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SCORPIO MAY 2017

Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will hit. Don’t be scared. This flurry of activity is not negative in nature or punishing in action.

Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. The gates have closed, safety straps are in place, and the ride is in motion. Understanding the why’s and the how’s of this universal carnival ride is unobtainable. Relax and trust in the cosmos that everything will be allright. Whenever you find yourself contemplating the reasoning of the universe and your place on this edible roller coaster of endless crashing waves, breathe and let it be. All safety equipment is in place, so let go and enjoy the ride.

Control is not something you struggle with stoner Scorpio. Giving up control to the universe will be mandatory to surviving the twists and turns of the cosmic blessing thrown at you in the final Spring time period. In the end: Trust your environment. Trust your cannabis companions. Trust your judgement. Trust your loved ones. Trust you will come down. This trust and belief will keep you safe on the wild journey of May. Negativity will only creep in if you try to control or understand the nature of the cosmic ride. Yes stoner Scorpio, I usually encourage depth of thought and inner understanding, but in May ignorance is bliss! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on repair and rest versus contemplation and guidance.

Playlist songs have been coming to me this month. The playlist song for the stoner Scorpio in May is Float On by Modest Mouse.

SAGITTARIUS MAY 2017

Sagittarius, the seeds that you planted months ago are beginning to ripen and bear fruit. That is to say, your investments are clearly paying off. As long as you keep your focus on the final goals and do your best to maintain this level of achievement, you will be able to continue this positive momentum. Keep on and smoke strong, stoner Sag, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate goals. Whether you measure your success by monetary values or interpersonal relationships, you can expect to see continual growth. If you are willing to invest in your new undertakings the way you have into past endeavors, then there is no reason you should not experience similar success.

With regards to the workplace, Sagittarius, the best advice is to “dream big!” Don’t sell yourself short, Sag. The only person that can hold you back is you. While there will always be critics to tell you what you can’t do, it will be up to you to show them exactly what you can achieve. Regardless of how close you are to your coworkers, it is probably best to keep your success separate from your smoke circle. Sometimes, you will need to blow off steam about your work peers, and it will be best to do so with confidants that you don’t work alongside.

While you might want to share some of your positive achievements or help those around you succeed, sometimes you have to let others go it alone. You may offer your support to those close to you, but you cannot do everything for them. The best thing you can do is to be a shining example. Instead of being the one who always rolls one up, it is better to teach others how to roll on their own. This way, you can enable others to be successful without having to rely exclusively on your help.

PISCES MAY 2017

Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.

LIBRA MAY 2017

Stoner Libra, the universe will test your skills at twisting and turning in the May time period. But this test falls right into your skill set to seek balance in problems and opportunities. Twist one up and burn one down stoner Libra; your skills are suited for success in the final Spring month. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on success and confidence. The stars have aligned to bless you with a fruitful month, but do not reach for the stars. The only cosmic limitations placed on your success will be the highs of your achievements.

Tasks and problems in the workplace will be no match for you stoner Libra. As you bend, twist, and turn your way through May you will feel like a magician, impressing all around you. As your confidence grows and problems are whisked away with your magic morphing skills, remember that there is a ceiling to your powers and achievements. As long as you maintain a conservative path with your efforts, you should be able to conquer all. Let’s save that half gram dab or multi gram joint for another time stoner Libra.

The same positive cosmic influence regarding situations of love and companionship will hold true in the May time period. That person you’ve had your eye on … that smoke circle you’ve wanted to join … that family member you’ve wished to come closer … all reasonable desires are possible in May stoner Libra. As long as you don’t ask too much of those around you, everything is attainable. Cosmic kush smoke signals can definitely be seen regarding the possibilities of increasing your social smoke circle. Have confidence in yourself and your socially adaptive skills stoner Libra. Add Baby I’m a Star by Prince to your playlist. This will be a great mantra or theme for the stoner Libra in May.

GEMINI MAY 2017

Stoner Gemini, your quest for higher highs will be attainable in the final Spring time period. Cosmic influences have aligned to provide your largest desires an opportunity of fulfillment. It doesn’t matter which side of your personality you choose unveil in May, there will only be one antagonist capable of keeping you from great highs. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self confidence stoner Gemini. The largest limitation to achievement in the May time period will be the restrictions you place on yourself.

