have configured in such a way that Taurians will not have negative influence from the universe, great! But in the same respect, this unique configuration leaves the Taurus without a positive influence as well. This goes a long way to simply say that Taurians must rely on their own momentum to reach positive ground. Seek balance and coordination from your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. As you forge your own path through the haze of smoke clouds, each step and direction must be contemplated with as much regard as you select your cannabis.

The stagnation of celestial influence means you are responsible for your direction, but also for your own protection. For this reason I urge you stoner Taurus to measure your words and actions with care and contemplation. Seek trusted cannabuddies to travel with you on your September journey. It will be important to avoid conflict and emotionally weighted situations. Missteps, aggressive conflict, and short sighted decisions could lead to a spiral of disappointment. Travel with your third eye wide open no matter the circumstance this month stoner Taurus.

As a fortunate balance to this delicate period, the work sphere should be straightforward and uneventful. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, events should unfold as expected in the workplace.

With such a treacherous landscape it is advised to take a passive planning strategy to the first month of fall. Just because big events aren’t expected in the work sphere this month doesn’t mean you can’t instigate positive motion for future time periods. Toke time for a solo creative medicated smoke session. The type of sesh where the blinds are closed, the phone is off, and all your favorite inspiring munchies are at the ready. Take advantage of every opportunity to seal yourself away from the world, and work on your passion projects. Work planning, small business planning, art projects, and or social community projects are great examples of internal inspiration you may find alone or in a tight smoke circle, but saved for future periods to expose to the world. Stagnation of cosmic influence does not equate to personal complacency stoner Taurus.