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Gemini July 2018

Stoner Gemini, the main theme this month will be teamwork in both the personal sphere and the workplace. If you pool your resources with your closest cannabis companions, everyone will have the tools to make something beautiful grow. July will be an amazingly busy period. It will be a time of historical progress, but it is your responsibility to take full advantage of these opportunities when they come.

While you will accomplish most of your projects as part of a team, it will be important to set aside time to toke alone. It can be easy to overlook your spiritual needs when you are in a state of constant motion. Make sure you stock up on good greens early in the month. Although you will be constantly grinding, their will be plenty of opportunities to take much needed time to meditate or unwind with a bowl of the sacred herb.

Maybe you have been eyeing a more advanced position or one of leadership at work. Stop waiting! Now is the ideal season to venture into new realms of responsibility. You have a keen eye for identifying a person’s strengths; this includes your own, Stoner Gemini. With everyone focused on their particular area of expertise, there will be no obstacles you and the crew cannot overcome. Sometimes it is not force that is required to get the job done, but simply a creative approach you haven’t tried before. Sharing a bowl of herbal inspiration with your coworkers can help everyone to take a step back and avoid over analyzing.

In the area of relationships, now will be the time to make some potentially tough decisions. Stoner Geminis who are coupled may be faced with the difficult task of whether or not to end their current relationship. This choice, although substantial, is fairly simple: Do you see potential for future growth? If not, then it is better to change course and avoid wasting efforts trying to nurture a garden that has little promise of bearing fruit. Both parties should be in a position to help each other accomplish their individual goals. Remember, it is a more efficient use of energy to grow together, instead of competing for limited resources.

Gemini June 2018

The theme of this month, Stoner Gemini, will be balance. You may struggle early in the month to balance your social calendar with time to focus on your inner peace. But, remember Stoner Gemini, you know yourself best. No one can force you to do anything you don’t want to. You may feel the need to sneak off by yourself to your favorite smoke spot to meditate and medicate with the sacred herb. There will also be opportunities to be a part of a massive smoke circle, which will be the sustenance the soul needs. Don’t worry though, you will quickly find your groove and the rest of summer will be good times and good vibes for you and all your cannabis crew.

With regards to work, it will be imperative you keep your attention on the big picture, Stoner Gemini. Don’t worry about the little things. Enlist the help of coworkers in tackling the tedious tasks. Your efforts will be better used in a creative capacity. Freeing up mental bandwidth will allow you the opportunity to overcome greater obstacles and improve the business’s bottom line. When your not grinding at the nine-to-five, spend down time resting and recuperating. Expand your mind with an inspiring and uplifting sativa. Or, unwind after a long day’s work by puffing on a relaxing indica-dominant strain.

By taking a holistic approach, addressing the needs of the mind and the body, you will show skeptics you can do both: work hard and smoke tough. Paying a little more attention to one’s health never hurt anyone, Stoner Gemini. This investment will have noticeable returns that are sure to materialize quickly. In addition to having more energy to get work done, you will have plenty in the reserve tank to pursue your own adventures outside of the work sphere.

Some might call you a lazy stoner; but how wrong some people can be? This June you will be miles away from the couch. While others are busy making assumptions, you will be out blazing your own path: Discovering new places for your midnight toking, and meeting new people to invite to the next smoke session.

Gemini May 2018

Stoner Gemini your evil twin may pop their head up more than usual in May. Swirling cosmic winds will lead to dynamic emotional swings. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Acknowledgement of difficult situations or problems and striving for a balance in body and spirit, will keep you upright and moving forward. Take time to create a cannabis toolkit for May. Sometimes you will need to chill out with a deep Indica strain. Other times an energetic Sativa will be the key to unlock a positive adventure. It will be important to mentally adjust to a changing environment versus becoming overwhelmed by it.

Last month was all about planning and seizing opportunities for self improvement. Continuation of this theme is important in May. You may lack the inspiration of idea creation this month, but the lists and ideas from last month should be front and center now. There is a danger of time slipping away stoner Gemini. Use the ideas and to-dos from last month to drive your motivation this month. Allow your former energetic self to guide your current self. Don’t let them down!

