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Aries March 2018

Stoner Aries the March period will once again be a thematic continuation of the first two months of 2018. So let’s recap the important points of the February stoner horoscope. Trust in yourself, do not rely on others. Do not try to solve the mystery of paranoid smoke clouds, move on quickly to the task or direction in front of you. A steady pace should be kept, no racing or jumping ahead.

How did you do with your cosmic mission in February? There is plenty of universal support and positive planetary influences surrounding you. In the end, your happiness or sense of accomplishment all lies within your sphere of influence. Once again balance and an even pace will be important as you navigate terrestrial obstacles. A nice balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be your rocket fuel as you dance amidst the stars. Moderation will also be an important aspect to your meditative smoke sessions. Blasting off with too much fuel may send you off course and too close to the searing sun.

You should feel confident within the work sphere in March. Keep in mind my lovely Aries, an even pace does not mean relaxed. All tasks and obstacles should be dealt with directly. With concentration and a willful intent there will be no obstacles that hold you back. Stay on task. Take other’s opinions and analysis into account, but remain steadfast in the intent and goal of your mission.

Be forewarned stoner Aries, there will be moments in March where you will feel like you are traveling in a bumper car. Negative energy may not directly impact your situation, but as a cannabis companion is negatively impacted, that energy may careen into your sphere of influence. Once again, solving the mystery of the situation will not be as important as moving forward dealing with the dilema. Inhale, breathe, and let it be.

Aquarius March 2018

Stoner Aquarius, you should prepare yourself to encounter disappointments and setbacks this month. Although this may sound like a bad thing, do not worry, these are called growing pains. While not everything you undertake will result in your preferred outcome, this is simply because you are entering into uncharted territories. And like with any new endeavor comes the increased chance of encountering unexpected outcomes. If you are able to maintain a positive level of optimism, you will quickly realize these are opportunities for exponential growth, not just grumbling. You will benefit from some substantial meditative sessions. Spend some time contemplating with your favorite strain–you will be reminded that our perspective can mean the difference of seeing the nug jar half empty or half full.

While there might be many who will offer their advice as to how to best tackle the tasks in front of you, Stoner Aquarius, remember that you are the one who ultimately decides the course of action. When you are faced with contradicting advice between what someone else recommends or what you feel is the best path, follow your heart. While it is always a good practice to listen to others, it is best to take these inputs with a grain of salt or a gram of weed. That is to say, allow yourself to the chance to reflect upon the situation at hand before moving forward. The best of both worlds will be to set your mind to your specific goals, know what you think serve you best to accomplish said goals, and rely only upon the input of your closest partners in chronic.

Although it is recommended you stand by your convictions when it comes to your opinions and efforts with regards to the workplace, it will be be of the utmost importance for you to remain pliable when it comes to dealing with matters of the home. This month, there will be no need to sacrifice your ambitions for those nearest to you, however, it will be important for you to acknowledge and address their needs. Whether this means bonding over a bowl of our sacred herb, or late nights conversing and listening to those dearest, all involved will be able to feel their moods elevated to a higher state.

Virgo February 2018

Stoner Virgo, this month will be all about the long game and a slow roll. This does not mean you should settle in on the couch or try to avoid tasks on your to-do list. To the contrary, you want to make sure you are moving forward at a deliberate and determined manner, otherwise you risk wasting what is expected to be a time of great positivity and good fortune. February will be time to take chances and pursue new endeavors that you may have been putting on hold. But, fear not, Stoner Virgo, the stars have your back and are there to guide you when you are most in need. Indicas are the recommended variety of choice this month—what you need most now is a grounding influence, one which will help you to maintain a positive equilibrium.

