During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.
Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.
As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.
Opportunity knocks in August stoner Cancer. Growth in matters of the heart and spirituality are likely during the final summer month. However, there will be little control you can place on these opportunities. August will be like a picturesque train ride through the country. You could sleep and miss the splendor or look intently at the magical creations of the universe. Don’t be afraid to take a deep dive into meditative smoke sessions during August stoner Cancer. You must be in tune with your third eye to reap the rewards of the cosmic gift placed before you. Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Turn your third eye inward stoner Cancer, and see yourself. I call this introspection without intent. You are not trying to fix, adjust, or analyze anything about yourself. Witness your human and spiritual growth in real time and truly see the perception of your reality. Don’t shy away from what you see. With this insight you will be able to take the steps to nurture growth in the way you want to shape your life.
Are you passionate about your work stoner Cancer? If not you may be out of tune with your universal wave length. You must find time for your true passion to regain balance and harmony. If you are in love with what you do in the workplace, then everybody better get on board. Your efficiency and productivity will be supercharged in the final summer month. Nothing will impede your momentum.
August could be a month where love is in flux. It is most important to value yourself fully at this time. Tough decisions, or even sudden passionate decisions, are more easily decided when you are in balance with yourself and your surroundings. Cannabis companions and loved ones can’t help you with these matters that are so personal to you. Witness yourself and follow the guidance of your third eye. Flux and change can be positive for the growth of a beautiful butterfly.
Stoner Capricorn you may seem like a passenger in the month of August. Watching life unfold without universal blessings to impact your surroundings. This may be your fate, so it will be up to you to make the best of this situation. There is no strain or species of the sacred herb that is recommended or warned against. The one requirement is to use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand the cosmic winds swirling around you while you hold stagnant in the calm center.
Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus more on internal strength than outward progress. Current universal struggles cannot be solved with proactive initiative. This is a time period to allow situations to develop and possibly allow problems to solve themselves. August is a great time to turn your third eye gaze inward towards yourself. What can you do to improve yourself? Your body, mind, and spirit need attention to maintain the quality of life you desire. Perhaps there are dietary changes you have been contemplating. Maybe now is the time to get back on that work out schedule. Yoga and stretching are wonderful tools to aid the body and spirit. Now is the time to find positive tasks to influence yourself stoner Capricorn.
Trust will be required in the August time period. Not trust in others, but trust in yourself and your own intuition. As you see the world unfold in front of you, all the clues and signs will be there to make the best decision for your life path. My vision implores you to go with the flow of the cosmos, but this does not mean to turn a blind eye at the situations developing. Understanding a problem sometimes can be all that is needed to solve it. Sometimes the deepest blessings in life come at you instead of from you.
Stoner Virgo stop! Listen to “Also sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.” This should give you the impact and necessary tone for your August reading. You see stoner Virgo, Mercury is in retrograde for you in the August time period. Perhaps a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb should take place during this reading. You see, August will present a sort of choose-your-own-adventure stoner Virgo.
Please adjust your seat into a full and upright position. Your flesh spacecraft is about to experience turbulence. Mercury retrograde will jam all communication devices. No new adventures should originate during this time period. Be alert and aware during the final summer month. Murphy is clearly in charge and you have no control. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OR stoner Virgo. You can choose the adventure based in logic and reason. You see Mercury in retrograde may be a myth or a pseudoscience built on illogical coincidence and anecdotal experience. Mercury doesn’t ever move backwards! This retrograde term is based entirely on perception. Mercury’s orbit is smaller than Earth’s. And when it speeds passed Earth, it only appears to move backward. This happens about four times a year, and it is occurring now during your sign. I figured a nice logical explanation would be the perfect joint for you to smoke stoner Virgo. When you hear about the dreaded retrograde and your impending doom, please smoke about it and forget about it.