A partner in chronic may piss you off or hurt your feelings. This can be an explosive situation, but only if you let it stoner Gemini. Often, time and contemplation will lead to understanding and a more thoughtful perspective. You are in charge of your emotional reaction, not the circumstance.

Working with cannabis companions toward a common goal will bring happiness and success. Cosmic winds favor a team effort. It’s time to put that smoke circle to work! Nothing bands terrestrial astronauts like a common goal and a clear mission. We live in a wonderful world where there are collaborative opportunities in a variety of communities. Whether your smoke circle resides in your neighborhood or your social network, bonding with your cannabis companions will be rewarding for you and the collective.

Gemini April 2018

Stoner Gemini, this month is not about how fast you go, but how far.  Do not be disappointed by the fact you are not likely to embark on any grand journey across the universe.  It is more likely you will travel along more familiar roads, but you will get to see them in completely new and unexpected ways.  April is the time to delve deeper down the rabbit hole and explore what you thought was familiar. Perhaps you have an interest you have never invested time in, or a hobby you’ve wanted to turn into a craft.   But you were held back because others thought it was “alternative.” Pursue your passions! Whether it’s practicing your painting, getting creative with clay, participating in cannabis activism, or chopping it up in the kitchen, your journey will be in self exploration.  

With regards to the sphere of work, the important thing is to keep your “eyes on the prize.”  It is easy to become sidetracked by the promise of the next prospect. Especially when your current project becomes tedious or littered with obstacles.  But, under no circumstances should you rush a project to completion simply to see it done. You, and all of your teammates will benefit when the job is done right, not quickly.  As long as you stay focused on the task at hand, there will be plenty of time to relax and celebrate your accomplishments. If you pace yourself and prioritize your to do list, you can do it all Stoner Gemini.

Although you may not find yourself going a hundred miles a minute, you will cover a lot of ground this month.  It is recommended you use the buddy system when possible, because you are surrounded by amazing people who offer fresh perspectives and much to learn.  The key is to keep it to a slow burn. Celebrate the “little wins” and share in the success of the group. Remember even the greatest bud begins as a tiny seed.  Pay close attention to the tasks that require your nurturing; you and your partners in chronic are sure to produce lasting accomplishments.

Gemini March 2018

Stoner Gemini, as we progress toward the coming spring months and all the warmth and new growth they promise, it will be important to focus on the transformations happening within you. The best investment you can make of your energies is to strive towards striking a balance between your inner workings and your outer surroundings. Maintaining this delicate equilibrium is important as leaning too far in any particular direction may result in unnecessary setbacks in others. This does not mean every facet should be given equal attention, but rather each area should be allotted what is required for desired growth. Whatever can be done to help to align your chakras will be efforts well spent. This might mean meditating with just you, yourself, and mary jane. It could be gathering with the ganja and your closest buds to talk about life, the universe, and everything. You know best Stoner Gem, what is needed to bring you peace.

While March ushers in the Spring season and everything around you will be rapidly changing, it is crucial for you to maintain a steady and sustainable pace. You will certainly be grinding hard to achieve your goals, but don’t forget to make time to grind a fresh green bowl and reflect upon your successes. But, in the same vein, do not allow your accelerated pace to be the reason you experience accidents that were necessarily avoidable. This is to say, Stoner Gemini, you are skilled and capable of achieving your current goals, just don’t let your hubris be the very reason for your hardships. Whether you are your own boss, or are working your way up the ladder of success, you will have opportunities this month to invoke and implement new and creative approaches to the obstacle you encounter. Be sure to use these tasks to their greatest potential and show critics and supporters alike all you are more than capable of.

With regards to the romantic front, all will be peaceful if you allow it to be. This means it will be important to not create problems where there are none. At first this sounds obvious, but sometimes you are prone to overanalyzing the situation, Stoner Gemini. What is sometimes needed is a step back or a second glance. What initially seems daunting may appear less detrimental when you allow yourself the time to see the situation from a different angle. Do not be afraid to share these concerns with your canna-companion or those dearest to you. Remember that there is little that cannot be overcome by sharing a peace pipe filled with cannabis and the willingness to have an open and honest conversation.

