Stoner Aquarius, you may find yourself this month with an unexpected feeling of disbelief. But, don’t worry, what you are actually experiencing is amazement at a new found peace you will discover. While at first you may not know exactly how to handle this blessing, the best advice will be to embrace it. Although it will be important to take advantage of this stage in life, it will be equally necessary to stay grounded. While others might pack a bowl or roll one up to escape for a while, you will find that the sacred herb will help remind you of your immediate surroundings. If you are able to find a balance between this time of bliss, and handling business, you can expect to experience success in all of your undertakings.
Whether you have recently started a new job, or you have been in your current career for some time, you should expect an increased confidence in your abilities to accomplish tasks before you. As you become more and more familiar with what is expected from you at work, you will show the higher-ups that your competence should not be question. Seek out and find that sweet smoking sativa, Stoner Aquarius. This will be precisely the lift you will need to keep you in the zone and clearly focused on your goals.
Towards the end of the month, Stoner Aquarius, you might feel yourself slowing down or running out of energy. You do not have to worry about this because your accomplishments will be many and noticeable. And, the good news is that you will have the support of your closest buds. If you find that your mood is lower than you want, know that you can make it higher with a little help from your friends. Whether it’s help finishing a do-it-yourself project, or help finishing a freshly packed bowl, be confident that your loved ones will have your back. Collectively, you and yours will be more than able to conquer all the wonderful surprises summer has in store.
Stoner Leo, the yellow brick road will disappear in May. Though you will lose sight f the path in front of you, this does not mean you will lose direction of forward progress. Resolve and resilience must outweigh reluctance and reticence in the May time period stoner Leo. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on a deep dive into your inner self. Personal understanding and confidence will be the key to unlocking the cosmic blessing of May.
Things will not go your way in the May time period stoner Leo; at least not at first, or even second attempts. Your cannabis companions, family, and coworkers will be relying on you to get up and try try again. Inhale the magic wonder of the sacred herb. Meditative smoke breaks will allow new ideas and a new direction to form around the obstacle blocking your path. Perseverance isn’t banging your head repeatedly against a wall. It is the confidence to try again with renewed energy and effort.
The most important aspect of the May time period is confidence you will find the path once again through the cosmic fog. Be warned stoner Leo, there will be repercussions if you fall into the trap of depression and/or self pity. Know yourself and your kind selections. It may be best to stay away from deep Indica strains if you are susceptible to coping and self pity. An energetic Sativa or hybrid may be your prescription to problem solving in May.
Reluctance to form a new plan or reassess your surroundings will leave you stuck in cosmic limbo. You aren’t just fighting for yourself stoner Leo, your perseverance will impact cannabis companions, family, and coworkers. These sage words apply to both your work sphere and personal life. With confidence, attentiveness, and determination you will be able to solve any problem and leap any obstacle in your way in the final Spring month.
Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.
At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.
What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.
Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of nothing to do, but this period of peaceful calm is a tremendous opportunity. A quiet mind allows a creative soul to come to the forefront.
Relax stoner Virgo. Breathe and let it be. As you meditate with the sacred herb this month, focus on projects and endeavors that you are passionate about. So often you place these desires to the side in favor of the task at hand. The universe has opened up a peaceful window where these tasks will not be tantamount to your success. So peacefulness will not be complacency, it will be an opportunity to expand the desires from within. The sacred herb will help you see these long repressed interests and desires.
Work flow will not be unusual. Whether you are stuck in the corporate grind or swashbuckling your own way through the capitalistic structure, there will still be problems and obstacles in your way. With a confident calm you should be able to solve and move beyond any of these obstacles placed in front of you.
The same calm theme will be present in your personal life stoner Virgo. April is not the time to force the issue at hand or over communicate. Sometimes friendship and love is about allowing someone to be the themselves and giving them the opportunity to solve and grow from their mistakes. For single Virgos, meeting someone new isn’t always from a romantic perspective. Even simple acquaintances or chance encounters can become life-long cannabis companions.
It’s not a waste of time stoner Virgo. It’s time for you.
Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.
Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.
Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.
A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.
The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.
Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.
All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?
Stoner Libra, the April time period will be adventurous and productive. The planets have aligned to put in you in a position for success and good fortune. However, the universe is only blessing you with the gift of support stoner Libra. Blessings and gifts of good fortune will only come with action and diligence.
It’s time to take a tolerance break stoner Libra. One of the magical aspects of the sacred herb is that it is not physically addictive. Any dependence or reliance on the sacred herb is in your head. You have always been in control of the green road you follow. It’s time to turn off the green road and pave a new path for the second spring month. You will always be able to find your way back to the green road when the time is right.
