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Aries September 2017

This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.

It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.

When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.

Cancer September 2017

Stoner Cancer, during the month of September it will be highly recommended that you stick with Sativas, this will enable you to keep your energies up, instead of finding yourself flopping down too much on the couch. You do not want to waste the opportunities you will have to add new accomplishments to your personal and work resumes. While there are some smokers that are already preparing for winter and bundling up, you are ready get the most out of whatever fair weather the fall might provide. Be sure to set aside specific times to enjoy our tokes; you want to be pleasantly surprised, not caught off guard when the unexpected comes your way.

Stoner Cancers can expect to have to make meaningful decisions with regards to work. Not all of them will be drastic, but they will have lasting results. Perhaps for some, it will be time to look for new employment. For others, however, they will be entrusted with a project that may not usually be under their domain. When this is the case, it will be important to note that the best decision or course of action may not always be the most obvious. In fact, it may not even be one of the options being considered. Be confident in your creative and critical thinking. Your sativa-streak at home may be just that extra encouragement to get the job done. And once the deed is done, you will find yourself genuinely amazed with the abilities that even you hadn’t known you possess.

Even acquaintances who normally might not keep you in the highest regards, will be drawn to your magnetic aura, Stoner Cancer. It could be your noticeable confidence, or your tangible positive vibe, but you will emit an undeniable radiance. You should use this influence to help to foster calm and peace to those nearest you. Sharing is caring, Stoner Cancer. Whether this means inviting friends over to break in your newly acquired water pipe and share in a plethora of munchies. Or, being there with a freshly rolled joint and an open ear for a family member who needs a listening ear. You are in a special position to help those around, so perhaps the best advice is simply to remember to, ‘share the love.’

Leo September 2017

Stoner Leo, the September time period will be joyous and productive. Only one planetary position could trip you up on your way to ruling your pride with grace and efficiency. More about that later. The cosmic key to unlocking the blessings of the universe will be to submerge yourself within your pride. Proactive social work and play will position the stoner Leo for success and happiness. Progress in both spheres, work and love, will require the stoner Leo to sprout wings and zip around like a social butterfly instead of a ruling lion. Break out the travel pipe stoner Leo, it’s time to take this smoke show on the road!

Stoner Leo, have you been contemplating starting your own business or taking on an advanced project at work? September will prove to be a productive month to this end. Inspiration, help, and assistance can be found out among your fellow cosmic astronauts. This also can be said of love and companionship. Getting out and putting yourself in position is half the battle toward increasing the size of your smoke circle. A bright and energetic meditative smoke session with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will help understand the commingling of your work and love sphere during the September time period. Spark one up, crank up the tunes, and get your house in order before you strike out into the world. You see stoner Leo, a networking event or a concert event both could have equal impact in opposition or correlation with their intended purpose. In other words, whether it be a networking business event or fun festival, each could impact the spheres of love and work even if the intention is not present.

There is one aspect that could derail your success. It is said that stoner Leo’s are unapologetically selfish lions. This characteristic could hamper your productivity and progress during the September time period. Specific meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should allow you to see through this blessed protective veil. The Indica species of the sacred herb in particular can aid insight into coworker’s and loved one’s plight in life. Empathy and perspective toward your fellow cosmic travelers will aid your missions in the September time period stoner Leo. And in the end, this would actually serve your self interests you clever lion.

Libra September 2017

Stoner Libra, the September time period will be in sharp contrast to the ZING of August. Planetary supporters are tired from your exuberant August time period. Thus you will be floating through the cosmos under your own power and guidance. Yes, your fate is in your own hands stoner Libra. Your efforts, not the stars or planets will guide your progress.

Energy, ideas, and effort will be the key to September stoner Libra. Avoid the Indica species of the sacred herb. Couch lock or complacency could be disastrous to progress. Meditative smoke sessions with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will provide the energy and ideas to propel you forward during a stagnant time.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst on the work front stoner Libra. The stagnation of September will give way mid month to a flurry of activity. The energetic work you put in initially will pay off throughout the month. However, keep in mind that the benefit or arena in the work-space may not be of a traditional sense. You’ve had these creative ideas in the past. September could be the month to put a plan in action to set out on your own adventure in commerce. This is not to say a change of occupation will occur, but now is the time to let those creative juices guide you down your own path. Perhaps that new business with cannabis companions is what will drive you in September.