To be on the safe side, or a little paranoid, you should retrace your steps for the year. Toke time to analyze what got you to this point and where you are headed. You will find appreciation in triumphs and potentially discover missed opportunities that propelled you to this point in your astrological timeline. Avoid starting new projects, but begin planning your steps after Mercury has safely passed into another sign’s influence.
During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.
It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.
The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.
Stoner Aquarius, you may find yourself this month with an unexpected feeling of disbelief. But, don’t worry, what you are actually experiencing is amazement at a new found peace you will discover. While at first you may not know exactly how to handle this blessing, the best advice will be to embrace it. Although it will be important to take advantage of this stage in life, it will be equally necessary to stay grounded. While others might pack a bowl or roll one up to escape for a while, you will find that the sacred herb will help remind you of your immediate surroundings. If you are able to find a balance between this time of bliss, and handling business, you can expect to experience success in all of your undertakings.
Whether you have recently started a new job, or you have been in your current career for some time, you should expect an increased confidence in your abilities to accomplish tasks before you. As you become more and more familiar with what is expected from you at work, you will show the higher-ups that your competence should not be question. Seek out and find that sweet smoking sativa, Stoner Aquarius. This will be precisely the lift you will need to keep you in the zone and clearly focused on your goals.
Towards the end of the month, Stoner Aquarius, you might feel yourself slowing down or running out of energy. You do not have to worry about this because your accomplishments will be many and noticeable. And, the good news is that you will have the support of your closest buds. If you find that your mood is lower than you want, know that you can make it higher with a little help from your friends. Whether it’s help finishing a do-it-yourself project, or help finishing a freshly packed bowl, be confident that your loved ones will have your back. Collectively, you and yours will be more than able to conquer all the wonderful surprises summer has in store.
During this first month of summer, Stoner Sagittarius, aim high because the sky is truly the limit. Your greatest aspirations will only be surpassed by your abilities to achieve those dreams. While you begin to gain speed, know that there are no signs showing that you will have to slow down anytime soon. Precisely because you can expect to be so busy, it will be important that you make sure the task in front of you is seen through to completion before moving on to future undertakings. The only time you will be moving at a slower pace, is when you are spending time planning your next epic adventure under the sun. If you do not already have one, it is recommended that you acquire a more travel size pipe. This will come in very handy as you never know when the opportunity for an outdoor smoke session will present itself.
With all the things you will accomplish through your own efforts, consider how much more can be done if you work as part of a team. Your coworkers and business relations will be there, ready to have your back when needed. Through collaboration and hard work, you and your team will find new solutions to problems that may have been lingering from past months. Don’t be afraid to get personal. Perhaps you have new members that have joined your workforce. Be sure to offer them a friendly welcome, as this will be the first steps in growing partnerships on which all parties can rely. And, the best part is that after the day is done, the comradery can continue over a cool drink and a freshly ground bowl.
Just like in the workplace, trust, will be an important theme for you this month Sag. Trusting that the decisions you make are the right ones, and trust that you will reach the goals you set. Similarly, loved ones and friends need to know that they are welcome to share in all your new experiences. Amidst all the excitement, there may come a time when you feel like there was something else you are supposed to do. Don’t feed this anxiety too much, wind down and roll one up when appropriate. If you encounter the feeling that you’re not moving forward, that is only because you are exactly where you are supposed to be, in the company of the people you are supposed to share it with.
Stoner Aries, the first month of summer is certain to be your time to shine. You will be able to overcome even the most unexpected problems that present themselves. Sativa strains will certainly be your best option when picking your favorite varieties of the sacred herb. This will only expand and enhance your already creative tendencies. A little help to boost your critical thinking skills will serve to provide that extra brain power, so that issues that do arise will prove to be of little concern.
