Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.
Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.
This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.
Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. But not toward defense of negative situations, but an alertness toward your own intuition and perception.
Corporate warriors stuck in the grind of the machine will experience an awakening in the June time period. This awakening will be a revelation from your third eye and result in a new vision of yourself in the cogs of the mechanistic structure you find yourself trapped within. This new vision and new found understanding will mark a pivot point in your employment. Revelations like this can be overwhelming. Take a stress relieving toke of the sacred herb and contemplate what you shall do with this new found discovery.
Small business owners, stay at home parents, and the unemployed shall not have the drastic realization as their corporate brother. The June time period will be less active for them. However, be mindful of monetary decisions. Smart decisions in the first summer month can lead to a payout in the latter stages of the year. June isn’t the time to buy those Shine gold rolling papers:)
In the personal sphere of life for the stoner Cancer, life will be quite pleasant in the June time period. Cosmic winds will be at a minimum and fairly neutral. This is a great time to reacquaint and reaffirm relationships with cannabis companions. The neutral station of the universe towards the stoner Cancer means that impactful results in the form of relationships will be at a minimum. Adventures out in nature is a great way to solidify relationships with cannabis companions. #enjoy
Stoner Cancer, this May, it will be best to keep your roll to a slower pace. As long as you invest the time in planning out your endeavors, you will meet your goals with success. The biggest obstacle you will face this month is ambiguity. If you do not have a set destination, you run the risk of being easily blown off course. But, Cancer, this does not have to be the case. Your only limitation will be the strength of your imagination. As one wise lyricist once said, “the sky’s the limit.”
In order to accomplish the goals you do set in place, the best strategy will be to keep moving. While it may take additional energies to build this momentum, it will be easy to maintain once you’ve gotten started. What this means in the workplace is to not let setbacks hold you back. A failure is simply the opportunity to learn new approaches to older problems. In order to produce the most effective results, it is recommended that you use the buddy system. Your peers at work may be facing the same obstacle of stagnancy. If you address each task as a team, you will accomplish greater success.
While the majority of your energy should be invested into your work, the leftovers should be spent on family and friends. The old adage that sharing is caring should be taken seriously. Maybe you scored an extra special stash–it would go to waste if you don’t invite others to enjoy the sacred herb. Anytime will be a good time to burn a bowl with your bosom buds. Those closest to you have new and exciting undertakings of their own to share. Take the time to talk. But, don’t forget to be a good listener.
Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all the cannabis companions who surround you.
Your inner circle of family and friends holds great warmth and some surprising news. It may not affect you directly, but this news will bring great joy to you and them. Rejoice with your loved ones with a nice round of medibles. Retell old stories and start forging the new ones. This will truly be a month to remember. If you are blessed with older relatives, go out of your way to be considerate. They may be in need of your assistance but too independent or stubborn to ask. Just by showing up you will make a difference. You might want to pack an extra bud or two to share with them even if they have never taken you up on it before! How exciting stoner Cancer!
A meditative smoke session focused on the obstacles of work will be required in the early part of April stoner Cancer. Although, these obstacles should be few to none, luck always favors the prepared. You may find this month to be the one where you actually start taking steps toward that new business venture you’ve been talking about. If that is so, follow your intuition and utilize meditative smoke sessions to guide you. These meditative experiences will bring clarity you’ve long needed to move forward. For those Cancers who are happily employed, independence and confidence will carry you a long way this month. Do not hesitate in your decision making. It will all work out in the end!
The acceleration of energy will be gradual and uphill for the stoner Cancer in March of 2017. By mid-month, you will feel you have reached the ceiling. Do not hesitate to push through that feeling and continue on your path of ascension. This applies to both your personal life and your working life. Be wary of strains elaborately high in THC or you may miss your chance to advance all together. Try something a bit more mid-range for relaxation and meditation this month.
In all aspects of your life, you will need to be prepared to move forward. This process will be liberating on all fronts. In your world of work, you must be decisive and take action. Slacking now will greatly deplete the success you have this year. It may be best to lay the pipe down during working hours this month. You will need your wits about you as management may be on a striking path. This does not concern you. This time it truly is them. Breathe deep and only speak when it is with control and patience.
It seems that there will be much to consider in the world of love and family this month stoner Cancer. The decisions you come to will either bring elation or devastation. Be mindful of the consequences of your actions now as this new news will affect you and your mate the most. Overall it should be a rather harmonious month for you in the world of love and romance. It’s the family and friend circle that holds the surprises this time! Be patient, calm and definitely dab on when your friend needs you to lend an ear. Don’t let any news from family or friends get under your skin. Use your logic and you can find peace all month.
February 2017 will be a balancing act for you stoner Cancers. It can be a time of great love and success if you choose to allow as much positivity into your heart as possible. If you allow the negative forces to betray your conscious self you may spend the month singing the blues. All things considered, I suggest a nice hybrid be kept handy for times of frustration and of course meditation. I do highly suggest meditation with the sacred herb this month.
In your realm of personal relationships, you have the opportunity to really delve into the good vibrations. Surround yourself with trusted friends. If you’re attached be sure to go the extra mile in your lovership. Speaking of lovers: If you are unattached do not go dipping into the workplace pool. It will surely bring more problems than pleasure. If you have not bought a new pipe lately do so. Then enjoy a few good sessions with your lover or potential lover. They will be much more open to you now and that should be an amazing experience for you both.