The cosmos will be supportive of decisive action and community participation in April stoner Libra. Both in the work life and love life, all blessings will be up to your concentrated effort. Now is the time to participate in any team building exercises at work or volunteer for any projects within your company. What are you interested in stoner Libra? Seek out a group centered around your passion. Whether you organize or simply participate, networking with your fellow cannabis companions will be crucial to personal success. Maybe there is a hike you and your cannabis companions have always wanted to tackle. Maybe you have discussed an “art night.” The time is now to get out there and mingle.
With a clear head and ambitious spirit, the April time period will bear delicious fruit. The key will be diligent concentration and strong decision making.
Stoner Capricorn, Mars and the Moon have aligned to bring you a satisfying and relaxing month of April. The easy flow of the universe will make simple problems and obstacles bounce off you with an ease you normally do not feel. Now is the time stoner Capricorn! You can break out that sweet Indica green your mom warned you about. A nice meditative session with couch lock can be a healing and recuperative state. Do not misinterpret my words stoner Capricorn; rest, recuperation, and an easy flow are not excuses for inaction or laziness.
Work must still be done in the April time period stoner Capricorn. But the cosmos has blessed you with a warm wind to help you with comfortable accomplishments. The key to the April time period is independent thought. During your meditative smoke sessions in April try to focus on what makes you unique, and how you approach situations & problems. Start the month with an intent towards organization. Uncluttering your mind will help your thoughts and decisions flow more freely. All of this will help as the universal flow will be calm and supportive.
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” Not always stoner Capricorn. Towards the end of the April time period, do not let the easy flow of the universe distract you from solid decision making and constructive analysis. New cannabis companions should be vetted with objectivity. Do not turn a blind third eye towards enthusiastic new acquaintances.
Stoner Sagittarius, this April you should expect much, but demand nothing. That is, the arrival of spring brings to you immense opportunities, both in the financial and personal spheres. However, while the possibilities for great success will be apparent, it will be completely your responsibility to seize upon this potential. It will be most important that you plant the seeds now, for the harvest which you wish to see later. No one is saying that getting what you want will be easy, but it is doable stoner Sagittarius. The more weeding through and refinement of the energies you invest today, will only result in greater quality of the results.
Work during the first month of spring, like the changing of the seasons, will prove to be quite dynamic. Unfortunately, you should not expect to see any radical or significant changes overall. As long as you keep your focus on the tasks in front of you, you’ll have plenty of time to pursue new adventures during your free time. It will be important to steer clear of coworkers that are giving off noticeable negative vibes. And, when it comes to sharing that sacred herb, do so only with those who you know will add, not subtract to the experience. With all the work ahead of you, it will be important to maximize your relaxation time by keeping the pipe packed, and ready to pass to your closest partners in chronic.
When it comes to your circle of love, stoner Sagittarius, it will be best to voice your emotions, openly and honestly. There will be no problems that arise that you will be unable to quickly resolve as long as you tackle these issues head on. And, if you are a single Sagittarius, the world is waiting for you. Bring your best bud and your positive attitude and you are sure to attract attention. You have high aspirations this month stoner Sagittarius. Keep your attention focused on these goals and you won’t have to look for greener grasses. You will notice that the garden you are cultivating will be more than fruitful in its harvest.
Stoner Virgo, March will be a delightful period of growth. Like spring flowers jetting out of the ground, new experiences and fruitful growth will be the possibility for you. Do not look at this opportunity as a gift from the cosmos stoner Virgo, but a natural extension of the work and diligence you put toward your interests. Thus, confidence and trust in yourself will guide you through March.
“Relax and take notes, as I take tokes off the marijuana smoke.” Notorious B.I.G.
Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on looking inward to understand yourself and how you are perceived by others. This is an important tool to solve any problems that might arise in the March time period.
In the work sphere, normal expectations should be applied to the March time period stoner Virgo. Universal influences should be calm and fruitful for your pocket book. Projects and people should be vetted with a discerning eye. Misstatements or misinformation could derail your progress at work. It will be crucial to research and verify pieces of information that could set you back or propel you forward with initiatives.
It is in your personal life where you will see the largest blossoms of spring. Heed my words stoner Virgo: Important love interests do not always include intimacy. New cannabis companions or allies in art will come into your life during this time period. And yes, for those single stoner Virgos, the chance of love is a possibility.
Be guided by your meditative smoke sessions. Knowing yourself and how others perceive you will be crucial during this time. Avoid explosive reactions to friends, family, and cannabis companions. With a cool head and diplomacy versus an emotional and confrontational reaction, you should be able to survive and thrive through any difficulties personally.