You can achieve great results in the workplace stoner Gemini. Most profits will come from plans and action you have already laid the groundwork for. Now is the time for decisive bold actions to achieve your goals. Both Gemini stoners stuck in the corporate grind, and stoner Gemini business owners can benefit from cosmic blessings in May. Self confidence and definitive action will lead you down a golden path. However, be forewarned stoner Gemini, self confidence is very different from self serving. Do not discard the thoughts or emotions of your fellow cosmic travelers or the universal blessing could flip in a negative direction.

Positive treatment of loved ones and cannabis companions will be tantamount to success in the sphere of emotion and love for the stoner Gemini in the final Spring time period. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Understanding the perspective of others will help you navigate emotional land mines that may pop up like spring flowers. As long as you feed your head with positive mantras you will keep your head with others. Empathy and sympathy will bring you closer to cosmic travelers that may not have the same universal blessings as you do in May. Take time to share a bowl with a friend and listen to their troubles, then you can share with them all of your plans to conquer the world.

CAPRICORN MAY 2017

Stoner Capricorn, the final time period of Spring will require great strength. You will not be moving mountains, actually the opposite stoner Capricorn. Internal strength will be required to plot forward despite no universal support on your side. Picture yourself in the eye of a storm. Violent movement and action swirls around you, but in the eye of the storm you are left stagnant and frozen. Long Term planning and instinctual vision will be hampered in May. These words are not an omen of destruction stoner Capricorn, but simple a guide to understanding your position in May.

Early in the May time period, curl up with a nice deep purple kush Indica. Allow yourself entertainment time with the sacred herb to better understand your position in May. Movies like Cube, Life of Pi, and Snowpiercer would be perfect for this relaxing movie night. We may all be trapped at one point in life, but in the end everything will work out.

Don’t misunderstand stoner Capricorn; the cosmos has not cursed you in the May. There are plenty of actions you can take to combat this stagnant period to progress your agenda. The most important actions focus on the short term. At work and in life, tackle the problems and tasks that are right in front of you. Knocking immediate tasks off your to do list will help prepare you for when the storm returns to life.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb are best alone in May stoner Capricorn. Your cannabis companions will not understand the universal stagnation you’ve been dropped into. By focusing on yourself, and plotting forward with an immediate to do list, you will float through May with a better understanding of your surroundings. Just like that trippy movie, at the end of the time period the sunshine of summer and the warm breath of the cosmos will bring a new light to your life.

CANCER MAY 2017

Stoner Cancer, this May, it will be best to keep your roll to a slower pace. As long as you invest the time in planning out your endeavors, you will meet your goals with success. The biggest obstacle you will face this month is ambiguity. If you do not have a set destination, you run the risk of being easily blown off course. But, Cancer, this does not have to be the case. Your only limitation will be the strength of your imagination. As one wise lyricist once said, “the sky’s the limit.”

In order to accomplish the goals you do set in place, the best strategy will be to keep moving. While it may take additional energies to build this momentum, it will be easy to maintain once you’ve gotten started. What this means in the workplace is to not let setbacks hold you back. A failure is simply the opportunity to learn new approaches to older problems. In order to produce the most effective results, it is recommended that you use the buddy system. Your peers at work may be facing the same obstacle of stagnancy. If you address each task as a team, you will accomplish greater success.

While the majority of your energy should be invested into your work, the leftovers should be spent on family and friends. The old adage that sharing is caring should be taken seriously. Maybe you scored an extra special stash–it would go to waste if you don’t invite others to enjoy the sacred herb. Anytime will be a good time to burn a bowl with your bosom buds. Those closest to you have new and exciting undertakings of their own to share. Take the time to talk. But, don’t forget to be a good listener.

ARIES MAY 2017

Stoner Aries, be prepared to have a magnificent month this May. The longer the days become, the more adventure will be able to fit into your waking hours. You should use the spring season to its greatest potential–get out there and explore, your mission is to make new discoveries. With all the novel experiences you will have, remember to go with your gut. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. So, the best advice is to enjoy what you find, but remember to keep yourself grounded. You can roll one up, or keep your travel pipe ready, just avoid a hazy head. There will be no point in finding new things if you do not maintain the mental clarity needed to enjoy them.