Gemini February 2018

During the month of February, Stoner Geminis should expect the unexpected. Although we are not yet to Spring and all the new growth it brings, this month can be a time of radical rebirth. It could be as simple as getting new threads and rethinking your wardrobe, or perhaps you have your sights on more drastic transformations. You may have had an idea for a new adventure or endeavor planned for a long time, but fear of what others would think of your decisions has held you back. Know you have much more important things to worry about than what others’ opinions of you might be. Critics will always have something to say, Stoner Gemini, so don’t waste precious energy stressing over things you can’t control. Instead, invest in yourself! You will find endless opportunities to express your more creative side, take advantage of as many as possible. Spend time meditating on the tasks you want to accomplish and the changes you want to create. With a little help from the sacred herb you will reach new insights that are certain to take you to new heights and inspire a sense of well being you’ve not felt in a long while.

When it comes to your professional life it is advised you proceed with caution. Unlike the wild and exciting change you can expect to experience in your personal life, it will be important to be more deliberate and focused in your work sphere. What you want to achieve at work is progress. Remember, not all change is for the better, the decisions you make may have long lasting consequences, so you want to ensure your efforts help to move you towards your goals. The important thing is to remain optimistic, do not get discouraged when projects do not go exactly according to plan. Sometimes failure is simply there to better prepare us for when future opportunities present themselves. If you do find your spirits diminishing, take a break. A couple stress relieving tokes in the evening hours might just be the perfect remedy to a hard day’s work. While a little herbal pick-me-up can prove refreshing and revitalizing, take everything in moderation. It will serve you well to relax when time permits, as long as it is with the intention of recouping for your return to the grind.

Do not be surprised if tensions on the homefront run a little high, Stoner Gemini, this is to be expected. It will take time for your friends and family to adjust to the new you, but know they will come around. Be sure to keep the peace pipe handy to help ease any of these times of potential strain. Remember, those who smoke together, stay together. There is nothing quite like sharing a little kind bud with the best buds to help to forget your worries and focus on what’s important–your friends.

Gemini January 2018

Get out the Smokin Js papers stoner Gemini, the start to 2018 will be a slow burn. Of course life is what you make it, and there will be opportunities for adventure. However, cosmic alignments favor the contemplative twin versus the bold. Meditative smoke sessions during the month should focus on comfort and warmth. A nice deep Indica strain will suit you nicely for January.

Both the work and personal spheres are tied together this month stoner Gemini. You can accomplish a lot within a period of inaction. Now is the time to plan the moves of 2018! Important decisions and actions related to work and your personal life should be put off until a more optimal planetary position supports your endeavors. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t place great effort into the discovery of what those future actions will look like.

Michelle Sandlin said, “There is no greater journey than the one that you must take to discover all of the mysteries that lie within you.” Stoner Gemini now is the time to dive deep within yourself. As the universe provides protection within a warm comfortable place of solitude, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should be used to discover more about yourself. Often there are many facts beyond our perspective. Understanding, and more importantly acknowledging, the perspective of others is key to cosmic contentment. Often you may be guided by your emotions. Acting too quickly on emotion can cause embarrassment or pain. Understanding yourself, and trusting your position in relation to others will sooth sharp points of anxiety and emotion.

Stoner Gemini, mining for golden insight within your soul can be exhausting. Take time this month to turn your cozy confines into a creative safe space. Spark one up and let your passion come to the forefront. Creating something that is original and personal will help you with the winding road of personal growth. In the future you will look back at January as a month you created a basis for success.

Gemini December 2017

Stoner Gemini the December time period will be a beautiful transformation for you. As you shed the skin of past experiences and emotions, you will emerge a more beautiful and developed human. As with all transformations, there will be some work to shed the old skin.

