The planetary alignment will be in good favor for the stoner Capricorn this March. You can expect the cosmos to be supportive in most situations, but not necessarily impactful. The stars can light your path, but not have a particular path laid out; you are ultimately responsible for all final decisions. Thus, everything in the end is up to you, not fate. Because of this, confidence will be crucial for a smooth and successful month. To ensure proper Chakra alignment, weekly meditative smoke sessions are highly recommended. Toking time to breathe in the sacred herb will provide a safe setting to help overcome fears and insecurities, which can cause self doubt. Working out the negative vibrations on the front end, will pave the way for greater positive decision making throughout the month.
Stay steadfast stoner Capricorn; you have everything it takes to progress already inside of you. Execution will rely upon your ability to stay steady on the grind. Do you have a side hustle? Perhaps there is a business idea you’ve been hesitant to pursue? With the changing season upon you, now is the time to spring into action. Whether it is revisiting past endeavors, or time to turn a passion into a lucrative business prospect, March is a great period for a potential small business start-up. Even If you feel like your confidence is lacking, it is a good time to take a chance on what makes you tick, and what makes you toke.
Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or one of two peas in a stoney pod, romantic decisions and desires should be solidly contemplated. You can avoid unnecessary entanglements and confrontations by fully examining the threads which tie you and others together. Every connection is a seed planted that can potentially blossom into a budding relationship, whether it be romantic or platonic. Avoid getting entangled in needless conflicts by giving the appropriate care and nutrients needed to nurture healthy growth. Invest your efforts into pulling up the weeds stoner Capricorn, and you will have more energy to invest into a greener garden.
Stoner Capricorns can expect February to be an amazingly expansive period; a time of monumental metamorphosis! Many meditative smoke sessions are recommended in the first days of the new month. Make a serious effort to ensure you have solitude during these marijuana musings. Cannabis companions, coworkers, and your best buds can be welcomed sounding boards when you need to think out loud, but they cannot help you with the esoteric challenges of the period. Ideas, solutions and your internal direction should be contemplated, and ultimately implemented by you, and you alone stoner Capricorn.
Look around you. If you do not like your surroundings, look back and examine the path you took to get where you are. You can never go back in time, but by understanding the past, you can better prepare for the future. A contemplative staycation with the sacred herb should be fit into your schedule this month. You do not need to travel far in order to let your mind wander. Consuming your favorite kind of cannabis from the safety of your own couch can help to lift the spirits and elevate the mind. From this elevated perspective, you will have a better vantage point to see further down the smokey path ahead. New visions and clear goals will start to appear on the horizon. How far and how high your journey takes you can only be hindered by the limits you put on your own imagination.
This month work should be approached like a well rolled joint: A slow and steady burn, one puff at a time. Take your time with each individual project and watch tasks on your to-do list get steadily crossed off. Your biggest responsibility at work will be to show up. This doesn’t mean you should slack or put off tasks until later, just stay focused and be present for every endeavor. Your higher-ups will definitely take notice of your grind. It is advised to keep your pipe time and productivity time separate. You can expect a relatively easy time at work; however a hazy brain will cause unnecessary setbacks. Save yourself time and effort repairing projects by doing them right the first time.
Stoner Capricorn do you feel the excitement in the air as the strong cosmic winds start to gust? These winds of change will fill your sails and send you flying ahead to your goals this January! Be forewarned, you must balance yourself to attain these dreams. Both confidence and emotional stability are required to make the seeds of dreams become flowers of reality.
Though your comfort zone might be scaling the peaks of life, this month calls for the stoner Capricorn to take a deep, personal, meditative dive. Explore the depths of yourself with the assistance of the sacred herb. You are in search of your true direction. Progress cannot be made without direction; therefore, this must happen before you can step in full stride towards progress.
Stoner Capricorn the universe works in mysterious ways, as you’re likely all too familiar with. As such, you may receive an unexpected financial bonus this month. The ‘why’ doesn’t matter quite as much as the ‘how’; and the ‘how’ is your spirit in the matter. Your outlook and attitude matters in moments of triumph equally to moments of complication. Victories big or small should be celebrated, just as losses should be contemplated. If you find yourself capable, there’s an entire smoke circle that would be eternally grateful for your generosity of spirit. And don’t forget, everything always comes around full circle!
In the stoner Capricorn’s personal sphere, the theme of the month most definitely applies. The progress you seek doesn’t stop at business or finance alone! This is a wonderful time to heal old wounds, or tear down old walls. These obstacles you have created now hinder rather than help, obscuring your true form from the world. The universe gives us exactly what we need, exactly when we need it. All you have to do is accept it, and put in the leg work. Ah, but remember the meditative smoke session. Personal balance and true internal intentions must be known before the stoner Capricorn can ride that cosmic current toward progress.
Stoner Capricorn the choice is yours in December: Rise with the sun in the morning or sleep in ‘til noon. The sun will crest the mountain’s peak either way, just as it has and just as it will. Some things in life are outside of our control and sphere of influence. December will bring obstacles that are just that. It is paramount that you contemplate these dilemmas, but do not try to solve them. Instead, the stoner Capricorn should focus on solving problems they can take on directly. Keep it simple this month. Act when you see an obstacle you can directly conquer; such as cleaning that dingy bong before your smoke circle assembles for a session!
