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Pisces January 2018

Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.

Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.

Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.

Aquarius January 2018

Stoner Aquarius, while some will commence this 2018 New Year with a running start, it will be best if you settle into a deliberate pace. It is important you continue to look ahead to the future, but possibly even more important is to be sure of your plans before you embark on any new adventure. This advice holds true during most times, but with all of the ambiguity the new year brings, it will be even more pertinent now. Although it is recommended you proceed with caution, you definitely want to avoid couchlock. Find yourself a good Sativa strain, and stick with it during the start of a new year. While change will occur slowly, and hopefully on your part, deliberately, it will be most beneficial to maintain forward momentum. By harnessing the creative properties of uplifting Sativas, you will be able to make more efficient movement of the choices you make.

Although you are embarking on a new year, with new surprises and experiences, it will be important to finish old projects before you explore any uncharted territories. This is simply a call back to the notion that it will be imperative to be sure of your path forward before you proceed. Counter to the idea of going nowhere fast, you will see more substantial and fruitful results from all of your endeavors. By taking the time to look ahead, you will be able to identify any roadblocks and obstacles that could hinder your success. Because of your diligence, you will not waste time, unnecessarily doing a task twice. This means you will have a good balance between work and relaxing.

Being mindful, Stoner Aquarius, also means paying attention to your stash levels. You definitely do not want to go to pack a celebratory bowl for a job well done, only to find your stash jar is empty! Plus, your peaceful vibes are certain to be noticed by friends and family. You don’t want to disappoint when a loved one needs you to share a special bowl with them.

Your desires and goals, by no means should take a backseat. However, you are likely to find your loved ones to be front and center in many of your pursuits. By focusing on what is right in front of you, peace, love, and harmony will permeate every part and person who is fortunate enough to cross your path.

Sagittarius January 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, as you welcome the New Year, it will be important that you do not forget to finish old tasks. With all the exciting potential a fresh start can bring, you don’t want to leave current projects unfinished. Especially undertakings into which you have invested a great deal of resources. After you finish any remaining tasks, it is advised you take a breather before moving towards future goals. While accomplishing projects may bring significant feelings of satisfaction at a job well done, it is necessary to take time to recharge your batteries and refocus on what will come next. In short, do not neglect your health. Whether it’s sharing a freshly ground bowl with your best bud before catching the latest blockbuster, or enjoying a few meditative puffs by yourself; be certain to carve out time for relaxing from your busy schedule.

Overall work life will not bring many surprises. By tying up remaining loose ends, you will create a clean and fresh space for any tasks that need to be tackled on the job. This means you will have a better, more organized platform to explore creative solutions to any projects on your 2018 agenda. While there is no expected chaos in the immediate future, any project will be more easily accomplished with multiple people addressing the issues. If you are fortunate enough to have relationships with your coworkers, January will be an ideal opportunity to pass around the peace pipe after work hours. Although the weather might be cold outside, you can create your own warm and welcoming environment indoors. By growing camaraderie outside of work, you will create lasting bonds which will provide a better support system when it is time to get back to the grind.

Remember, Stoner Sagittarius, you will not be able to help others unless you first focus on your own inner peace. This month, you will need to fight the urge to solve everyone else’s problems. While your heart is in the right place, the reality is you can’t fix it all. You will be most helpful, by simply being your kind and positive self. If you are able to find your own cosmic groove, you will provide all the support needed by those near and dear to you. All you have to do to be a good friend is be there with some kind bud and a smile.

Virgo January 2018

Stoner Virgo you powerful, beautiful creature, the beginning of 2018 promises to be a magical time. The only requirement to receiving the positive cosmic vibes will be trust and confidence in yourself. Combust the sacred herb and meditate on your internal abilities. Your analytical nature helps you understand and know things not easily available to others. This stoner sixth sense is the intuition you were blessed with stoner Virgo. Dare I say your psychic abilities! This skill, blessing, or natural trait will guide you down the freeway of life in January.

Trust in yourself and your intuition will play a large role in both your business and personal spheres this month. Take time out with the sacred herb when you have moments of alone time. In that deep reflective meditative state with the sacred herb, listen to your inner voice and heed its guidance. Meditative smoke sessions like this will guide you through self reflection on the way to self improvement. This internal work will not only help you trust your own intuition, but assist you in being the leader your cannabis companions need. January will require self reliance. Any projects or tasks will be accomplished in a more timely manner if you go at it alone. However, there will be buds in your smoke circle that need your advice and counsel to help them reach their goals. Trust yourself and trust your instincts stoner Virgo.

Warning, objects are closer than they appear. Double check your blind spot stoner Virgo. When dealing with a mass of information, an important detail can slip by or catch you by surprise like a merging truck on the freeway. Be safe stoner Virgo and double check your blind spot on the road and with legal minutia. Use your analytical nature and intuition to check all the facts and don’t let those important details sideswipe you.