With regards to the workplace, Stoner Virgo, it will be important to double check everything, but do your best to avoid second guessing yourself. As long as you give due diligence in the planning phase, you will be able to identify and subsequently avoid unnecessary setbacks. While you are sure to meet new faces, some of whom could become friends and allies, it is recommended you keep your most inner circle small. It is nice to have a helping hand or second opinion, but sometimes you just need to have the space to clear your head and make your own decisions. So, be strategic with any help you solicit; it is crucial everyone involved in a project is working toward the same goal, otherwise useful energies will be wasted. When it is time to set down the work and pick up the pipe, it would be wise to do so alone. Use these moments to meditate, reflect on accomplishments and prepare yourself for future successes.

You can expect your interpersonal relationships to experience a time of great prosperity. Whether you are a single Virgo, or have a special cannabis companion, you will be a source of tangible positivity to all who are fortunate enough to know you. As mentioned before, stick with strains that help you maintain your groove. It is advised you avoid sativas during this time. While it is important to dream, you want to keep your mind from wandering. You will make the most of the peaceful phase permeating your home if you are able to stay focused on all you are blessed with. So, when the opportunity arrives, grab your peace pipe, grab your partner and pack a fresh bowl of good vibes.

Taurus February 2018

Stoner Taurus, this month you will find yourself in a particularly pleasant cosmic groove: If you can think it, you can do it! While other stoner zodiacs appear to be running around in no particular direction, you will emit an aura of peace and deliberate determinations. It is important, however, for you to maintain a balance between falling behind and rushing too quickly ahead. As far as your herbal remedies are concerned, embrace and experiment with hybrids. Finding a balanced bud can mean you will get the best of both worlds; the uplifting and inspiring effects of a sweet sticky sativa, as well as the grounding, mellowing effects of an earthy Indica. Combine these benefits with your clear and determined focus and there will be no obstacles you will not be able to overcome.

You can expect to maintain a similar level of success in the workplace, Stoner Taurus. Although this means you can expect to implement your plans of action with a certain ease, it is important to remain flexible. Work involves other actors, which means you will likely be required to make some compromises, but they will all be for the sake of progress. Remember Stoner Taurus: sharing is caring. While this is a good rule to follow when it comes to our sacred herb, it can also apply to a task or workload. If everyone takes on the responsibility for a small part of the project it will be less strain on all parties, resulting in better attention to detail and a more timely completion.

Just because the weather is uninviting and does not exactly inspire adventure, be fearless Stoner Taurus. It will be important to get some kind of outdoor exposure to give the mind and body the exercise it needs. Plus, venturing outside promises new encounters with new faces and meeting potential new best buds! Whether you are single or in a long term relationship, your aura is certain to attract those who are fortunate enough to cross your path. You will have many opportunities to take these chance encounters and turn them into unforgettable memories. So, Stoner Taurus, be sure to pack a bowl for two before you set out on your journeys–your fellow cannabis connoisseurs will be eternally grateful.

Scorpio February 2018

Can you feel it, Stoner Scorpio, can you feel the magic?! While other signs are burrowing in, waiting out the remainder of winter weather, going nowhere fast, you are inspired and energized and ready to take on the world. Your own motivation and zeal may surprise you, but remember there is no such thing as a guaranteed win. Whether or not you choose to use this surplus of spirit for productive purposes will be completely up to you. While those nearest to you will be attracted to your success and drive, it will be important to listen to the input of others. Before plans are put into action, take some time to share a bowl and meditate on tasks ahead. This shared experience will help to get everyone on the same page and aligned as to be the most efficient in working towards accomplishing the group’s goals. Although you are likely to emerge as the obvious choice for leader, it is important to consider everyone’s feelings towards the matter.

You may feel the fire within and feel like there is nothing you can’t do, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember there are those around you who are more than willing to offer a helping hand—you don’t have to do everything by yourself. While it would be possible to accomplish your goals on your own accord, you will experience more success if you allow others to carry some of the workload. In between projects, you and your cannabis cohorts should reward yourselves for a job well done with something sweet, and green, and inspiring. Perhaps you all get together to make a pan of chocolate, sativa-infused space brownies. Or, maybe you prefer to keep it simple by matching bowls of your favorite flower. Whatever the selected method, know that by taking time for these bonding experiences off the clock, where everyone is able to express their creative sides, and allow themselves to get a little hazy, all involved will be more focused and refreshed when it is time to get back to the grind.

