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Taurus November 2015

It may feel like the Universe is conspiring against you during November, stoner Taurus.  Most aspects of your life will become sources of stress for you.  Your career, significant other, friends and family; it will all be directly affected by the negative energies the planets have created for you right now.  The most important thing you can do for yourself this month is to remain true to yourself, and put your wants and needs above all others, no matter the outcome.

As far as work is considered, don’t make any permanent decisions unless you are sure that is what YOU want.  To avoid any extra tension, you should definitely listen to the input of your co-workers, friends, and family so they know that they are being heard.  However, you should completely disregard their opinions and do not factor them into your thought process.

Finances may suffer this month, so avoid any extra spending.  I would HIGHly recommend using any extra money on some really good herb to help you smoke about and forget about all the chaos that November will bring.  If you end up having multiple nights in with your pipe and Netflix this month, I will not hold it against you, especially since you are having such difficulty connecting with others anyway.  Despite what seems like an all-around bad situation, if you keep a positive mind-set you will surely be able to handle anything that is thrown at you, and the shimmering light at the end of the month will not seem so far away.

Cancer October 2015

After last month’s fiery cataclysm, stoner Cancer, you need to relax a bit.  Find your favorite smoke spot and vape away some of your woe.  Be conscious of the burning embers of last month; if stoked they will set aflame quickly and wreak havoc once again.  

This October is not the time to set new limits for yourself in the working world.  Nor is it a time to make any big waves.  You know yourself well by now Crab, stay on track and do not “overwork” yourself in any way.  Give your best efforts on the job and keep communication open with the powers that be.  Make sure after work you give yourself plenty of time to meditate with a nice hybrid and see all that is laid out before you in your career.  

Love may not be on the front burner this month, but no one will be stabbing daggers into your back either.  In fact, everyone will bombard you with “helpful” guidance.  They truly have your best interests at heart but, you need only heed advice that you truly believe is right for you.  More than likely you will come up with what is right for you during a nice smoke session with those closest to you.  Share your plans with them.  Although you must continue to meditate on when to take action, as October is not the month for moving plans forward.

Taurus October 2015

You’re set up for some smooth sailing this month, Stoner Taurus.  During October, the Cosmos are perfectly aligned to supply you with nothing but positive reinforcements.  Overall, life should be pretty “chill”.  You are calm and collected, full of energy, and focused.  You don’t need to worry about any seriously pressing issues interrupting your flow. You have everything you need to confidently succeed.

Take advantage of all that extra energy you’ve been given this month and put it to good use!  You will have many unique opportunities present themselves to you.  They will not be necessarily ‘easy’ tasks, but through persistence and self-discipline you should come out on top with minimal setbacks.  Believe in yourself, and others will follow.  If the workload starts to pile up, it is okay to accept help.  Just be sure that the intentions of the person trying to help are of good nature.

As for your personal relationships, keep that cherry lit!  It is important that you continue to nourish your relationship, as this is a crucial time for growth.  Get creative, and keep things interesting.  Use the creative power of a Sativa to help you brainstorm new and exciting activities that you and your partner can enjoy together.  If you are a solo-stoner at this time, your true friends will find great joy out of your company, so avoid going into hermit-mode in your down time.  Your vibrations are so high right now, Stoner Taurus.  It would be a shame to keep to yourself.

Libra October 2015

Stoner Gemini, like the seasons, your life is in a transition period.  September’s awkwardness will be followed by October’s feelings of instability.  During this time you’ll be feeling a little aloof.  The cosmos will be draining most of your energy, leaving you in mental couch-lock.  Keep fighting the good fight, and you will be rewarded with enough sporadic bursts of energetic life forces to be able to cut through the haze and accomplish what needs to be done.  Now before you start to panic about things that haven’t even happened yet, stop, take a hit and relax.  Remember that life is what you make of it.  A positive outlook and humor will go a long way, so try not to take yourself too seriously.

Take this month to reflect on your current life situation, the things you’re grateful for and the things you wish to change.  Like I said, you are entering a transition period.  Your goals, views, and desires will begin to shift as well, and you might start feeling complacency towards your life’s current status.  Try not to get too hung up on any one thought; just explore them.  As the month progresses, everything will become clearer.

For your own sake, I would highly recommend that you steer clear of any and all medibles, and toke lightly during the “work” day.  You don’t need any added brain fog.  However, feel free to let loose in your personal time.  Not only will it help relieve any stress you might be feeling, but with all that extra mind wandering you’ll be doing this month, I can’t think of any better way to help expand the conscious mind.

Leo October 2015

Stoner Leo October brings a unique opportunity. There is a cosmic wind that rarely flows through your spiritual dimension. This new wind brings an expansive period of time that will raise the ceiling of possibilities and opportunities for you. These opportunities and possibilities will not smack you in the face or come by luck. You must get your creative juices flowing early in October. Meditation sessions with the sacred herb should help expand your consciousness to match the expanded life platform you will find yourself in. This would be a great month to make mushrooms a part of your diet.

Opportunity is different than luck stoner Leo. You are used to normal patterns of living with normal outcomes and expectations. The universe has expanded what be considered normal for you in October. It will be up to you to take advantage of this opportunity. You must live life with a keen eye for an opportunity outside of your normal sphere of thinking. It will be as if a new wavelength of thinking will be available to you. Fear not stoner Leo, October will not require magic or a new religion. Two important character traits will be the only requirement, self confidence and self belief.

