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Leo September 2018

Stoner Leo planetary influences are pushing you out of your comfort zone. You are the Lion of the stoner pride, and with this you can be described as unapologetically selfish. The first month of fall will require that quality to be diminished. No apologies will be necessary, but contemplative and controlled self awareness will be required. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Avoid a deep dive that analyzes your inner nature, but instead seek expansive enlightenment from your cosmic guides. Steering your behavior away from your nature is a difficult proposition; medicated contemplative guidance will assist in opening yourself up to your cannabis companions.

Teamwork is the work-around! Cooperation and collaboration is the key. Yes you may think your rolling technique is the best my lovely lion, but sometimes allowing a cannabis companion to give you a lesson with your full attention will strengthen bonds beyond the immediate situation. This new direction will benefit you in problem solving. So often you put your head down and go at problems alone. A collaborative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will guide your awkward cooperative travels. This month you will need the advice and effort of your smoke circle to solve problems that pop up like weeds along your path. Be forewarned stoner Leo: Cooperation and collaboration are great, but all this teamwork must come from a prioritized list of your creation. Perhaps we found a bit of selfish manipulation this month after all.

The theme of collaboration follows into the sphere of love for the stoner Leo. Single Leos should surround themselves with fellow cosmic astronauts. Adventure, fun, and new smoke circle acquaintances will come from group missions out onto the terrestrial plane. Leos with a partner in chronic should heed the guidance of the cosmos, and open themselves up for advice and direction. Remember stoner Leo, this time period is one of hundreds in your life, bending and experimenting now doesn’t create a rule or tradition for the future. Trust your partner in chronic, and enjoy the ride.

Sagittarius September 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, although summer is winding down, you should expect the first month of fall to be nothing but blue skies. Better yet, the universe is not plotting your sinister demise. This means you won’t have to watch your back. You can focus one hundred percent on the road ahead. Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius, avoid hitting the autopilot feature on your cosmic spacesuit. You will be successful in all your undertakings, as long as you remain focused and willing to adapt to changing circumstances.

This September, stay busy and stay lifted. You will encounter moments when the effects of the daily grind are more noticeable. This is when you need to pause and inhale deeply. Take the time to roll one up. Toke on it and think on it stoner Sag. You should not expect anything above what you can handle this month. But, good friends and great buds are there for a reason. Don’t be afraid to call on both when you need a little extra help getting by.

At work you will maintain your competitive advantage, simply by paying attention to what the situation requires. Success doesn’t always mean to be the fastest or the strongest. Sometimes the best method for tackling projects is to first develop the necessary strategy. Then discover the most efficient approach. And finally to implement the plan of attack. It will be important for everyone you work with to be working toward the same goal. Toke time early in the month for group brainstorming sessions. Make these medicated smoke sessions if you are fortunate enough to roast bowls with your coworkers.

When it comes to the personal sphere, you can expect a time of great peace and well being. Everyone in your inner smoke circle will have minimal personal obstacles, which means more time for bong rips and pursuing their bliss. Sometimes the best way to avoid getting down is to get up and get out. Gather up the cannabis companions, grab the necessary smoking supplies, and get back to nature. Just because the seasons are changing, doesn’t mean your summer fun has to be over! You still have time to visit your favorite smoke spot for some highly needed outdoor adventure.

Capricorn August 2018

Stoner Capricorn the final summer month will require patience and a firm grasp of your limitations. Cosmic influences will be flip-flopped in August. This reversal of support might leave you upside down at times during the month. The sacred herb can be used to soothe and calm these moments of anxiety. In the end, this flip-flopped reversal of cosmic support could bring unexpected positive aspects to your personal sphere.

It will be better to become a fly on the wall at work this month stoner Capricorn. Knowledge and progress can be gained through observation. Apply a deep Indica strain to the situation. Viewing your work sphere from a contemplative perspective will provide the key to breakthroughs in future time periods. Perspective is the operating word here. By floating high above the work sphere you may see obstacles from a different vantage point. In the end, the practice of observation will help you work smarter not harder.