As stated before, you can expect to be quite accomplished this February, even if you decide to roll solo for the month. But, like previously suggested, you will have a better time and greater adventures if you are joined by your closest Partners in Chronic. Just like on a road trip, it is beneficial to have a copilot. As you journey down the cosmic highway we call life, it will be helpful to have a navigator, confidant, or simply someone to help you eat all the munchies. Make sure, however, you are willing to make the pit stops your fellow travelers want to make as well, this way everyone will make the most of the miles journeyed.

Pisces February 2018

Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.

February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.

As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!

Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.

Libra February 2018

Stoner Libra keep your bowl packed, February is sure to be a month of fellowship and bonding. Planetary positions will favor a contemplative Libra with a mind toward personal growth within a tight smoke circle. That is not to say the responsibility of the cosmic adventure in February will fall on the stoner Libra’s shoulders. A team effort with your cannabuddies will ensure success and growth.

Seeking insight into your individual perspective will assist your efforts to become closer with your cannabis companions. Early in the month is Groundhog Day. What a perfect time to sink deep into yourself with an Indica dominant Kush Cake. Allow the sacred herb to take you inside yourself and high above the terrestrial plain. Take time to meditate about your place on this planetary spaceship and among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. This preparatory work early in the month will give you great insight into your cannabis companions and light deeper meaning in the fire of the smoke circle.

A friend with weed is a friend in deed. February may bring some challenges, but a team effort will be sure to solve any problems. Use your smoke circle like a Swiss Army knife to tackle problems and tasks that come your way. Each person possesses unique skill sets that enhance the group as a whole. Be sure to place trust in your partners in chronic. They will reciprocate. It is possible by the end of February that your smoke circle will be as tight as that dank preroll.

There are no cosmic signs of danger or excitement in the workplace stoner Libra. The best course of action is to keep your head down, and plot through all tasks that come your way. Perhaps your coworkers will enjoy the stories of your bonding adventures with cannabis companions.

Leo February 2018

Stoner Leo, you are likely to find yourself in a constant state of surprise this month. Not surprised by the chaos of unexpected events or obstacles, but by the lack of any substantial problems. This is not to say everything will come easily, or that you should expect all situations to go exactly how you want them to, but know you will not need to assert maximum effort in order to accomplish any particular task. This means you should expect to have a substantial amount of time to use how you wish. Whether you intend to finally master the art of rolling a marijuana cigarette, or you simply smoke a bowl and catch up on your favorite series on Netflix, you can be sure you will have the time to do it all. The important thing is that you keep moving, Stoner Leo, regardless of what direction. With little requiring your immediate attention, you could easily get lost in a daydream and before you know it February will have passed you by.

It will be important for you to remember Stoner Leo, a win is a win, no matter how big or small. With the winter weather heading toward maximum dreariness, it may be harder to notice the growth and progress you do make. Not every success will merit a celebratory bowl, or to treat yourself with a new addition to your pipe collection—although it definitely won’t hurt. But, it will help if you pick a reward to award yourself when you reach particular milestones toward your greater goals. You can expect your finances to go largely unchanged, which in your case will be beneficial. As long as you do not make any outlandish or sporadic purchases, you will be able to avoid unnecessary stresses due to monetary concerns.

This February, Stoner Leo, you will have the good fortune of finding your romantic and cosmic grooves. You are in the zone, mentally, emotionally, and for interpersonal relationships. Although you may not have a specific destination in mind, sometimes the reward is in the wandering. So grab your traveling piece, a fresh bag of that ever-so-fragrant mary jane, and a few of your closest partners in chronic and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous Stoner Leo, but aligned with your best buds, you and your crew prove to be unstoppable!