As mentioned earlier balance is the key word for stoner Cancers this month. This especially applies to the workplace. With the cosmos pulling you in both a positive and a negative direction use your best discernment when conversing with co-workers and management. If any situations arise that really grind your gears; grab your sneak-a-toke and take a cool down break. Nothing positive will come from being burly. If you can manage that you should see a positive financial gain all month long. All in all, stoner Cancer, you have what it takes to have a very pleasant month ahead of you.
Stoner Cancer, you have much to look forward to in 2017. Allow your discerning attitude to lead you and you will find beautiful success this month. Many will be there to lend a hand. January is not a month to take risks or indulge too much in any one appeasement. There will be time for that later in the year! Find a nice Hybrid and use for reflection and meditation.
The personal life of the stoner Crab will be mellow this month. My only note for you to harken is: Open your heart as wide as possible. When dealing with those closest to you enjoy a bit of the sacred herb and allow your highest self to emerge during the conversation. Let your ego be a watcher and not the leader during these events. The friends, family or lovers you engage with may have information for you that will not jive well with your ego. Do listen to it, but do not take it to heart at this time. It is in fact, them and not you. Do not tuck tail and run from it as you would normally. This information will enlighten you in many ways in the upcoming months.
Your working world will be abundant in many ways this month my cannabis companion. Do keep love and work separate. The cosmos have lined up with many opportunities for you. Be discerning and take the one that you know is best. Be mindful of those around you at the office or workplace. Do not fall for traps no matter how pretty the packaging is. Take the time to look deep within yourself before making any life altering decisions that you cannot take back. Other than that, work will be busy and you will find yourself reorganizing your space to be more efficient in the months to come.
The month of December 2016 will prove to test your limits my stoner Crab. You will need two very different strains for different reasons this month. Your daytime hours will be filled with detective work and logical thinking, ergo utilize a high strain of sativa. Whereas your evenings need to be reserved for the feeling state use the indicas liberally.
Your days will be filled with diagnostic and logical thinking. In the beginning of December, the stoner Cancer needs to dig deep, look at all things from every angle. Your hard work from the fall is paying off and you will be blessed with a decision to make. Do not be hasty or indulgent and do not solely rely on your emotional house of opinions in this matter. Not that you should rule out your heart, but you need to think logically about your next steps and all that goes with it. Your work will be cut out for you, but, with the sacred sativa to help guide you and the decision will be easier to make.
Your social life may be a bit problematic if you do not look at it from your heart center. Here is where the indica will be of some help. Allow yourself to take a toke or two and meditate on opening your heart Chakra. This will enable you to feel the vibrations of others and will help you decide how to be around them. This knowledge will come in quite handy with family gatherings. Be aware of any possible problematic conversations and segway yourself out of them as quick as possible. Then go see your friends and truly relax this holiday season!
Arrogance and pride need to step aside in the lives and minds of the stoner Cancers. You are quite knowledgeable on these ego driven shields my cannabis companions. Even though you wield these emotional tools well; your focus should be on self-actualization and allowance for the entire month of November. When I say allowance I am referring to: Allowing yourself to be in the moment, be forgiving of yourself and of others. Be loving in the same manner. By doing so you will only increase your self-actualization that you need to reach by the end of this November. In your personal life take the time to be with your family. If you are lucky enough to have a family of tokers, break out the hookah and enjoy a weekend of bonding. If there is any discord within your family address it immediately. You need all those who love you on your side this month. Their love and strength will help you ascend to levels of consciousness you have only ever dreamed of.
The working world of the stoner Crab will require much discernment. It is imperative that you take the time to meditate with the sacred herb in regards to your work in November 2016. There is much on your plate and you have the talent to accomplish each task at hand. The problem herein lies: You are only one person, you will need your colleagues and you must pick the most appropriate projects to work on. Do not be tricked into thinking the ones you choose are not the proper ones. Trust in yourself and watch what can be done. November may be immensely overwhelming for you stoner, Cancer. Do not fret! What lies at the end of this month is worth every moment. Do your best to enjoy this new process.
As with September, stoner Cancers will have an October that could possibly be filled with nuances of dissonance in the musical we call life. It is time to break out the 90’s grunge, a freshly filled water pipe and remember exactly how to flow around the sounds that by themselves may not be so appealing. Remember that all discord is challenging us to see things differently. Try your best to allow all the dirty chords to work together with the chorus and clouds of days gone high.
Do you remember the time when the Alice in Chains song “Man in the Box” felt like your life’s theme song? Do whatever you can to not slide back down to that point in your life. Look out for the groupies that want to steer you there. Even if those groupies are your favorite co-workers. Just don’t do it. You will not become rich, or get the girl or win a medal by being sucked into the billows of betrayal. My stoner Crab you have worked incredibly hard to get to this point in your life. You can find a way to amicably avoid this probability and make ends meet too. Meditate with a nice hybrid and it will all become more clear to you on which path you should choose.
In your world of personal relationships, all may seem well Cancer. This October you need to pay attention to the little things. You are not out of place by questioning others intents. If you are not paying attention; those envious of you will sneak up on you like a crescendo: smooth and fast. While deep contemplation with the sacred herb is important this month so is your ability to respond. Do not over indulge. You are a vibrant and vivacious person. Enjoy yourself and let nobody bring you down. All in all, you can easily have a great month. I simply had to tell you of the possible mishaps lurking in the shadows. Be strong my cannabis companion, but most importantly be the best version of you. Remember the cosmos are here to support you if you allow them to.