Adventures in love promise to be dynamic for single Capricorns in August. Humans will float in and out of your personal sphere like beautiful butterflies. Success with these fluttering and flirting new acquaintances only hinges on what lies within you my lovely stoner Capricorn. Be true to yourself and your inner voice. Everything will work out. Puff puff pass the stress, pressure, and expectations. Enjoy the moments dancing with these butterflies. Even if the song ends and your smoke circle runs dry, be sure to savor those moments of excitement. For stoner Capricorn’s lucky in love, the situation will be much more grounded. Toke time to recognize the ally-ship you enjoy in life. It is this companionship and foundation that will benefit you through emotional stability and advice. Share an herbal medible with your companion and enjoy the sparks of communication and fellowship that result.

Aquarius August 2018

You have been grinding for a long time, Stoner Aquarius, and you will soon see the fruit from all your labor. The seeds you planted long ago, with a little extra help from the summer sun, will be ready to harvest soon enough. While others are short sighted and only look for instant gratification, you see the bigger picture. Because of your patience and diligence, you may have to wait a little longer than some to see your plans in full bloom, but you can be confident the payoff will be more than worth it.

While we can all agree: “Green is good.” This August, it will be better to stick with the simple motto: “Sharing is caring.” It is true it was your hard work and efforts which helped you achieve this current period of personal prosperity and success. However, you will benefit even more during this time of great growth and gain if you spread some of your good juju to your closest buds. After all, what’s better than a freshly packed bowl? Well, getting to share it with a friend of course.

Keep the good greens and the good vibes flowing Stoner Aquarius. This might require a little extra effort on your part during certain times this month. Others might be suspect of your generous actions, but remember there will always be critics. Your job is to remain kind, candid, and ready with some sticky bud when you or your closest cannabis companions need to chill out. With the help of a couple puffs from the sacred herb, when you find critics taking low blows, you can always rise above with a little help from your friends.

Stoner Aquarius know whatever you set your sights on, you can achieve it by just being you. You don’t have to pretend to be anything other than what you want to be, or do what you want to do. Whether you have your heart set on attracting the attention of that special stoner someone, or just want to strengthen your current relationship, you will succeed because of your honest efforts and persistent efforts. Once you figure out where you are headed, you will have plenty around you to join you on your stony adventures.

Taurus August 2018

Stoner Taurus this August may be a good time to put the pipe down. Or rather, do your best to avoid couch-lock. You have the opportunity to make substantial advancements in both the personal and work spheres as long as you take the necessary actions to do so. No one is saying to completely avoid the sacred herb. Instead, harness its inspirational effects wisely.

Some of the obstacles in the final summer month will seem quite daunting at first glance. But, with a little creative thinking, you can break down large goals into smaller more manageable tasks. As long as you have a clear and defined game-plan, you will be nearly unstoppable. The key to success this month will be confidence stoner Taurus. There may be some challenges that appear almost impossible, but if you stick with the ‘make-it-smaller’ approach, you will be able to look back and wonder why you ever worried in the first place.

You should be confidant, Stoner Taurus, and for good reason! Celestial bodies are aligned and energy is flowing at maximum efficiency. Be bold when it comes to taking on leadership roles at work. Your peers are sure to notice your positive energy, and they will gladly offer support for your plans and visions. Now is the time to take chances! This does not mean you should be reckless, but rather know that unconventional approaches are much more likely to be successful during this period. Your accomplishments and efforts are sure to be noticed by the higher-ups at work. This might be just the attention needed to turn your current job into a career. Once you have fully embarked upon your path to the next level, you can take the time to take it down a notch. Spark up a celebratory bowl and enjoy unwinding with your favorite strain and favorite buds. Go make it happen stoner Taurus.

Taking chances applies to the realm of relationships too; perhaps even more so than work. As before, you have found a wonderful personal groove, and a new level of personal insight. This means you are deeply aware of what it is you want. With this expanded knowledge, pursue developing these deeper connections with your special cannabis companion. This might be your current partner, or one you will soon meet. Just know whomever you find to share that special bowl with, they should appreciate it as much as you do. Together you are sure to grow one chronic companionship, making others jealous of just how fire you two really are.