Cancer January 2018

Stoner Cancer, it can be readily said the new year brings all the promise and possibilities a fresh start can offer. This does not mean that you will not have to exert any effort at all, but rather all of your investments will be certain to produce positive results–all you have to do is try. Overall, you will have time to do it all, so take time and be deliberate in all of your actions. You should diversify and explore the many strains and varieties of our favorite herb. Sticky sativas will provide those extra creative energies to help you to tackle tricky tasks that lie ahead. While it is advised to explore indicas to help you to relax and recharge your spirits before undertaking new projects.

While you should definitely take time to plan any future endeavors, don’t stress on getting every detail perfect. Plans are subject to change and you should be flexible so you can avoid being disappointed when not everything plays out exactly how you expected. Your efforts at work will be noticed by supervisors and higher ups. It may actually be time for you to join the ranks of management and expand your responsibilities at work. Which means you are best advised to keep the pipe at home. If you are able to keep work life and herb life separate, you are certain to get the best of both worlds. Whether you are looking to advance through the ranks at work, or if you just want to do your job the best you can, you are entering a time of great prosperity and success. Do not worry if you do not receive immediate praise for your accomplishments. Remember that you are playing the long game, Stoner Cancer, accolades and acknowledgement will come in their own time.

For Stoner Cancers in an established relationship, it will be important to pay close attention to your partner’s needs. It will be likely to encounter a few rough patches, none will be so serious as to be unsolvable. The best remedy to counter romantic troubles is to double down and be honest with our feelings. Those who may not currently have an extra special bud should expect to encounter potential suitors. Regardless of relationship status, you should pack all of your bowls for two. You never know when those closest to you may need a little pick-me-up. Your kind smile and kind bud can make a world of difference to those who might need a little help from a friend.

Scorpio January 2018

For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don’t be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you get done now will pay off exponentially in the long run–remember it is the soil you till now which will produce bountiful harvests in the future.

What’s even better is you will not need to brave these new journeys by yourself. You can expect to have multiple smoke buddies who will be glad to join you in your travels and to help move you closer to your final destinations. Whether you invite your fellow partners in chronic along for the ride, is completely up to you Stoner Scorpio. Although others may be willing to join you, you can expect it to be equally rewarding if you decide to fly solo for a while. It can be nice to have multiple minds to help problem solve when you encounter obstacles along your way, but at the end of the day, you will be the one who will be most effective. So, remember there is nothing wrong if you need to take some alone time for self-exploration. Whichever you choose, be sure you are properly equipped…in other words, don’t forget to pack your pipe and stash before you hit the road.

Your efforts to create more efficiency in the workplace will be noticed by your peers, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember, these alterations to our environments by no means need to be drastic or permanent. Simple and small changes can add up to create noticeable differences. It is time to be more vocal and to take on more of a leadership position. Your coworkers already trust and value your opinions and respect your work ethic–so all that is left to do is to put a label on it. Because of your advancement on the job, it is recommended to keep work and play separate. So, at least until you have grown into your new roles and responsibilities it is advised to keep the pipe at home. This will help to ensure ensure that you are clear headed when it comes to actually implementing ideas into actions. While mary jane might inspire you and contribute to your creative approaches to obstacles at work, you will best execute the tasks in front of you when you’re not under the influence.

This January, you will always be able to rely on your partner in chronic to come through with a bowl and ears ready to listen in your time of need. It is advised for you to stick with Indica varieties this month. With so many aspects of your life being in significant stages of flux, it will serve you well to keep yourself grounded. By maintaining a level head you will be able to achieve any goal you set for yourself and are sure to take you and your canna-companion to greater, and higher heights.

Libra January 2018

Stoner Libra the start to 2018 will be quite an adventure. Even though you may lose your terrestrial compass bearings, warm cosmic gravity waves will keep you planted firmly on the ground. Flexibility will be the key to unlock the positive promises of the universe in January. Quick moments of change, and inconsistent emanations from your planetary influencers, will create instability within your life path. For this reason, it will be best to save deep meditative dives with the sacred herb for future time periods. This is not the time for that powerful gummy stoner Libra. Instead, keep your medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb light and flexible. Perhaps this is the month to try that high CDB strain you have been thinking about.

Stoner Libra you have built a great support structure for uneasy periods like this. When a situation or dynamic changes quickly on you in January, you will be best served to tackle the changing environment with the assistance of your cannabis companions. Do not strike out on your own in this cold wilderness. In matters of love and business, my words ring true. Toke about it with your inner smoke circle. An outside perspective will help you keep your bearings on a shifting terrestrial platform.

Particularly in the workplace, pay close attention to your teammates and adversaries. Moments of action at work may not come in January. However, with this increased attention and knowledge you will position yourself advantageously for future time periods. With the pressure released for action in January, you will be left with plenty of mental space for planning. Taking the steps of research will greatly assist any career advancement this year.