Be prepared stoner Gemini, the month of December starts out with a critical phase. Your cleansing opportunity will come with the full moon on December 3rd. Smoke about it before the big day. A meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will help you reach clarity on past experiences that you wish to shed to move forward. This can be an emotional experience, but leaning into this exercise with a deep Indica strain will help draw out the hidden feelings you may have pushed away. This preparation will be key to deep and healing conversations you will have during the full moon cleansing. The most important aspect of this stage is to come out with the toxins of the past firmly cleansed. Moving forward with a blank slate and love in your heart will allow you to become a better version of yourself.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Gemini. This emotional dump may be difficult at the time, but it will leave you energized and excited about relationships moving forward. And boy will there be opportunities in December! Fresh, rejuvenated, and with a warm cosmic breeze at your back look to expand your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the positivity joint down the line to your fellow cosmic astronauts. It will be sure to come back around with love and companionship.

Fortunately the universe has blessed you with less drama and tasks in the work sphere. Work efficiency will be high in December. Toke time to organize your mental and office work space to take advantage of this positive cosmic blessing. The less cluttered you are with your tasks and projects, the more you will be free to dance December away.

Gemini November 2017

Stoner Gemini the November time period will bring great joy to your creative soul. That is, if you allow it. Cosmic influences will bring a warm tailwind in the direction of passion and creativity for the stoner Gemini. This will require you to take time for yourself in the final fall month. What is your passion stoner Gemini? We terrestrial cosmonauts have so many creative outlets, but so often it is difficult to pour the sands of time into our passion. Whether it be writing, growing your favorite sacred herb, painting, graphic design, or even throwing clay, November is the time to feed your passion.

Do you know how important you are stoner Gemini? So often you may not get credit from your inner smoke circle, but you are the glue that bonds your cannabis companions together. Your services will be required once again in November. You will be the Clark Kent of your smoke circle stoner Gemini. Solving problems, organizing events, supplying the green at a dry party, yes stoner Gemini you will be there to save the day. But like Clark Kent, you must remain the mind mannered link between your cannabis companions without seeking credit or requiring acknowledgment..

Tis the season for holiday spending stoner Gemini. Be forewarned that overindulgence can cause hardships later in the holidays. It’s time to take account of your spending and budget for this gift giving season. Yes, stoner Gemini, this budget must include your spending on the sweet green. In order to spend the green on Black Friday you have to monitor how much you spend on the kind green. On the 25th there will be a cleansing full moon. This moon will offer an opportunity to start fresh for the coming month. This is one day after Black Friday. You must be prepared and budgeted for spending before the cleansing moon or else you will risk carrying negativity into the next time period.

Gemini October 2017

Stoner Gemini October has many treats in store for you. Cosmic winds of change will fill your sails in the second fall month. These cosmic influences will not be a head wind, but the necessary energy to get you into the correct alignment with the universe. Please understand stoner Gemini, with full sails you will travel great distances. You will end up nowhere near where you start the month of October.

You may start the month with an unsettled feeling stoner Gemini. The moon will be bright early in the month. Much like the werewolf, the stoner Gemini will go through an amazing transformation near the full moon. But this isn’t an evil spirit, it may be your wild twin coming out to play. Embrace the energetic power and seek a smoke circle under the stars. Let loose and howl among your cannabis companions. You are sure to meet new kind cosmic astronauts and celebrate with true joy in your heart.

After the excitement of the full moon and the energy of the beginning of the month, it will be time to slow down and become more contemplative. ‘Transition’ should be the focus of a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb at the mid month point. Your sign will be traveling from support within the sphere of personal relationships to support within the sphere of work and responsibility. Don’t fret stoner Gemini, this is all within your universal plan.

Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself.” The mid month meditative smoke session should be quite revealing for the stoner Gemini. Listen to your inner voice. There is no better source of information than your internal spirit. As you come under the influence of a new planetary alignment, focusing on yourself and your inner needs will be key to success on your transitionary journey. Perhaps all this howling at the moon has left your body strained and a renewed effort to heal and strengthen your cosmic space suit will be revealed.