Cancer August 2018

Stoner Cancer, there is unfortunate news from the cosmos in the final summer month. You should not rely on any extra support from your planetary patrons. However, there is good news! You have plenty of friends who will be there to help get you by … Thank goodness for best buds. As long as you toke time to soak up some of the summer sun and burn one down with your closest partners in chronic, you will be able to make it through the hazy days in the highest of spirits.

Your energy will be best spent focused in the workplace, Stoner Cancer. This doesn’t mean you should neglect other aspects of life, rather it will require less effort to keep them in positive standing. Be confident in your contributions, but remember to listen to the input from others. You will experience the best results if you team up on the tough problems facing the crew.

Don’t waste time butting heads with those who doubt successful outcomes. Seek out those you work with who want to reach the next level of greatness. Some believe the grass is greener on the other side. You and your closest cannabis comrades at work understand that a garden only produces as much as you put in. So, as long as you keep investing yourself fully into each project, the harvests will always be worth the heavy grind.

Because of your insistence toward spreading the good vibes, you are likely to be surprised at your own ability to turn foes into friends. Even the greatest grudges can be no match for the peace pipe! The healing powers of the sacred herb can overcome the deepest divides, and help to create long lasting bonds. Just be sure to pay attention to the intentions of others. Not everyone wishes you harm, but some will hold you back from your full potential.

It will be important to find this balance. Not everyone will always be headed in the same direction. Just know where you want to go, and align yourself with those who are down for the ride. While you may not always agree on how to get there, your true partners-in-chronic will always stick with you through the hazy times to get to the final destination.

Scorpio August 2018

Good news, Stoner Scorpio, the stars have aligned and you are all-systems-go! Now is the time for revitalizing old endeavors and sparking up new adventures. Be bold and explore the paths least traveled. Make sure you have your travel bag ready: Pack your favorite piece, make sure you have a good supply of herb, and invite your best buds to join you on the road. Heading into the last month of summer there is much left to explore, and you have the determination, the energy, and the time to cover much ground. Seek out new and remote smoke spots that are sure to create memories which will last a lifetime.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Rewards will be equal to your efforts. Be confident you will arrive at your proper destination, regardless of the detours along the way. Tackle the big issues first. This may sound strange, but it will pay off in the end. You will likely encounter substantial obstacles which will require a good amount of troubleshooting from the whole team. This can create noticeable tensions. By addressing the tough stuff first you can avoid negative vibrations from growing larger. With the rough roads behind you, everyone can get back to the fun stuff.

After you and your peers have conquered the difficult projects, you will be able to focus on the future and the finer details. Toke some time off the clock to spark up herbal inspiration. Sharing a nice bowl of the sacred Sativa might be just what the doctor ordered to get everyone thinking about the next level and the bigger picture.

When it comes to the personal sphere, remember to share the love. This starts by first loving yourself stoner Scorpio. By focusing on projecting your own positive aura, you will help those around you avoid the bad vibes from becoming worse. If or when negative situations arise, the solution is simple: Toke it out and talk it out. There are few communication issues that cannot be remedied from the help of the sacred herb.

Gemini August 2018

This August, Stoner Gemini, you should set your pace to a steady roll and a slow burn. This doesn’t mean you should embrace couch-lock and avoid getting things done. In fact, the opposite is true. You will accomplish even more if you pay attention to the details and remain task oriented. This focus on fine tuning will be paramount when it comes to work.

Keep your inner circle tight. Avoid inviting unknown characters into your smoke circle. Don’t worry about attracting new faces. Rather, focus on growing the connections you have with those whom you already consider your partners-in-chronic. This way, you will always be in good company. You won’t have to worry about filtering yourself or figuring out the intentions of others. However, you don’t have to be suspicious of all those you meet, Stoner Gemini. Most of those around you will be genuine in their kindness, it just never hurts to take things slow.