Your most notable progress will definitely be in the workplace. You’ve planted and cultivated your efforts during the past months–now is the time you will see the maturation of your investments. Aries, you have the particular ability to identify the areas that most need improvement. As long as you avoid making these criticisms personal, you and your peers will experience noticeable improvements in job performance. Whether you’re on the clock, or on the couch, your mind can’t help but to think of the exciting new projects you’ll encounter at work. Your rest and relaxation time should be exactly that. Whether your favorite way to medicate is your water pipe, or you prefer a good old fashion, hand rolled herbal cigarette, make sure you are getting all that you can during your leisure time. By allowing your mind to wander while enjoying your free time, you will be able to focus your energy on tasks when it is required.
Regardless of whether or not your pipe is involved, you and your closest cannabis companions can expect a pleasant time of peace to begin your summer. The long days of sunshine will provide the perfect conditions to share your favorite smoke spots with those near to you. As long as you surround yourself with good bud, and good company, you are sure to create moments that are camera worthy. June will provide the perfect opportunity to pack your bag and hit the road. Although it’s only just begun, you should prepare yourself for a long season of discovery and good times.
Stoner Aquarius, just like the spring flowers blossoming beneath the summer sun, so will you too experience noticeable offshoots and new growth. These expansions of self may not always be in the area you would expect, but new undertakings and meeting new people is a guaranteed part of your future. Wherever your path leads, you will be able to maintain your relaxed, yet steady pace. That is to say, it will be nearly impossible to throw you off your groove, stoner Aquarius. While it is recommended that you take time to stop and smell the roses, maybe smoke some sacred flowers, don’t spend too much time with your head in the clouds.
Whether you are a self-employed Aquarian, or recently started in a new position, you will accomplish all of your endeavors. However, this depends on if you are able to look down the road to see the potential bumps ahead. Do this and you will quickly move from one task to the next, each being more easily accomplished and successful than that last. It will be important for you to do whatever it takes to keep the peace. Whether you are close enough with your coworkers to enjoy passing around the peace-pipe, or you maintain a more formal relationship, it will be up to you to keep the chaos at bay. As long as you are able to keep in good standing with your peers, you will be able to solve even the most unexpected challenges.
Since you will not need to worry about the realm of work, you will be able to invest most of your energies into the personal sphere. The best advice is to burn it slow, Stoner Aquarius. There will be many opportunities to enjoy some serious quality time with friends and family, so be sure that you are fully present during these moments. Keep your smoke circle small this month. This will mean everybody gets to enjoy a bit more of our favorite herb and you will know for sure that everyone in the squad will be down to ride. Although you may encounter many new faces along your travels, the most important focus should be the best buds you already have.
Stoner Virgo the sun is out and the first summer time period of June promises to have fortunate conclusions. However, these fortunate conclusions are not based upon luck or universal blessings, they will be based on diligence and action on your part. But wait, you must also learn to relax in this storm of action. Drop the hybrid strains stoner Virgo. The month of June will require meditative smoke sessions curated with surgical precision. For example, you will be required to be active and reactive to any problems and tasks that pop up. Sativa strains of the sacred herb will be best for the majority of your smoke sessions in June. However, burnout is a serious concern with the amount of activity you will face in the first summer month. Stoner Virgo, you must take time on occasion to allow yourself a deep meditative smoke session focused on relaxation and contemplation. A deep Indica strain of the sacred herb will be useful for this. Don’t think that you can do it all with a hybrid strain or neglect either portion of my recommendation. Balance will be required to see out the results of this active time period.
The June time period will be profitable for the stoner Virgo. But this profit may not be held until a future time period. The action of June should be thought of as a foundation for the future. This is the perfect time to establish yourself in the business world. Perhaps that passionate hobby can become a business. Perhaps that idea you have contemplated is ready to develop. All of this can only be answered inside of you stoner Virgo. However, it is very important to understand that luck is not your blessing, it is action alone that can take you to higher highs.
The sphere of love and companionship will be less active in June stoner Virgo. There will be a family conflict that must be resolved, but this will be in your ability. To avoid bitter celestial head winds, do not behave with condescension or snobbery with your fellow cosmic travelers.