Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month. It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period. That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period. As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.
Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces. Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage. During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget? This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.
After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions. So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.
Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances. Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors. You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.
There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships. Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations. You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full. Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.
Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.
Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.
You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.
The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.
Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.
February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.
As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!
Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.
Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.
Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.
Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.
Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.
December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.
Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.
While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.
While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.
Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.
As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.
After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.
Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.
As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies to invest on having just a little bit more fun before autumn arrives. If somehow you do find yourself stressing over any particular issue, take a moment and spend some time with your favorite piece, it may just be the remedy and reminder that helps you realize your own inner peace.
Once you have taken the necessary steps to get yourself grounded, you will be a great source of support to those around you. Co-workers will notice your increased abilities to rise to the occasion, and to rise above the fray. The best approach to challenges that might require creative solutions will be to team up with your peers. Perhaps, outside the workplace, workers can get together under more relaxed settings and share a bowl and share ideas. While this would mean working off the clock, it could help to inspire a better sense of camaraderie and the opportunities to come up with novel approaches to old problems.
You should feel confident, Stoner Pisces, that whatever path you find yourself on, you will ultimately reach your final destination. With that being said, it will be okay if you decide to do a little trail-blazing of your own, and blaze one up in uncharted territory. However, it will be advised that you use the buddy system if embarking upon unexpected adventures. Firstly, it is much nicer to be able to share that sacred herb with our stoner friends. But, more importantly, it is always good to have a friendly pair of hands to help us back to our feet, if we do stumble along the way.
During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.
It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.
The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.
Stoner Pisces, there are some who say that we must decide to either, “Go big…or Go home.” Well this month you will not be forced to make such decisions, you will be able to do both. Or, as they say, “have your bud, and smoke it too.” This month will be as swell, or as sucky as you make it to be. While there is nothing predicting that all the stars will align perfectly, or that the sun has got your back, the reality is that no cosmic forces will be conspiring against you. Be sure to stay off the couch, if you will not be staying off the grass. Your accomplishments will be directly tied to your efforts that you put forth, so it will be best to find a more uplifting smoke for the first month of summer.
It is not always said, but specifically this June, it will be best to keep the pipe away from work, Pisces. That is to say, the pace that you set in your personal sphere will directly correspond and carry over into the workplace. Now is the best time to begin new undertakings. Whether it is a novel approach to an old problem, or finally sharing with your coworkers an idea that you’ve been thinking about for a while, do it now.
Perhaps the most exciting aspect for you during this transitional month, stoner Pisces, will be on the romantic front. If you currently already have a special someone with whom you can already share that special bowl of herb, you can breathe easy knowing that your connection with this person will only grow. But, don’t worry, if you are a single Pisces, your prospects will be no less satisfying. Your aura will be nearly tangible this month, and you will definitely capture the attention of potential romantic partners. Just be sure to not be full of yourself. Keep a bowl handy, as we all know that sharing is caring. Your smile and your kindness are sure to be noticed. From there, all you need to do is to be your genuine self, those near you will only benefit from being in your company.