Stoner Leo, you must be proactive and attentive with your loved ones in October. Do not shy away from controversy or drama. Thoughtfulness and your bright personality will get you through any difficult situations with your loved ones. It probably wouldn’t hurt to share some herb with them too!

Aries October 2015

You won’t need a highly psychoactive strain of sacred herb this month my stoner Aries.  Strap yourself in,  its going to be a vivid journey for you this fine fall month of October.  For starters your working world will become very clear to you.  Taking charge and getting the tasks done will be your main goal.  You will also be given a lot of leeway in how you choose to get these goals achieved.  Keep in mind to be kind, as you may see yourself faced with a decision to remove a team member.  This team member is a good man, but not up to the tasks at hand.  One of your tasks may be to put together the most productive team possible.  This time you must follow logic.

If the long hours of work have you longing for that dab of relaxation, October will prove to be a well balanced time in that aspect.  Stoner Aries, you will have more opportunities to bask in the glory of love than you may be able to dream up.  You will feel right in que with your partner or potential partner(s) this month. Be sure not to overwhelm them with this all at once. Spread out your love over the entire month.  Savor it like your favorite medible and enjoy the ride.

Gemini September 2015

Stoner Gemini, brace yourself this month.  September brings on an awkward period for you.   Neither your professional career, nor your personal life will be flying high.  The planets positive and negative emanations will be blocked out by each other, neutralizing most of their support or bad influences.  You’re not winning,  you’re not losing, you’re really just staying afloat.  But hey, don’t you worry!  As Bob says:  “Every little thing is going to be alright”.  Normally a Sativa strain is your best bet, but a nice Indica hybrid might help you mellow and find some inner peace.  

Try not to overcompensate for your lack of “achievements” by over exerting yourself.  I know this may be a hard concept for your attention-driven, go-getter attitude to grasp; but, excelling should not be a top priority for you.  After so many consistent months of kicking ass at your job, I think you’ve earned a break from your T-break.  Now I am not suggesting that you sit in a foggy haze of stale smoke for the next month.  I’m just saying it wouldn’t kill you to “smoke two joints before you smoke two joints”, if you are picking up what I’m laying down.

The one thing that you are probably aware of by this point, is that your non-existent love life has finally received a little planetary support these last few months.  It’s exciting, and you will finally be sure of what direction you want things to go.  However, your words and actions are not coming across as clear as you think.  Be mindful to the way you portray your feelings or you might be as deceitful as that huge wake and dab you’re never sure why you thought was a good idea.  Every success you have remains entirely in your hands this month. Only you can light that bowl, but don’t get carried away, or you’ll roast the whole thing.

Taurus September 2015

Stoner Taurus, patience will be your saving grace this month.  If you are not careful, September has the potential to bring many situations that will be stickier than freshly heated resin.  Arguments with your friends or colleagues is more probable than you’d like to think.  Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s inevitable.  Inhale green goodness, exhale brown bull.  

Trying to fly under the radar will be in your best interest this month.  Do your best to not to overstep any boundaries or give your unsolicited input on a topic.  Yes, we all know your highly opinionated, and (odds are) you’re probably right, but bite your tongue and keep it to yourself for now or you’ll have no smoking buddies left by the end of the month.  Remember:  Patience is key.  If you can silently watch from the sidelines, and focus on yourself, you’ll gradually start to see things smooth over by the end of the month.

It is likely that you’ll be feeling conflicted or confused about some major issues.  Know that it’s not the ganja clouding your mind.  Just keep on that righteous path you’ve been on for the last few months.  You are very intuitive, even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes. Although you’ll be laying low, you can still help to raise your vibration.  It has to start from the inside out.  Love and acceptance conquers all.  Now is a good time for inner reflection and it would be wise to escape the social beckonings of others at this time.  Grab your sacred herb and your favorite traveling pipe, and head for the hills.  Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than connecting with nature, and what better way to say goodbye to Summer?   

Aquarius September 2015

Stoner Aquarius, don’t fret too much about what events the universe decides to put on your plate this month.  It may seem like there are surprises around every corner, you will have the knowhow and energies to face the unexpected with your full focus.  In order to maintain your activeness, go ahead and search out those uplifting qualities of a nice, sweet sativa.  By keeping yourself (and your high) on the up, you will be able to avoid burnout and keep the mind fresh for creative problem solving.

Use the workplace as an outlet for your ambitions.  Whatever your tasks or projects may be, you can address them with full confidence in your abilities to accomplish them.  Whatever you do; don’t let your smoke slow you down when it comes to your pursuit of success.  September can be a month where you let your inner light shine through at work, to both your peers and your leaders.  The only one who can diminish this month’s brightness is you.  Stay focused on your project oriented work and people will notice.

With regards to bigger plans, be sure to schedule them for the first part of the month.  Home life should be mostly smooth but, not necessarily stable.  Be sure to stock up on all green things early.  It will probably be needed in later weeks and having a nice supply will be one less thing to interrupt your happenings at home.  If things with that special someone seem to be getting a little tense, go ahead, smoke a bowl and enjoy a nice stroll together in the outdoors while the weather is still nice.  Allow yourself the time to decompress and reflect, then try having the conversation again.