Task mastery and communication will be the keys to your success this December. Achievement will be directly correlated to the accomplishment of tasks, and there will be plenty. Assistance can be found with coworkers and canna-buddies alike, but only if they receive clear communication. After lining up tasks and knocking them down, don’t forget to toke a moment for a celebratory smoke in appreciation. Celebrate the achievement and those that helped make it happen.
Stoner Capricorn you may find yourself with the seasonal itch to spend money. Generosity of spirit is a wonderful thing, but be mindful of your budget. Now isn’t the time to deplete your assets, but rather the time to save for the future! You’ll find that many aspects of December are building for future periods. Don’t give in to societal pressures, instead find resolution in your future plans.
While getting frosty with your loved ones this month, your internal feelings will guide you through any emotional obstacles you encounter. It is vital that you listen to your heart stoner Capricorn; especially in moments of love. If you get in close enough, you may even be able to listen to their heart. Be gentle and kind. If you’re ever in doubt, just be the best friend or partner you can be, unequivocally.
Stoner Capricorn this November the cosmos may offer an abundance of opportunity. But going to the cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet will leave you fat and lethargic. Trust your gut instincts, don’t fill your stomach. Leaning on your emotional third eye will suit you well sorting through the cosmic opportunities of November. A firm bond with your inner guide will suit you well. Early in the month toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb focused on internal drive and direction. A well tuned stoner Capricorn will reap the most rewards from this period.
Stoner Capricorns on the free agent roller coaster may get a little bored with the usual twists and turns. Just make sure your seat belt is fastened before you look to switch rides. The current planetary alignment will not bless moving on to new projects until all the t’s are crossed and i’s are dotted; or maybe until all the plants are watered and the herb is ground.
Those stoner Rams stuck on the corporate hill of our economic mountain will find increased energy from this cosmos. Be forewarned stoner Capricorn, you can’t eat every dish at the buffet, no matter how stoned you get. You will have to pick from the menu of options presented to you. Take time for a meditative smoke session focused on your third eye. What does your internal guide want to do with this energy and opportunity? Self improvement, continued education, skill training will all be options, but trying them all will zap your energy and opportunity.
Stoner Capricorn let’s think of your smoke circle as a cannabis plant. You’ve grown your circle into a strong plant with many leaves, but only love can make it flower. A cannabis companion may need you this month. Not in physical presence, but in emotional support. Giving your whole self to your thriving plant will create the love necessary for full flowering. From seed to flower, you have what it takes to cultivate a budding companion.
Stoner Capricorn ….. You got this! While others are hunkering down for the cold weather of the fall season, you are still pushing to make the most of the shrinking days of sunlight. Trust in yourself stoner Capricorn. Trust you will have the juju to make it through even the most hazy weather. Enjoy the sacred herb when you can, there should be plenty of opportunity to do so. But be ready to grind hard when the smoke clouds clear.
Trust your instincts! You’re in the zone, and your positivity is sure to be passed around in your smoke circle. Your chakras are aligned and the stars have your back. Be confident in your assessments of what each situation requires of you. As long as you are willing to put in the work, you will continue to see positive returns on your investment. Just be sure to make time for those much needed meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Although you may feel like you are on cloud nine, it will take a little bit of herbal inspiration to keep those spirits high.
When it comes to the work sphere, stick to the plan stoner Capricorn. You have spent the summer months preparing for the down times, but in reality there is nothing slower about the fall season. All energy should be spent on solving anticipated problems, not dwelling on them. As long as you implement your efforts into creating solutions, you will be able to make it back to the intended path of prosperity.
While the best advice is to trust your gut response, be sure you give each situation thorough consideration. Confidence is key, stoner Capricorn, but arrogance could be your downfall when it comes to cannabis companions. Remember to stay humble, but keep that sticky green at the ready. It will help you stay grounded. It’s okay to keep our head in the clouds; it’s how we keep our dreams alive. But you will go further if you remain steadfast and focused on the journey ahead.
Stoner Capricorn this first month of fall is similar to clay, shape it as you see fit! However, be forewarned, cosmic support will come and go like waves crashing against a shoreline. To counter this cosmic conundrum, remember to trust your instincts. Use your head, but always listen to your gut. Be confident and trust yourself stoner Capricorn!
Confidence is key to positive outcomes this month. The world turns, the sun rises & falls, and tides ebb & flow. These things are given in our terrestrial reality. However, only you have the knowledge and power to bring the best of yourself forward. Meditative smoke sessions focused on trust and faith in yourself will aid you on this journey. Cannabis companions can help you see the best in you, but only you can manifest this perspective in your reality.
In the work sphere it is vital that you stay active. Keep pressing, but do not rush any aspect this month. A steady, thoughtful pace will see you through your days. Prior smoke sessions with the sacred herb in earlier months to gain perspective come into play now. The expansion of your work sphere, whether in pay or position is possible, but it must be carefully thought out and planned. It’s time to get those third eye daydreams down on paper!