Lack of planetary influence will actually benefit the stoner Libra in matters of the heart and companionship. Stagnation will actually provide a peace and calm rarely felt. This is the perfect time to solidify and enhance relationships with family. What can be better than blowing clouds with the ones you hold most dear? This may not be an expansive time for your inner smoke circle, but the quality of your adventures with cannabis companions will be enriching and fulfilling.

Pisces September 2017

As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies to invest on having just a little bit more fun before autumn arrives. If somehow you do find yourself stressing over any particular issue, take a moment and spend some time with your favorite piece, it may just be the remedy and reminder that helps you realize your own inner peace.

Once you have taken the necessary steps to get yourself grounded, you will be a great source of support to those around you. Co-workers will notice your increased abilities to rise to the occasion, and to rise above the fray. The best approach to challenges that might require creative solutions will be to team up with your peers. Perhaps, outside the workplace, workers can get together under more relaxed settings and share a bowl and share ideas. While this would mean working off the clock, it could help to inspire a better sense of camaraderie and the opportunities to come up with novel approaches to old problems.

You should feel confident, Stoner Pisces, that whatever path you find yourself on, you will ultimately reach your final destination. With that being said, it will be okay if you decide to do a little trail-blazing of your own, and blaze one up in uncharted territory. However, it will be advised that you use the buddy system if embarking upon unexpected adventures. Firstly, it is much nicer to be able to share that sacred herb with our stoner friends. But, more importantly, it is always good to have a friendly pair of hands to help us back to our feet, if we do stumble along the way.

Scorpio September 2017

Stoner Scorpio, if you had any reservations during summer about undertaking new adventures or expeditions, the beginning of fall will be the time to take the leap. The coming of the new season will be an excellent opportunity to take the chances on prospects you might have been wary of. It is not guaranteed that everything will proceed precisely according to your plans, but rest assured that your odds of success are at an all time high. However, it is advised that you keep your loftiest enterprises to your most inner smoking circle. It is with these people that you will be best able to be open with and collaborate on expanding your new ideas. Bring out those blossoming, sativa-dominant strains and let the creativity continue to flow.

In contrast, when it comes to the work sphere, it may be advised to stick to methods that have already been proven to produce results. While in personal and home life, you could benefit from thinking outside the box, at work it will be best to approach difficult tasks with tools that have been used before. It is recommended that we leave our smoking tools in their safe place, at home. Communication will be key to achieving the workplace goals, and any additional cannabis inspired confusion will only prolong your success.

It has been said before that, ‘teamwork will make the dream work,’ Stoner Scorpio. This September, this will be good advice to follow. While those nearest to you may look to you for guidance, it will be very important that you listen to the ideas that you are offered–especially if you and your partners in chronic are pursuing a common goal. The universe is sending good vibes and optimistic circumstances in your direction. As long as you are able to remain grounded while being surrounded by such good fortune, you and your closest buds will be sure to harvest the very substantial benefits.

Taurus September 2017

Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will be clearly separated in September.

On the work front, this aspect of life will be like a “choose your own adventure” story. So many opportunities and possibilities will unfold in front of you, that it may seem confusing at times which direction to take. Stoner Taurus, this is where logic and contemplative analysis must take precedence before you rush into any decisions. The largest concern in this stage is being overwhelmed and avoiding any decision. Inaction can be more dangerous than making the wrong choice.

On the romantic front, this aspect of life will be more ambiguous. Logic and contemplation will give way to emotion in matters of love. This may seem natural or obvious, but the key to the September time period will be to allow your emotion and feelings to drive your desires. Even with a logical conclusion and tact, fate will dominate the stoner Taurus in matters of love in the first fall time period. Thus, guttural instinct and emotion could be your guiding light.