You will experience the greatest satisfaction and growth in the professional realm. You will have nearly unlimited opportunities for advancement. Whether this is advancement into management or refinement of your job skills, progress will be the key in August. Just remember it will be up to you to act when the moment is right.

There will be many opportunities for collaborative and creative smoke sessions during August. Although these times will be helpful in brainstorming for the company’s next steps, be mindful that the overall pace will be fast. It will be important the whole team is on the same page and knows the end goal and the bigger picture. An energetic Sativa strain will help keep the collaboration on point.

Maybe it is the summer sun that has everyone on the homefront in such high spirits. August will be a time of great peace between cannabis companions and family. Although there are good vibes emanating all around, it never hurts to keep the peace pipe packed and ready to go. Even the best intended advice sometimes needs a little translation. A shared bowl and experience will help to keep everyone on the same level, which in this case is sure to be a much higher level.

Libra August 2018

The final summer month will be filled with positive energy and motivation for the stoner Libra. The summer sun will be filled with a POTpourri of lessons and experiences. As long as you follow your own path and move forward with steady progress, the universe will provide assistance in August.

You are a powerful being stoner Libra. Confident cosmic influences will increase motivation in August to fulfill this powerful potential. Projecting, tackling, and accomplishing tasks of your own creation will be a positive aspect of August. Even though your power often resides in inspiring others, this month will focus on internal inspiration. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to float high above the terrestrial plane. See your sphere of influence from a wider perspective with your herbal third eye lens. Seeing yourself from a broad perspective is a necessary step to take full advantage of cosmic blessings. This patient approach will help plan your solo missions. Jumping into tasks without foresight may create negative roadblocks on your golden path. The key to August will be to plan and execute. Just putting your head down and working hard may be like productive quick sand.

Stoner Libra, you may not feel lucky in love during August. However, what may appear to be lack of cosmic support will show through to be a blessing in the end. Toke time for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month. Focus on trust and understanding. Trust that whatever conflict arises with family or cannabis companions can and will be dealt with in a positive manner. Understanding that important lessons will come from this temporary conflict. Learning more about yourself and those nearest you will be the greatest benefit for future time periods. Stay calm with your bong, in the end you will all get along.

Sagittarius August 2018

Stoner Sagittarius you should expect the final summer month to be one of great highs and good fortune, especially when it comes to finances. Peace and prosperity will be your guiding theme this August. Overall, there will be no life altering changes, but transformations will be significant. Although subtle, they will help you accomplish your current goals.

While the days are still long, make a plan to get back to nature. For one reason or another you’ve been putting off taking that vacation. Wait no longer, Stoner Sagittarius! Gather your favorite munchies, and call up the peeps. Hit the trail to your favorite smoke spot. Being outdoors with the sacred herb will help you rediscover your inner zen. And, if the stars will not allow a full-on camp out, then take a couple days for a stay-cation … Still bring the munchies though.

Having a specific time planned to relax and hit the reset button will motivate you more to keep the hustle strong at work. The higher ups will be paying close attention. Whether you have your eyes set on advancement or management is looking to move you up, the opportunity to take on a greater leadership role will arise.

Meditative smoke sessions are a must this month, Stoner Sagittarius. While sometimes tokin’ can enhance your movie watching experience, it can also be a very beneficial tool for introspection and reflecting on the bigger picture. This will help you think through and fully form your ideas before presenting them to the rest of the team. Once you have the general plan, incorporate your peers. Invite them to help you figure out the best strategy for transforming your concepts into concrete results.

In the personal sphere, all you have to change is whatever you want. You may find your canna-companion or romantic interest asks for something more than you can give. It is okay and natural to want to please others, but not if it sacrifices your dreams. Solid relationships are built on compromise. If there is something in the middle both people are willing to work towards, then it might be worth it. Just be sure each person is doing their fair share of the work. Give-and-take is one of the secrets to a successful relationship. And of course being able to puff-puff-pass some good greens to our partner in chronic.