The most important aspect of this period will be the trust you place in the support of your stoner circle. The Beatles said it best, “Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends. Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends. Mmm, going to try with a little help from my friends.”

Aquarius December 2017

Stoner Aquarius December will be an active month. Both the personal sphere and work sphere will be filled with positivity. These two spheres must be kept separate however, as your green living could negatively impact your green earning. There will be enough activity in both worlds to keep you busy planning the next project meeting or interview and the next smoke spot rendezvous. Just be sure to take breaks from your busy work life to enjoy cannabis companions and the terrestrial experience.

Beware of detachment stoner Aquarius. We all need help from time to time working out a problem or solving a puzzle. This month you will need help from a cannabis companion. When you have an unresolved issue, be sure to toke about it with a friend. Nobody can help you if you keep your dilemma to yourself. Spark one up with a cannabis companion and open yourself up to receiving help and companionship.

Work will play a prominent part of your holiday season stoner Aquarius. If you are unemployed or seeking a new employer, keep your efforts high. Positive cosmic winds are blowing in a productive direction. For those with gainful employment, be ready for more responsibility and opportunity. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius, your work is not the place for a higher consciousness. Save the bowls for nights out with friends. You will need your wits about you at work to take full advantage of cosmic blessings this month. Foes in the work sphere will take advantage of real or even perceived stoner stigmas. You will have plenty of energy to fight them off and present yourself as the natural leader you are. With a sharp mind and able spirit, you can overcome conflict to build consensus. You will be a shining star to your employer.

Save the date! December 21st, the Thursday before Christmas. There is a special positive planetary alignment that will have you singing in the streets. Be sure to plan out your day and night with your PIC (partners in chronic).

Libra December 2017

Houston to Stoner Libra, all systems are go for launch. Communications … Go. creativity … Go. Love … … we are a go.

You got this! Cosmic winds will be like rocket boosters at your back for the December time period. It’s always exciting to have that much power pushing you forward, but the current planetary alignment will take you through with confidence. The sacred herb will be your navigational systems. Any species or strain will be in your comfort zone this month stoner Libra. There is one exception: Avoid medicated edibles in December. More about that later.

Stoner Libra you will soar in the workplace. Flying through the sky on your rocket ship to the heavens, work will come at a comfortable pace with efficiency and productivity. Money may not fall from the heavens like rain, but fortune favors the bold. With cosmic jet packs on your back, you should have confidence and daring on your side.

It’s love and passion where you will see the most impact from your cosmic thrusters in December. For those stoner Libra’s in a relationship, take time with the sacred herb to meditate about your partner. Natural communication will flow from this medicated smoke session, and your love will blossom to new atmospheric horizons. For the single stoner Libra’s, a meditative smoke session focused on self confidence and self love will be your prescription for December. As you reach the heights of the upper atmosphere, potential mates will see you in the glowing light of the sun as you see yourself.

Houston, we have a problem. Much like the lift off of a large space craft, you will encounter a lot of shake, rattle, and rolling to begin your cosmic journey. Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Libra. This usually can cause communication breakdowns and moments of self doubt. However, other planetary alignments will safeguard your travels. Avoid medicated sacred herbal edibles. An uncontrollable deep dive with medibles could send you off the flight path with insecurities, confusion, and paranoia. God speed stoner Libra.

Cancer December 2017

Stoner Cancer December is the time to get back to the basics. While the holidays are sure to keep you busy, you will find pleasure in the little things. So, allow yourself the time to stop and smell (or smoke) the buds. This month will be great for makeovers. Whether, you are feeling adventurous to try out a new hairstyle and wardrobe, or a full revamp of your dwelling spaces, go nuts! Spark up some sweet smelling sativas to help channel your inner creativity and turn your ideas into outer realizations.

You will achieve a wonderful balance between mind, body and spirit. Others might say you can’t do it all, but your actions will clearly prove otherwise. As the month progresses you will only settle further into your cosmic groove. The quality of your work performed and successes on the job will be surpassed only by the positivity you bring to your peers and friends alike.

The creative mindset before mentioned, will be accompanied by a tangible willingness to try new things. Just say “YES!” Stoner Cancer. Whether you get invited to a large dinner party, an intimate smoke sesh, or a friend wants to show you their big buds. You should turn nothing down. Now, it should be noted, that you do not need to give into every whim, especially if it will bring you suffering. Be engaging, not reckless.

On your journey through the cosmos, you will encounter a multitude of people who will join you on your travels. You’ll be irresistible this month, so you should expect a great deal of company. Being surrounded by so many fellow seekers and smokers may require you sometimes to lead. This might mean being somebody’s ganja guru, guiding a new smoker through their first space cruises. Or, being the shoulder of solace for a cannabis companion. So, light up that fire, Stoner Cancer, no matter what trail you blaze, you will be leading your cannabis companions to new highs.