September pledges more bright and exciting experiences in love, stoner Capricorn. Soak up the extra energy and positive vibes from the transitioning late summer sun. Press at work, but don’t press at love. Single Capricorns should strive to find enjoyment within their current relationship status. That could mean flirting to your heart’s content, or taking a moment to truly love and appreciate yourself. Those Capricorns with significant partners in chronic should commit themselves in service to family. Rewards from this will be bountiful, and no energy will be wasted. What a wonderful trade off if you ask me. Stay lifted stoner Capricorn … #Enjoy.
Stoner Capricorn the final summer month will require patience and a firm grasp of your limitations. Cosmic influences will be flip-flopped in August. This reversal of support might leave you upside down at times during the month. The sacred herb can be used to soothe and calm these moments of anxiety. In the end, this flip-flopped reversal of cosmic support could bring unexpected positive aspects to your personal sphere.
It will be better to become a fly on the wall at work this month stoner Capricorn. Knowledge and progress can be gained through observation. Apply a deep Indica strain to the situation. Viewing your work sphere from a contemplative perspective will provide the key to breakthroughs in future time periods. Perspective is the operating word here. By floating high above the work sphere you may see obstacles from a different vantage point. In the end, the practice of observation will help you work smarter not harder.
Adventures in love promise to be dynamic for single Capricorns in August. Humans will float in and out of your personal sphere like beautiful butterflies. Success with these fluttering and flirting new acquaintances only hinges on what lies within you my lovely stoner Capricorn. Be true to yourself and your inner voice. Everything will work out. Puff puff pass the stress, pressure, and expectations. Enjoy the moments dancing with these butterflies. Even if the song ends and your smoke circle runs dry, be sure to savor those moments of excitement. For stoner Capricorn’s lucky in love, the situation will be much more grounded. Toke time to recognize the ally-ship you enjoy in life. It is this companionship and foundation that will benefit you through emotional stability and advice. Share an herbal medible with your companion and enjoy the sparks of communication and fellowship that result.
Stoner Capricorn the second summer month is sure to bring positivity to your personal sphere. Cosmic support will bring you more in tune with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. All things are possible in July from smoke circle expansion to the excitement of love.
The Moon is usually against your sign in the cosmic grand scheme of things. However, in July there is a counter insurgency that will place the Moon in a positive position. The New Moon on the 13th of July will be a bright marker in the middle of the month. Meditative smoke sessions before the New Moon should focus on love and positivity; not only for others stoner Capricorn, but for yourself in particular. How can new friends and new loves find the best in you if you don’t see it yourself? Keep your sacred herb light and airy. A nice Sativa strain should do the job perfectly. Certainly avoid the potential lethargy of couch lock. This New Moon should bring in a period of new cannabis companions, new love, and a new passion for life.
The current cosmic configuration will also support altruistic endeavors. Volunteerism and charitable passion projects can be a door to meeting like-minded cannabis companions. There is an infectious positive mood that will come from a smoke circle focused on helping others. Puff-puff-pass the positivity stoner Capricorn.
The work sphere will not be affected by the positivity of the Moon’s counter position. But that’s ok. It’s important this month to focus on yourself in the workplace. How long has it been since you have truly assessed your economic options? Fly with the sacred herb and soar high above your position on the terrestrial plane. Seek ways to improve your skill within the workforce. This exercise will have positive impact for the future, whether it be continued education or learning a new job skill,. The most important action in the workplace for July is to avoid office politics. By focusing on yourself, you can leave the water cooler drama to others. With so much activity and positivity in your personal sphere, the gears of the economic grind should all function smoothly in July.
I’m not one to talk about fate and destiny stoner Capricorn. But we can all agree that there are moments in life that we arrive at a destination regardless of the decisions or actions we took along the path. The first summer month will require a bit of trust and faith in your path. Positive cosmic support is strong for the stoner Capricorn, but your impact on situations may be diminished.
Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on your connection to the universe and trust in your path. June will be a month where you need to go with the flow. The flow of time and life is going to happen regardless of your ambitions and fears, so you might as well buckle in and enjoy the ride. Don’t push for a certain result or the opposite might unfold.
So what is left to do if you can’t push for your desired outcome? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find inner peace and relaxation. Try to tune into your universal support. The mile markers and sign posts will come to you from within instead of in the physical world. However, it’s the first month of summer. Get out and enjoy mother nature. Relaxation isn’t the same thing as complacency. A vigorous hike to a secret smoke spot, or a refreshing swim in a body of water can be soothing and good for the soul. And what could be better than going on these adventures with your cannabis companions? Focus on your instincts and guidance from your third eye during your meditative smoke sessions. Find the right moments for activity for the soul and reparative relaxation for your mind and body.
The old fable of the tortoise and the hare is a good analogy for the work sphere in June. Do not push yourself for maximum effort this month! Try as you might, you will end up at the finish line in the same amount of time as with an even pace. Avoid challenging coworkers, bosses, or employees this month. The job will get done the right way in due time. Dramatic situations will surely find you if you seek them through confrontation.