Gemini February 2018

During the month of February, Stoner Geminis should expect the unexpected. Although we are not yet to Spring and all the new growth it brings, this month can be a time of radical rebirth. It could be as simple as getting new threads and rethinking your wardrobe, or perhaps you have your sights on more drastic transformations. You may have had an idea for a new adventure or endeavor planned for a long time, but fear of what others would think of your decisions has held you back. Know you have much more important things to worry about than what others’ opinions of you might be. Critics will always have something to say, Stoner Gemini, so don’t waste precious energy stressing over things you can’t control. Instead, invest in yourself! You will find endless opportunities to express your more creative side, take advantage of as many as possible. Spend time meditating on the tasks you want to accomplish and the changes you want to create. With a little help from the sacred herb you will reach new insights that are certain to take you to new heights and inspire a sense of well being you’ve not felt in a long while.

When it comes to your professional life it is advised you proceed with caution. Unlike the wild and exciting change you can expect to experience in your personal life, it will be important to be more deliberate and focused in your work sphere. What you want to achieve at work is progress. Remember, not all change is for the better, the decisions you make may have long lasting consequences, so you want to ensure your efforts help to move you towards your goals. The important thing is to remain optimistic, do not get discouraged when projects do not go exactly according to plan. Sometimes failure is simply there to better prepare us for when future opportunities present themselves. If you do find your spirits diminishing, take a break. A couple stress relieving tokes in the evening hours might just be the perfect remedy to a hard day’s work. While a little herbal pick-me-up can prove refreshing and revitalizing, take everything in moderation. It will serve you well to relax when time permits, as long as it is with the intention of recouping for your return to the grind.

Do not be surprised if tensions on the homefront run a little high, Stoner Gemini, this is to be expected. It will take time for your friends and family to adjust to the new you, but know they will come around. Be sure to keep the peace pipe handy to help ease any of these times of potential strain. Remember, those who smoke together, stay together. There is nothing quite like sharing a little kind bud with the best buds to help to forget your worries and focus on what’s important–your friends.

Capricorn February 2018

Stoner Capricorn, you can expect to find yourself with a lot of free time on your hands this month, so it is recommended you keep your pipe clean and ready for takeoff when the moment calls. Some will need this extra help from our favorite, peace-provoking plant to ward off the restlessness that comes from having too much time and not enough on the “to-do” list. But, remember stoner Capricorn, free time does not simply mean time to waste. Since there will be little that is directly demanded of you this month, you will have ample opportunity for new and novel undertakings, or to meditate on the coming spring which will be a great contrast to the overall peace this February promises. Highly recommended, is to explore the wide and tasty world of cooking with cannabis. This would be the best of both worlds: an endeavor that will occupy your available hours, and a final, delicious product that will provide even more hours of ecstatic enjoyment.

With regards to work life, place your focus on the long game, stoner Capricorn. You might feel like it is too soon to plant and plan for the coming summer harvest, but warm weather and all it promises will be here before your know it. Don’t let yourself become complacent in your duties. You may not experience instant gratification or see the immediate rewards of your labors, but rest assured your hard work is not in vain. Now is the time to tidy up, or implement any finishing touches on projects that remain to be completed. It will be important to finalize these tasks from the past so you can give your full attention towards your future endeavors.

Whether you are single, Stoner Capricorn, or have a specific best-bosom-bud, you can expect to find new romance this month. The holiday of love, Valentine’s Day, will be a good reminder mid month of how fortunate we are to have a canna-companion—that special someone who is down to traverse the stars and join us on our journey through the cosmos. Your special someone is always there to help you to find your way back to the path, or to blaze new trails with you when you’re in uncharted territories. Remember to show your appreciation for this person. Sometimes we all need to hear out loud what we already know in our hearts to be true.