I am not finding any direct advice and inspiration regarding the sacred herb or meditative smoke sessions for you this month stoner Taurus. Each individual is unique and the way you interact with the sacred herb is very personal. Due to the duality of your planetary alignment, you must decide which aspect of your life could benefit the most from meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Will it help you with choice and analysis or will it help you with emotion and relinquishing control? Perhaps September will be a great time for a tolerance break. You know yourself, act accordingly.

Virgo September 2017

Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of the universe and our human planetary connection cannot be broken. But alas survival was assured, and you can continue your astronautical adventure on Earth untethered to the dreaded Mercury retrograde.

Early in the month of September, take the restrictive reigns off your cannabis pipe stoner Virgo. Make plans to set time aside for a deep healing meditative smoke session. Take time to focus on your body and emotional stability. A wonderfully peaceful yoga session with the sacred herb can cleanse the body and soul. Be sure to bring plenty of water for this detoxifying smoke session. For those stoner Virgo’s not hip with yoga, please understand that calm secluded stretching is all we are discussing. All stoner Virgos deserve this personal time of rest and contemplation after the August time period.

It’s time to get back on track stoner Virgo. There will be no particular planetary influence in the September time period. However, this stagnant condition may seem like a blessing from the universe after the cosmically chaotic month of August. Now is the time to focus on yourself. Find your confidence in decision making once again. Ambitious expectations should be tempered during this time period as healing and stability should be the goal. Areas of love and work will all fall under the same influence. Attentive, assertive, and positive decision making is the key to regaining your virginal mojo after the ravaging of Mercury.

Sagittarius September 2017

What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who partake of the sacred herb as, ‘lazy stoners,’ you will have the opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. One might say, however, that you are on a next level grind. As long as you pencil in time dedicated to burning one down, you will be more than ready to keep up a very busy calendar.

Whether your approach is to tackle tasks one at a time, or whether you prefer to move around between multiple projects, you will get everything done if you maintain an upbeat momentum. When at work, you may benefit by pursuing your passions. That is to say, it will be okay if you focus on the to-dos that you are most interested in first. By beginning with those tasks that most intrigue and inspire, you can build up your energies for later undertakings that you might not have originally been as excited about, but will later seem less daunting.

While the hours of sunlight shorten and as summer dwindles, you may be surprised to find that your closest relationships will flourish and experience unexpected growth. Regardless of whether you are a Stoner Sag rolling solo, or have found your soulmate or particular partner, your interpersonal connections will prosper. Use this time of fortune for building the foundation for future prosperity. Some say that stoners are prone to forgetting…well, this month, pack a bowl and pass it around. You will be certain to create positive memories that will be remembered for a long time to come.

Gemini September 2017

Stoner Gemini the first month of fall will be an exciting time for you. Blessings from the cosmos will be quite supportive on all levels. You will only be bound by your own vision and limitations. Creativity and action will be rewarded with assured success and impact.

Be bold stoner Gemini! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self belief and internal confidence. Are you familiar with The Secret stoner Gemini? To an extreme this philosophy is a complete farce, but the base elements are key to your success in the September time period. What do you visualize for yourself? Your life path is yours alone to walk, but it is also yours alone to curate. Celestial support is on your side in September. All possibilities that you can imagine are possible for you to manifest stoner Gemini. All grand visions require work and attention, but creativity and self belief are the foundation of a great adventure. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help draw these internal ambitions and aspirations out, but action and resolve will be required to fully manifest your dreams.

Action! Yes, you have the celestial support to achieve your dreams, but this manifestation will not become actualization without hard work and consistent effort. Stoner Gemini, you must take the resolution of self belief and internal confidence and apply it to the physical world. Your mantra in the September time period should be #CantStopWontStop.

You will find that positive action will have positive impact in all spheres of life. The work and creative sphere will garner the most attention, but you will find this renewed self belief and internal confidence will impact your cannabis companions and loved ones as well. Do not shrink from a challenge or pivotal decision. With creativity, integrity, honesty, and hard work you will be able to mold your life into the form you desire.