Although you may have to increase your efforts at the workplace, don’t worry, your investments will pay off. Just like in your personal spheres, now is the time to pursue novel approaches to old tasks. Your creative ideas will only help to simplify processes at work and improve the efficiency of everyone on the team. During the month of May you will have an aura that others are sure to notice. Your good attitude and sense of humor will help to make work feel a lot less like work. While you will help to make work more fun, don’t lose sight of the tasks at hand. Equally important, however, will be to use your down time to recharge those batteries. While you will have great success in all the projects you take on, don’t forget to take it easy when time permits. To avoid becoming sluggish, stick to those uplifting Sativas. The worst thing that you could do this month is waste all of your potential by being stuck on the couch.

Aries, it will be important to stay steadfast. Don’t be afraid to stop and smell the flowers. It is even recommended that you take the time to smoke the flowers if the situation presents itself. But, don’t become so self-centered that you forget to share with those closest to you. You will reach your destination as long as you know where you’re headed before you begin your journey. And, never be afraid to ask for guidance or advice when you need it. Your friends and family will have your back, always. But, they may not offer a helping hand if they didn’t know that you needed assistance.

AQUARIUS MAY 2017

Stoner Aquarius, perhaps for the month of May, it is best recommended that you seek out some of those stickiest of Sativas. While the universe will not necessarily be an adversary, you will definitely find yourself tested on your problem solving skills. That sacred sativa will provide that extra boost needed and help you to tap into your more creative side. Remember Aquarius, if there is a solution to the problem that you are facing, then there is nothing to worry about. And, equally, if there is no solution, then there is nothing to worry about. So, do not waste energies on unsolvable issues. Instead, invest your talents and focus on tackling the problems that come your way one at a time. As long as you do not spread your efforts too thin, there will be no obstacle too great to overcome.

If you are feeling like the odds are stacked against you with regards to aspects in the workplace, proceed with the confidence that there will be no puzzle that you will not be able to solve. The best advice will be to keep your nose to the grind and have that freshly ground herb at the ready. Be careful to ensure that these areas are kept separate. The only foreseeable problems will arise if you are unable to keep your work and play times distinct from one another. Use your smoke sessions to reflect on and establish the goals that will lead to success in the workplace. As long as you have invested the time necessary to come to solid conclusions, you will be able to work towards and accomplish all your aspirations.

Whether you will decide to cement your current relationship, or break apart and pursue new personal prospects, the spring season will bring about new approaches to old connections. You may find that you and your closest smoking partner are ready to take it to a new level. Equally possible, you may realize that the grass really is greener on the other side and set your sight on new pastures. Regardless of the path that you choose, know that this decision will be for the better.

LEO APRIL 2017

Stoner Leo, laziness is the enemy in the April time period. The second spring month is quite unusual for the stoner Leo. Obstacles will be easily dismissed and problems will be easily solved, but no major developments will come from this stage of life. The most important aspect of the April time period will be your attentiveness and production towards normal tasks that come your way. Sounds boring doesn’t it stoner Leo, but there is real magic behind the grind of April.

As long as you stay moving and stay task oriented, you should find no resistance stoner Leo. Allow yourself to sink deeper into a meditative smoke session early in the month. The deeper you go within yourself the more helpful the sacred herb can be. Before a house can be built you need a foundation. Before a foundation can be poured you need a design. The April time period will be a great time to work on those designs that can impact your life into the future. Be sure to grab your journal, spiral notebook, or laptop stoner Leo; because the ideas and designs of today could become the business and buildings of the future.

For matters of love and companionship Stoner Leo, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep inside yourself. Introspection is the key to seeing how loved ones and cannabis companions perceive you. This insight will serve you well in matters of love and companionship this month. Communication isn’t just using words stoner Leo, it’s understanding how others perceive these words. Taking your communication skills to this next level will be a great tool in connecting with those most important to you in the April time frame.